tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post193083841100312476..comments2023-10-11T01:48:08.468-07:00Comments on "Lego Wig" Arthur Kade: The Journey (to a Mental Institution): Advanced Acting Class - Arthur is WAY out of his league nowLego Wig Kadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07063854607785373863noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-16217235518662920902009-09-08T19:07:01.332-07:002009-09-08T19:07:01.332-07:00Not as big as his nose, nothing's that big...J...Not as big as his nose, nothing's that big...Jesus Christ.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-2846158563899460352009-09-08T18:52:21.427-07:002009-09-08T18:52:21.427-07:00If Kade had brains.. that's a BIG if.If Kade had brains.. that's a BIG if.hellkellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01261590458160683895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-54583867373380389962009-09-08T18:19:14.349-07:002009-09-08T18:19:14.349-07:00I have an audition for a major hardware store...th...I have an audition for a major hardware store...they need someone to play a piece of wood.Arthur_Kadehttp://twitter.com/Arthur_Kadenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-9468613811315094822009-09-08T18:01:54.593-07:002009-09-08T18:01:54.593-07:00What the deal Matt? Did someone google your name? ...What the deal Matt? Did someone google your name? Talkin mad shit about you on douchebag's site.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-58229287236199743642009-09-08T17:46:48.804-07:002009-09-08T17:46:48.804-07:00If Kade had any brains at all he would take that s...If Kade had any brains at all he would take that shit off his site.Hangin' at the Legowighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09070596333801581960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-25429290579139484202009-09-08T17:38:51.622-07:002009-09-08T17:38:51.622-07:00anonymous @ 5:33 = Kadeanonymous @ 5:33 = KadeTony Thundernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-67727743748978990572009-09-08T17:33:14.533-07:002009-09-08T17:33:14.533-07:00Beauchamp -- you're a sell-out bitch. I read ...Beauchamp -- you're a sell-out bitch. I read your recent post on arthurkade.com -- stop kissing his ass! <br /><br />Why post your address? Do you want Kade to pay you a visit in Austin so he can do you Kade- style?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-85253869901524751632009-09-08T16:47:20.696-07:002009-09-08T16:47:20.696-07:00@Matt
I see you have an admirer over there@Matt<br />I see you have an admirer over thereSad Party Karaoke Robothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15400353416372438038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-46332214714432431462009-09-08T16:44:11.411-07:002009-09-08T16:44:11.411-07:00Kade's blog is unfortunateKade's blog is unfortunateAdminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09978859072720625239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-69345251263227925962009-09-08T15:30:15.882-07:002009-09-08T15:30:15.882-07:00new voicemails on his blog. Classic shit. Leave ...new voicemails on his blog. Classic shit. Leave some people....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-44036505135626397482009-09-08T13:07:22.398-07:002009-09-08T13:07:22.398-07:00Hmmm ... check out this comment on the page ....
...Hmmm ... check out this comment on the page ....<br /><br />http://arthurkade.com/?attachment_id=3758#comment-58806<br /><br />I copied and pasted since I'm sure it will be taken down<br /><br /># Daniel McDadeon 08 Sep 2009 at 4:04 pm edit this<br />Gets it in? Daniel, you obviously wrote that yourself. While I believe you may have bought abortions, we all know the truth about you.<br />The girl you beat up.<br />The girl you raped.<br />I would name names but they are nice girls and have nothing to do with this. Now that your boys are growing up, you have no one to “get it in” with. So you are using Arthur because you are such a wannabe.<br />You two probably go together nicely: two laid off insurance salesmen with major coke problems.<br />This Arthur Kade game is old and the only Northeast trash left that will hang out with you is Danny McDade.<br />That speaks volumes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-1493115831203042732009-09-08T12:38:25.281-07:002009-09-08T12:38:25.281-07:00Agent = Ron Hansen?Agent = Ron Hansen?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13990617985677074071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-83419412512277433132009-09-08T12:37:52.875-07:002009-09-08T12:37:52.875-07:00"@ArthurKade: I'm the best looking guy he..."@ArthurKade: I'm the best looking guy here by far, but is that what they want. Are my looks hurting me on auditions?"<br /><br />Arthur, let me help you out there with these heavy, existential thoughts. a.) you are not the best looking guy there, so no worries on that front; b.) interestingly, your looks ARE hurting you on auditions - see my previous post about skin, hair, and wrinkles. You really need to invest in your personal care routine stat. <br /><br />And hey, I have a Twitter feed too... I have 900+ followers, even though I am a nobody. So you must have way more, since you dominate Kade style and everything... oh, wait. You only have 432. Weird.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13990617985677074071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-63349040834456112252009-09-08T12:23:07.034-07:002009-09-08T12:23:07.034-07:00An agent? More like a pimp.An agent? More like a pimp.Hangin' at the Legowighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09070596333801581960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-68748583408292640432009-09-08T12:07:12.638-07:002009-09-08T12:07:12.638-07:00Cant wait to see his next kween vid.Cant wait to see his next kween vid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-75304642379536721952009-09-08T11:44:49.594-07:002009-09-08T11:44:49.594-07:00LOL - look at his latest twitter bragging about ha...LOL - look at his latest twitter bragging about having an agent. If it's true, SCORE! All they got you was an auto parts store audition.The Docnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-1996033879512789552009-09-08T11:16:56.602-07:002009-09-08T11:16:56.602-07:00nice link to the radio show, dumbass. Why not giv...nice link to the radio show, dumbass. Why not give the credit to the dude who provided the link to the readers here. Admit you stole it, pig.Hangin' at the Legowighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09070596333801581960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-52712730329640549342009-09-08T10:12:32.944-07:002009-09-08T10:12:32.944-07:00It's pretty funny that Arthur is going to this...It's pretty funny that Arthur is going to this acting class in no different a position than he was in the previous class. What's he done that's so special in that amount of time? Hmmm... did some non-paid, totally amateur student film bit for ONE AFTERNOON, and got the part in a trailer for a pilot for something that has .005% chance of going anywhere. Still no speaking lines that anyone anywhere can see. <br /><br />So he was "just the guy in Philadelphia Magazine" back then, but now is the guy "featured in Gawker, Down By The Hipster, etc?" <br />He was "featured" in all of these before the first acting class. Each of these sites did and continue to do nothing but mock and make fun of him. Not really the thing I'd want to be known for. Same goes for any radio interviews.<br /><br />And so now Sharon is a "great actor" too? Let's see her IMDB page! Let's see what makes her so great! <br /><br />Finally, a big laugh at Arthur saying that him doing a one off fashion show in someone's restaurant is comparable to Ryan Seacrest hosting American Idol, or Heidi Klum hosting Project Runway. WTF... Those people are doing that in front of a global audience, gettting paid millions for it. I really fail to see how that is at all comparable to a cheap fashion show.The Docnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-85750393522753161112009-09-08T09:31:44.022-07:002009-09-08T09:31:44.022-07:00That whole hellooooo thing was done on Seinfeld li...That whole hellooooo thing was done on Seinfeld like 10 years ago. Anyway can someone please tell me why the name Ron Hanson gets deleted right after its put up?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-24432379333390105842009-09-08T09:21:10.257-07:002009-09-08T09:21:10.257-07:00Must, stop, reading, twitter. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Must, stop, reading, twitter. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Sad Party Karaoke Robothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15400353416372438038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-52710161620751539792009-09-08T09:11:57.337-07:002009-09-08T09:11:57.337-07:00And Arthur - seriously, you are starting to look R...And Arthur - seriously, you are starting to look REALLY bad. You really need to do the following, stat (and I know you're reading this, f*cker):<br /><br />1. SKIN/FACE/WRINKLES: Your skin looks sallow, rough and greasy. What kind of product are you using? Heavy duty Lava soap scrubbed in with sandpaper? Jesus. Get your pathetic ass to Blue Mercury NOW. While there, get an exfoliation and a facial, just to get your skin back to some sort of balance. Then, ask for a complete consult on what you should be using to maintain your skin. As an older man (32 is older, dearie) you'll need an appropriate face wash, a serum to deal with your pores, a day and a night moistuizer, an eye cream, and treatments to deal with your acne. <br /><br />While you're there, also ask for a product to deal with your severely chapped lips. Fresh makes a good lip product. Try it.<br /><br />Additionally, ask you best bud GN to hook you up with her plastic surgeon so you can get some Restalyne in the folds/deep wrinkles forming around your mouth and have a touch up on the Botox you've already got. Botox doesn't last forever, Arthur. You need a touch up. Now. <br /><br />Also, the BAGS UNDER YOUR EYES! Again, Jesus. If I didn't know that you packed your shit in plastic grocery bags from Shop-Rite, I would think you were using the bags under your eyes to carry your sh*t. A small, easy procedure by a plastic surgeon can take care of those.<br /><br />2. HAIR: Dry and balding. Consider plugs, or at least Rogaine. The balding is only going to get worse, especially if you start dying your hair all the colors of the rainbow, moron. I can't believe your step-mom didn't tell you this. She must not like you very much. Anyway... seriously, deal with the balding thing.<br /><br />And, your hair is DRY and will only get more dry if you start bleaching it blonde. Seriously, get a consult at your step-mom's salon and get some conditioning product.<br /><br />Seriously Arthur. You look like hell. Get on the stick, would you please?!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13990617985677074071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-61020863599434908082009-09-08T08:57:14.902-07:002009-09-08T08:57:14.902-07:00Art's tweets are getting more and more despera...Art's tweets are getting more and more desperate.<br /><br />"HUGE audition for major auto parts store." I guess it's for the role of the dumbass do-it-yourselfer who put Grey Goose in the radiator because it's 'juth tho ballth ath, so ballth ath.' Idiocy, Kade Thtyle!<br /><br />"I feel like Britney in circus. All eyes on me." Hahahahahahaha! Hey Artie, like Britney, we really just want to look at the potential disaster that your presence brings. It's not about talent at all.<br /><br />Goddammit! When are we going to see a vid of someone peeing in a ginger ale and serving it to Kade?Le Cosmonautnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-65711805795519251172009-09-08T08:20:44.625-07:002009-09-08T08:20:44.625-07:00But, Mr. Legowski, before you even embark on your ...But, Mr. Legowski, before you even embark on your pursuit of Fame and Glory (aka, being mentioned on page 112 of USWeekly Magazine), ask yourself these crucial questions...<br /><br />1. Do I have the physical features that will make me Stand Out? If you don't have severe acne, a truly bizarre haircut, a nose that enters the room a full minute before you do, rapey eyes, and the tendency for spittle to accumulate at the corners of your mouth, you might want to hang it up and put in an application at Starbucks.<br /><br />2. Have you ever been invited to exit a city bus before you are at your destination because you frightened the other passengers by trying out your "Improv Characters" which they mistook for you having a petit mal seizure?<br /><br />3. From your studies of Quantum Physics and Evolutionary Biology, have you determined that there is not the slightest, most remote possibility that you will at any time get laid before you die?<br /><br />4. Does your "Support Network" consist exclusively of deluded cokehead losers who will cheer you on no matter how bad your decisions might be, and at least one of whom will allow you to sleep for weeks curled in his or her dirty laundry pile in the closet without paying rent?<br /><br />5. Does spending $350 for a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka in a nightclub make perfect sense to you? (Helpful hint: mixers are free! So you can spend the whole night drinking Sprite and just not have to order a second bottle. Also, unlike vodka, Sprite won't diminish the effects of those lines of cocaine you did in the bathroom.)<br /><br />Only if you answered an unequivocal "Yes!" to each of these questions should you even try, Mr. Legowski.<br /><br />All the best to you in dominating your career path of choice.Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00057333620240917993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-9178387473530193312009-09-08T08:02:28.015-07:002009-09-08T08:02:28.015-07:00Oh, Mr. Legowski.
Having closely studied AK 4.7&#...Oh, Mr. Legowski.<br /><br />Having closely studied AK 4.7's masterful technique that is propelling him to the uppermost pinnacles of "The Biz," I'm sorry to have to tell you that everything you describe yourself as doing is WRONG.<br /><br />Here's how it's done. Read and learn, young man.<br /><br />1. You will need to overcome any speech impediment you might have. This can be accomplished by putting a cork between your teeth, taking a 46 second video of yourself, posting it on YouTube, then going to a nightclub and getting bottle service.<br /><br />2. Search craigslist in your city for potential work in "The Biz." A-lispers in "The Biz" use a kind of code in placing ads. For example, "if you show up at 10 A.M. I'll put you in my student film. Sorry no payment" really means "Seeking co-star for Angelina Jolie's next movie." Before a big audition, be sure to go to a nightclub and get bottle service.<br /><br />3. What you wear to an audition is very important! Strive to hear "ohjesuscrise... what the hell is this walking in the door? why me, God?" when you make your "Entrance." Test out your audition outfit by wearing it to a club the night before and getting bottle service, then sleep in it before the audition.<br /><br />4. An actor must be in Top Physical Condition. This means committing yourself to going to the gym two or three times a month. Be sure to eat right before your workout (Cosi has great donuts that will ensure a good workout if you eat enough of them). Before and after your monthly workout, go to a nightclub and get bottle service.<br /><br />I hope this is helpful to you, Mr. Legowski.Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00057333620240917993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-66294371503343580282009-09-08T07:54:52.486-07:002009-09-08T07:54:52.486-07:00There is no way that you would have gone to Temple...There is no way that you would have gone to Temple after finishing 15th in your class. Did your high school only use short busses?Sad Party Karaoke Robothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15400353416372438038noreply@blogger.com