tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post54259310926684168..comments2023-10-11T01:48:08.468-07:00Comments on "Lego Wig" Arthur Kade: The Journey (to a Mental Institution): Kade's Real Drug Of Choice? InsanityLego Wig Kadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07063854607785373863noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-39118801405473425902009-09-10T11:51:22.274-07:002009-09-10T11:51:22.274-07:00HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... that video was price...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... that video was priceless. Seriously priceless. "...so, I wanted to give you an idea of how I try clothes on... I go to the dressing room, and I take off my shirt, and then I try others on." You dumb, moronic, imbecillic, uneducated, unsophisticated child. Really. You're like a 10 year old impressed with the most mudane, routine things. So sad. <br /><br />And participating in a fashion show that carries the title "Rittenhouse" does not mean you have any class, you dope. It means you are an unemployed, broke, directionless monkey wearing clothes from a no-name store. Here's some of the boutiques that matter in Philadelphia (among others), since you have no idea: Joan Shepp, Boyd's, Leehe Fai, Knit Wit, Plage Tahiti, Vagabond, Deep Sleep and Third Street Habit.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13990617985677074071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-69845529915158049502009-09-10T06:00:27.899-07:002009-09-10T06:00:27.899-07:00HAHA! I just read down to the Panama City part (I ...HAHA! I just read down to the Panama City part (I don't even read that far anymore). South Florida barely considers Panama City as part of our state. Trust me, people in "SoBe" (you freaking queer) won't be listening to your lame-ass Panama City show. Panama City is for broke 18-20 year old college kids and wannabes--perfect for "the Brand". SoBe scoffs at middle-age douchebags reeking of the NorthEast and pretending to be "elite" while on vacation--they'll take your money and give you a bottle, but they'll smell your Drakkar Noir from a mile away and react accordingly.He's Enormous!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-78141986092912105842009-09-10T05:55:29.343-07:002009-09-10T05:55:29.343-07:00I miss the good old days, when this pile of poo wa...I miss the good old days, when this pile of poo was still genuine and it was all fun. I miss the QVC audition days, when the shit he said was ridiculously funny but he wasn't trying. I miss Team Noto challenging him to feats of douchebaggery and I miss the limericks about Appletinis. I'm bored of being bored of Arthur. He ruined the whole fucking journey for all of us by being as dull and predictable as he is.<br /><br />Fuck you Arthur, you suck. (and go ahead and copy this to your own blog, you sad little turd)He's Enormous!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-90661816345323694902009-09-10T04:03:06.296-07:002009-09-10T04:03:06.296-07:00Panama City is in the Pan Handle you fucking moron...Panama City is in the Pan Handle you fucking moron. For someone who claims to have dominated Miami "Kade Style" you'd think he'd have a clue that Panama City is about 9 hours from Miami by car. <br /><br />Oh, and Fashion Week is in NYC, NOT Philly so I can't guess what fashion person would be anywhere near Kade's runway.<br /><br />By the way, I keep e-mailing Cock Gobbler and asking him to answer to the lies he keeps writing and despite being "the most honest person in New Hollywood" he never gets back to me with an answerMC 900 Foot Douchebaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07242762137769823749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-48294558693485954672009-09-09T22:11:33.491-07:002009-09-09T22:11:33.491-07:00Oooh, oooh! Kade had acting class tonight!
"...Oooh, oooh! Kade had acting class tonight!<br /><br />"Please put up video tomorrow please put up video tomorrow please put up video tomorrow...."The Big Legowskinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-58879199071668803482009-09-09T18:30:44.448-07:002009-09-09T18:30:44.448-07:00no one cares about kade anymore.no one cares about kade anymore.realisthttp://aol.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-66674858968967098692009-09-09T16:12:44.642-07:002009-09-09T16:12:44.642-07:00I totally agree with Joe.
he is mental. He is als...I totally agree with Joe.<br /><br />he is mental. He is also leaving just enough hints of fuckery (i.e. lines like I want to be remembered as a giver and taker blah blah blah) so that when this goes nowhere he can turn around and say it was a hoax and how did we not see the hints etc.<br /><br />What a weirdo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-33248225309293864042009-09-09T16:03:34.863-07:002009-09-09T16:03:34.863-07:00Meh, the voicemails are boring. I mean, how many t...Meh, the voicemails are boring. I mean, how many times can you listen to dumb frat boys yelling 'fuck you, you fucking douchebag' before you feel like gouging your eyes out? For me, not many at all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-53048313221808932162009-09-09T15:57:33.722-07:002009-09-09T15:57:33.722-07:00leave him voice mails ....he can't moderate th...leave him voice mails ....he can't moderate those. Begin the cornholing peopleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-83216126883157572102009-09-09T15:51:20.949-07:002009-09-09T15:51:20.949-07:00All very valid points, Doc.
Time and again, we a...All very valid points, Doc. <br /><br />Time and again, we ask ourselves about Arthur: can anyone really be this out of touch with reality, and not be considered batshit crazy, highly medicated and living in a group home? <br /><br />He can't honestly think of himself as a peer to Beethoven...can he? Doc, I just think the seams are starting to show.<br /><br />Maybe he just believes that the massive amounts of negative attention he generates also attracts a small amount of positive attention, so he creates more of the negative, thereby creating more of the positive. So he plays up the douche bag, almost with a wink and a nod.<br /><br />Nah...monkey boy just isn't that smart.joeykeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08753053136694654873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-75230761989676203222009-09-09T15:17:23.460-07:002009-09-09T15:17:23.460-07:00And if that's true Joe...
Nobody is going to ...And if that's true Joe...<br /><br />Nobody is going to care. He'll still be a nobody who wasted X number of months acting like a fool, and saying horrible things about women.<br /><br />It's a lose/lose situation, no two ways about it. <br /><br />It's not like someone is suddenly going to say "Wow, that Arthur Kade really pulled off a good one!" He stands to gain nothing from this being a joke. He has injected too much of his personal life into this for it to be a joke.<br /><br />Sacha Baron Cohen gets away with it and succeeds becasue the characters are 100% fiction. I get very tired of people comparing Kade to him, or suggesting he's doing something similar, because he's not. Like Bonaduce told him - many other people are far better at doing the same thing.<br /><br />Ask yourself this: What does a person stand to gain by quitting a good job to pursue an endeavor they are clearly not cut out for, while they pave their path with insults, stupidity, ignorance, intolerance, sexism, and all-around immature and despicable behavior?The Docnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-55006495558692808442009-09-09T15:14:37.225-07:002009-09-09T15:14:37.225-07:00There's Arthur 'ripped by Labor Day' K...There's Arthur 'ripped by Labor Day' Kade, definitely not ripped at all. Can we have a little post about your failure in this promise, Mr Kade?<br /><br />You stupid, deluded, fuckwitted gallon of rancid rat spunk.<br /><br />CUNTOUT!cuntnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-14135296892931822552009-09-09T15:06:43.469-07:002009-09-09T15:06:43.469-07:00alright that last post is absolute proof that dude...alright that last post is absolute proof that dude is just fucking with everybody. or just fucking with the 'haters' (god i hate that word). or, perhaps, he knows that he's in a position to call the whole thing a joke, once he fails. that way, he can claim that he pulled off one of the funniest internet hoaxes of all time.joeykeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08753053136694654873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-50300549337027181732009-09-09T14:42:57.571-07:002009-09-09T14:42:57.571-07:00Arthur implies drug use on twitter to impress rand...Arthur implies drug use on twitter to impress random dude.<br /><br /><br />@arthurkade so you're saying you've never done drugs?<br />about 1 hour ago from web<br /><br /><br />@quintstevenson ha. Now why would I ever say that<br />18 minutes ago from UberTwitter in reply to quintstevensonSad Party Karaoke Robothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15400353416372438038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-68735255037823043202009-09-09T14:37:19.374-07:002009-09-09T14:37:19.374-07:00People please, when he says Beethoven he's tal...People please, when he says Beethoven he's talking about the dog in that movie. Kade would never know about anyone who was alive twenty years ago, let alone 200. He can't even count that high.shit she disappearednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-76834863410012788552009-09-09T14:26:45.311-07:002009-09-09T14:26:45.311-07:00Isn't he supposed to be bottle blond by now?Isn't he supposed to be bottle blond by now?Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00057333620240917993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-72675140011445400392009-09-09T13:56:56.013-07:002009-09-09T13:56:56.013-07:00Imagin the smell in that change room after he left...Imagin the smell in that change room after he left.Hangin' at the Legowighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09070596333801581960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-68945239477074194972009-09-09T13:47:05.107-07:002009-09-09T13:47:05.107-07:00Kakakakaka?
God I hate his face. His sweat makes...Kakakakaka?<br /><br />God I hate his face. His sweat makes me want to take a shower.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-84264201008242989132009-09-09T13:37:21.382-07:002009-09-09T13:37:21.382-07:00He writes like a child. A delusional 12 year old w...He writes like a child. A delusional 12 year old with ADD.hellkellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01261590458160683895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-43242373188364363552009-09-09T13:33:22.405-07:002009-09-09T13:33:22.405-07:00I imagine that dressing room situation went a litt...I imagine that dressing room situation went a little like this:<br /><br />"OK Arthur, you wear a large t-shirt? Try this on."<br /><br />Arthur: "I love your attention to detail. Being fitted professionally is such a luxury for A-Listers like me."<br /><br />"All I did was hand you a t-shirt, it's not that big of a deal."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-55273098755855036522009-09-09T13:18:18.579-07:002009-09-09T13:18:18.579-07:00AH, so "getting fitted" for a fashion sh...AH, so "getting fitted" for a fashion show involves trying on a t-shirt...<br />and sweating all over it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-20042090085504905092009-09-09T13:05:16.019-07:002009-09-09T13:05:16.019-07:00My peer, Beethoven and I love to party like it'...My peer, Beethoven and I love to party like it's 1739.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-8505055607610549322009-09-09T13:04:25.629-07:002009-09-09T13:04:25.629-07:00Please, please make the HD video go away.Please, please make the HD video go away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-45042777635919614982009-09-09T13:00:32.134-07:002009-09-09T13:00:32.134-07:00I wonder what little Oscar is going to say when he...I wonder what little Oscar is going to say when he finds out that Kade has gone from catcher to pitcher?Sad Party Karaoke Robothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15400353416372438038noreply@blogger.com