tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post5795209565097777427..comments2023-10-11T01:48:08.468-07:00Comments on "Lego Wig" Arthur Kade: The Journey (to a Mental Institution): Rags To RichesLego Wig Kadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07063854607785373863noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-51905387393952492442009-09-15T20:06:24.808-07:002009-09-15T20:06:24.808-07:00remember when gn kang rage-posted in here, about h...remember when gn kang rage-posted in here, about how people come up to her all day and tell her that she makes their day special? hahahahhahaha that was awesome.joeykeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08753053136694654873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-28784355267651810802009-09-15T17:25:18.124-07:002009-09-15T17:25:18.124-07:00hes halfway there kaids, he already walks around w...hes halfway there kaids, he already walks around with his Little Oscar tucked. <br />i can totally see him going out hunting for a 9 or 10 with some good skin and threatening them with the hoseConfucioushttp://facebook.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-40516153247415477702009-09-15T08:18:43.333-07:002009-09-15T08:18:43.333-07:00HENCEWHY, to wither hast thou come?HENCEWHY, to wither hast thou come?KAIDS making up words like hencewhynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-40789821055763866532009-09-15T08:16:59.615-07:002009-09-15T08:16:59.615-07:00...so, another month or so before he starts wearin......so, another month or so before he starts wearing the skin of women, right?KAIDS making you suffer his shitty breathnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-67869244188893627432009-09-15T08:03:28.878-07:002009-09-15T08:03:28.878-07:00Lies, as told by Arthur Kade from his guest blog p...Lies, as told by Arthur Kade from his guest blog post: "If you don’t have that pull ahead of time, then make friends with club owners, managers, and bouncers ahead of time, spend a night dropping some money there, and make sure the connects are in place so you look like Arthur Kade when you are escorted in to Dusk when you are at a celeb table with Nick Lachey, Robin Thicke and Kristin Cavalleri."<br /><br />The truth, from the writings of Arthur Kade: "When I got there, I didn’t know who’s name I was under at the door [editorial note: no one - you were under no one's name, Arthur], and the door people were being brutal (I kept telling them I was Arthur Kade, but it didn’t even matter because every one there was famous). I waited outside for 15 minutes, and was scared that this would be the first time EVER I have gotten shut out of a party and almost flipped out crying..."<br /><br />You insane, delusional, wanker. Although it has been said, I feel compelled to say it again: you aren't famous. No one knows who you are. You are not a socialite. You're poor. You are not a celebrity. You're a nobody. An ugly, illiterate, aging nobody, Arthur.<br /><br />Now go get that Restalyne like I have told you before.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13990617985677074071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-52855985903113706432009-09-15T07:58:27.619-07:002009-09-15T07:58:27.619-07:00@ TLC
He reminds me of one of those guys from the...@ TLC<br /><br />He reminds me of one of those guys from the SNL skit....Night at the Roxburry I think it was called.<br /><br />One of those dudes you wanna smash into a wall when no one is looking.Hangin' at the Legowighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09070596333801581960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-69654788280270128342009-09-15T07:40:01.140-07:002009-09-15T07:40:01.140-07:00I'd love for that chic who called him and got ...I'd love for that chic who called him and got him to go to NYC only to diss him, to comment on here. That whole tihng wreaks of fould play. High five to whoever made that call!<br /><br />Also, who is that nasty looking douchebag in those pix in the gray suit and the super smile? OMG, he looks so fucking creepy! Like, one of those guys who just won't leave you alone...ladies you know what I'm talking about, he's still there even after you pretty much tell him to fuck off. I can see him being Artie's new BFF. Yuck!TattooedLunaChic/VegasGrrlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-66846158116399680572009-09-15T07:37:25.204-07:002009-09-15T07:37:25.204-07:00From @ArthurKade on Twitter: "Roger federer. ...From @ArthurKade on Twitter: "Roger federer. U are the kade of tennis. Frightening. Wonder who my mcenroe is"<br /><br />Hey Douche! Federer LOST. You are such a massive twit.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13990617985677074071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-52125658606395941722009-09-15T06:02:34.642-07:002009-09-15T06:02:34.642-07:00Redic is what his ex girlfriend did.Redic is what his ex girlfriend did.Kudosnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-30860225422359853542009-09-15T04:29:51.817-07:002009-09-15T04:29:51.817-07:00Redic is douchebag shorthand for "Rediculous&...Redic is douchebag shorthand for "Rediculous"<br /><br />Too bad he uses the word like an idiot. It is meant to describe something of redicule, not extreme in nature as he thinks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-62604406582949338842009-09-15T03:26:52.705-07:002009-09-15T03:26:52.705-07:00Aaaah - just unkaded myself. Unfriended his facebo...Aaaah - just unkaded myself. Unfriended his facebook, unfollowed his twitter. Feels like I had a digital cyst removed.The ghost of Cindy Brady loves the Moisture of Mr. Belvedere's Hairnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-77782754096323470272009-09-15T01:37:27.421-07:002009-09-15T01:37:27.421-07:00News: Kade has just created a fake youtube account...News: Kade has just created a fake youtube account for himself! Look for IloveArthurKade!<br /><br />He is beyond pathetic...The Entityhttp://legowigkade.blogspot.com/2009/09/rags-to-riches.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-25765156244711386782009-09-14T23:57:27.441-07:002009-09-14T23:57:27.441-07:00@ The Big Legowski
I'm trying really hard. I...@ The Big Legowski<br /><br />I'm trying really hard. I spent 14 years in NYC, working in politics and non-profit management. Surely you'd think that in all that time I must have run into at least one AK 4.7esque bozo, but I honestly can't think of any. Maybe I lead a charmed life.<br /><br />But casting the net a little wider, when I was in high school one summer I was cooking in a restaurant owned by this woman named Marilyn MacMasters. She taught in the Foods program at the local tech school. But to hear her tell it, she was second only to Julia Childs. Anyway, the AK 4.7-type crap she would pull was at our menu meetings when she would claim that just last night at home, she had invented classic dishes that had been around for decades, like Mississippi Mud Pie, Steak Diane, Chicken Valencia, etc.<br /><br />It was pretty hilarious. She'd be describing some dish and I'd be there thinking to myself, "Sounds a lot like Mississippi Mud Pie." And then she'd say, "And I thought of a great name for it! I'm calling it 'Mississippi Mud Pie!'"<br /><br />So when I go to sleep tonight, thanks to you, I'll be counting my blessings...<br /><br />1. No AK 4.7s in my life nor have there been.<br />2. I live 2,600 miles away from the only AK 4.7 I know of.<br />3. I'm not a woman and thus will probably not be subjected to the Kade Scale.<br />4. As far as I know, no one has asked God that I die by being eaten by rats.Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00057333620240917993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-75606715657701169532009-09-14T23:02:13.271-07:002009-09-14T23:02:13.271-07:00WTF is with the Riddic shit all over this post?? I...WTF is with the Riddic shit all over this post?? Is he referencing that shitfest "the chronicles of riddic" or Riddick Bowe?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-63289497231242614852009-09-14T22:51:07.979-07:002009-09-14T22:51:07.979-07:00THAT would be spectacular. Perhaps the Legowig web...THAT would be spectacular. Perhaps the Legowig webmasters could start a "Kimbo VS Kade" Paypal account so we could all donate a few dollars to pay Kimbo (and a cameraman) to find ol' Acneman on the mean streets of Philadelphia and knock him the FUCK out?Magistratenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-42629443830082651922009-09-14T22:46:25.392-07:002009-09-14T22:46:25.392-07:00Magistrate- what's Kimbo Slice doing these day...Magistrate- what's Kimbo Slice doing these days? I know he can't really handle real MMA fighters, but I think he could take AK.The Big Legowskinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-40194939758821114452009-09-14T22:41:26.327-07:002009-09-14T22:41:26.327-07:00Kade sucks.
Period.
(I'm sorry I don't ha...Kade sucks.<br />Period.<br /><br />(I'm sorry I don't have anything intelligent or insightful to contribute to tonight's conversation, but reading bits of his latest blog...I say 'bits' because I can't get through the whole thing anymore...skewered my creative mind, thus the brilliantly simple "Kade sucks" comment.)<br /><br />P.S. SURELY someone in Philly is following 'The journey', and I know that posting a video of you beating up Kade on the street would be considered assault and could be used in a court case against you, but please, PLEASE...WILL SOMEONE BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THIS FOOL AND GET IT ON VIDEO?Magistratenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-51737050023078802942009-09-14T22:21:33.313-07:002009-09-14T22:21:33.313-07:00Today I worked on a post-graduate-but-still-basica...Today I worked on a post-graduate-but-still-basically-student film. Yes, a STUDENT FILM. Not a "short film which is being submitted to the most balls-ass, hot-ass festivals in the country and will soon propel me to international superstardom due to my scintillating performance as 'guy in the bar who sits next to the main characters and does a reaction shot when they leave'". Just a film that MIGHT be picked up by someone and be shown at some local festival somewhere. Anyway; not my main point. <br /><br />This is: one of my fellow "background talent" was my own local version of Arthur Kade.<br /><br />1. Bragged about and tried to impress us with the many celebrities he "knows"; i.e. saw somewhere and maybe passed by while working as an extra somewhere.<br /><br />2. Had a major lisp and creepy rapey eyes.<br /><br />3. Talked about his desire to change careers from security guard to professional actor. <br /><br />4. Talked about at least twenty super-hot famous women, and how he'd love to "party" with them.<br /><br />5. Talked up his "skillz" as a "playa".<br /><br />6. Was an average-looking guy with very little charisma or social skills.<br /><br />7. Never, EVER, shut up.<br /><br /><br />For those of you who have never worked in any performing arts capacity, there is generally at least one celebrity name-dropper/picture-shower/bragger in any production, no matter how big or small. Usually, they're an annoyance. This guy was TERRIFYING.<br /><br />So, question to all of you out there. Do you know/have you met your own version of the AK-4.7? If so, do share. :-)The Big Legowskinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-84818294903239663812009-09-14T22:16:41.086-07:002009-09-14T22:16:41.086-07:00How do you tell when he’s taken’ it to the next le...How do you tell when he’s taken’ it to the next level? I can’t see the line of demarcation.Kudosnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-27309877132593879942009-09-14T21:53:54.001-07:002009-09-14T21:53:54.001-07:00Ha. Someone just copied my comment from Dating is ...Ha. Someone just copied my comment from Dating is Miserable and posted it here. I'll take it as a compliment but maybe I should really get a profile here so no one can post stuff under my moniker. <br /><br />@ the person who copied the comment: Thanks, but this will be old news to the regulars here. I've gone on a similar rant before and only went over my theory again at that site because a lot of the readers didn't know who Artzits was.shit she disappearednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-61799232307416709112009-09-14T21:39:09.208-07:002009-09-14T21:39:09.208-07:00Jon and kade plus AIDS hahahahhah best. name. ever...Jon and kade plus AIDS hahahahhah best. name. ever.Confucioushttp://merada.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-29334727217581228472009-09-14T21:21:55.908-07:002009-09-14T21:21:55.908-07:00G'Douche.....!
OH,
Bless you.G'Douche.....!<br /><br /><br />OH,<br />Bless you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-62949864242098063722009-09-14T21:12:02.003-07:002009-09-14T21:12:02.003-07:00Anyone else notice most of the pix being photoshop...Anyone else notice most of the pix being photoshopped?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-37482586307688170992009-09-14T21:00:53.471-07:002009-09-14T21:00:53.471-07:00Seriously?
I just want you to know....
oh, nevrm...Seriously?<br />I just want you to know....<br />oh, nevrmindToby Dammithttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063715/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8797123429314446731.post-6321674090025956892009-09-14T20:47:06.129-07:002009-09-14T20:47:06.129-07:00Arthur, please kill yourself.
Sincerely,
The Wo...Arthur, please kill yourself.<br /><br /><br /><br />Sincerely,<br />The WorldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com