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11/3/09

AK's site is dying, Boonswang is a bitter midget, GN Kang has poor judgment, and other goodies

A few quick updates on stories commenters and editors of this blog have been talking about...

1.) Traffic on Crisco McLispo's site is down 70% in the last 3 months. Apparently not as many people are sticking around for the inevitable trainwreck ending as we had previously thought. To see the statistics, go to http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/arthurkade.com and just look at the various categories of data. Previously, although Arthur Kadyshes hadn't gotten any speaking roles or even done any extra work in a while, at least you might've thought he was getting web traffic by being a pathetic attention-craving douchebag that even a mother would hate (and since his parents abandoned him even that was in question). A lot of people probably thought Kade would get decent internet viewing numbers. But as you can see from the commenters, it's gotten to the point where it's just the same few dozen people reading the site and the same 10 or 15 commenters ripping Kade and talking to each other in the comments. Maybe some of Kade's douche crew like Boonswang and Lindsay Furman view the site and inflate the numbers a little. Since Kade doesn't have that many friends or supporters to boost his internet ratings, it's only a matter of time until the site totally flatlines.

2.) Chad Boonswang doesn't like it when people point out that he's vertically challenged. Boonswang, better known to blog readers as the diminuative Lionel Hutz-like personal injury lawyer who follows Kade around, apparently didn't like it when he paid for it by being ripped by Matt Beauchamp here on this blog. It appears that someone (possibly and probably Boonswang himself) couldn't handle it and took to posting Beauchamp's personal information in the comments. Oh wow, Chad, you're so tough! You're so powerful! Hahaha. We give credit to Matt... he posts under his real name and speaks the truth about Kadyshes and his douchebag loser associates. And to Kadyshes' cronies... if you can't handle people commenting on your hideous appearance, horrible personalities, and poor judgment, why would you hang around a pathetic, attention-seeking douchenozzle?


Here's a picture of Chad Boonswang... errr, Lionel Hutz.

3.) While we're on the subject of pathetic, attention-seeking people with poor judgment, what's up with G.N. Kang (Arthur Kade's chief enabler)? Homegirl isn't that bright, but how low can you go when you glibly refer to the fact that Chris Brown beat Rihanna and then go on to tell the teenage girls who listen to Chio's shitty morning program "since Chris Brown made some cool new music, the public will now forgive and forget" (paraphrased). That's just a pathetic statement about this country and most of the uneducated, uncultured, and self-esteem lacking nature of "pop culture" that GN is so obsessed with. If we valued women and opposed domestic violence as a country, we would overlook the cheap, superficial, shitty music produced by shitheads like Chris Brown. Of course, GN doesn't have good judgment and seems to lack some self esteem (and thus comes off as attention-needy). So it's OK if a guy beats a girl... just say some vague apologies, drop some new crappy "R and B" or "hip hop" crap on the public, and hope everyone forgets. This way no one has to learn a lesson or change how we look at society's treatment of women.



These things are now called GN-O'lanterns... Kade Style!

For anyone who doubts that domestic violence and abuse of women is a problem, here is a link to educate yourself. Also, here is a link to some details about what Chris Brown (who GN Kang would probably call an "elite artist") did to Rihanna. It's great that GN makes some bland statements about believing in change... but Chris Brown is a repeat offender. He's been violent to women as a PATTERN, not an isolated incident. Sad, sad, sad. Since GN is kind of slow and doesn't read much other than teeny bopper magazines and PerezHilton type sites, we wouldn't expect her to know or care about this.

On the positive side, since I have to say something nice about King Kang, if anyone thinks women should just forgive men who beat them (and then never learn and do it to other women), we have the site for you--gnkang.com. Check it out, maybe you can even find some "fun mocassins to bum around in". Ahh, it's too convenient that all these retards hang out together. Makes writing this blog too easy.
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10/5/09

Kade's borrowed sunglasses belong to...

None other than GN Kang. Kade's chief enabler, "Chio in the Morning" sycophant, as well as underwear football player. How do we know this for a fact?

Check out this screen grab, from Kade's latest Youtube video, emailed by a reader of this blog.


That's GN Kang, people. Right there taking the video of Kade at brunch the other day. Apparently she loves torpedoing her own career (playing football in underwear was only the start of her becoming a laughingstock).

What kind of respectable, normal woman would hang out with Kade? Seriously.

Thansk to the reader who emailed this in!
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King Kang's Underwear Football game moved... to Reading, PA.

Hahahahahahaha, it looks like GN Kang's "career move" of playing football in underpants is going about as well as Kade's attempt at being a movie star. So the word has just gotten out and I was told by one of GN's "friends" (really more like a girl she just hangs out with here and there) that on account of generating so little interest, the underwear football team GN Kang plays for will be playing it's first game of the year in picturesque Reading, PA. You know, that big fancy city 65 miles from Philadelphia and 80 miles from NYC... yes, that Reading. The one between Birdsboro and Wolmensdorf.

The game was supposed to be played in Hempstead, Long Island... but the arena no longer had interest in carrying the game (insufficient ticket sales). Here is the listing for the game before: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=81122028203 . Here is an article that refers to the game being moved to good ol' Reading: http://wfmz.com/view/?id=1278092 .
As if it wasn't already bad enough that GN's "home" games are in Trenton, NJ! So now, my source says (while talking shit about Kadyshes and Kang) the NY/Philly underwear football matchup wasn't selling tickets so they'll play in Reading, give away as many free or low-price tickets as possible--if anyone even wants to come--and hope they can salvage Reading, PA as a home venue for the NY team.... makes no sense, but it's true. So many venues in NYC area and not one venue wanted a piece of this shitshow.

I wonder if all the Jersey "fans" of the Passion will buy up all the tickets to this so they can give the Passion a good cheering section... oh wait, they have no fans and sold like no tickets. So that's not a problem.

For those of you who want directions so you can go see GN play football in her undies, here is a map. Zoom out so you can really get an idea of the distance we're talking about here...

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8/22/09

Create a Lego Kade and Enter Our Contest!

Design a douchebag and be part of Kade's demise!
submit to: legowigkade@gmail.com
Contest Ends September 30!
We will be publishing Lego Kades and entering them into a contest. There will be an interesting, worthwhile prize to the winner. To make your submissions, post a URL in a comments thread or email to legowigkade@gmail.com -- be sure to include an email we can reach you at if you win! We will make sure the winning design is sent to all of Kade's "Players", his acting coaches, speech therapist, step mother, casting types he's auditioning with... your design will be noticed. Celebrate the worst hair in "Young Hollywood" and may the douchiest, most block-headed Lego Wig creator win!
In other news, keep supporing our "Brand" of Lego Wig Douche-bashing. In 3 days we are nearing 10,000 page views and our most recent re-blogs of Kade's Krap are getting as many/more comments than his own blog--especially since a lot of his "fan comments" are written by himself. Thank you for your support! You're voting and it's clear you prefer our "Brand". (Maybe it's because you're literate and you appreciate us not being special ed students like Kade.)
Many emails have asked us, who are we? We're a collaborative website, run by a half dozen intelligent, creative people. We don't have much time to spend, but since we're sharing powers between a half dozen people, it works well... 10 min a day at most, per person. If you want to help out with administration, drop us a line. We're also open to submissions, free speech, and social commentary, so feel free to get in touch or send in submissions.
We have some upcoming projects and interesting research going on. We're going to make contact with people casting and directing projects that Kadouches has or may audition for and we're going to confront Kade's enablers with the facts--a confrontation to his blatant and ubiquitous lies. A phone drive to Wired96.5 (home of "Chio in the Morning") to request that GN Kang clarify her use of passes (received via her employment) for a mysogynist sociopath is in the works as well. We're gathering information from people who know Kade and GN so the letter we send to the station and its parent company is thorough and convincing.
Another project we are doing is a "look book", something like an actor gives to a casting director on an audition... we'll submit some of Kade's super-douchey pictures and clippings of his most retarded comments. There is a lot more to tell, so check back with us frequently. We'll be posting, emailing, and tweeting more information on other projects as we go... for now, enjoy the contest and send your comments here--be assured (insiders have told us) that Kade reads our site on an hourly basis and is shitting his pants than he can no longer control the comments by moderation.
Lego Kade Submissions:
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