8/24/09

Douchebag Spotlight: Kade's "Players"

This post has been moved front and center because of a flurry of Philadelphians sending in the names and juicy details about people in Kade's douchebag crew. People emailed/commented with a lot of information about the people Kade mentions in his blog and we're putting some of it here for you to see. In some cases, we're holding back details because we need to confirm them before we post them. Here is the list we have gotten so far. If you can fill in more names, email us at legowigkade@gmail.com . This is only the beginning... we will be running "close ups" on some of these people, as they relate to Kadyshes, in the coming weeks.

These people enable Arthur Kade's psychopathic behaviors (mysogyny, douchebaggery, lying, poor tipping, Guido behaviors) by overlooking them or by encouraging Kade. Here are the identities of those we have been able to confirm:


"Chester Bogart" is Chad Boonswang
"Radio Babe" is G-N Kang
"Samantha" is Marissa Rosen
"Johnny Drama" is Tony Piazza
"Andy Warhol" is Hughe Dillon
"Bling" is Sabrina Tamburino and "Maverick" is Steve Thorne
"Studio 54" is Brett Perloff
"TJ" is Terry Jue
"Tony Starch" is Tony Churchirilo
"Latina Angel" is Sabrina Strickland
"Miami Mark" is Mark Zabludovsky
"Gabbana" is Michelle Miller
"Dolce" is Ania Kukla


"Calvin Klein" is Sean Jones (multiple tipsters say this is Kade's ex-boyfriend)
"The Ex" is Danielle Poe, a plain-looking"Philly 5" that Kade dated for several years (pics available online, use Google)
"Fierce Farrah" is Lindsay Furman

One tipster tells us, "I used to work with Chad Boonswang so that is how I could connect the names. And yes, they are all as douchey as AK."

Kade's blog today was called "Abandonment"... how funny---bc a lot of people who used to know Kade have abandoned him, just like his own parents did. They talk about him behind his back, they laugh at him when he's not looking, and they send information on to our blog. Kade really is starting to be abandoned. The next people that abandon him will be the people who visit his blog to comment on it, because El Legowig has been heavily moderating the comments. Basically, there is no reason to post there anymore... Spread the word about our blog! Tell your coworkers, Twitter connections, facebook friends, etc. The move is on--come here, not to Kade's doucheblog.


Here's the lowdown on some of these individuals that has been sent in by our readers:

Going down the players list filling in the gaps for you guys...some are complete dbags, some are good people...

TJ - Terry Jue - old friend of Kade's from before Kade decided to leave his career and go into this acting bit. He's friends with the whole "crew" but I also see him out with other circles of friends. Hung out with him a few times and don't know him well but seems like a pretty decent guy actually. But when he's out at G, Chelsea, Dusk, etc. he's usually out with the players crew so I guess that makes him a dbag.

Tony Starch - Tony Churchirilo (sp?) - another old friend from back in the day and did the whole 32/125 scene. don't know him well but he was out to dinner with Kade when he was interviewed for the Philly Mag article and was mentioned in the article as "Church."

Latina Angel - Sabrina Strickland - they became friends about a year ago. She is very loyal to friends but you'd better not cross her. She is well connected and knows a lot of important people in the city. Not sure how she feels about Kade at the moment. She's goes to the same clubs: G, Chelsea, Dusk, etc. I think she had been trying to avoid him a bit as of late. Like I said, very loyal and a good girl as long as she likes you.

Miami Mark - Mark Zabludovsky - lived in Miami and just recently moved back to Philly. Same circle of friends as Kade but I don't see them out together much even though they all go to the same places.

Gabbana - Michelle Miller - they call her Mischa. She is the one behind e-Moda. She dates a lot of the local athletes preferably Flyers players. Haven't seen her around much as of late, not sure what the deal is though.

Dolce - Ania Kukla - she dated Kade for awhile after he ended his relationship with Danielle Poe. Nice girl, very energetic, a little crazy, good friends with Michelle Miller, hence the Dolce & Gabbana nicknames. She and Michelle were originally friends with GN Kang and met Kade through her. She's pretty and a sweet girl. But then again, she dated Kade...

Fierce Farrah - Lindsay Furman - she is friends with the entire crew but has other circles of friends too. I see her out with different groups of people - some are good people, others are typical philly dbags. She takes a lot of pictures with Kade (she is the pretty girl with the crazy hair in Kade's blog pics). She likes the attention I guess. I've hung out with her a few times and she seems like a very nice girl. She's like one of those people who seems to be friendly to everyone though I'm not sure that she actually really likes everyone she hangs out with. She definitely goes to the same places: G, Chelsea, Dusk, etc.

The Ex - Danielle Poe is an ex but I don't think this is her so I'm guessing it's the ex from before Danielle. Who that is though, I don't know.

Calvin Klein - Sean Jones - this guy's claim to fame is being on the first season of Survivor. I think he moved to Pittsburgh. Some say that is Kade is gay, this guy was his gay lover.

Minnie Driver - Gala Kanevsky - she's been a part of the Philly social scene since her mid to late teens. She used to hit up all of the clubs. I have hung out with her a few times and she doesn't seem to talk much. So either she's chill and a little shy or she's just stuck up. She seems friendly though. I've seen her out with the crew for sure. I think that she is currently dating Tony Piazza. They certainly hang out a lot together.

Chad Boonswang is an interesting character. He thinks he's the ultimate playboy. Anyone who has met him knows otherwise. Everything written about him is probably true.

Marissa Rosen moved to Israel so at least we wont have to listen to her cackling laugh in the background of future video posts.
Also, if anyone else has more information on Kade's enablers, send additional names to legowigkade@gmail.com

Here's Kade in January 2009 with right-hand woman GN Kang. Look at that face on him! It's ghastly!


46 comments:

  1. Tony Piazza is (was) Johnny Drama, not Tony Starch.

    Bling is (was) Sabrina Tamburino and Maverick is her fiancee.

    Studio 54 is Brett Perloff.

    used to work with Chad Boonswang so that is how I could connect the names. And yes, they are all as douchey as AK.

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  2. Some cool dude emailed me and told me that he posted the link to this blog on his FACEOOK WALL!!!! HA! Old scrotum lids must have loved that.

    Hangin'

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  3. This is GREAT! I can comment up a storm, won't be adding to his traffic and won't have an impostor!

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  4. @ MC 900 -- that's the idea... if you want to contribute to the blog, drop us a line at legowigkade@gmail.com

    We'd love to have you aboard... more people, more content, morefun.

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  5. Is Hughe the one who writes the shitastic PhillyShitShat? That fucker should have his keyboard taken away forever.

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  6. Anyone care to offer up Richard Brian Penn's real name? His show sucks, he's not funny, so it's not like you'd be hurting his career--bc he doesn't have one.

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  7. these fuckers, his "Crew" are filled to the brim with: COKEHEADS.. every.. single.. one..

    Chad is a total fucking idiot, so are the rest of these fucks..

    I am polite to them when I deal with them, but no adult who meets them more than once can stand/respect any of them.. Arthur was always a fucking nutjob, just like the rest of this group.. I guess it's the coke.. but really that is no excuse to be a total fucking moron after the age of 30..

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  8. @ anon -- any specific, recent stories you'd like to share?

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  9. I see this same group out all the time.. all doing the same shit.. here is basically their MO at a club

    offer free coke to girls, offer coke to girls that is back at "their place" 30+ year old men hanging out with 21 year old girls.. (cokewhores)

    they go to a bar/lounge like Pearl, put drinks on the tab all night.. then say to the bartender "we're good right" = bartenders can't stand them.

    just basically act like immature 15 year olds even though they are all 30ish+

    What happens is most polite adults are nice to them, but try to avoid them after seeing them out.. if they have to say hi they do.. but word on the street for these guys is pretty bad... so they tend to hang out with the same small group of people who are like them.. and just harass the rest of the population.

    It's sad shit.. but nothing interesting or exciting really.. plenty of douchebags in the world.. these just happen to be the douches that live in philly..

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  10. these douchebags don't even pay their bar tab? is that correct???? LOL

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  11. Artie looks so fuckin haggered lately. Look at his latest "Queen Elizabeth" video. He looks like fuckin shit! Look at his first post ever, at least he looks like he's less of a coked up douchebag.

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  12. I actually want to take a vacation and go Kade Hunting - take a break from chi town, go up to Philly and wrastle me some Kade. Think Crocodile hunter, but a lot less humane.

    Dear Kade, Humane is a word, that wasnt a type after the word Human. Something which you are not.

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  13. nutjobs.. all of them.. They get ANGRY when they can't get with girls.. and the only way they EVER get with girls is on the off chance the girl is a cokehead.. and is lured by the cocaine

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  14. Philly Chit Chat = http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/l_dfecd88cd92f11cbffb92d4910a1e8e7.jpg

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  15. Chad Boonswang is a fucking ambulance chaser

    http://www.boonswanglaw.com/home.html

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  16. Going down the players list filling in the gaps for you guys...some are complete dbags, some are good people...

    TJ - Terry Jue - old friend of Kade's from before Kade decided to leave his career and go into this acting bit. He's friends with the whole "crew" but I also see him out with other circles of friends. Hung out with him a few times and don't know him well but seems like a pretty decent guy actually. But when he's out at G, Chelsea, Dusk, etc. he's usually out with the players crew so I guess that makes him a dbag.

    Tony Starch - Tony Churchirilo (sp?) - another old friend from back in the day and did the whole 32/125 scene. don't know him well but he was out to dinner with Kade when he was interviewed for the Philly Mag article and was mentioned in the article as "Church."

    Latina Angel - Sabrina Strickland - they became friends about a year ago. She is very loyal to friends but you'd better not cross her. She is well connected and knows a lot of important people in the city. Not sure how she feels about Kade at the moment. She's goes to the same clubs: G, Chelsea, Dusk, etc. I think she had been trying to avoid him a bit as of late. Like I said, very loyal and a good girl as long as she likes you.

    Miami Mark - Mark Zabludovsky - lived in Miami and just recently moved back to Philly. Same circle of friends as Kade but I don't see them out together much even though they all go to the same places.

    Gabbana - Michelle Miller - they call her Mischa. She is the one behind e-Moda. She dates a lot of the local athletes preferably Flyers players. Haven't seen her around much as of late, not sure what the deal is though.

    Dolce - Ania Kukla - she dated Kade for awhile after he ended his relationship with Danielle Poe. Nice girl, very energetic, a little crazy, good friends with Michelle Miller, hence the Dolce & Gabbana nicknames. She and Michelle were originally friends with GN Kang and met Kade through her. She's pretty and a sweet girl. But then again, she dated Kade...

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  17. Maya - Monique Crawford - she is always out. You will find her in all of the Rittenhouse places and she parties a lot. She is very cute and she knows it. She meets a lot of guys, LOL. If you have any friends in the city, you probably know of her or have heard stories about her. That's all I have to say about this one. She hangs out with Kade sometimes but also has other groups of friends that she hangs out with. But some argue that these people may actually be worse than Kade himself.

    Fierce Farrah - Lindsay Furman - she is friends with the entire crew but has other circles of friends too. I see her out with different groups of people - some are good people, others are typical philly dbags. She takes a lot of pictures with Kade (she is the pretty girl with the crazy hair in Kade's blog pics). She likes the attention I guess. I've hung out with her a few times and she seems like a very nice girl. She's like one of those people who seems to be friendly to everyone though I'm not sure that she actually really likes everyone she hangs out with. She definitely goes to the same places: G, Chelsea, Dusk, etc.

    The Ex - Danielle Poe is an ex but I don't think this is her so I'm guessing it's the ex from before Danielle. Who that is though, I don't know.

    Calvin Klein - Sean Jones - this guy's claim to fame is being on the first season of Survivor. I think he moved to Pittsburgh. Some say that is Kade is gay, this guy was his gay lover.

    Minnie Driver - Gala Kanevsky - she's been a part of the Philly social scene since her mid to late teens. She used to hit up all of the clubs. I have hung out with her a few times and she doesn't seem to talk much. So either she's chill and a little shy or she's just stuck up. She seems friendly though. I've seen her out with the crew for sure. I think that she is currently dating Tony Piazza. They certainly hang out a lot together.

    So that's it folks. I tried really hard not to be too critical or to make any accusatory remarks (like drug usage, etc.) and, honestly, I don't know any of them well. But I'm pretty sure i've matched up the players names correctly to the real names. Basically, I think that while all of the "players" are part of Kade's inner circle, he may not be in their inner circles. A few of them are seen with Kade at all times while many others have other groups of friends in the city that the hang with.

    All of the other players that you guys have matched up seem right. Chad Boonswang is an interesting character. He thinks he's the ultimate playboy. Anyone who has met him knows otherwise. Everything written about him is probably true. Marissa Rosen moved to Israel so at least we wont have to listen to her cackling laugh in the background of future video posts.

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  18. Anon: Thanks!!! I was wondering who Minnie Driver was and never thought it was Gala....good catch.

    Lindsay is very, very nice but she will drop you mid-sentence to move towards a camera or mirror.....believes she is going to be a rich super model.....dont see it happening.....

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  19. I'd bang the beans out of Lindsay, but would be sickened by her fame whore persona. She could be really nice, but still have that little piece of personality that makes her crave attention which would disgust me.

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  20. Hey, great hitman list there anon! We'll get to work.

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  21. Mish is the one who looks like the trannie--the big girl with the crazy eyebrows. That Sabrina Strickland is balls ass ugly.

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  22. great information! damn... total pwnage

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  23. These are "players"???

    God these fucks are insane.. the good news is.. they are insane in philly.. which is a shitstain comapred to other places.. so if all these fucks stay in that shitstain town.. I don't care what they think of themselves.. let them stay there!

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  24. Wow. I had no idea people acted like this. I used to do a fair amount of blow back in my trading days in Chicago but I never went to clubs or tried to pick up girls with it. I went to normal bars, tipped very well, invited ALL back to my place - guys and their girlfriends - to do rails once in a while.

    What a bunch of fucking tools. I used to run into idiots like this in Sarasota Florida when I visited my friend. It's laughable as I actually DO know people who have gobs of cash and don't act like this. The people that act like fucktards are the ones who didn't earn it and use Daddy's credit card.

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  25. Seriously? What self respecting person wants to be known as Kade's friend? He sponges off them, has them drive him around, probably pay for his meals and his hotels - then he calls them the "Entourage"??? What. the. fuck.

    Anyone that is so desperate for friends that has to resort to this twatwaffle is beyond ridiculous and deserves to get a good case of the clap. which will most likely come from Kade.

    God, the "Players" are more pathetic than he is......

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  26. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 24, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    "Kent Osborne" - Kade's BFF, a cartoonist in LA (Kade Angeles)

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  27. Kent Osborn is fucking with Kade... he got him to waste ALL his time in LA with him and the Cartoon Network, which effectively ensured that Kade had no time to actually meet agents or anything like that.

    I'd say Kent Osborn is a good guy for doing that.

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  28. If you met/knew the "players" then you would understand.. it's basically a list of the most insane "socialites" in the city.. that is why they associate with him, it just happens to be the same people who are nuts..

    trust me it's only like 15 people.. the rest of the rittenhouse people cannot stand them.

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  29. I can't believe Marissa Rosen is only 26. She looks 33 if a day.

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  30. Sean Jones was on Temptation Island not Survivor

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  31. Well... It's unfortunate that you guys feel this way about us, when really you haven't met any of us individually, but when people don't know or understand someone they tend to make things up. I get it. But trashing people you don't know is quite unfair, and very Philly. I implore you people to take up better hobbies. There is another world out there other than the "Rittenhouse crew" -- "we" know this, you should too. Best of luck to you all. And for the record, I don't know that I'm cute, nor do I flaunt it, and I have brothers, girls tend to be bitchy (shocker) so I like guy friends. Do not judge something you do not know, it's speaks volumes on your character. - Monique aka Maya.

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  32. Looks like Sabrina Strickland is still hanging with AK. Kade posted on his blog that he's going to the Britney show tonight. Philly Chit Chat said Sabrina is going to the show as well. Coincidence? Haha. This is great. I feel like I'm in the FBI war room, piecing together the members of some organized crime syndicate, haha.

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  33. Ah, Monique, we're just taking the piss. I'm sure you're all as sweet and pure as the driven snow.

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  34. I know most of the "players" on this list and yes a lot take douch-bagery to the next level but a few are truly nice people like Monique and Lindsay

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  35. If they're so nice,Anonymous, then why are they hanging with people who "take douch-bagery to the next level" as you put it?

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  36. That Monique(maya) is the one who asked to be removed from the website in that email..

    clearly it's easy to find this stuff out.. now Maya/Monique.. Wouldn't it make more sense to have your name removed from his actual website? no?

    God you people are morons.

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  37. Monique, really? My money is on GN Kang. She's the most front and center person affiliated with the Kade-man, and didn't LegoWig mention something about phone campaigning her radio station to break her balls?

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  38. yes but GN is still listed on this players POST.. the MONIQUE person is no longer listed.. hence now we know who emailed...

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  39. I know a few of the "players" pretty well.

    G-N Kang - She's an OK person, but nothing special in any way. She's about a 6 on the scale of 1 to 10, and was maybe a 5 (exactly average) before she got the implants. She is Geppetto to Kadyshe's Pinnocchio, and remains his chief enabler. G-N, like Kadyshe, only cares about becoming famous, nothing more. As a result, the Journey is the pathetic attempt of Kadyshe and G-N to become famous. G-N thinks it is a great idea, because she can claim the failure is all Kadyshe, and doesn't reflect on her.

    Brett Perloff ("Studio 54") - He is Kadyshe's friend who opened Strongbox in Philly. Formerly, he was involved with Pearl in Philadelphia, until he was run out of that partnership by the primary owners. Perloff couldn't make it as a lawyer, as he was more concerned with hanging out in clubs (similar to why Kadyshe was laid off from being a financial planner when the economy turned sour), so he became a party promoter. Perloff is a huge douchebag who masks his insecurity by adopting an air of superiority. Perloff also has a HUGE cocaine habit.

    Tony Churchillo ("Tony Starch") - Tony is a fat, failed comedian. Much like Kadyshe thinks he is an actor, Tony thinks he is a comedian. The problem with that is that he is as funny as Kadyshe is talented at acting, which is to say not at all. He tries to perform comedy at local sham events, with no success. I find it odd that Kadyshe is very critical of the weight of everybody else, while he calls Fat Tony "a bit overweight." Plain and simple, tony is very fat. He also is a douche who thinks he is far more important than he is.

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  40. I ran into Piazza last friday night at Sullivan's in kop he was looking typically arrogant as he waited for valet to pull his Aston around. Unless Gala went blonde that wasn't her... New face never seen this chic before

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  41. don't you mean his dads Aston?

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  42. Daddy probably bought him the blonde too ahah

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  43. im suprised they let rosen into israel, its a matter of public health... i wish hpv could be given by sleeping on couches, because kade freeloaded at her place until she moved.

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  44. I unfortunately used to bang Marissa. She is a few years older then me. We were at a party at Drexel, I told her to fuck off when she didn't believe i went there, she thought that was hot so she took me home and banged me. I saw her a few times after that, as I hit it for a little while, then she cried when I wanted to go home after shitty sex and wouldn't cuddle with her. She gives great head though. I have been tested, no STD's, as I did wear a rubber. This was 2004 mind you, and her titties were VERY saggy then...like a poolball in a sock was hanging from her chest. She wasn't a very nice person either.

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  45. My cousin recommended this blog and she was totally right keep up the fantastic work!



    Chad (localstdtesting) on Twitter

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  46. These comments aren't suprising and Marissa Rosen is known to many to be far and above one of Philadelphia's biggest whores. She's probably banged half of the city and all with no protection. Who knows what she's walking around with growing in between those legs.... Gross!

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