Eventually Arthur Kade will understand if you have to tell a person who you are, you're NOT a celebrity. More delusional ramblings from the deluded one...
The more amazing and globally dominant “The Journey” and The Brand becomes, and the more my fans around the world become obsessed with me (I can’t even tell you the number of calls I get from fans using my catch slogans and wanting to just hear my voice I get, and I may reall have to get a separate “KadeBerry” for just The Entourage and Team Kade to speak with me), I am trying to give them a more inside look into my the daily action in my life outside just the groundbreaking work I am doing in “The Biz”, and everyone is telling me that they ‘Love” seeing the “Everyday Arthur” as opposed to the “Celebrity Arthur”. I want people to see how I communicate with all types of people in all classes, and how I make new fans and followers of “The Journey” like the cab driver in this video. It really made his day once I told him who I was and explained my “Biz” Significance, and then a gave him a $10 tip for being so supporting and grateful for me picking his cab to ride in (You never know who you are talking to at any point, he may end up being a studio head or President one day, and I want people’s impression with Arthur Kade to me the most important thing in their lives), and he said, “Maybe I can say to people I met him when he was in my cab”, and I told him, “Remember my face, you’re about to see a lot more of it”. I really felt like I made his day (The smile on his face when I left his cab was like a ray of sunshine, and it’s amazing to me that I have that affect on The Gen Pop, and I can imagine that when I do a “Chick Flick” movie, it will make people’s relationships healthier and more natural), and that makes me feel good, and special, and knowing that Arthur Kade changes people’s lives and inspires them to be more is what it’s all about, and because I spread so organically, people around the world have changed their way of life to impress and mimic me.
“Don’t be afraid to lose, be afraid not to win”…Arthur Kade 08/29/09
Will cock gobbler ever understand that people goofing on him is not the same as them actually liking him?
ReplyDeleteOh, and cock gobbler, that guy at Starbucks didn't spit in your coffee, but that wasn't whipped cream either.
artie is a cokehead. he'll never understand this at all.
ReplyDeletethis will end badly. very badly.
bahah someone just left a new voice mail!
ReplyDeletemore proof that Arthur isn't serious about acting, he just wants fame. He'll never get it though. But if for some slight chance that some dumbass gives him his own show, it will be met with a tidal wave of hate. Look at any of Arthur's YouTube videos or blog comments. He even has a whole website devoted to hating him.
ReplyDeleteThat hair is lookin pretty nasty too. And that shirt looks bargain bin. Kade deserves all the failure he gets.
Kade to cab driver Bill: Will you be my new BFF pleeeeze?
ReplyDeleteBill: Uhhh... What?
Kadyshes seems to be friendless. Now how did that come about?
It is still the funniest stuff on the net!
ReplyDelete...and a reality show? After about 00:15 of any of Kade's YouTube offerings, my eyes have glazed over and I'm looking for something else to do, as in, "Hey! I really need to vacuum the bedroom!" To be on television, especially a reality show, you have to at least be watchable.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think about 1500 calories Bill?
ReplyDelete"What I don't know what to what you think about it?"
LOL, yeah Artie, the next movie studio head right there, your BOY Bill
P.S. only whitetrash rednecks use the word BOY or 13 year olds. You're mental crowd in other words
I wonder what Danielle Poe thinks about him now. She's probably glad she dumped this loser before he got really crazy. She's also probably a self-respecting woman so in other words too good for Artie. Maybe if Artie hangs around Starbucks some more he can land a fat ugly barista, better than what you have now Kade, NOTHING
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Kade has absolutely no money of his own and is being supported by his parents or Ron
ReplyDeleteThe song playing in the background in the first vid is more entertaining than listening to kade pester bill or will.....Somebody call 911.
ReplyDeleteHangin'
I wish Bill would have turned around and said
ReplyDeleteSTOP FUCKING BOTHERING ME ALREADY. FUCK!
hahaha. Fucking Kadipshits' nose looks like a shark finn in that first video; sticking out of the shadows,an enormous hint of the douchebag that lies beyond.
ReplyDeleteFirst sign of having no more friends left- getting buddy buddy with every cab driver you meet.
ReplyDeleteKade - they are just nice back to you because it is their JOB and they hope for a tip, the poor bastards.
They will learn to drive right by you. Word will get around to avoid the grease ball with the back pack wearing a first day of school T-shirt.
Hangin'
@ SSD
ReplyDeleteShark fin. Another one that will go down in history. How do you do it man?
You were well worth all the trouble getting your hide over here.
Hangin'
I mean hyde. Kade moment there.
ReplyDeleteWondering why Arthur and "The Entourage" missed such an important Philadelphia social event:
ReplyDelete"The other night brought out the who's who of Philly's stylish people to one of the most fashionable streets in Philadelphia, Walnut Street" (courtesy of Shit Chat)
The Joan Shepp event. No Arthur. But I thought he was "Philadelphia Elite"....not so much, I suspect
@ Hanging at the Legowig
ReplyDeleteThank you sir, thank you. But I have to give credit where credit is due. Artzits is just such a potent fertilizer that it would be hard NOT to come up with this stuff. Like I said back in the days when we were forced to comment on Kaids' blog, the only good thing Artzits has done is bring this wonderful community of sharp-witted funny people into being.
@everyone
I went over earlier posts and I saw how hard you guys tried to get me over here. Someone called me a moron for missing the obvious clues and that person was totally right. I can't believe I overlooked so many obvious clues. I just assumed everyone was being moderated to death and that once the new blog was ready, a big announcement would follow. It never occured to me that Kaids would block attempts to post the url (as obvious as it is now that he would do everything in his power to keep the word from getting out). Everyone has my heartfelt thank you for your efforts to bring me here. You guys are awesome.
we were all watching you ask where everybody went like a poor helpless creature and none of us could do anything! Did you find it through YouTube or the old place?
ReplyDeleteLets face it, we all just figured you were as dumb as Kade. ;-)
ReplyDeletehey at least Kade "trys" LOL dumbfuck can't even get his personal BIO with proper spelling
ReplyDelete@SSd: we tried, but Moc finally got through. That shit shit was epic.
ReplyDeleteKade GAVE the cab driver a ten dollar tip...oh good lord. That cabbie is going to spend that 10 (along with a whole lot more) on the therapy he's going to need to get Kade's silly slogans out of his head. I hope that cab driver DOES see a lot more of Arthur Kade's face...as it bounces off the windshield after the cabbie guns it onto the sidewalk to hit Arthur (who was using that lighthouse snout to try and flag 'em down).
ReplyDeleteArthur is already helping to make relationships more natural: I've told my girlfriend to insult me on a regular basis (to keep me humble and grounded) so my ego doesn't overinflate and my mind doesn't become delusional with "stardom".
Arthur Kade should serve as a role model for all future actors: "Hey kids, this is what NOT to do if you want to become an actor!" Every talent agent and casting director should have Kade's headshot in their office with the words "DO NOT WANT" printed in bold on it.
Big shout out to 'shit she disappeared' for joining in! By the way, in what video did CoKade make that comment?
what's the deal with Kade's site lately. his URL are all p=1234 and not words anymore. Did Ron fuckin break that shit on him
ReplyDeleteMr. Shit and others. Thank you very much for more praise. I need to write here more because you are a fun group but this week there has been no time for Internet Web because we had to raid a village nearly 300 miles from ours. We travelled on foot, spears in hand, through day and night walking. I told you before how use of prostitute is looked on poorly. You remember? One of our tribe members had gone to Ghana (by airplane, which fascinates us) and while there took up for an evening with a blonde haired woman. He earned money selling his beloved Nike Air Max shoes at the weekend market. This sale earned him enough for round trip air flight, a night in a hotel, and enough to purchase a woman. They made intercourse "six ways from Sunday" (please explain?) and he returned to boast about this after he drink too much alcohol. When he awoke sober, he knew he made a mistake and fled our village. But we knew where he went. So, as I told you we had to hunt him down to bring him back and punish him for his actions. He is currently tied to boards in the center of the communal dance area where he will remain for one week eating only ten ounces of bread a day.
ReplyDeleteI hope all of you are well. It is good to see you are carrying on.
Moc Topsgolb Edakgiwogel
All hail Moc!
ReplyDelete“Well, let’s not start sucking each others dick’s quite yet gentlemen…”
ReplyDeleteKadezilla is still there.
@SSD 7:30pm, that was actually me who called you a moron, although I was ashamed so I posted anonymously, sorry! Like I said, even at the time I didn't mean it but it was frustrating that we were all trying so hard to get you here. I should have realised that you were busy at work and/or (shock, horror!) had better things to do than waste your time looking elsewhere for Kadetainment. So, blame my outburst on overall annoyance with the extreme moderation, misguidedly aimed at you. Again, lots of apologies.
ReplyDeleteNot to worry though, you're here now and that's all that matters :)
I agree too, the Moc thing was awesome, I laughed my ass off when I saw that.
Hey all just found the site and it truly is awesome. An idea I had been wrestling with for some time now is actually a mocumentary type website. Having someone go on a "journey" themselves. That is going on casting calls and the "hottest" clubs like our boy Arthur. Just see how far someone can get in a short amount of time and rub it in Arthur's face. Another idea of mine is to punch Artie in the face.
ReplyDeleteOver at AK's site, the number of posts gets smaller. Asshat is deleating like a mad-man (Or , just like ak___)))
ReplyDeleteSorry, I missed the period after the ) ((I will make up for that))))))............................................................
Everyone; go up to Arthur's post above and begin reading with "It really made his day once I told him who I was", because you're about to take a literary journey to another dimension. A dimension of sight and sound...but no periods.
ReplyDelete2 sentences.
220 WORDS!!!!
Bravo, whoever wrote that.
@ SSD at 7:28, and @ all youse crazy bunch of sonofaguns...
ReplyDeleteY'know, I have to say that this site has in some small measure restored my faith in humanity. In my early readings of arthurkade.com, I just started to feel like douchery had taken over the whole Western World, that at some point some crucial battle had been lost and it was only a matter of time before there would be a knock at the door and I would be carted off to the Re-education Camp.
But no! Here, assembled from the far corners of the globe are a bunch of smart, well-spoken folks who have the humanity to be offended and appalled by Arthur and His Roving Band of Degenerate Asshats.
So shines a good deed in a dark world.
And so, perhaps, "The Journey" [sic] has not been without its benevolent effect, and the great irony of it all is that Artie may be leaving the world a better place for his being in it...
...and that would be after his grey matter is in a splash pattern on the windowless walls of whazzisfuck's den.
AK looks like a cross between Kramer and Egon out of Ghostbusters but the personality is ... strange. Off kilter. He looks like he really would be happier as an out homosexual, or if he is just very very unhappy and basically heterosexual, which seems a long shot, he needs to calm down, take stock and if he wants fame as opposed to a film career or whatever the hell, then he should just chase that. There's no honour in being a famewhore, by definition- but achieving anything is better than being a couch potato.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I fear we are a long way from that. This seems to be in "apocalyptic life" territory...
LOL it's a fucking cabbie he didn't even know what the fuck Kade was talkng about most of the time. Cab drivers just want a good tip they'll laugh along with whatever the hell you're talking about wheather it's funny or not. LOL at kade always looking for reassurance and compliments about himself. Always asking dumbass questions and trying to boost his ego. "How would you rate me?" "How does it feel to be someone as AMAZINGLY FAMOUS as me?"
ReplyDeleteI'm sure if Pinocchio snorted coke for 30 years and was sexually abused by Gepetto (sp?) aka Kade's sex offender father then we would have Mr. Arthur Kade.
Oh and that fucking donkey that Pinocchio is always rolling with would most definitely be GN Kang...
ReplyDeletePS. My bad on spelling above, I meant "Whether"
"Mr. Shit........." that gets me every time.
ReplyDeleteoh, and Alice, you have balls. Thx to kade, we all know they are what is in your heart and not what is in your pants.
Hangin'
Shark finn soup anyone?
ReplyDelete*cricket chirp*
Anyone?
Mister Cab Driver
ReplyDeleteWon't stop to let Kade in. Don't
like this waste of skn.
Kade = Shark.
ReplyDeleteSo who will jump the shark?
Those videos were more than awkward. He really thinks that he is famous.
ReplyDeleteArthur you apparently don't have a BFF. Or a BF. Or a F. Everybody is laughing at you, dancing monkey.
Sad little man.
Riding in a cab like a celebrity
ReplyDeleteI asked the cab driver, Hey do you know me?
I'm Arthur Kade, I don't get paid
I say I'm super hot but I never get laid
You got a big star in the back of your car
You better be a fan because I'm gonna go far
Yo, here's my stop. How 'bout a $1 tip and a signed head shot?
well when morons at Starbucks ask if it's really Arthur Kade it only encourages the poor bastard
ReplyDeleteCould someone please clarify the difference between “The everyday Arthur” and “The celebrity Arthur”?
ReplyDeleteI know it’s not the clothes.
Kipper Snax is having a meltdown over at the old site. Amazing that ChrisDude and Doug are still supporting this has-been/never-was-been
ReplyDeleteThe secret is that there really is no celebrity Arthur. There's just everyday Arthur from Philly who made an ass of himself enough to get mocked in PhillyMag and on Gawker. Point me to a positive news story about him, seems to be zero at this point.
ReplyDeleteHow could you possibly want to see more Kween, Doug? That shit is so not funny. Makes sense though after I saw his (skibum2709) YouTube channel's terrible video library. Simply awful.
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ReplyDeleteDear Father Arthur,
ReplyDeleteToday there is much consternation in village, tribal elders tell us that Brangelina is coming.
Witchdoctor says that she is evil spirit who stole the heart of Brad and that we are all in danger.
The tribal elders are very worried and say that this is worse than when Mia Farrow would come.
Please send help. Maybe I could drive cab in New York,
Yours sincerely,
Medium African Child
P.S What is rainbow tribe?
P.P.S What is mother hot?
@AnBeav
ReplyDeleteThere obviously were not enough A-Lispers for a celebrity of Arthur's caliber to grace them with his novelty T-shirt wearing presence.
Probably because he lost his Kang/Rosen connection and he's pretty much riding solo. I doubt we'll see him at any more exclusive events anymore. What with people abandoning him and all.
ReplyDeleteclick my name to get to know me better.
ReplyDeleteMAC--
ReplyDeleteBeware of Brangelina! She collects children and has her own herd of them. I think drinks their blood to stay youthful. I suggest that you hide, become fat or disfigured, or move to America ASAP to protect yourself. Maybe Ron Hansen has a couch you could sleep on.
Good luck and God Speed.
Love,
He's Enormous
WTF at Kipper Snax over there. Now THAT is what cocaine use looks like!
ReplyDeleteGood lord, that's just sad...
ReplyDelete"Bill! I'm famous - did you know that?"
Translation: Papa, do you love me yet?
"Bill, what's it like riding with a famous person?"
Translation: Papa, when I'm famous, I'll be worthy of your love, right? I mean, not the kind of love you give to your female employees, the kind where you sexually assault them and then suggest they get abortions. I mean REAL love, Papa. Real love. Papa....? Papa....?
Arthur I just blinked my eyes and made $10. You're poor and you'll always be poor because you suck at acting, comedy and blogging. Give it up, you're too worthless to be considered a part of Gen Pop. You're like a poor little singing orphan boy on the corner begging for scraps. That's all you'll ever be.
ReplyDeletere: The Entourage and Team Kade...
ReplyDeleteArtee, how many times do we have to go over this? The voices in your head are not real. They are not your friends, you team, your entourage or anything else. They're delusions.
@SSD -- Shark Fin. You are brilliant. Just brillaint. So glad you're here.
ReplyDelete26 comments are Kipper Snax telling Artie to kill himself
ReplyDeleteSomehow Kade will spin those 26 "kill yourself" comments into "You like me, you really like me."
ReplyDeleteDumb kunt.
WTF?! An entire thread without the diarrheaic phleghm known as I rim Kang?
ReplyDeleteArthur, those latest 2 videos are pathetic as fuck
ReplyDeleteyou need to telegraph all the answers to whomever you're talking to: "what's it like having a celebrity in your cab? that's cool right? it's cool . . .. . right??? right???? RIGHT???!!!!!!!!"
how desperate for love and attention
it's like your whole life is a cot in the living room sleeping next to your grandmother while the parents are nowhere to be found
the worst thing about you Arthur is that experience has taught you nothing about humility and empathy. or even relating to "Gen Pop"
this is why you are a cunt: you were given these experiences yet failed to leard from them
you have zero life growth
you suck
Arthur is a little boy
ReplyDeletehttp://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8707/leadingmanfail.jpg
ReplyDelete"@ArthurKade just had 2 hotties walk into my place....kade style"
ReplyDeleteDon't you mean walk into RON'S place, douche? You are crashing in his windowless den, you poor, untalented, pathetic, illiterate mooch.
ha, this is a pretty funny photoshop I just found while searching tinypic for arthur kade
ReplyDeleteCan anyone think of a SINGLE fucking Hollywood actor or entertainer of any acclaim who has ever likely told someone "Hey, I'm a celebrity! How's it feel to meet me?"
ReplyDeleteArthur has done this more than a few times - the couple at the Pod hotel, a few cab drivers now. Absolutely embarrassingly dumb and sad.
The gene for humbleness is one Arthur obviously didn't get. But, even if he had it, he is STILL not a celebrity in any way, so means that he also is missing the gene that PREVENTS YOU FROM BEING AN INSANE MOTHERFUCKER.
it's probably not a gene, it's just his horrible upbringing and mockery that he's endured all his life that's made him such a horrible person. That and being the child of a Borat clone that's more rapey and more FOB
ReplyDeleteLove that Kipper Snax is losing his mind over there. too funny.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I missed it but has anyone seen IrishLass???
@MAC - Brangelina can be easily repelled by anything that resembles a calorie. Find some roots and call them "carbs". She will immediately run from the village. hope this helps.
Look what "yaboimillacummininyaears" has to say about this blog
ReplyDeleteWhoever made that legowig blog thing is a tuna pasta bake obsessed jankro, your telling me your so obsessed with someone who is basically a joke and more than likely doing it to wind people up, that you dedicate your time to call them hilarious things like “gay” or “loser” nice hobby asshole, making shit blogs that point out the bleeding obvious. I find it amusing how the people who leave comments here get so wound up about it
“You’re not a celebrity. You are an unemployed drug casualty” no fucking way, how’d you figure? its not like anyone with two fucking brain cells to rub together would realize that this whole website is a way to get attention and half-wits like most of the people who comment on here are giving kade exactly what he wants.
there was someone on here called aussie girl on here a while back saying things like “im a 9.5 and i don’t find kade attractive at all” please, Sheila, if your reading this take offense to it, and realize what an arrogant cretin you make yourself out to be.
When will people learn the difference between "your" and "you're"?
ReplyDeleteDrives me fucking NUTS! Anything you have to say is immediately discredited in my eyes when you make a mistake my 10-year-old niece wouldn't make.
Just venting.
After Arthur Kade spiralled into complete craziness, he forced me to move to Israel. I haven't updated my site in over 2 months.
ReplyDelete@Matt
ReplyDeletewhat do you expect from "yaboimillacummininyaears"
Coming soon at arthurkade.com:
ReplyDelete"Hi everybody! It's me, Arthur Kade! I'm here at this Balls-Ass Hot-Ass soup kitchen at 48th and Chestnut here in Kade-adelphia! And oh man... smell this! [holds plastic bowl of soup up to camera] This soup is so fucking good! It's like tomatoe-y but also chicken and rice-y! In a few weeks, when I will be totally dominating "The Biz" Kade-style, all of my celebrity peers will totally be like, 'Subsisting on a number 10 can of tomato soup combined with a number ten can of chicken-and-rice soup is so totally Balls-Ass!!!' That's all we'll be serving at Chez Kade!
Hey! Did you know that you're serving soup to a celebrity??? Hey! Hey, colored lady with a hair net! I'm like the best-looking and most talented guy you've served soup to ever, right?" [African-American woman wearing a hairnet and serving soup smiles at camera and says, "I guess..."] "You heard it here, folks! Kade Out!"
Hey Arthur Fuckface - whenever you get a chance to actually ride with a celebrity, please let us know how it was, okay? Because you're sure as fuck not a celebrity. I'll go to my grave being very fucking assured of that.
ReplyDelete@ Doug...
ReplyDeleteI checked out your youtube page and your videos aren't anything hollywood, but fucking light years ahead of what Kade is producing. You actually exhibit some glimmers of talent and attempt to entertain people. Zitfuck should hire you to produce his films from now on and fire Miss Restalyne.
For everyone who missed the link, check out Doug and support some quality filmmaking.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=skibum2709#play/uploads/5/zJkbk6ww2J8
Team Noto
haha nice
ReplyDelete@Matt, nice comment / story
ReplyDelete@Doug,
ReplyDeletebe careful though, in a week he'll want to live with you
@Drew nice one
ReplyDelete@Matt Beauchamp...
ReplyDeleteYeah the whole YOUR / YOU'RE thing makes me crazy also... funny but I was checking to see if Cock Gobbler had posted anything new and saw that comment and had to get a shot in. Drives me absolutely nuts. If it happened once every so often I'd think typo, but when it's the same person doing it multiple times in the same post, well...
did Kade get laid last night? I predict his new post will talk about the 2 hotties he mentioned on Twitter
ReplyDeleteTouching the void - the new celebrities of nothing
ReplyDeleteThere are new kids on the celebrity block. New sheriffs in the town of fame. They’re not captains of industry or masters of any particular discipline. They’re not even particularly good at anything. They are the people who are famous for no other reason but that they were fortunate enough to exist at a time where minute details travel faster and further than large-scale ideals, and there ain’t a damn thing any of us can or seem to want to do about it.
These new celebrities are your Paris Hiltons. Your Corey Worthingtons. Your Axel Whiteheads. Anyone who decided that there was a future in the media after being evicted from the Big Brother house. Their fame is fame, and they want to live forever.
But until now these rampant fame whores have almost been taking the piss out of the famous-for-nothing genre. Even though their accomplishments and hills of beans are pretty much of equal proportion, they still possess even the slightest trace of talent for something. They’re not truly connected to the source of nothingness, and like devout disciples of insignificance, have been waiting for their mundane Messiah to return and show them all the bland, dim light. Well, Hosanna in the lowest has arrived, and the saviour’s name is Arthur Kade.
from http://www.thepunch.com.au
Kade now has "catch slogans"! Anybody else got any of these?
ReplyDeleteHe's a dumbass. Nobody quotes themselves, least of all a shit stain on humanity who, when asked what he's done can only tell you:
ReplyDelete1) Was on Gossip Girl (as an extra, no lines, for a nanosecond)
2) Was on Ugly Betty (help me out here, but I am pretty sure he was NOT on camera as a extra in the finale, otherwise he would have bragged about it)
3) "Acted on Jolie's movie Salt" (pure idiocy. he was an extra among hundreds of people. If he calls standing in place "acting," well...)
4) Acted with Jen Anniston and Gerry Butler (again, he was an EXTRA. He did not act with them at all)
Delusional dumbfuck no matter how you look at it. And these things above are what he told the cab driver he accomplished. LOL!!!!!!!!!!
BIG FUCKING STAR!!!!!!
Hey, where's "I Rim Lego Tits" today? I'm missing the drama and intensity. Missing 4Chan too - those guys are scary!
ReplyDeleteohholyhell...
ReplyDeleteRead this: http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/ArthurKadeInc
This is when my youtube froze.
ReplyDeleteThis is what he looks like. Seriously. Not photoshopped or anything.
Nasty.
http://tinypic.com/r/2qtk3h0.jpg
Last 3 names that made me laugh out loud...
ReplyDelete1) The Big Legowski
2) Nostildamus
3) La Cosa Nostril
Kade should see if he can find that cabbie in 3 or 4 years to ask him what it's like to have a celebrity in his cab. I'd imagine by then the guy will have actually driven a celebrity. As of today, not yet.
"@ArthurKade just had 2 hotties walk outta my place...kade style"
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA HA HA HA ... o.k., first: we've been over this before, Arthur. It isn't your place. It's Ron's, kiddo. Second, so the alleged drought is over, huh? I doubt it. I really, really doubt it. My predicition: some bizarro episode will have kept you from sleeping with the aforementioned hotties... like, for instance, they're girls and you don't like girls, Artee.
"@ArthurKade Grabbing brunch. Near death. Did what I do -"
ReplyDeleteSo, I guess all this brunching and partying really helps with the health plan, huh Artee? I have a friend training for the NYC marathon. He hasn't had a drink since June. He eats what his trainer instructs, and wakes up at 5:00 a.m. most mornings to get a 2+ hour work out in. It sounds almost like your schedule... oh, wait. No it doesn't. Not at all.
So where are the updates on your training loser? Where are the Kade abs and masterful physique? Hmmm??? Maybe you can make a video of your mega-progress between drinking sugar-filled Starbucks drinks and eating out at restaurants.
@Amused...
ReplyDeleteThere was no sugar in that drink. That was not whipped cream, but rather, 'man goo.'
@MC 900 Foot
ReplyDeletecrap! I almost aspirated on my vente latte when I read that!
Ah...did you guys see the Tweet a few days ago where he talked about how "making a freshman girl do the 'walk of shame' on her first night away from home is priceless'? This is after he claimed he helped her move in and bought booze after, greatly implying that unspeakable "Kade-ing" then occurred.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably just me, but, to me: 32-year-old man bragging about getting 18-or-19 year old girl drunk and taking advantage of her on first night away from home = Common Human Decency Fail.
@MC 900 -- ah yes. LOL ... I should have realized.
ReplyDelete@MC 900 -- at least he's getting his protein to support his training, huh? Hee.
ReplyDeleteKent? No BFF comment?
ReplyDelete@The Big Legowski -- agreed. It is a low thing to take advantage of a young girl like that (or to even imply that he did).
ReplyDeleteThe good news: I REALLY doubt it actually happened. I really do. Every time Mr. Ass Hat says women were interested in him, so wierd force of nature keeps him from sleeping with them. Hence the so-called drought.
Just more coke lies, I am sure...
(1) Riding in a cab and talking to the driver as though he is your best friend;
ReplyDelete(2) Thinking $10 is a lot of money;
(3) Listening to Miley Cyrus while in the car.
3 more ways Kadyshe is similar to my little kids. Thank God my kids at least have the sense to know that Kadyshe is a delusional clown, sans wig but with the big nose.
@Big Legowski, Amused: he tweeted that? like, not a re-tweet?
ReplyDeleteIf so, it was plagiarized from textsfromlastnight.com - it was orignially sent from someone with an Indiana area code.
Google the phrase and "812" and it should come right up.
@Anon at 3:42PM -- Can't say for sure. I remember the Tweet, and I don't think it was a RT, but I can't say for sure. It was something he Tweeted, surely.
ReplyDelete@ The Big Legowski…
ReplyDeleteI don’t know about “common human decency fail”, but the thought of Kego lispering sweet nothing’s into any girls ear is revolting.
Truest words ever spoken by Kego: “walk of shame”
I bet that would make someone never drink again, ever.
@the Big Legowski - Actually, somebody posted the 'walk of shame' quote on his facebook page, and added '=KADE STYLE' at the end.
ReplyDelete@Hangin' at the Legowig - Thanks! :)
a friend of his posted the textsfromlastnight onto his facebook and added "kade style" to the end to make it funny - it's still on his page. i think someone saw it and posted it onto here. dont think he ever put it on his twitter though. maybe arthurkadeinc, the fake twitter page, did but not sure about that either.
ReplyDeleteI think just about every girl has hooked up with THAT GUY, the guy you remember and think "What the FUCK was I thinking??? *facepalm*"
ReplyDeleteIf Kade has, in fact, actually ever slept with a woman, let alone multiple women, I know he is THAT GUY to probably all of them...
A woman's greatest regret = Kade.
Tweet or no tweet, you can't fail at something you don't have
ReplyDeleteCan anyone confirm that where he is working out ni the "training" videos is actually a PSC? Please, please tell me it is. Sorry trainer, but you should have seen this coming.
ReplyDelete@What the fudge...
ReplyDeleteThe chick who had the fiance who was robbing strippers/prostitutes/masseuses and then killed one of them in Boston says, "Well, at least he wasn't Arthur Kade."
Ladies and gentlemen...I give you Heather Yerrid. She is a 24 year old wannabe Philly socialite. And often hangs out with Art. You can see her commenting on his facebook frequently. This pic I am attaching is from her facebook of her and Jeremy Piven at 32 and you should add her there just to see the comments on the pic. Shes bragging to all her friends about how he was so sweet, took her to brunch the next day, and wants to fly her to LA. HAHAHAH. Looks like she might be as big of a famewhore as Art. Big fake boobs, clearly a whore who will fuck for fame. Also, check out her twitter. She messages the Kardashians and today tweeted Brittney Spears trying to get her to hang out after her concert. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. I cant help but think she is on Arts team of enablers. Therefore, she is not human to me. Just a clown. with biiiiig tits.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=119bghs&s=3
www.twitter.com/hysofly
Kade Haters' Anthem
ReplyDelete(Not A Player by Big Pun + Joe)
I don't wanna be a hater no more
I'm not a hater Kade just sucks a lot
Lego Wig still got what you lookin for
I don't wanna be a hater no more
Without our comments his blog is no more
Who's there anymore?
A yo Kade's still not a playa but I'm still a hater
Private yacht in St Trop ha, you's a waiter
Brain's gone, Ron's den freak, not elite, you can't speak, shark fin beak
Hanson's lease, he's a marketing guy, givin Kade a free ride, probably just feels bad for the guy
Tellin a lie in his blogzino, up in the bus he know, low level audition whereever he go
He goes back down to PA, swearing he's the best in everyway, but all the haters we say, won't be hearing nothin in 3 day
Who's giving Kade a ride, it don't cost him a dolla, you sore, no honor, my comments make you holla
Mamma Kade, your son's sick, I send my posts cus Kade's foolish, I'm quick, you couldn't measure Kade's nose with six rulers
Hold up, GN, she's all about fake boobs, but I'd knock that boot, tap that ass til I shoot
I don't wanna be a hater no more
I'm not a hater Kade just sucks a lot
Lego Wig still got what you lookin for
I don't wanna be a hater no more
Without our comments his blog is no more
Who's there anymore?
amazing tits, but ugly face.
ReplyDeletewhat a waste.
@ Alice
ReplyDeleteOh no need to apologize. I really was to dumb to pick up on the very obvious hints people were leaving me. Thankfully, out of my idiocy sprung the brilliance that is Moc. Every time he addresses me as "Mr. Shit" I can't stop laughing, and as I do, I remind myself to Kade it up a little bit every once in a while to inspire this sort of brilliance.
@Amused
Thank you. Right back at you.
@Magistrate
Thanks for the shout out!
Mr. Shit,
ReplyDeleteThank you and you are welcome. My minutes are nearly up but when I have more tomorrow I will tell you and this group about the lion hunt today. The shaman of a neighboring tribe made an attempt to put a spell on us so that his tribe could catch this lion that was spotted in the outskirts, but we were tipped off (someone over there has a crush on one of our women and swears secret allegiance to her, he made a call on his Nokia to tell us how to break the spell - handful of pepper and oak bark to be eaten - and we were all in good shape soon.) But the hunt itself was one of the greatest we have ever been together on. But I must go and will speak of this tomorrow. My minutes are up.
Thank you friends,
Moc Topsgolb Edakgiwogel
SO no new posts from Kade today? I refuse to go there to check and give him a hit.
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe I was adopted by Madonna!
ReplyDelete@Matt Beauchamp - he posted an update on his FB page a couple of hours ago:
ReplyDelete" New kween video coming soon"
Fuck. I don't want to go over there either so no idea if he's posted it yet. Not that I'm in any hurry to see that grotesque display again.
PS Kudos to you, Matt, with the you're/your thing. It's my pet hate, after incorrect use of apostrophes.
Oh there's a new post alright...
ReplyDeleteKade is retarded. Someone posted the Twitter page of the one girl who is obsessed with Jeremy Piven and pals with Kade right? According to her pics, she was also at the game tonight. And her seats sucked. My guess is Kade was with her, in the sucky seats. Not up front where he imagines he is. Tool tool tool tool tool.
Well crud. I just looked at his stupid pictures. So maybe he did sit up front. Whatever. I still hate him.
ReplyDeleteI don’t think that Qade has been on accutane. His acne isn’t so severe to warrant its use. Who would believe him when he signed the ipledge agreement? And, why hasn’t his acne cleared up? Plus, I don’t think his skin would look so greasy all the time. Furthermore, would he get a prescription if he were a diabetic? My guess is he was trying to create an excuse for some of the side effects from his medication of choice.
ReplyDeleteAbout accutane: I have no evidence, no expertise, never used or needed it. I did have a friend though who had one of the worst cases of acne you could imagine. I’m talking carbuncles on his face and back. It was awful. Many dermatologists tried to help. Then came accutane, 6 month’s, all gone but the scars.
But I can say this with first hand knowledge, that stuff is some evil shit. He almost stopped using it because it was so severe. Dry lips? They looked like scabs. Skin got real sensitive, hair trouble, developed all kinds of strange rashes. But it did work! It was like a miracle. On Qade, not so much.
all right, i'll say it, Jesse that was awesome!
ReplyDeleteone day I hope to get my own section with my songs here
ReplyDeletethat is my ultimate dream
Me and ozzy fucked more challenging, trying to show to our god!
ReplyDeleteFUCK YES!' right before cumming inside my warm pussy. were still fucking
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