Kade Confuses Narcissism with "Culture Impact"

Here's Arthur Kade's latest ramble of nonsense. Just as we stated in a previous post, Arthur did in fact say something about Ted Kennedy - as if Arthur is 1/1,000,000th the man that he was. He's also apparently going to not only be well known around the world, but also the solar system! It's amazing to think to ourselves, "has Arthur ever had a conversation with a doctor about rib removal? Surely someone that in love with themselves will only truly be happy when they can suck themselves off...

Arthur, if you're listening: you are filth, plain and simple. You are a talentless joke that is fit to be compared only to a pile of rotting garbage.

The latest from arthurkade.com:

After an amazing audition where I had to take my shirt of in front of the camera (I have to say that seeing my body on the screen, I look so much better after 1.6 weeks, and my chest was bulging nicely, my abs are showing again, and my shoulders look enormous because my workouts with my trainer have been insane, and I haven’t had a drink in almost two weeks), and the caster asked if I was available to shoot for 2 days next week in NY (I think that was a hint that I may be the “Front runner” for the well paying job), and when she asked me, “What is your exact height?”, and I answered “6′2″”, and she responded “Great!!”, I felt like this may be a great resume builder and expense payer. Commercials are great because they pay the bills for a rising star and working actor for me, and give me an opportunity to showcase my physique and talent for millions of people (Although sometimes I hate just being looked at as a “Piece of Meat” to girls).

After the audition, I jumped in a cab to head over to my hotel, and my cab driver, Singh, and I started talking about his homeland, India, and I started thinking, “Now that The Brand is going global, and with the invent of the Internet, and my growing popularity around the world, will I be able to translate the message of “The Modern Actor”, to others in countries like India, China (Where I am very well known, and I think it would be cool to do some type of PSA with Yao Ming), Japan, and even as far as Fiji?” My message is so unique and so radical, and I was asking Singh in detail about his homeland so I could understand where I might be able to fit in as an established superstar in Bollywood, and he was so helpful, and so amazed at what I told him about “The Journey” that I think I really made his day (Plus he got a 50% tip for being so cool). I think constantly about how I want the world to perceive Arthur Kade (I am a role model fro the youth to follow, and want them to be proud of me as their growing hero), and what type of cultural impact I will have in different countries, and judging by Singh’s warm and caring reaction today, I think I will have parades thrown for me in India one day.

He talked about how different North and South India are (He’s Northern), and he told me the Indians from the North are “Lighter skinned”, “Taller”, and “Healthier Looking”, and how in the South they were “Shorter”, and “Darker”, and he told me how he missed his homeland so much. I told him that I can associate how he feels because I sometimes yearn to be closer with my Russian Heritage (Although I was born here), and have even thought about taking a trip there to associate more with the culture, and learn the beauty of being Russian in case I need to play one and need to get into character at will, plus Russia has some of the most beautiful girls in the world (One friend just got back and said, “Arthur, there were more 9’s and 10’s then you can imagine”), and I am sure they would line up to be with Arthur Kade if I visited because of my celebrity.

I am relaxing and gearing up for Britney tonight (Can’t wait to see all the hot girls that come to the show that I can meet and have some fun with, and how great a pick-up place a Brit concert may be being Arthur Kade, and then go out and dominate NYC), but I couldn’t help but think about the legacy that the Kade Brand will have around the world, and maybe one day, around the solar system, and how many different ways people around the world will connect to me, and “The Journey” moving forward.

“Being President is for Great Politicians, but being a Legend is for Great People “…Arthur Kade 08/25/09 (In honor of Teddy Kennedy)

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