8/26/09

Kade Confuses Narcissism with "Culture Impact"

Here's Arthur Kade's latest ramble of nonsense. Just as we stated in a previous post, Arthur did in fact say something about Ted Kennedy - as if Arthur is 1/1,000,000th the man that he was. He's also apparently going to not only be well known around the world, but also the solar system! It's amazing to think to ourselves, "has Arthur ever had a conversation with a doctor about rib removal? Surely someone that in love with themselves will only truly be happy when they can suck themselves off...

Arthur, if you're listening: you are filth, plain and simple. You are a talentless joke that is fit to be compared only to a pile of rotting garbage.

The latest from arthurkade.com:

After an amazing audition where I had to take my shirt of in front of the camera (I have to say that seeing my body on the screen, I look so much better after 1.6 weeks, and my chest was bulging nicely, my abs are showing again, and my shoulders look enormous because my workouts with my trainer have been insane, and I haven’t had a drink in almost two weeks), and the caster asked if I was available to shoot for 2 days next week in NY (I think that was a hint that I may be the “Front runner” for the well paying job), and when she asked me, “What is your exact height?”, and I answered “6′2″”, and she responded “Great!!”, I felt like this may be a great resume builder and expense payer. Commercials are great because they pay the bills for a rising star and working actor for me, and give me an opportunity to showcase my physique and talent for millions of people (Although sometimes I hate just being looked at as a “Piece of Meat” to girls).
After the audition, I jumped in a cab to head over to my hotel, and my cab driver, Singh, and I started talking about his homeland, India, and I started thinking, “Now that The Brand is going global, and with the invent of the Internet, and my growing popularity around the world, will I be able to translate the message of “The Modern Actor”, to others in countries like India, China (Where I am very well known, and I think it would be cool to do some type of PSA with Yao Ming), Japan, and even as far as Fiji?” My message is so unique and so radical, and I was asking Singh in detail about his homeland so I could understand where I might be able to fit in as an established superstar in Bollywood, and he was so helpful, and so amazed at what I told him about “The Journey” that I think I really made his day (Plus he got a 50% tip for being so cool). I think constantly about how I want the world to perceive Arthur Kade (I am a role model fro the youth to follow, and want them to be proud of me as their growing hero), and what type of cultural impact I will have in different countries, and judging by Singh’s warm and caring reaction today, I think I will have parades thrown for me in India one day.
He talked about how different North and South India are (He’s Northern), and he told me the Indians from the North are “Lighter skinned”, “Taller”, and “Healthier Looking”, and how in the South they were “Shorter”, and “Darker”, and he told me how he missed his homeland so much. I told him that I can associate how he feels because I sometimes yearn to be closer with my Russian Heritage (Although I was born here), and have even thought about taking a trip there to associate more with the culture, and learn the beauty of being Russian in case I need to play one and need to get into character at will, plus Russia has some of the most beautiful girls in the world (One friend just got back and said, “Arthur, there were more 9’s and 10’s then you can imagine”), and I am sure they would line up to be with Arthur Kade if I visited because of my celebrity.
I am relaxing and gearing up for Britney tonight (Can’t wait to see all the hot girls that come to the show that I can meet and have some fun with, and how great a pick-up place a Brit concert may be being Arthur Kade, and then go out and dominate NYC), but I couldn’t help but think about the legacy that the Kade Brand will have around the world, and maybe one day, around the solar system, and how many different ways people around the world will connect to me, and “The Journey” moving forward.
“Being President is for Great Politicians, but being a Legend is for Great People “…Arthur Kade 08/25/09 (In honor of Teddy Kennedy)






Here's an image submitted from one of our legowigkade blog readers. More to come!

80 comments:

  1. Sure Artie, you can try to pick up chicks at a Britney show, but they're gonna think you're gay. Oh, wait... you are.

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  2. Philadelphia Passion

    Friday Night Football!

    November 6th vs Miami
    December 11th vs Tampa

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    LFLUS.COM
    1-800-298-4200

    Come root for G-N!
    I’ll be there!

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  3. Fuck Ted Kennedy--why don't you ask the family of Mary Jo Kopechne what they think of him.

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  4. Won't most of the girls at a Britney concert be just that... GIRLS!? I would imagine the average age of a Britney fan is like 14, right?

    I mean it's not like they'll have anything to worry about since Kade is a closeted homosexual, but still, what if he goes all Buffalo Bill on them? "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."


    By the way, in terms of a Comments Hall of Fame is there really any need for anything other than:

    "Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssppppp."

    Man, I wish I could remember who was responsible for that gem.

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  5. Arthur - actual REAL working actors have agents to handle their resumes and head shots. That, or if they don't, they're better prepared than you for every potential situation that may require that they give one out.

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  6. MC 900 Foot - We'll get the comments hall of fame going soon!

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  7. Arthur is hitting a new level of insanity with these personal quotes. The one above makes absolutely no sense. No sense at all.

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  8. Let the guy drive and STFU Artie.

    Hangin'

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  9. @Hangin'...

    Wouldn't it have been better for the guy to skid off the road and kill his passenger?

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  10. It's the medication. What wuz I thinking.

    Hangin'

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  11. Kade, you say you are 6'.2, imagine how tall you would be if your legs weren't so croked from the childhood Rickets.

    Hangin'

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  12. Well known in China?

    Hey douchebag. All those hits you used to get in China? They were from me .. . and then me emailing my friends "get a load of this douchebag." My friends checked once, and they won't be back. Me? I'm hangin' with the legowig, so your China hits are going to disappear.

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  13. IF you people really want to attack this assmonster, you should attack the peopel around him. IE: Comment on every picture that has Kade and someone in it. Attack the person and Kade. In a matter of time people will cross the street just to avoid him. TRUST ME, this will work.

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  14. There will be lots of A-lispers at the Show, Arty. enjoy you toolbag!

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  15. and why dont you people leave him voice mails? Seriously, tear this asspump a new one! he ahs vmail on his page for shit sake

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  16. @ Anonymous... i've listened to those voicemails... they're hilariously funny... some people really made me laugh pretty hard.

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  17. " we rike to give you robster lol in Chiina"


    :lol:

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  18. then get the rreaders here to start pounding on him. I've left like 7 of them...its been 46 vmails for the past 6 weeks. WTF? PRetty lame. C'mon epople, start the tooling.

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  19. @ nadda... ya, and there are some other great ones too...

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  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmLOLnW886w

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  21. i was Robster raws and the "gay dude"...thanks for the props

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  22. also @ Anonymous... that's an OK idea, but we're focusing on other projects... we're trying to line up a day to all call into Wired 96.5 and ask them about GN's role in the Kadyshes debacle... also a Kade photoshopping and Lego Wig creating contest... an investigative look into what the real deal is with Kadyshes (his past & present situations)... last but not least, putting together a Kade "portfolio" that will expose him to agents/casting directors that he tries to work with.

    The phone thing isn't a bad idea, but this other stuff would hurt him more, in my humble opinion.

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  23. What I want to know is who the fuck left that voice message from China on Art's voicebox. Hilarious! DIE KADE

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  24. @lego - I love the ideas, but why not attack from all directions. Vmail, freinds photos, photo shop contests, and dial in to 96.5.

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  25. My other favorite one was from user name: ArthurSucksMyDick . He left 2 that never get old.

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  26. See how powerful the Vmails are? Look at this chain - peopel love em. ATTACK PEOPLE. Also, prop this site.

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  27. I just can't wait to see Kade's next Alexa numbers... his site hits are probably dwindling rapidly and, obviously, no one posts over there now except to post the link to thise far superior page.

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  28. A-Lispers!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!

    HATE!!!!

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  29. Seems like all of the entertaining comments have moved over here now and left all of the balls-to-ass comments to Kadyshe himself.

    Great idea by the Lego Wig Team. I'm glad you were able to post a link to this site on the other one this afternoon. I won't be back there, except to recruit others to come here. Without attention, Kadyshe will shrivel up and die.

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  30. Can someone please PLEASE (re)photoshop that horrendous Popeye arm picture on the top left of his header?

    Thankyou. Toot Toot.

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  31. I like to think of Kade's ex-girlfriend's boyfriend. You know he has to give her a hard time over having dated a creature like this. It's got to kill Kade that she's living a normal life with his dog and some guy who is probably LHIA daily at this worthless, talentless douche.

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  32. I have always thought Kade's pictures were begging for some LOLcat-like captions. Can't wait for future contests!

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  33. Also, can someone please post the original comment that led to "Lego Wig" i can't find it anywhere on the shite-I mean site.

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  34. 3 hours after Artie posted: 16 comment, 3 of them pimping this site. I love it! Plus you can say GN Kang, Ania, Marissa, and whatever else without moderation. How long before this site overtakes his in ratings?

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  35. popeye kade:


    http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/1454/popeyekade.jpg

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  36. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 7:07 PM

    @ Anonymous,

    I coined the term lego wig:

    http://arthurkade.com/?p=3309

    The original comment was:

    Wow! Nice lego wig Kadypshits! I can't believe you take acting classes and you actually get worse as you go. You take speech therapy and lisp even worse. Does anything get through the brick head of yours?

    I never ever thought lego wig would get this popular. I was quite surprised no one else had thought of it. It tempted me to retire the name because I could never top lego wig.

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  37. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 7:08 PM

    Is copy/paste disabled in this blog?

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  38. @NADDA!!

    THANK YOU!! I just set my new screen saver!! LOL

    AnonPopeye

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  39. @shit she

    Thanks!Well done! Lego Wig for life!!

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  40. Glad to see SSD found this site. We were doing everything to let you know we were here. Now that everyone is here, there's nobody there.

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  41. here's my lego wig contest entry. unfinished as of right now:

    http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/3148/legowigcontest.jpg


    :lol:


    also, hey Arthur . . . FUCK YOU

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  42. This is my THIRD Biggie parody feature Kade, and this song is hard shit to parody, here goes:

    Droopy Eyez (Hypnotize by Biggie)

    Ha, douchier than your average, blogger
    Copy comments off instinct, hataz make me extinct
    Pink T haters, my Bolt Bus playaz
    Capris for my hooligans in Hampdens

    Dead site, if the comments right, Kade here everynight
    People say "who?" since days of TheMensView
    Never knew, bigger douche than yours true
    Kang goes to us, talks shit to us

    Kade walks to bus, clothes Kids'R'Us
    Who Dusk? Kade's floppin at Dusk
    Sounds all lispy and such, ain't worth much
    Dare flee Britney, everyone was thirteen
    Bang every gay casting director easily (take that)

    Recently hataz sayin something, Kades site's getting nothing
    So he just, continue to leech, what a boring speech
    YouTube with the 1 star piece with his peeps
    Actin',askin who want it, hataz still be on it
    That North Philly Kadyshes bullshit: we on it.

    Kady Kady Kady, can't you see?
    Sometimes those eyes just terrify me
    and I can't stop your douchy ways
    This is why your broke and quite insane

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  43. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    @Pogue Mahone

    I'm happy to finally be here. The clues were so obvious I feel stupid I didn't pick up on your attempts to get me over here. Can't wait to see what people come up with now that there's no way this assclown can moderate us.

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  44. Just make sure you don't use his actual name or any version of it that he uses. That is measurable traffic for WOT Marketing as well and they are the gravyboat in this tsouris.

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  45. Bad News For Artie?

    It seems that NYC is cracking down on the Chinatown busses that Kade relies on to get back and forth to NYC.

    http://gothamist.com/2009/08/26/some_chinatown_buses_get_the_boot.php

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  46. Gee Arthur, according to your Twitter the Britney Spears concert was "full of 12 year olds."

    You don't say! What the fuck did you expect??? A bunch of single, childless 24 year olds just looking to hook up with a guy at a place like that?

    You are truly the dumbest, most ignorant fool waking this earth right now.

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  47. That blog is no gravy boat. At best, this retarded-ass WOT marketing was hoping to get viral marketing going for his queer race car driver or some Philly shit holes. Do you think more people are going to these dumb clubs? Is Kade's endorsement getting the racecar driver any notable benefit?

    The stupid Roadkill ad is some dumb pay per click or impression gig. Meaning, it makes no money, especially once page views are down.

    It's worth nothing but free walmart quality t-shirts, if even that. It's not as easy to make money blogging as people think. Kade's definitely not doing it.

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  48. I'd like to see Art stand up in downtown Tehran and tell the world that he balls ass nailed a role in the film version of The Satanic Verses.

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  49. He gets like 500 uniques a day MAYBE. He has his spike back when Gawker first covered him, but then people said "no thanks". Just a quick laugh, a counting of blessings for not being him, and move on.

    Besides, who the fuck is gonna buy ads there. Shit blog, shit content, all negative comments, For a misogynist, self-centered, untalented, annoying, effeminate blogger.

    Look at his Youtube videos, all one stars. Proof that people everywhere hate him, his style, and his extreme lack of talent and camera presence. He's such a failure and I have every right to say that.

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  50. This thread has more than double the amount his does too. His site totally got shut down by another blog. He's really going to have to start astroturfing if he wants to keep pretending his famous. I wonder when someones finally going to kick his ass.

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  51. nadda,

    We got the image posted. Thanks for sending it!

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  52. so THAT'S how I missed the whole Lego Wig phenomenon. I remember the post, but I just could not bring myself to listen to yet another iteration of Kade's insanely crappy Greed Is Good monolog.

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  53. that image is awesome...

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  54. Holy Shiite Muslim. I can not stop laughing about that haircut.

    How did I miss that?

    Totally get the lego wig thing (Brill. Yant.), but I think Kade looks like Joyce DeWitt on Three's Company.

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  55. @Jesse: yet another great Kade/Biggie parody!

    I can believe Art would be surprised that there's nothing but 12 year olds at Britney.

    Hey Art, I haven't said it lately: die.

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  56. Popeye arm image is hilarious.

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  57. Thank you for setting this up; guilt was eating me up internally for visiting his damned site, but I just couldn't stop.
    Has it occurred to anyone else that the postings on that site seem to be written by a woman, not by a man? I don't know any men who hate women that much; the bitchiness seems more feminine to me.

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  58. @ Anonymous,

    Kadyshe expresses such vitriol toward women because he is a man scorned. Danielle Poe broke his heart, and he still cannot get over the fact that a girl who is somewhere around a 6.5 dumped his ass.

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  59. @ Anonymous - No reason to visit his site anymore... We cover whatever he posts, we just give a unique spin on it, show you the good stuff (or horrible stuff, depending how you look at it) and then we LET YOU COMMENT. Unless you threaten to kill someone, violate copyright, or say something way over the top we will not censor like Kadyshes and Kang do.

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  60. @ Jesse - not only do we get a lot more visitors and comments, we don't spend nearly the time he does, because we don't have to make stuff up all day. We use our heads and our free time between work/home/school. He actually has to travel around, seeking unpaid roles and "extra" work and then spending his own money on travel/food.

    He'll go bankrupt and all we do is laugh at it.

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  61. What the hell did Arthur Kade say to get the comment removed??

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  62. His name over and over and over and over and over. He loves himself too much.

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  63. My gay son took one look at Arthur and agreed he is gay AND (...I didn't help him on this part) he watched one video and said "what a douchebag"

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  64. @ other Lego Wig admin...

    I doubt that was the real Kadyshes... he can't be that desparate, can he?

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  65. @ Barn Bitch... which video?

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  66. Gotta love the irony! Kade and his friends have to give this site hits to read the comments!

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  67. @ small african child...

    ya, and we don't have to read their site to see his stupidity. and we can just read this site and see the AWFUL, WEAK defenses for his mysogynist, rude, retarded behavior. GN Kang comes here and posts them! awesome stuff.

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  68. Finally, fuck, finally, I have a place to tell you about what I did last night with a new dildo, a new girlfriend, and a pile of dead roosters. But I won't, because you all seem very nice.

    I was getting real sick of that guy moderating my posts about my other new dildo, which is an exact replica or Arthur Schindler's hand curled up as if to clutch his pen.

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  69. The Hamburglar's PajamasAugust 26, 2009 at 10:06 PM

    Babs!!!

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  70. Any publicity is publicity...you puppets are doing precisely what they want you to do.

    Oh and unless you "say something way over the top" you won't be censored. Who gets to define "way over the top"? There will be censorship here guaranteed.

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  71. Excuse me....did you breastfeed young Arthur?

    Why yes....yes I did.

    Toughens your nipples....doesn't it?

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  72. Then I guess, "I rim GN Kang", you may as well leave and not come back. But that won't happen because you need attention too much.

    Blogger has TOS and violating them will get a comment removed one way or another without a shadow of a doubt.

    I didn't realize though that this blog had advertised for the position of devil's advocate, and I also didn't realize that a parody site like this needed one. Oh wait- it doesn't.

    Enjoy this direct post to you, I am never responding to you again. And neither, I imagine, will most other people. Still, if even one person does, you're happy, right?

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  73. Someone put the link here on his Facebook page. Glorious.
    I am restraining so hard from checking his site. Staying strong, only looking here. And I knew the other benefit of this site would be that we'd get some original content. Good work getting the emails of people who know him.

    Though, a thought did occur to me, dig if you will a picture, that this site is actually set up and run by Arthur Kade, and it is all one Kaufmanesque trip into the world beyond sight and sound. He's showing how he can run two sights and make both successful.

    Wouldn't that be fucked up‽

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  74. That's easily disproven if any of the admins here want to go public or slightly more public.

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  75. @You Have Lost The Game
    You will respond to me.

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  76. "@ArthurKade Whts it like 2 b a washed up model?"

    Artee, was that a rhetorical question? You know what it's like to be a washed up model. And a washed up low-level, cold-calling insurance salesman. And a washed up old, 30+ loser trolling the clubs for young girls only to be ignored by them. And a generally washed up coke head with nothing to speak of in terms of a career, friends, a life or education. Silly monkey! You know all of those things!

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  77. That twitter post of his "didn't see one girl that was 'kadeable'" just give me the creeps.

    "Kadeable?" I can only imagine that the word means blanketing a woman with your greasy body on a twin mattress, and flailing desperately to figure out what goes where, where to stick a tongue, where to rub, where to kiss, etc. with the same fury that a deer stuck in a house trying to get out, destroying everything in sight in under a minute.

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  78. @ realist....can't recall, but it was one of his usual ones were he talks about how great he is, over and over and over again. I also showed him the "here's my new Saturday Night Fever outfit laying on my disgusting apartment floor" and my son said no way would any self-respecting gay live like that. I should really show him Art's queen video!

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  79. I just checked our site's data and wanted to share the results with our loyal readers who prefer our "brand" to Kadyshes' garbage. Our Google Analytics account says we are up to over 13,000 page views now... we're growing rapidly every day. For example, we have 4 times the numbe of visitors we had on Monday... and we've doubled since Tuesday. At some point we will top out, but we're still growing rapidly, keep spreading the word!!

    We're crushing Kade.

    Thanks, readers!

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  80. Uh just because your cameraman GN is a nipper and knows you doesn't make you well known in China.

    - you're a hopeless tool

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