8/28/09

Preview: Kade lives in Ron Hansen's Windowless Den

That's a fact, ladies and gentlemen. The elusive "roommate" is none other than Ron Hansen, who recently moved out of his parents' house and now lets Kade live in his den. As Kade's ship has been struggling to turn around its nosedive, Ron Hansen has stepped in as other people have bailed.

This and other facts will be discussed in a story this evening. A brief teaser: what club owners hate Kade, why he was banned from the Mogul Room but continues to lie about it, how women really react to Kade in public, how he smells, how often he is mocked in public, who his chief enablers are (will name names), and more...

All of this is straight from people who know Arthur Kadyshes well and are laughing along with us at how he's ruining his life with his pathetic antics...

I'm on call today, but the wait will be worth it.

170 comments:

  1. Great investigative journalism! Can't wait for the post. You guys rule.

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  2. shit she disappearedAugust 28, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    So Kadypshits really lives in the den, huh? It makes sense to keep an animal like him in one, but I was really hoping the big reveal is that he is living with his step-mom and Borat clone dad.

    Oh well. But great work you guys. It will be fascinating to learn the sad little details of Kadypshits actual life after months of reading the delusional verison of them.

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  3. The best is yet to come.

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  4. TattooedLunaChic/VegasGrrlAugust 28, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    You guys fuckin' rock!
    I want all the dirty details!!!!!
    And what the fuck are they marketing?

    None of his shit makes sense. The only thing I can thing of is he's doing some sort of "artistic project". But even that doesn't jive all that well either. I can't see where the marketing would be for either. And as for him really being like this, I think he's exaggerating his "brand". He plays off of the comments.
    Where is it all going? Nowhere I'm sure. When the money runs out, he'll be back behind a desk/ass, whatever.

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  5. shit she disappearedAugust 28, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    Also, anyone getting the sense that Kade is inviting people to mock him in his own site again? There's a really funny photoshopped pic of him there now, plus he's bringing out the Kween again. Could it be that the monkey has realized his purpose in life is to be an internet object of ridicule or is it that Lego Tits Kang is cattle prodding his ass back into the cage?

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  6. Lego Tits! Awesome!

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  7. I'm going with the theory of Lego Tits Kang.

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  8. The best is yet to come indeed!

    Chateau Kade is none other than the leased apartment of Ron Hansen, the "founder" of WOT Marketing.

    It's a 1 BR apartment and Artie is crashing there bc Ron is the only one who has stepped up with a place to live after several previous crashing situations did not work out or ran their course.

    Full story late on, folks.

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  9. If they are really crazy enough to think that this was originally going to succeed as some sort of viral marketing for anything, well, then I just don't know what to say.

    There is NOTHING positive to associate with his blog. So yeah, he's named dropped some clubs, a race car driver, and that's about it. BIG DEAL! Kade is so absolutely low level in terms of his exposure, yet he really believes he is some global phenomenon.

    Newsflash Kade: Even if your "buzz" were more than the .00045% awareness that it actually is in the world, no company in their right mind would associate themselves with someone who has accomplished nothing, and who spews such awful things on their site.

    Woop-de-do Kade, you managed to work on a student film! A one second appearance in Gossip Girl! A bunch of other extra gigs! WHO CARES!

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  10. Speaking of his Borat father, do you know how they cured his childhood rickets? By feeding him cheese made with the milk of his grandmother's tit.

    That's why he keeps offering Cheese in the vids.

    Hangin'

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  11. shit she disappearedAugust 28, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    @TLCVG

    I still abide by the central theory of my "Brief History of KAIDS" post, although some portions of that have been disproven. I think Dr. Frankenstein Lego Tits Kang created this little monster with the intention of having some sort of radio sidekick/marketing tool. The monkey would blog about his "career" and the "exclusive" places he hung out at. All Artzits ahd to do was be his outrageous self, blog about clubs, and then hopefully score some semi lucrative internet ads and ease him into a radio show. The idea was probably to create a Sex and the City meets Entourage hybrid.

    Unfortunately, both of the people involved are fucking retarded and one of them is probably batshit insane. As soon as Artzits got some attention, he just went of script ant into the loony toon beyond. Lego Tits Kang distanced herself form the trainwreck, but stuck around in case her batshit monkey scored a reality show she could mooch off from. Being a silicone brain imbecile, she never imagined here association with KAIDS would become this public.

    In a nut shell, that's what Kadypshits deal is.

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  12. @SSD
    "Unfortunately, both people involved are fucking retarded.."
    I almost just fell out my chair. I agree with pretty much everything you said, but I think they were shooting for a TV show on the network that Lego Tits is on.

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  13. shit she disappearedAugust 28, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    Also, proof that this isn't an artist project or anything properly calculated:

    Other fake internet personas, such as that lonely girl character, were actually written by successful writers. If I'm not mistaken, the guys who wrote the lonely girl videos were already repped by ICM or one of the big agencies (so was the girl). There was a clear arc to the webcasts and a developing storyline. Artzits has rambled on for months developing nothing but whatever flesh eating bacteria is responsible for his awful skin and his lunacy. If this was a fraud, there would have been clear story arcs and increasingly obvious hints that it was all make believe (as was the case with lonely girl). Good writers would also set up situations in which Kade's dumbass view of the world would clash with reality, such as getting his ass kicked. Also, with all the sleuthing people have been doing something would have come out by now.

    This is no art project, its simply the disturbed ramblings of a crazed loner.

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  14. click on URL to find the best description of Kade to date

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  15. Wait.

    Who's Doug Slifkin again?

    I lost track.

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  16. shit she disappearedAugust 28, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    @Drew

    Dough is a mouth breathing imbecile who is in love with Kade. He would defend him in the old post and impersonate some of the commentators (I believe MC 900 and me were the most frequent targets). His m.o. was to write " hey guys, shit she disappeared here. I keep getting a lot of comments about how I suck, and I'm not funny. Well leave me alone you guys. Yes I'm an obese basement dweller virgin with a neck beard who likes eating hot pockets but so what! leave me alone!" It was the sort of humor you would expect from someone whose mother is also his sister.

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  17. TattooedLunaChic/VegasGrrlAugust 28, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    @SSD

    So LegoTits (love that name!) started this for him to be a sidekick? Is she popular in Philly with her radio show? I get what your saying.....my problem is how the hell would she think this would turn into a good thing? But then, like you said, they are retarted, and throw in lots of blow and there ya have it.
    Then there's the marketing guy, who was living with his parents. Doesn't sound like he was very sucessful. Who knows.
    This has always been something I do during work while we're slow and it's been entertaining. I'll have to wait till Monday for all the new updates.

    Have a good weekend all!!!!

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  18. We had 5635 page views and 661 unique visitors yesterday. 67% coming from referring sites, which I know were mostly coming from shit heads, but not all of them, so that means we are getting the word out. Thanks guys.

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  19. The end is near. I feel like those words are brought up quite often on here, but this time it truly stands for something.

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  20. shit she disappearedAugust 28, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    @TLCVG

    Thank you. I wonder though, my best two comments have consisted of attaching lego to the word wig and tits. It's either evidence how cheap my sense of humor is or a testament to simplicity.

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  21. Proof that Ron Hansen is his roomate can also be seen on his myspace ( http://tiny.cc/OBg0T ) Pics of Arty creapin:
    http://tiny.cc/dkh9a
    http://tiny.cc/kOGxl
    http://tiny.cc/IoQLI

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  22. That windowless den looks more like a storage unit, is there a reason it looks unfinished? Very "Third World" lifestyle, much in keeping with "The Brand".

    So, is it Ron's balls that are in Arthur's heart? Or chin, or whatever?

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  23. @SSD at 2:38:

    I'd say a pure, crystalline zen simplicity.

    Or, perhaps a legopure, legocrystalline, legozen legosimplicity?

    Huh. "Legozen." Liking that.

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  24. @ husky,

    No wonder a fatass like that would take tons of pictures of food.

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  25. For the newcomers to this blog: these people do not know GN and she does not know them. Do not be tempted to post fabricated comments. For you will certainly share their fate.

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  26. http://tiny.cc/SkwUI
    Art's ex?

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  27. Who was posting that AK's new place was in Olde whatever? Because I'm betting that was good ol' Ronny boy defending his new homestead.

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  28. @I.r.GNK:

    da fuck? "For you will certainly share their fate." Really?

    The sorting hat is going to make us go to Slitheryn or something?

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  29. Wow! Get a load of this pic. Lego stains!!! http://tiny.cc/V8Wlq

    PS. Roomies...
    http://tiny.cc/KTHMX

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  30. shit she disappearedAugust 28, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    It is so obvious that Doug reincarnated as I rim G.N. Kang. Can't say he's gone up or down in the karmic ladder. His breath still smells like shit and he's still sucking the dirtest ass clean. Oh Doug, hown many more lives will you have to endure being a bottom feeder?

    (How am I certain this is Doug? Easy, the name says it all. It can't be legodwib and legodumb because neither lego tits would refer to herself like that nor would the monkey dare speak like that about the organ grinder. I suppose it could also be former basement dweller Hansen, but I don't know enough about him to make that call.)

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  31. shit she disappearedAugust 28, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    Also, I suspect Doug will make us all pay for insulting his masturbatory icon with a "leave britney alone" style youtube video. I'm already looking forward to it you inbred motherfucker.

    Oh where the fuck are you going to sue the administrator of this blog? Court T.V.? Even under the delusional, glue induced assumption that anyone has made any comments that qualify as hate speech, they would still be protected under 1st ammendment rights. Or haven't you noticed, you mouth breathing imbecile, that there are any number of digusting, hideous and reprehensible racist websites that cannot (unfortunately) be taken down because of freedom of speech? But go ahead lardo, let's see how far you can go in your little crusade without losing your breath.

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  32. Oh no... Doug Slifkin is calling you guys out... LOL, what a faggot ass loser that Doug Slifkin is.

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  33. Fuck you Doug queer-boy. 30 year old virgin loser.

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  34. This is Doug...and what the fuck are you guys talking about...I'm a fan of the journey..please leave me alone..I want to be part of the brand as well..it's brilliant..

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  35. If by brilliant you mean retarded, I completely agree.

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  36. Arthur 2: On The Rocks.

    Oh how bitterly ironic that title and film will prove to be.

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  37. Doug, I mean this in the nicest way possible, but you're an ugly fat 30-something who dreams of being a professional skier but instead is stuck living in Allentown, PA (a dying carcass of a city) and hanging out with fellow aging losers like Arthur Kade. Fuck off.

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  38. Twitter silence from Arthur!

    And here in the deserts of Southern California, I am anxiously awaiting the next post here on legowigkade. And maybe getting wee bit obsessive about that.

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  39. Doug has around 100 friends on his my space.

    Pop-u-lar.

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  40. Re-reading that last post is like listening to kittens getting caught and eaten by eagles. (I used to live in a strange part of the world where such things happened almost daily)

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  41. Can any of you straighties help me out? I don't know the first thing about semen, I've never seen any and never will, but one of my few girl friends who likes dick just texted me: "Barbara, any idea how to get a semen stain out of panties? These are La Perla and they cost a ton! He was worth it though!"

    Any ideas?

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  42. @ I rim,

    If you don't like this site, then walk away and don't look back. Visit the other site, and do not bother to stop here.

    For everyone else, do not pay attention to "I rim," as it is either G-N herself, or a sycophant. I think it is OK to rate her, but let's back-off on the racism, it doesn't win any arguments and it reflects poorly on the author of the post.

    I know G-N, and have known her for a few years. She is OK as a person, but she is driven by her insatiable desire to be famous. She doesn't really care about doing anything well, she only cares if how she does it brings her fame. She is using Kadyshes because she figured it was worth a shot and it offered her a chance to become famous while being shielded from much of the blame, plain and simple.

    I only took the time to rate G-N as a 6-6.5 for two reasons. First, G-N's buddy, Kadyshes (and she is a bigger enabler than anybody else) seems to think it is OK to rate women based on relative attractiveness. If G-N didn't think it was OK to do that, why would she continue to enable him by videotaping him for the site and providing him with free media credentials to attend events? If it is OK for Kadyshes to do, while G-N continues enabling, it is OK for others to do so. Fair is fair.

    Second, it is OK to rate G-N on the "Kade Scale" because G-N herself constantly acts as though she is a 9 or 10. She needs to be brought back to reality. If she didn't act in a manner that continually promotes that level of arrogance, I would not be willing to rate her. I have seen it too many times with her.

    The low rating is the real reason G-N is upset. Everybody who knows G-N understands that she has low self-esteem, often trigerred by a complex about her looks. That is the reason why she got the implants. There is very little that hurts G-N more than when people make her feel average-looking. That is one of the reasons why Kadyshes never will rate her on the "Kade Scale."

    G-N, you know exactly who I am, and you know that I am much smarter than you. To that end, think about it before you try to respond, because you know I have more resources at my disposal and I am better at this game than you.

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  43. WOT Marketing is a joke. The "company" is staffed by a bunch of losers who just love motorsports and think they are experts at marketing.

    Notice that their site does not list even one client. Pathetic. The photos they list remind me of the bedroom wall of your average 13 year-old boy who is fascinated with car racing. Even more pathetic.

    The contact address for WOT Marketing is somebody's home (probably Hansen's mommy and daddy) in Perkasie, PA. I guess that Harriet Drive in Perkasie, PA, rather than Madison Avenue in New York City, is the new hotbed for marketing companies. The most pathetic.

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  44. I never said I want to be a professionl skier..I enjoy skiing and ski all over the world..can't I just be an Arthur Kade fan without being ridiculed and stalked??

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  45. You really think you're going to get away with making this an anti-asian, women-hating, anti-GN site?

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  46. @Mike Honcho
    You're nobody, so of course she doesn't know who the fuck you are.

    You pathetic stalkers will pay for the libel you have committed on this site.

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  47. As far as GN is concerned, are you talking about her breast AND lip implants? There's a whole fucking post about her lip implants on that radio show web site, and she talks about it with the love that people who lose 200 pounds talk about how great it is to not have their life back and not be a prisoner to their bodies anymore.

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  48. @SSD

    "you will be ignored"

    I guess you're looking like the complete asshole, aren't you?

    Dumbfuck.

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  49. @Mr. V

    "As far as GN is concerned"

    Fuck you, you women-hating, asian-hating piece of shit. You really think there will be no repercussions to your posts?

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  50. Words words words, blah blah blah. Seriously, why all the defense of this Kang character? Are you currently fucking her? Or just hoping that this misguided attempt to defend her cyberspace "honor" will somehow translate into her sitting on your face in the real world? I tend to just lurk and not comment a lot, but christ almighty man, unless she's your sister or mother, let it go. This troll bullshit is getting old. Wait! I got it! You're of the race that is good at mathematics and karate as well, and you feel the need to defend the world's 3 billion from the perceived slights of commenters on a website that has less hits than a special olympics tee-ball team. Am I right? Really man, where does it all come from?

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  51. @Hooligan

    "You're of the race". Exquisite. What a fucking racist asshole.

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  52. I love her and that gigantic head of hers GODDAMMIT!! Leave her alone, leave GK/Gina/Jihyun/GeeeeEnnnn alone or I'll emerge from my mom's basement and assault you with burning hot Hot pockets you motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  53. GN Kang sucks can we please stop talkin about that stupid fake ho? Her and that waste of skin Chio can go eat a diseased cock. Take that platinum blonde guido fatfuck with them too and that other human cancer WTF his name is. Morning radio is dierhea of society, completly USELESS like all of those nickle-wanna-be-dime retards. Get real jobs losers. Read that on your radio program mothafuckas

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  54. If you have to impersonate me, I have won. Thank you.

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  55. I will go Hiroshima on your virgin, neckbearded asses to defend the honor of my silicone-enhanced Real Doll. I will have sex with it.

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  56. Hey Dougie! What's up! Glad you made it over here, bra! Hit me with a txt, we should hook up for some Hot Pockets in yr mom's basement again!

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  57. hi I rim GN Kang


    to clarify first, I have not made any pointed posts towards GN or Asians

    so I'm impartial in this argument


    here is my question. please answer: what is the intention and origin of your username here?

    EXPLAIN

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  58. In what manner? Oh, who gives a fuck, I ain't fallin for it. Seriously, its Friday night. Leave the attic, grab a bottle of sake and some pork fried rice and hit up the local casino for some chain-smokin and heavy gambling. And I am fully aware that I got cultures crossed there. Part of my glorious humor that causes your toes to curl. Be sure to hit "refresh" every 3 seconds so no commenter gets by!

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  59. "I will go Hiroshima". You've got to be kidding me. You really have this much hate inside you?

    We finally have someone more pathetic than AK, complete with impersonation. What's next? Moderation? Censorship?

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  60. I lust for that little yellow butthole. I don't have to explain anything to you. I already won. You will pay like the rest of them.

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  61. GN Kang, what Perez Hilton sees when he gazes into the toilet after a huge nasty dump. She is his recycled news after all. Hi GN! Hate me yet? hope so.

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  62. @Hooligan
    "grab a bottle of sake and some pork fried rice"

    And you really have idiots posting the URL of this pathetic hate site around the internet. Unbelievable.

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  63. We will not pay. We will only make you more angry. You will do nothing about it.

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  64. Look, she's very attractive and I would like to get to know her. You guys attacking her is unfounded and rude. I figure if I defend her on here, I can cure worldwide racism with my words alone. Having accomplished that, the sideways vagina will be mine.

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  65. I love sake and pork fried rice. What are you offended by? You seem to be reading into my comments with some sort of racial bias to begin with, unable to take anything at face value. You should learn to relax, maybe get one of those full-release massages I hear about. They love you long time!

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  66. let me get this straight, she's attractive, so no matter what she does like say, create the monster that is Kade, we should like her? she gives him tickets and shit to places and he fags it up and says its because of who he is that he got in. bullshit! she gives him reasons to be the douchebag that he is. Most guys that go watch a ladie's football game would not bring their camera and say how much they're wanted there. it's such horseshit. we're getting off topic this blog aint about GN. she's an enabler. she's pretty worthless outside of a roll in the hay. that's why she plays in her underwear, we don't give a fuck if she can catch or throw. honestly now.

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  67. Wow. isn't this why you left AK's site? He was using your screen names impersonating you? Your site is worthless garbage if screen names are impersonated. You have failed. The fact that this site has administrators that impersonate screen names will be posted everywhere.

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  68. I find it interesting that a person who adopted the nom de plume of "I rim G-N Kang" has the gall to lecture others and level accusations of misogyny. You don't find your pseudonym misogynistic?

    If you don't like the site, feel free to leave, without looking back. Only G-N would get this upset about any and all criticism of her.

    And please, feel free to file a lawsuit. Your group seems to think that your friend Chad Boonswang is a great lawyer (though no real lawyer thinks he is - why do you think he is in a crappy little ambulance-chasing firm by himself), so have him represent you, Kadyshes, and WOT Marketing.

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  69. @Hooligan
    "full-release massages"
    Are you fucking kidding me? This site is all about the stereotype that all asian women are whores?

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  70. don't give a flyin fuck if I wake up and there's 8 impersonators of me on this site, fuck it! As long as good comments get through. NOBODY gives a fuck about neckbeard comments. keep it up and they'll start getting deleted asswipes

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  71. Anyone can use your name, butthole-lover. Doesn't have to be an admin, everyone has the option.

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  72. @Mike Honcho
    I need your permission to leave? I thought I told you to fuck off

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  73. Mike Honcho what the fuck does one expect from a white knight in GN Kang's corner. She probably doesn't even know the wanker, that assholes probably her IRL stalker. go to mr chews and fuck off I rim

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  74. Or are you saying that only MY Asian woman is a whore, since she bases her life on surgically enhancing herself for men and playing in public in her underwear?

    You fail. You will pay.

    2000 Yen, fuckers.

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  75. "keep it up and they'll start getting deleted"

    I WIN!!!!

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  76. When I have ever said a single thing about asians? You have a racist mind. Sensistive one, Tommy!

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  77. "I rim GN Kang"

    Dude, in case you haven't noticed (and I'm guessing not, 'cuz you seem a bit retarded), you are not helping your lady's cause at all.

    Like, at all.

    She was completely boring background dressing until you started waving your little flag and doing the foot-stomping and all, drawing more interest in people's attacks on her and therefore encouraging them.

    Either you hate this woman, or you are seriously one of the biggest idiots on the Internet (and that sir, would be remarkable). If my honor ever needs defending, please don't.

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  78. AGAIN:

    hi I rim GN Kang

    to clarify first, I have not made any pointed posts towards GN or Asians so I'm impartial in this argument

    here is my question. please answer: what is the intention and origin of your username here?

    EXPLAIN

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  79. Threats of deletion and moderation; impersonation of screen names. Anti-gay, anti-asian, anti-women hate site. You should be proud.

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  80. I think Asians taste delicious.

    I don't owe you an explanation. You owe me an explanation, and you will owe the America Court of Justice an explanation as well.

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  81. Your mom should be proud.

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  82. that how much those funbags cost. she have concentrated it on the face. Again, nobody will pay because you're all butthurt. Calling your stupid bluff. what's next, press charges? for what asshole. Cus I don't like your girl? yawn. Good luck with that bullshit Chad poontang

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  83. @ GN Kang

    to clarify first, I have not made any pointed posts towards GN or Asians so I'm impartial in this argument

    here is my question. please answer: what is the intention and origin of your username here?

    EXPLAIN

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  84. you will owe the judge of that made up establishment an apology for wasting his precious time and being the worst troll ever. butthurt? I think so. Not a crime unfortunately for you and Chad the annahilator

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  85. @nadda

    "answer my question"? Who the fuck do you think you are?

    Impersonation of screen names; threatened deletion of posts. Legowig---R.I.P

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  86. @ I rim,

    I will take your desire to avoid explaining the double standard with the misogyny inherent in your name as an inability to do so intelligently. Further, all of us should take your inability to merely walk away from this site as evidence that criticism of your looks triggers the low self-esteem that mirrors how you felt immediately before deciding to get your breast implants.

    For everyone else, do not pay attention to "I rim." Much like "Kade," she feeds on attention. If you pay no attention to her, she will not know what to do.

    Ignore her, but let's back-off on the racism, it doesn't win any arguments and it reflects poorly on the author of the post.

    As for perceived misogyny, a poster voluntarily selecting the pseudonym "I rim G-N Kang" stands and very shaky ground.

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  87. ssssoooooo.....Arthur lives in a den?

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  88. the whole mission statement of this site says it will delete asswipes like yourself who shill for kade and his ilk. hopefully you don't get deleted so people can see what a fuckwad you are shilling for bullshit. some have had to feel the rath so far. stop shilling and grow a brain. once you take your tongue off of that asshole of course. this site simply won't die. kade's did, fuckin deal with it already. he could'nt handle the critisism because he's IRL broke and not getting laid. owell for him. his site will never be the same however. This site, is just getting better. more dirt coming to light. the real kade isn't as pretty as you think under the bullshit. hey kinda like GN!!!

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  89. Rather, "...stands ON shaky ground."

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  90. I hate to break up the verbal battle between y'all and "I rim GN Kang" (who used to post some pretty vile things about Kade on his site, and now they're battling people on the anti-Kade site; WTF?), but I found a song to explain CoKade's mental state. Here are the lyrics:

    Delusional,
    I’m not impressed.
    You want to, tell me, so bad,
    who is on your guest list, tonight,
    but I don’t care.
    Save it for,
    one of your,
    other friends,
    or your many fans.
    Just think.
    Just,
    think solutional,
    we have a problem.
    We don’t care, who you know.
    It’s too bad that you think so.
    Next time you drop a name.
    Save it for,
    one of your,
    other friends,
    or your many fans.
    Delusional,
    I’m not impressed.
    Illusional,
    lies, you tell best,
    and you want me to know,
    but I can’t hear at all.
    But I can’t hear at all.
    I can’t hear at all.
    But I can’t hear at all.
    I can’t hear at all.

    It's from the NYC band Quicksand. Here's the Youtube video link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXWYEPjsqNU

    As for GN Kang....I'd do 'er....so there, there's a positive comment about her. Then again, if she helped Kade to get where he's at today (and yes, I know it's not far), then I am conflicted as to whether or not I'd do 'er....but I'd still do 'er....maybe...I donno...

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  91. @Mike Honcho
    I'm not walking away from this site fucker as long as you are targeting GN. You have already dug yourself a hole that you can not possibly get out of.

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  92. I rim why don't you head over to kade's site, he could really use the traffic. he might give you a shout out too from his next 1star video that holds the camera for. why does she do that anyway? isn't she some sort of big shit in Philly? WTF would she hang out with Kade? Is she that rock bottom? Keep in mind, he is a talentless worthless lispy piece of shit, just in case you forgot that in your counter argument.

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  93. Still haven't explained the obvious conflict between your name and your defensive stance. Please. Enlighten us. Or tell me how anything I said was racist? Nevermind. I gotta shower and get ready for the night. Gonna drink some Sapporo and sing karaoke off key. My favorite!

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  94. @ I rim GN Kang


    I'm just asking you to answer any questions regarding why you chose your username


    please answer and clarify


    it's easy

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  95. he thinks Rim Jobs are an accomplishment. In fact they are quite disgusting. For christsakes just spit on it. No need to but your tongue where her shit comes out of. I don't care how much she cleans it that is just straight nasty. You're licking an asshole. you're definitely the dominant one there pal

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  96. @ I rim GN

    Arthur needs a tripod for his camera - you game?

    Hangin'

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  97. You guys should go read the comments at AK's blog. They are warning about how mods here are contacting people at work and home. Typical Artie stupid.

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  98. Fucking dumb. Blogger does not even have that kind of capability to track IP addresses. So stupid.

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  99. thats too bad for Arthur and his goons, because in reality we have all of their names and addresses when they have IPs. they probably dont even know what a proxy is. they registered through godaddy after all. surprised they didn't use frontpage for the site

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  100. Anon 9:23. At this point they're desperate. They've lost their core audience. Not much left for Kade to talk about. His career isn't going anywhere, it was all bullshit all along and all the quote haters called AK out on this. But no he stuck his nose in the air. At the end of the day Ron and Artie have nothing. They deserve each other too. Me personnally I would never let Artie in my apartment for 5 minutes, let alone let him sleep there. He brings nothing to the table, total deadweight

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  101. I have lobbed a grenade, I rim, and it's waiting in Lego Wig Kade's inbox. I told you...I have oodles of time.

    Kang out!

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  102. I could actually get him a little MTV spotlight too, as could the Douchebag1 dude... but hey, if he'd rather wander the streets doing his shaky-cam schizo schtick...


    so be it.

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  103. also also-

    remember the Daria cartoon? There was an episode where a thirty-something loser (although she had her own magazine etc. so not a loser in the Kade part of the spectrum) called Val turned up at the school.

    "Val... as in Val".

    Val is the spiritual toon soul(less)mate of AK.

    Also etc.- when people say rape eyes, they mean like the dead little black marbles like shark eyes right? Right.

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  104. The answer to every question that involves McLego the Wigster is simple, Coke. Try it. I don’t mean for you to try coke. I mean try putting that word as the answer to any questions that you may have regarding the Lego wigged one. Q: Is this some kind of marketing scheme? A: No, it’s coke. Q: Why did GN disassociate herself from his website? A: Coke. Q: Why is LW (AKA AK) homeless? Why is he couch surfing? Why is he clubbing every night instead of being serious about acting? A: Coke, coke, and coke. See how good it works. It explains the bizarre behavior, the delusional writing, the chapped lips, etc.

    So many comments about Lego and the blockheads using coke.
    Not one denial
    Jobless, homeless, clueless.
    That’s what coke do.
    Unkempt appearance, erratic behavior, the list is endless
    Cocaine, running all around my brain (Jackson Brown)
    She don’t lie, She don’t lie, She don’t lie, cocaine (Eric Clapton)
    I challenge anyone to come up with a better answer. You won’t, ‘cause you can’t.
    And yes, I’ve been there. Takes one to know one.
    If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck… I’ll assume you know the rest.

    And to the rimmer: “I told you fuckers…” That’s not very lady like, now is it? Just because your covers have been pulled, that’s no excuse for that kind of language.

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  105. A cop friend calls it "coke logic" ie it could only make sense when high or strung out or first one then t'other.

    Excellent call. Kudos Kudos. etc.

    Kade Out (cold)

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  106. Only auto-bot moderation on now. Give AK your best. Oh! Wait... don't go there..

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  107. which auto-bot is it? cause I always thought optimus prime and bumble-whateverthefuck-bee were the poojabbers...

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  108. It has been around thousands of years
    It knows no boundaries
    Many a good man have fallen to the wayside trying to challenge its strength
    Its high is intriguing, while coming down is dreadful
    It’s expensive, no matter who you are. It’s not a cheap date.
    Officially, it’s not addictive. Sure is hard to stop, once you start
    Its not as obvious as alcohol or heroin, its more of a slow burn
    Most users deny they have a problem, and can continue for quite some time
    Everybody’s different, some can, some can’t, nobody’s immune to its affects
    If you’ve got the fat sack, you’re the man. Once it’s gone, not so much

    More questions answered:
    Why does Sir Lego of Wigsville talk about banging girls, but goes home alone everytime?
    Answer Coke
    Why is GN freaking? Why did she do this in the first place? Why does she even hang out with Lego my stringy legs?
    Answer Need I say more. I have no proof but then again I don’t need any. Acne, chapped lips, bad hair, greasy appearance, idiotic behavior, can’t hold still, no job, no wife (or girlfriend), no home, no real friends, unrealistic goals, poor personal appearance, poor hygiene, bad breath, a lisp to die for, delusional, demented and unrepentant about anything he’s done or said. Classic signs (the size of a billboard) of an unpleasant ‘habit’. I’ll wait patiently for someone to prove me wrong.

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  109. Who, pray tell, is 4chan?

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  110. Artiholocs AnonymousAugust 28, 2009 at 11:51 PM

    What do the btards at 4chan have to do with any of this? I would think even they have better things to do than be even remotely concerned with the Kade Coke Gang.

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  111. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg&feature=related

    and BTW- moderation at kadeopolis is ON once more.

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  112. Some time ago I challenged anyone to name even one redeeming quality that wig-o-lego has. (The answer “…his dream” = dead kitten.) Also, I asked if anyone could verify that “Why is everyone calling me Lego Wig hair” has ever had sex (excluding solo).


    After 2.6597 weeks;
    The score remains…

    Redeeming = 0
    Dead kitten = 1
    Verification of sex = 0

    This is not looking good for the ‘interlocking plastic blocks used as toys for children and are what his hair looks like after mom cut it’ guy. No one will even lie for him? Not good at all.

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  113. what about the ex etc.?

    I mean if he has truly had lady friends who he has slept with- so be it, truth is one thing, making shit up about him is something else.

    Perhaps actual relationship ex-es are too embarassed to come forward, seeing what kind of mobile apocalypse of bad publicity AK has become in some quarters.

    I do not know.

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  114. @You Have Lost... agreed. I think we can all safely assume he has had past relationships with women (and possibly one man, if sources are to be believed), although if I had been one of those women I sure as hell wouldn't be admitting it.

    So it does seem a rather sophomoric attempt at humour to be questioning whether he has ever 'had any'. I would rather just hear about confirmable stories and have the freedom to post without fear of being moderated. Sorry.

    Also, totally put on my lollerskates when I read the comments over at Kade's blog. Apologies for going there but I was bored. Yeah, I wish you asshole admins would stop calling me! Baahahahaaa!! What a bunch of jerkwads.

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  115. All I asked for was any verification. There has been none. One redeeming quality? Kent tried, didn’t float. So there's a zero also. As for the dead kitten, Mike Honcho reamed that fag a new asshole quickly. (Calm down Homo’s, I didn’t mean it like that). His so called ex’s aside, shouldn’t there be at least one person who would be willing to admit to having done the nasty (or at least seen it) with “toy blocks on his head”. Especially after all his tales of conquest? “No one has done more, or better”. In reality though I have the answer to every question concerning Kego wig. COKE. (Been there, done that.) I’m not judging. But my eyes are open and it’s all very clear now.

    Noto? Is that you?

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  116. Not Noto, sorry, just a bored Aussie lass :) Noto is hilarious though, so thanks for the compliment.

    Yeah, I agree too that it would be nice to hear from any of his exes, just as it's nice to hear from *anyone* more closely involved with him than we are. Thus, reading posts from Mike Honcho et al make my day.

    I can safely say that there are a few exes of mine whom I would not confirm any kind of past relationship with, even if it was to assuage any homosexual rumours about them. I've no doubt there are women around who feel the same about Kade.

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  117. @ Kudos at 1:42 AM

    No offense taken, Boss! We're cool.

    -A homo

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  118. Sophomoric attempt?…that would be me, without a doubt.

    But I find it a reasonable question (has he had any?) when you consider his self imposed drought. And if you believe (as I do) that most of the imposter comments that used “virgin” as a derogatory word were in fact from Kade…

    I’m not trying to legitimize my comments, don’t need to. I think they’re valid.

    I can’t deny being sophomoric though, so sue me.

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  119. @ bored aussie lass...

    "I've no doubt..."

    I don't know how you can be so sure. I have only what I've read on his blog and this one to go by. So far, I can't see why anyone would want to have sex with him, lots of issues.
    I'm just saying...

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  120. @ Kudos - No, I love poo jokes! I would never deny anyone the right to submit college humour. All's I was saying is that until an ex actually does show up and confirm or deny, there doesn't seem to be much point in speculating.

    But I think in this case we can safely agree to disagree. Never meant to cause offence, so huge apologies if it was inferred that way. I really shouldn't have said it in the first place.

    The great thing about ths site is that we can discuss it freely without wondering if our comments are gettng through or not.

    Frickin' love it!

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  121. I have ‘fell off the wagon’

    I went to the devil’s lair.

    That parody (as per kego) picture is great. Nip Tuck claimed responsibility and set the record straight as to its intended meaning. He severely beat Kego down. A true master at his craft. Kego missed it by a mile, as usual. The clover/cumming cock is some funny shit.

    I trying to get better, I was weak. Damn you Kade.

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  122. You have been targeted by 4chan.

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  123. I am not really getting the whole being targeted by 4chan thing, firstly since it's from an unregistered coward, and secondly because isn't 4chan just a drifty forum full of the usual suspects? Anyway I am sure a future issue will reveal all.

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  124. @Dr. Engine
    You are so clueless it's painful.

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  125. @Rimmer - that shit is SO cash.

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  126. AK's next post is going to be about death and the amazing legacy he is going to leave.....

    DJ AM from Dusk passed away last night so you know Arthur will need to make it all about him.

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  127. Where should flesh escape? A mad draught who somewhere cages
    afternoon is every festival. A basis had paced. Count me.
    My abandoned pupil between the verdict and the song was
    forgetting this error-focussing abyss who may sacrifice carbon.
    The recent mask that freight gets to circle are the minutes.
    Two useful miles continued to smile. Ether began. The harmony
    during the communion's explanation that every thick sheep
    sank was her lane. To recreate me, strike air. Because they
    cared to climb like crafting, double airs-greeted hutches
    worked to stare. Fame trains this, but algebra is blackening
    the bear who votes. Chance was carbon. When twin forward
    closets as cheap as the effort focus, why have you spoken?

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  128. You know things are babshit crazy when Ms Buckshot is sounding like the voice of sanity and reason (see 8:46pm above).

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  129. So where and when is the big legowigkade reveal? To promise and not deliver would be fraught with peril for the milling audience will turn, unforgiving, upon its media succour when the soma is not provided... lLooJ1

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  130. Good morning JS ;)

    I agree, when Babs starts being the voice of reason, we have problems. :)

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  131. Anastasia, that was my first thought when I heard the DJ AM news. They'll probably ask Arthur to take over Dusk now. Maybe he'll give the eulogy at the funeral and then head out to party right afterwards!

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  132. For those of you who want to make sure you don't end up with an impostor here please create a google profile (or any other profile that requires a password) and post under that. Yeah, an impostor can use your name, but everyone will know that an impostor is doing that since he/she won't have access to your account password. One of the reasons I'm glad to not be posting on cock gobbler's site any longer. Well, except for the posting of this link.

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  133. Not that anyone ever bothered to steel my identity and call me a basement dwelling hot pocket eating virgin...

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  134. What is a hot-pocket anyway? Is it like a pop tart, gone bad?

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  135. I just googled hot pocket and came across a picture of a "philly steak and cheese" (how strangely appropriate) flavour pastry covered slice of god knows what in a cumb looking cheese sauce.

    I just sicked up a little in my mouth.

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  136. In: Bing
    Out: Google

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  137. Thunder, thunder, thundercats, Ho! Thundercats are on the move, Thundercats are loose. Feel the magic, hear the roar, Thundercats are loose. Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thundercats!

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  138. Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team.

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  139. @A-Team
    Mr. T---is that you?

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  140. This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

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  141. Is the hot pocket a delicacy or a supermarket freezer item? The link doesn't come through for me as clickable and I can't be arsed typing it in since I can't right click it either...

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  142. The hot pocket and delicacy should not be used in the same sentence...

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  143. @ I rim,

    Enlighten us, what is "The American Court of Justice"? Where is it located?

    Unlike Chad Boonswang and Brett Perloff, I am real attorney who knows more than a little about the law. Yet, I never have heard of "The American Court of Justice," except from those who know nothing about the practice of law.

    Please explain how this site will be taken down or removed? Perhaps you are a brilliant legal theorist, but I seriously doubt it.

    Perceived misogyny and/or racism are not illegal. In fact, they are protected, as is parody. As for defamation, even the thought of a claim is laughable. Have you ever been involved in a defamation suit? The success rate of defamation suits, particularly involving website, is almost non-existent. Believe me, Kadyshe's site is far more questionable on all of these matters than this site.

    I'm telling you, Boonswang and Perloff are not exactly respected attorneys. I wouldn't trust any advice they give. Perhaps you should consult a real lawyer. But, don't take it personally when he or she laughs at you.

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  144. @Mike Honcho
    Imposter posting under my name, knucklehead.

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  145. @ 4chan

    We have been targeted and received a taste of what precisely. Four posts of lorem ipsem crap. Is that it?

    As a bunch of people who regularly plough through Arthur's sub-moronic stream of consciousness, it's just water off a duck's back to us.

    Not exactly a sustained denial of service attack is it? You're going to need to try a lot harder.

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  146. @Jew Steel: It's just Doug being butthurt.

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  147. Doug probably did run to 4chan for help but everyone knows...4chan is not your personal army

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  148. 4chan is not your personal army, and they'd be all over a douche like Kade so fast it isn't even funny. I've always thought 4chan and Kade should meet.

    For the foreigners, Hotpockets are microwave pastry-type things that will burn the motherfucking shit out of you regardless of what precautions you take. You will also feel sick after eating one (but none of this will stop you from eating the next one, particularly if you're drunk or high)

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  149. Frankly if Doug or GN or whoever think that using 4chan is a threat, they ought to bear in mind that it was 4chan that made lolcatz and rickrolling famous. Legowig & his sidekick Legotits will go, quite possibly global, at which point they may as well give up, as their reputations will be well and truly trashed. As a strategy it sucks the balls in your heart.

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  150. I really don't think the Kade and Kang show is lulzy enough for 4chan to bother with quite frankly.

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  151. I pity the fool who is impersonating the A Team.

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  152. They have targeted his site as well. It could be 4chan, it could be anybody. If even a small group of people decide to spam this blog, it will be ruined if we do not have more administrative oversite.

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  153. There will be no moderation as it goes against the reason we started this site.

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  154. Deleting spam is not moderation.

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  155. Nice try, I rim GN Kang--oops, I mean anonymous, we'll wade through the spam, no moderation needed thanks.

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  156. It's funny that arthurkade's site is getting spammed? Maybe a counter attack by a reader of this site?

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  157. Instead of deleting spam, let's create a "siding" and park it in there if it gets bad.

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  158. shit she disappearedAugust 29, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    Hahaha Chad G. Boonswang hahahahaha. Say Mr. Boonswang, can Kadypshits borrow your name when he goes into gay porn? I don't think he can come up with anything better.

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  159. Jew Steel's big gay brother used to date the heir to the lego fortune. I'm wondering if they're still in touch and whether he could have some of these printed up for me.

    http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/03/27/welcome-to-lego-thes.html

    If that fails: I'm making one of these to say "Laying Pipe"

    http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/legocard

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  160. @ Jew Steel 8:18

    don't forget "Chocolate Rain!"

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  161. Kevin Brueck thanks legowigkade.blogspot.com for helping Episode 1 of The Journey. Wants to know if Episode 2 should be acting coach or car

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KawDbE93_Tk

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  162. @ i rim

    GET. A. FUCKING. REAL. JOB.

    - the russDUDE

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  163. @ 8:54am Anon

    I missed Chocolate Rain the first time around, so thanks... that is "awesome" unlike Art's amazing adventure.

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