We've been wondering for a while what Kade Style really is... certain things come to mind off the top of my head, but I'm not sure what the best example is.
Sucking off trannies in the bathroom to score cocaine?
Being almost 32, getting your hair cut by your step mom, and being widely mocked?
Carrying around cheap "slogan" t shirts in a paperbag as your luggage for a weekend?
Youtube videos displaying mental retardation proudly?
Spending $$ for botox but overlooking a horrible, crooked nose with a big ass bump?
Tell us... let's see who can best capture what it really means to be "Kade Style". Post your thoughts in the comments.
8/23/09
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Putting clean cloths on a filthy floor, then wearing them and hitting the clubth. Now thath Kade Thtyle.
ReplyDelete"Kade Style" is being the starking contrast to actual talent EVER.
ReplyDeleteI just got back from seeing Inglourious Basterds, which has some of the best acting in a very long time. Obviously, the cast consists of guys who look Jewish-American. I think of Kade being in this film, and it makes me throw up in my mouth. When you actually watch really talented people, it just further impresses that Kade will never, ever ever ever be in a good movie, ever. He will never, in eleventy billion years, be recognized for doing anything good, because he's just not talented.
As far as I can tell, Kade style means doing it in an absolutely average manner without self-awareness, humility, perspective or ability to punctuate. Additionally Kade Style should incorporate the concepts of "mooching" "poor personal style" "halitosis" and "completely delusional."
ReplyDeleteThose with wikipedia accounts should add legowigkade.blogspot.com into his wikipedia entry - just under external links. That should spread the word for shit she disappeared and mike honcho.
Kade Style = thinking you are somebody when the reality is you are NOBODY!!!
ReplyDeleteKade Style is also unfortunately a trait of many of the Russian immigrants in NE Philly......I don't miss them.
this didn't get through moderation but I was hopeful:
ReplyDeleteLets entertain great orators
with ingenious giraffes
do overs take credible open microphones.......
watch out Metal Haiku, there's a new poet in town ;) if you enjoy this you will love what the first letter of each word brings
Dennis Leary Summed up Kade Style years ago:
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Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don't know
(SUNG)
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh). No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
(oh yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
NAAAAH!
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
(SPOKEN)
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers! And when I'm done suckin' down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the American flag and then toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a God-damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words--nuclear fucking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin (Hey) and Sam Peckinpah (Hey) and a case of whisky (Hey) and drive down to Texas (Hey, Hey, Hey)
(Hey you know you really are an asshole)
Why don;t you just shut up and sing this song pal.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
A - S -S - H - O -L - E.
Everybody, A - S - S - H - O - L -E.
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung Achng Tum Chng Fum Afung Fung Ooh
(SPOKEN)
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it!
Anyone notice he hasn't posted since Friday? The coke and the RedBulls must have caught up to him. Kade style is wearing t-shirts ten years out of style and carrying then in an Acme bag.
ReplyDeleteI think it's more succinctly captured in a different Denis Leary joke (same special though)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd like to do some cocaine. I'd like to do a drug that makes my penis small, makes my nose bleed, makes my heart explode, and sucks all my money out of the bank
Well unfortunately twitter started up and shuts down the belief that he may have ended his misery. I guess we can only hope one of his 'girlfriends' is controlling the tweets (such a gay word like Arthur) right now "Kade Style" for the wishful thinkers.
ReplyDeletehttp://legowigkade.blogspot.com/2009/08/kades-players.html?showComment=1251069467386#c2087289204927017196
ReplyDeleteKade Style:
ReplyDeleteGetting splashed by the liquid that collects in the back of a garbage truck and calling it the hot ass balls ass new scent of the summer. Then blogging how everyone was looking at you because they wanted to know what hot ass balls ass new scent you were wearing. When they throw up as you pass you blame that on the bad tacos they just ate. KADE STYLE!!!
Kade style means severe delusion, attention seeking, atrocious style and a complete lack of humility.
ReplyDeleteIs he seriously looking to be in US Weekly? Such trash.
ReplyDeleteKade Style is generally being such a clueless fucking braindead geek that you think wearing a shirt that says "I'm here to lay pipe" with a wool fedora is actually aceptable in clubs you are getting bottle service. It's not acceptable anywhere for fuck's sake!
ReplyDeleteYo, everyone needs to check out Kade's Players...
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Anon @ 5:38 above added some info and it looks like a lot of good info.
@Anon 5:38... THANKS FOR THE INFO!!!
http://legowigkade.blogspot.com/2009/08/kades-players.html?showComment=1251069467386#c2087289204927017196
Wow Arthur is a moderating shit eater!
ReplyDeleteOn this pic: http://arthurkade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dsc01996.jpg
I simply wrote "nice beak" and he didn't approve it.
I suggest people copy/paste that on the comments of Art's blog just so he definitely reads it and can not sleep tonight because of the fact that we now know everything and are getting closer and closer to the final puzzle pieces of this douche.
ReplyDelete@Husky...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the idea. He's been moderating me and not letting ANY of my comments through, except one that he removed my e-mail address from, so I know he's reading them. I just commented on the same photo...
Nice beak, Toucan Sam.
Somehow I don't expect to see it, but I do expect it to drive him ever closer to his eventual break down.
hah yeah that too.. but I meant comment on any blog of his with that list of players. Bound to drive him nuts!
ReplyDeleteholy fuck that nose is impossibly huge. you could land a plane on that shit
ReplyDeleteYeah seriously! The winter olympics will only need him for skii and snowboard jumps.
ReplyDeletenow we know where the sphinx's nose ended up
ReplyDelete@Husky... I also posted that link. :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd just added this, but don't know if it'll make it to the greater web...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Arthur_Kade#Exposing_Arthur_Kade_For_The_Fraud_He_Is
Hopefully it goes through for the safety of our children and future generations.
ReplyDeleteIf Kade was a rapper....
ReplyDeletebeaky beaks
lispy woods
acne ack
pipe laya
stank mouf
sir lisps alot
supa unemployed
notorious lego W.I.G
btw, just checked again and he finally approved the beak comments even though it didn't show that on my side at first. He can really poke someones eye out with that thing!
ReplyDeleteNO NO NOTORIOUS
ReplyDeleteTHE WIG
THE WIG
UH, UH
NOTORIOUS
LE - GO
W - IG
Man goes to psychotherapist.
ReplyDelete"What seems to be problem?" psychotherapist asks, ignoring obvious.
"Feels like world cold, uncaring place where everyone else does better than me. Feels like there'll never be love or place for me in this terrible world."
"Solution is simple," psychotherapist tells man. "Visit Arthur Kade's website. Hilarious self-delusion covering inner alienation and terror sure to make you laugh."
"But Doctor," man says with tears in his eyes,
"I am Arthur Kade."
with apologies to Alan "Alan Moore Knows The Score" Moore
yo yo yo
ReplyDeletekade ya need a wig ya dig
my man ya lookin like toucan sam
all up in the bus yo breathe be dangerous
hanger on you make a bitch move to Israel
Rob Thomas can't believe this shit is-real
Saw you up at G and you was actin like you was money
but you ain't got no honey, the girls all think you funny - lookin
that's why you can't get no booking and even GN's lookin the other way, cause it's yo last day, at ameriprise and now the haters rise above the
silly censorship that you employ,
in yo - funky fresh jeans
and you itty bitty dreams
are crushed by the ill,
thats illadelphia, the bodybuilder
said no to douchebag rapping and hits
when you on his squatrack
so now you don't go back
to the same gym, cause you puss
you little wuss.
Kade Style means two things:
ReplyDelete1. Desperately seeking the affirmation that can only come with being in USWeekly.
2. Really really really hating women. A lot.
Yesterday's post back up--with all comments gone. He problably copied/pasted it from this site.
ReplyDeleteKade Style is copying comments from another blog that exists to destroy you, to your own site.-
ReplyDeleteKade Style is taking the low road in a gloriously entertaining fashion.
ReplyDeleteKade Style means embedding cryptic homo-erotic lines into your diary entries about getting chicks.
ReplyDelete"So I was blowing through the room when I spotted this hole girl coming on me fast and furious. I played it cool, rimming my beer bottle; I wasn't looking to go down to her, but her coming to me showed she had balls."
Kade Style:
ReplyDelete* Being so insecure and unsatisfied with one's life that although you are 32, you must frequent flava-of-the-month clubs so people will "notice" you in your poor attempts to be a socialite. (not even sure if being a socialite is a good thing either) Will pay $20 for a watered down Rum&Coke. Puts camera in women's faces to hide the shame of being gay. (not that there's anything wrong with it - being gay, ya know?) Chops his "dinner" on a mirror in the bathroom.
* Bad hair, bad clothes.....no trend setter here!
* Mommy and daddy didn't love him enough. Therapy hasn't worked. So now, he idolizes himself and can't get past the abandonment issues.
* Degrades everyone. Objectifies women because in actuality, he wants men and hasn't come to terms with this yet. (it's ok, it doesn't hurt ass bad after awhile!)
* Can't speak, can't write, can't dance, can't box, can't throw a football, can't shoot a gun, can't benchpress, can't act and above all....can't accept himself.
Or, to put more plainly, Kade Style is doing ordinary mundane things and just tagging it as if it's extraordinary.
ReplyDelete"Eating this bologne sandwich, Kade Style!"
"Logging onto my computer at work, Kade Style!"
"I just drank a beer at Dusk, Kade Style!"
Kan such fantasy ever be harmless? If so, good. But in the Kase of Kade I Kringe whenever enKountering it beKause it is all done with a total lacK of irony and Konsequently Kreeps me out Kompletely.
ReplyDelete'k?
Kade style is when your 'fans' are the people who take great pleasure in mocking you....and of course simply being an absolute fuck face!!
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