From the Mouth of Arthur Kade: Belated Birthday

Here's Arthur's latest post, which he probably had the time to bang out on his low-level Blackberry Curve while taking the bus to NYC to attempt to get a "principal role" (his words, not ours) in a trailer for a tv show pilot. Yeah. We're like "WOW!" too! We guess that we will never again hear about this audition, just like the dating show, and various other low-level garbage he has auditioned for before. Word of advice Kade: Stick to being an EXTRA. And Kade, when are you finally going to recognize that everyone in LA was, is, and will always be laughing at you?

Behold, more Kade garbage:

I had a minute before my audition for the casting part for the potential pilot the potential amazing pilot that is being created, but I wanted to wish my BFF out in California a “Kade Style” 40th Birthday shout out to Kent Osborne (One of my biggest celebrity fans of “The Journey”, and friends with other celebrity fans of mine like Rebecca Romijn, and we should all grab lunch when I am out there. As Gordon Gekko would say, “Talk at You”) at The Cartoon Network (Which everyone will remember was the beginning of the domination out in LA that officially turned it into KA, and made me realize that I need to be bi-coastal). Looks like you had a great time at the birthday (Couldn’t make it due to scheduling difficulties with my people and Team Kade), but next time I’m out we will I will make sure to throw a 9 or 10 your way, and we can head over to My House where they will treat us like Royalty.

Here is a video of the audition I’m about to own, and a picture Kent’s friends drew for him showing how popular I am in “The Biz” (i think they did an amazing job depicting my body and build), and the influence I have at major networks like The Cartoon Network.