8/24/09

From the Mouth of Arthur Kade: Belated Birthday

Here's Arthur's latest post, which he probably had the time to bang out on his low-level Blackberry Curve while taking the bus to NYC to attempt to get a "principal role" (his words, not ours) in a trailer for a tv show pilot. Yeah. We're like "WOW!" too! We guess that we will never again hear about this audition, just like the dating show, and various other low-level garbage he has auditioned for before. Word of advice Kade: Stick to being an EXTRA. And Kade, when are you finally going to recognize that everyone in LA was, is, and will always be laughing at you?

Behold, more Kade garbage:

I had a minute before my audition for the casting part for the potential pilot the potential amazing pilot that is being created, but I wanted to wish my BFF out in California a “Kade Style” 40th Birthday shout out to Kent Osborne (One of my biggest celebrity fans of “The Journey”, and friends with other celebrity fans of mine like Rebecca Romijn, and we should all grab lunch when I am out there. As Gordon Gekko would say, “Talk at You”) at The Cartoon Network (Which everyone will remember was the beginning of the domination out in LA that officially turned it into KA, and made me realize that I need to be bi-coastal). Looks like you had a great time at the birthday (Couldn’t make it due to scheduling difficulties with my people and Team Kade), but next time I’m out we will I will make sure to throw a 9 or 10 your way, and we can head over to My House where they will treat us like Royalty.

Here is a video of the audition I’m about to own, and a picture Kent’s friends drew for him showing how popular I am in “The Biz” (i think they did an amazing job depicting my body and build), and the influence I have at major networks like The Cartoon Network.


69 comments:

  1. this guy is such a clueless loser.

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  2. Um--you can't be "bi-coastal" if you're broke.

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  3. LOL - in the youtube video he says he had to go into Starbucks to do some "blogging work."

    What kind of work??? Oh, you mean copying horrible comments about you from our blog and pasting them to you site, because you are a loser that cries when you don't get attention?

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  4. I may have set the record for getting blocked by Kade on Twitter. I got the sign up e-mail from Twitter at 7:04pm EDT and at 7:40 I'm already blocked. Well, unlike Cock Gobbler I accomplished something today!

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  5. did a dude that can bench press Russia just utter BFF about a guy he barely knows

    Christ. What a power bottom

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  6. Does he not realize people stare at him because he walks around talking into a fucking camera all day? Anybody that walks around with a camera gets attention...

    How do you spell POWER BOTTOM? KAY AYE DEE EE

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  7. I can't even click the Twitter thing on the right to read his Tweets. Man, this is fucking great. Quite obviously Lego Wig is starting to break.

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  8. MC 900 Foot - you can't click the twitter links? You should be able to.

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  9. I Love It When You Call It The Journey
    (Sung to the tune of "Big Poppa" By Notorious BIG)

    To all the Philly 8's in the place with style and grace
    Allow me to waste
    these theatrical wishes
    Arthur Kadyshes
    Who rocks blogs
    and moves in with his Step Mommy
    The back of G
    Sippin' Red Bull is where you find me
    The back of Cosi
    lookin for work is where you find the
    Mad modding actions
    No passion
    That's why they laughin
    But they just can't quit
    Because one of these haters
    Still got to creep with (S.S.D.)

    Deep lisp
    Keep the same clothes on why not
    Why blow up my blog
    Cause me and Doug not hot

    Now check it
    I got Acne and in the bed
    Believe me sweety
    My parents made me so needy

    Know me I'm just greedy
    I got no friends, stupendous
    Fans are all haters, true fuckin haters

    Jump in the toyota
    and cumb ova
    With a Kadeberry
    I got the accutane by the tree

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  10. @Jesse - my god, that was dead on!

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  11. jesse,

    absolutely histerical!

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  12. the post below this "outs" all of "Kade's Players" ... good stuff. great tips.

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  13. Pretty funny, but this blog here has 13 responses and his blog on his page has ZERO so far. Looks like it's working...

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  14. FUCK! there are 4 now and one is Shit She Disappeared... gotta get him over here.

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  15. First off, Kade/Kang/Ron Hansen is just cutting and pasting those responses over to here.

    Second, let them do it!! it takes them a lot of time and energy... it means they have to continuously read our blog, copy stuff, paste it, and then moderate their own site. It means they need to be checking in throughout the day, every day.

    We have lots of people writing/commenting, so the work is spread thin... for them, it's only a small crew. And just by keeping this blog up with open commenting we are doubling or tripling their workload. Compounding that is the fact that their page views are dropping and they don't make any revenue from their site anyway.

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  16. Hey--they copied by comment and posted it over there...

    Hi GN!
    Fuck you Kade!

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  17. Amen. Keep those little faggots busy.

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  18. Sorry--*my* comment

    I can't think of anything sadder than copying negative comments about oneself and posting it in your own blog.

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  19. This is way too funny. What a pathetic little boy. Kent was fucking with you Arthur.

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  20. We shouLd Encode everythinG we write with this blOg address. WIth a bIt of effort and Game we can Kill off the lAst of his posters anD hE will die . But it takes LOnG to do, it iS Pretty much well wOrTh the Effort . COMe on team legowig!

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  21. One thing he can't copy and paste:

    Talent,
    Real Fans,
    Page Hits

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  22. Hey dipshit

    Copy and paste this
    http://siteanalytics.compete.com/arthurkade.com/

    Down you go

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  23. before you feel proud of yourself, my site got over 150,000 hits last month

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  24. HAHAHAHAH

    LEts GO team lego WIG. KADE can BLOw Gn kangS male PrOsTitute and get Cum On his Mangina

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  25. 152,712 in July
    128,384 in June

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  26. Ha what have you done bitch, nothing
    You're 31 and live with your mom
    I'm 25 and I make mad cash
    You never did, you're a liar.
    And even IF you did, look at your pathetic ass now
    You're Nothing

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  27. Hi Art! DIE ALREADY. Copy and paste that, you waste of carbon.

    If you're going to go to all that trouble, at least let SSD know we're here.

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  28. OK, if you leave something that totally hates on him or his family, it'll go through. If you mention this site, not so much.

    That's beyond fucked up, Artie. You should get all your therapy money back, because that shit did not work.

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  29. Last name only . . . like A-Rod?

    A = Alex
    Rod = Rodriguez

    Meaning a combination of his first and last name.

    I think Temple wants their degree back.

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  30. I think I'll just write a comment and [www.legowigkade.blogspot.com] start inserting things in the middle. It will take a lot of work to cut and paste around that. It will make all these comments poison.

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  31. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 24, 2009 at 7:11 PM

    L Kadyshes E is G a O shit-eating W monster. I G D O T B L Why O on G earth S would P a O radio T jockey D be O wasting T her C time O with M this.

    Fuck you Artee. I don't need to meet you to know I hate you.

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  32. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 24, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    Yo, Kent - Happy Birthday.
    If you're down with the lego wig, let it be known!

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  33. He's copying www.legowigkade.blogspot.com and pasting www.legowigkade.blogspot.com like a www.legowigkade.blogspot.com motherfucker.

    Seriously www.legowigkade.blogspot.com sad www.legowigkade.com FUCKFACE.

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  34. Kadypshits, comments don't count when you it yourself. But you're kinda used to doing yourself by this point, aren't you?

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  35. you I have L no I fans C so K you G can't N have K a A biggest N celebrity G fan S i A totally S dominated S this H balls O ass L comment E .

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  36. He noticed me!!! Arthur Kade knows who I am!!! OMG!!! Amazing things are going to start happening RIGHT NOW!!!

    [Translation: I think I'm just about the most harmless of people who have offered critical comments concerning AK, but somehow I managed to get dumped by him on FaceBook.]

    FB was handy to know when there was a new post by assface. Any chance that the excellent folks running this site could get something going on FB?

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  37. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 24, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    Shit - he Lreally E is G(legowig.blogspot.com) OtakingW theI timeG to DOT copy, Bedit, Land OpasteG allS of Pthese Oposts Tover to his site.

    Fucking idiot. Really.

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  38. We need to get Gaydar Love over here too, his comments are pretty damn funny.

    Oh yeah, Happy Birthday, Kent!

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  39. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 24, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    Old copy-paste Kade.

    Dirty, stinky, dumb old copy-paste Kade

    What are the voices inside your head telling you to do "Kade-Style" now, unloved, lonely, old, ugly copy-paste Kade?

    Aging blogger, stupid and demented, be careful with all those copies and pastes! You might end up developing job sklls (copying and pasting)

    At least you're notsubjecting anyone else to reading your barely semi-literate ramblings, old copy-paste Kade.

    Did I mention you're old now? Old, unattractive, untalented. No skills, except COPYing AND PASTEing

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  40. Gawker has another Kade article up today - we should leave the url in comments.

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  41. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 24, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    @anonymous - just did. Awaiting moderation.

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  42. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 24, 2009 at 8:49 PM

    It just occurred to me that this is one big conspiracy. Kade was a viral marketing scheme, and legowigkade is in on it. [legowigkade.blogspot.com] You guys all planned this all along, to suck me into your insane world of Kade-hating Hot-Pocketness.

    Well-played, media conspiracy

    I'm working on my neckbeard as we speak

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  43. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 24, 2009 at 8:59 PM

    http://gawker.com/5344577/it-would-be-great-to-mate-me-with-a-black-or-asian-girl-and-see-what-happens

    that's the link [legowigkade.blogspot] to the Gawker article, if y'all want to comment there

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  44. HAHA, which admin made that message you get when you right click on this blog? That is awesome!!! I laughed out loud, literally, when I saw that message... (I was right clicking to open the comments in another tab on my browser)

    A++++ for you!

    This blog rocks. Kade, go hang yourself.

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  45. @ Drew -- I think someone from here already made a facebook page for this site... I'm not sure who or what (I'm one of the other admins).

    Also, no need to EVER go to Kade's blog... all the parody, comments, and photos will be here--we'll give a unique, honest, and hilarious spin on all of cockgobbler's horrible blog posts

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  46. Kade Style = being almost 32 yrs old and spending 2-3 hrs per week copying highly negative posts off someone else's blog and then posting them on your own site to make it seem like anyone gives a damn.

    PS, Kent Osborn is the man for fucking with Kadyshes

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  47. I love it when 100 people who don't know each other unite for a common cause. Spontaneous creation. Facebook page! - fucking awesome.

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  48. Cindy - hmm, I LEGOWIG think you may be KADE right re conspiracy BLOGSPOT. Fuck! COMe on, legowigkade.blogspot.com you wouldn't do that to us, would you? What is the world [legowigkade.blogspot.com] coming to when you can't trust the internet?!

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  49. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 24, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    Oooh, that right-cick feature is very tasty, but I hope you realize Kade uses a Mac when away from his Kaids-berry (because he is so elite). Not much right-clicking going on there, and I'll bet Kade isn't a power-user, hot-key kind of douchebag.

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  50. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 24, 2009 at 9:27 PM

    Oh wait, I forgot - legowig.bogspot.com

    Douchebag!

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  52. Wow Art, you're really [legowigkade.blogspot.com] cleaning house over there, huh? Must really suck to have to read every one of your [legowigkade.blogspot.com] comments so diligently. Not that you [legowigkade.blogspot.com] didn't before. Gotta be careful [legowigkade.blogspot.com] though.

    Anyhoo, enjoy the copying and [legowigkade.blogspot.com] pasting. Fuckstick.

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  53. Arthur - if L Kent E is G your O new W bi-coastal I BFF - how G come K you A don't D know E that DOT his B birthday L is O August G 30th?!?

    You S could P have O saved T this DOT ridiculous C post O for M next Monday, and then it truly would have been belated.

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  54. This just in. We've been trying to post this blog address on Kades vids and Kevin Brueck saw it and sent a message....

    kevinbrueck has posted a comment on your profile:
    Hahahaha, I love how Kade is marking your comments as spam. Keep up the good work guys:)

    And be sure to check out my page for my mocu-mentary web series "Arthur Kade: The Journey".

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  55. That's friggin hilarious that Kade is spending the time to copy posts over to his site to make it appear that people still post there...

    Looking forward to the next chapter in Brueck's series!

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  56. @Jesse - Just LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM freakin' LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM brilliant. LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM I LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM really LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM loved LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM your LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM post. LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM You LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM rock.

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  57. And Arthur: LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM You LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM suck LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM ass.

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  58. phlem voice, mouth spittle, coke crust


    disgusting


    Arthur's the type of dude where if he did get any part/contract/payday he'd fuck it by over celebrating and fucking up the gig

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  59. LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM Arhur: had to do some "blogging work" LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM ... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM Sucker! LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM We own you, monkey. Well, us, GN Kang, LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM WOT Marketing and Ron. Sucker. LEGOWIGKADE.BLOGSPOT.COM

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  60. Ok, I'm not very puter literate, but now I cant click on his 'comments' section at all...?
    comes up with 404

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  61. @tamra -- it's not you, it's Lego Wig and those who control him. He's probably cutiing and pasting comments from here en masse. I would venture to say it will be back up shortly, with all of our comments from over here magically posted (and cleaned, edited and just changed altogether) over there.

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  62. Dance Lego Wig! Dance!!! Hurry! Are you posting our comments, sucker? You better hurry jack a**!!!

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  63. FUCK YOU ARTHUR AND CREW

    looks like we're getting to them
    :

    'ArthurKade

    This person has protected their tweets.'

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  64. @ Nadda

    Legowigkade.blogspot.com

    I saw that too. Fuck him.

    Legowigkade.blogspot.com

    @ Tamra

    Legowigkade.blogspot.com

    Nice to see you here.

    Hangin'

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  65. What does it take to get a 72 hour evaluation in the state he lives in?

    If we can get an order he will never be released or at least thrown back in if he doesn't take his meds.

    Hangin'

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  66. haha this is hilarious guys, well done! get this guy's goat, he's a total moron.

    - "you're a hopeless tool"

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  67. I love how this site already has a bunch of comments! How long did Artie's take to even reach 50?

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