8/26/09

Razor infomercial... Arthur's living the dream!

How many A-list celebrities get the chance to star in their very own infomercial and watch chicks shaving their legs????  Only one, our very own Arthur.  He truly is changing "The Biz"........getting high fives from a director??  having him say your name???  You rock AK!!!

So while DoucheBoy is running around saving the Gen Pop from their daily "miserable disgusting lives", attending Britney Spears concerts with all the other 14 year old girls and admitting he has no balls in his pants, we will be here.  Wondering exactly how many parenthesis does one run-on sentence really need.

Here's the latest post from El Lego Wig, including 2 videos that were filmed by GN Kang of Wired 96.5:
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While sitting at Rouge tonight, I was speaking to a very successful and amazing doctor who deals with all of the famous tennis players like Federer (Who I consider the “Arthur Kade” of tennis), Roddick, and Nadal, and we were talking about my career, and he asked me what he thought was my biggest strength in an arena around where almost everybody around me fails, and I said, “Outside of everything you see before you (My looks, handsome nature, and Rugged charm), it’s “”That I don’t really give a shit”", and he smiled, and responded, “That’s good, because Once you “”Give a shit”", then you’re dead in the water”, and I laid back in my chair, reflected on a crazy ass successful day on set and week so far, and said, “I really don’t give a shit, because I win no matter what because I am REAL and GENUINE.” He was showing me pictures of all the travelling he had done, and I said, “You’re a man after my own heart” (He was living an Arthur Kade existence with all the travelling and the adventures), I get to live my dream for a living, and it’s the best”. People all around the world are using me to change and inspire their lives, and there is nothing in the world that will ever stop the Kade Train from changing, “The Biz”, and giving it a much needed overhaul, and once I look it at “The Biz” as a business, and not my next conquest, then “I am done”, and can retire to St. Tropez to sleep with Russian Model 10’s all day (I have never really dated that many Russians, but think the girls are the most beautiful in the world besides Brazilian and Cuban and could see having my first wife be one).


That has been the beauty of “The Journey”, taking a great looking guy who all he did was give a shit his whole life about what everyone around him thought and wanted (Although I still lived that celebrity life that no one else ever has besides a few that are “A List” celebs that had a but more money, but not more fun), and realized in the last year that he is the The American Dream, and that he can go for broke and “Not Fail”, because there has never been anything like him, there has never been anyone like him, and nrver will be again, and his goal will be achieved no matter what, and the Gen Pop Will watch and no matter what their opinion, they will cheer for a modern day superhero like Batman who is running around protecting the innocent from their daily miserable disgusting lives, and once I forget that “The Journey is about not just one person (Arthur Kade), but millions who are watching, then it’s lost it’s value.


While on set today, I got to work with one of the most up and coming directors in “The Biz”, Jim Nicholl who did “Mulberry Street”, and he had me featured as a Deputy in a scene in his movie that one of the PA’s called a “Post Apocalyptic drama about Vampires”, and it was the first time I had worked on a horror film, and I think that may be a genre that I want to fip my feet in once I’ve knocked out a couple Platinum hits, and it was probably the most fun set I’ve worked on to date. The AD called my look “Perfect” and “Menacing”, and I got “High Fived” by Jim several times because he said, “We killed it”, and I am sure that I left a lasting impression with one of the most up and coming guys out there, because he remembered my name (He said, “ARRRRTTTTHHUURRR” when high fiving me), and the movie stars the young kid, Colin, from Gossip Girl (A show I was featured on in May), and a girl who was in The Craft, and now me.
I am off to NYC again today to audition for an infomercial for Women’s razors (Non-speaking but will feature my body while a girl saves her legs, and I can kill this role because girls that I have dated always shower with me probably wanting to see my body naked and envision Sly Stallone from “The Specialist” when he uses Sharon Stone ((Who was a 9.63 in Basic Instinct, and if her boobs were a bigger would have been a 9.8 because she is one of the most “Smart Sexy”, and has the best “I will fuck you on the sidewalk” looks in “The Biz”))), and I received a call from the agency and the woman said, “I remembered you from like 2 months ago when you submitted on NYCastings.com, and you weren’t right for that project, but I think you could fit this one”, and I thought to myself, “How many other working actors who are on the verge of Super stardom, and rising celebs, have the impact that I do where casting agents remember their face after a few months?”, and that’s when I remembered that’s what make me, me.


I am also deciding if I want to go the Britney Spears Concert tonight at MSG, and whether I should have my people contact her publicist for great seats for me because I’m sure her team would want me comfortable, a Britney Concert is a great place to pick up girls (I will be writing about my top places soon).


“Balls are not what you have in your pants, but what you have in your heart”….Arthur Kade 08/25/09


Here are pictures from set and pics and videos from my night out at the fashion show at Union Trust Steakhouse, and Rouge:



168 comments:

  1. So I can come post here and cunt lips isn't going to c.e.n.s.o.r every/thing i write from now on?? Awwwww....snap!!!

    TEAM NOTO JUST SWITCHED INTO THE NEXT GEAR FOLKS!!!

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  2. Takes hat off to Team Noto - where ya beem bro?

    Hangin'

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  3. LOL!!!

    Arthur mentions director "Jim Nicholl" as "one of the most up and coming actors in "The Biz"

    Guess what? That's not even his name! His name is Jim Mickle!

    Arthur, it might be best to focus a little bit more these days when you are on the set as an extra. You're trying to so hard to get your foot in the door, and you can't even get the director's name correct!

    Let's see how long it takes for Kade to read this post and update his own blog with the correct name...

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  4. You go right ahead and "fip" your feet, Artie. Have fun at the Brit-Brit show you ball-less loser.

    Hey Noto, good to see you.

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  5. I PLASTERED this latest post of Cock Gobbler's with the true Brand... www.legowigkade.blogspot.com

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  6. wait till the drunk chick wakes up today and remembers she was in one of his videos......guaranteed she never drinks again.

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  7. We really need to absorb the new quotes he's including by himself, about himself (don't OTHER people normally quote people, not themselves?)

    "Balls are not what you have in your pants, but what you have in your heart"

    Seriously, completely dumb.

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  8. I'll say it again...I want to chop off an orangutan's head, hang it from Kade's erect penis and have his father fucks its face.

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  9. Re: "Caring" Blog Post

    Team Kade,

    Roger Federer isn't the ArthurKade of tennis pal, Roger isn't a douchy, rapey looking, dick loving, ball gargling fuckface. He is the pinnacle of his sport and possibly the best in the world at what he does. I was gchatting with TJ yesterday and commented that there are over 195,000 SAG cards in the world, you don't even have one of those. TJ commented that owning an American Express Platinum card was probably more exclusive than being a member of SAG, which I informed him there are approx. 95,000 in existence. So please explain to us how the fuck you think you and Roger are even in the same zip code, let alone ballpark, let alone on an equal playing field, friend?

    Team Noto

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  10. @ Hangin and Hellkell...

    I've been around, just got tired of posting on AKade.com and having nothing get through, it was seriously annoying. Why have a blog that allows comments and then censor every comment??

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  11. Kade must be asleep at the switch.

    MC's posts still there...

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  12. MC 900 did an "amazing" job posting this site over there. Also, someone else with an alter has been working hard doing the same, but I don't want to blow their cover.

    To the doubters, we have an "amazing" group here and the most tallented peeps behinde the scenes. A lot of great things to come. Be afraid Arthur, be very afraid.

    Hangin'

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  13. Thank you for doing this site! Fuck Artie and him moderating comments. Big smooochez to those who are working this site!

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  14. So you were talking to a successful doctor--who was living an Arthur Kade existance. What does success have to do with you? With all of the travelling? Sometimes you take a bus to New York.
    "First wife?" Is it even possible for anyone to be this much of a dickhead?

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  15. "Balls are not what I have in my pants, but what I have in my mouth." - Arthur Kade

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  16. Real men don't wear skinny jeans.

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  17. @Team Noto !!!! Welcome!!!! Glad you're here, sir.

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  18. If you really dont give a shit cause you always win why do you chew your nails have man acne, and are loosing you hair. I will tell you why STRESS cause your whole life you have been a loser. Mommy and Daddy gave you away as a kid, and you see a shrink cause you will never be happy with who you are or how you look.

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  19. Arthur - we know you give a shit, or else you wouldn't moderate your comments, Ass Hat.

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  20. I love this place. Ron Hanson and WOT own kade, Artie have you been to Ron Hansons Mommy and Daddys house where he lives.

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  21. Gotta love the second and third to last photos on his post:

    http://arthurkade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/m12.jpg

    http://arthurkade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/m11.jpg

    I mean seriously, he can't even rotate them? He obviously knows how to use Photoshop to some degree since he's so clever with blurring out his hideous acne.

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  22. I still don't buy that anyone owns him or put him up to doing that site. What would WOT Marketing gain from this site?

    Arthur is selling nothing, he's making no money from the site, nobody knows who he is and those that do hate him. What could anyone possibly stand to achieve financially from a blog like that?

    Even if - and this is a stretch - this is all one big joke, I feel that in hindsight Arthur will be viwed just as badly as he is now. Who wastes this much time on something only to have people hate them and be made fun of? Who exposes their acne, Accutane usage, chewed up fingernails, etc. to any actual gain?

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  23. Does he really blurr out his acne with photo-chop. Despirate

    Hangin'

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  24. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    @MC 900 Foot Douchebag

    This is just fantastic. You have a great blog running and I'm excited to see so many of the classic Kade haters around. Looking forward to this.

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  25. I'm curious to know if he lived with his mom's mom or his dad's mom. What kind of asshole ditches their only child with their dying mother so they can go live the single-life? The selfishness of such an action is truly astounding and gives some insight as to what "bred" Kade.

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  26. shit she disappeared,

    We tried for days to get you over here!

    So many hints, Kade was not only editing out any reference to this site that we put in code into messages, but he also for the last few days was COPYING comments from this blog and pasting them onto his.

    Purely pathetic!

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  27. SSD, we been tryin to get you over here since this blog went up but he blocked us all. Then he posed as us so you and others thought we were still there. The bitch.

    glad to have you on board, dude.

    Hangin'

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  28. shit she disappeared,

    Go back and read all the comments from "Moc" from yesterday. I was trying to get you to translate the french and find your way here!

    LOL

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  29. Kade wrote:
    it’s “”That I don’t really give a shit”", and he smiled, and responded, “That’s good, because Once you “”Give a shit”", then you’re dead in the water."

    --
    I think maybe this is his way of saying he doesn't care what we're doing? If so, here's a newsflash: Kade, you're already dead in the water. That awful monster like face, that mossy hair, that mutant nose, those bloody lips, the swamp breath, the mouth spittle, the chicken legs, oh, and the inability to act well at all. THAT is why you are already dead in the water pal.

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  30. Love this blog. Can anyone tell me if adding a blog to your RSS reader will add hits to that blog's counter? Kade is on my reader now, but I'll happily remove him if I find out I am supporting him!

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  31. @shit she disappeared...

    I can't take credit for starting this... that was Hangin' at the Legowig. I'm just trying to help anyway I can. And if that means plastering a link for this site on every website that makes up the web... so be it.

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  32. @shit she disappeared !!!! OMG! You're finally here! Welcome, welcome, welcome.

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  33. how does ak even copy the posts here? i've tried to copy some of the websites ppl have posted and i get that funny message. i can't even select text adn copy it that way. how can you even copy from here?

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  34. Roy "Muscles Galore" ZimbrazioAugust 26, 2009 at 8:25 AM

    Anonymous @ 8:23,

    Looks like they prevented anything from being copied. Until around yesterday afternoon you could still copy the comments. That's when Kade was doing exactly that.

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  35. @anon 8:23am - you can do it via blackberry which is fucking tedious . . . unless you're all coked up.

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  36. I can't even read these anymore, they are so disjointed.

    Oh, and hey Kade, if you're so enamored of tennis, I assume you'll be attending the U.S. Open since it's right there in NY, right? What's that? You can't afford tickets?

    No worries, faggot - I'll be there for the semis and the finals as I'm good friends with Mary Carillo - in excellent seats. I'll be sure to send you a picture, you asswipe.

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  37. @ Roy,

    haha, that's great. also just wanted to clear things up... I used to work for the same firm as ak. he was actually pretty successful there but rumor had it he would just spend every penny he earned adn then some. I left before he did so I cannot confirm this, but I heard he did NOT get laid off. Don't get me wrong I wish he did, he sucks balls. But he actually sold his practice for a fair amount. Nothing huge that you would go retire off of, but something in the solid 6 figure range. Again, i had already left at that point so maybe someone else who worked with him can confirm the amount.

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  38. Viva la revolucion!

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  39. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHRISdude???? I refuse to support unless the DUDE's here.

    - the russDUDE

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  40. Hey I can't take any credit either, it was Lego Wig Kade who started this. I am trying to help out any way I can. Posting this blog address as much as I could till nut smack blocked me from his site and his utube vids, I was doin well.

    Not sure how you cracked the code on his site, MC but good on ya.

    Hangin'

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  41. And a big "Welcome" to Team Noto. My hero.

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  42. "...and the Gen Pop Will watch and no matter what their opinion, they will cheer for a modern day superhero like Batman who is running around protecting the innocent from their daily miserable disgusting lives..."

    1. Let me share the collective opinion of the entire world Arthur, just so you're clear: we think your are an awful, mysogonistic, egocentric, ignorant, uneducated fool who has misplaced priorities and clearly loathes himself to such a degree and has so little self esteem that he seeks it from anyone, anywhere, any time. We think you are sad and pathetic, when we aren't laughing at you.
    2. Protecting the innocent from their daily miserable disgusting lives? Project much, Artee? Ask your therapist what this means... of course, your therapist may just be taking advantage of you like everyone else in your pathetic life, and won't bother to tell you the truth, so let me go ahead with that: all of the anger and negative feelings and comments you have about people you consider to be common and below you are actually feelings you have about yourself. Thus, it is your life that you truly believe is miserable and disgusting. And you would not be wrong about that, Lego Wig. You would not be wrong.
    3. "I am also deciding if I want to go the Britney Spears Concert tonight at MSG, and whether I should have my people contact her publicist for great seats for me..." The voices in your head are not "your people" - they are delusions.

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  43. Whoops! Sorry Lego Wig... giving the props to the wrong guy. Don't know why I messed that up.

    I think I might be mentally disturbed... 8 of the 36 comments on Cock Gobbler's site are mine. And all 18 pics have been posted on by me. I may have to have Lego Wig Kade (our one - not the cock gobbling one) analyze me for mental health issues.

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  44. And go ahead and repost that message, Artee. I dare you to post it in full, without edits, coward. But you won't. Sad, sad lego wig monkey.

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  45. Arthur! We already have 45 comments today, while you have 36. Only 36. Awww... and we all know that most of those are you, loser. How does it feel to be crashing and burning?

    And an infomercial! You got a stand-in part in an infomercial! How balls-ass, hot-ass "amazing". I'll be sure to look for that at 3:00 a.m. between the Snuggie commercial and the Tony Robbins DVD commercial.

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  46. Weee hah- how amazing that this site is in existence, and even better that it won't be moderated by a spittle flecked rape eyed psychopathic dicksmoker.

    Will be great to watch you folks speak without moderation.

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  47. I cannot believe he is not removing those posts. Did crash from all the coke Arthur? Sleeping till noon is ball ass domination!

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  48. @ArthurKade so you're saying you use performance enhancing drugs and no one respects you?7:01 AM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to ArthurKade

    @BrendanCMooney i am the barry bonds of "The Biz"
    6:59 AM Aug 25th from web in reply to BrendanCMooney


    HAHAHAHAHA

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  49. Those "Moc" posts were fucking hilarious. How pathetic is it that Artie was too dumb to figure out their meaning? Hahahaha

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  50. Come on now guys, what struggling Hollywood actor hasn't bragged about non-speaking roles in infomercials, extra work and shooting a trailer for a pilot? What rising celebrity hasn't gone 6 months without getting laid, has adult acne, a lisp and a nose job gone horribly wrong?

    Oh....none of them? Really? Ok then, carry on.

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  51. Still hatin on The Kade??
    Get over it.

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  52. The Moc posts on his site are hilarious.

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  53. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    @ Mr. Vomit

    Haha, now the clues make perfect sense. I can actually speak French, so I was really puzzled that someone seemed to be leaving a coded messages in Kade's site. I have been so busy with work that it never occurred to me it would be you guys trying to get in touch with me.

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  54. Epic. Waste. Of. Time.

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  55. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    @MC 900 Foot Douchebag and Lego Wig

    Quick suggestion: How about starting a classic comments series? It would be great to see some sort of hall of fame for the best Kade put downs. That way no one would have to visit that coked out baboon's website to read the killer old material produced by some of the former regulars.

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  56. I just went back and read the Moc comments... holy shit that is not only funny as hell, but genius!

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  57. Le Cosmonaut has shifted orbit to Legowig.
    Who, or more succinctly, what makes a comment such as "balls are not what you have in your pants, but in your heart"? Jeezus. Or in AK's case, balls being what's in his face.

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  58. Friends,

    From as far away as an African Zulu tribe, it is possible to join your efforts to achieve your dreams. I am very glad to have your praise. We are a humble people but I must run now and circle the village in traditional victory costume to let my people know that our reach extends very far, far to America with the Internet Web.

    Respect,

    Moc Topsgolb Edakgiwogel

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  59. funny as hell and fucking great


    Arthur, people HATE you

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  60. Moc, if you know Large African Child, please stop by his village with a T-shirt with a catchy slogan about ping pong or chicken wings and a note letting him know that the Kade tribe relocated.

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  61. Good job guys!!!!

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  62. I was an occasional poster on his site. Not anymore! Fuck that mutant retard. He couldn't act with any emotion if you held a gun to his head.

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  63. Small african Child knows. He took the next flight here and was able to post on the Cherry thread. I greeted him there and filled his belly.

    Hangin'

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  64. Wow, no moderation, no Doug Slifkin, no neckbearded, hot pocketed imposter bullshit....this blog is like a warm bath I tells ya! Although to be honest I'm a little sad, you guys are the Lennon to arthur's McCartney, but I know why it had to be done. Kudos!

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  65. That blond woman in the video was 1) hammered drunk 2) on coke..

    Fuck.. dude listen to me.. no matter what a drunk nutjob says about you in a bar..

    YOU ARE NOT GOOD LOOKING..

    Antonio Banderas is good looking, Andy Garcia is good looking, George Clooney is good looking..

    you are not on their level at all.. perhaps you are thin.. which is good.. and if that is all it takes to be good looking then yes.. you are.. but outside of that you look like garbage..

    I know a guy who is 50 lbs overweight,bald and ugly.. and i've been out with him and have had girls tell me they think he is "Cute" and "good looking"

    Just because a few people (with no taste) think you are attractive.. it doesn't mean empirically you actually are..

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  66. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    Comments like Moc warrant the creation of a Hall of Fame. We can't throw these jewels at a swine like Kade. They must be preserved.

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  67. Holy shit! He's Enormous is here also. I feel like I just put on an old shoe. Ahhhhh....home again.

    I really think you should open the Kade Cliff's Notes here to crowd sourcing. They could be cleaned up and have a whole bunch of new shit added. There are some clever writers visiting regularly - a lot better than I am.

    I stopped visiting AK regularly a while ago, so I'm sure I missed a while bunch of idiocy. I was just lucky to see the Lego Wig comment on my twice-a-month trip over to see if he was still alive.

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  68. It occurs to me that these little boys are giving cocaine a bad name. Used properly, it is a great drug that can keep you up a couple more hours when you're beat.

    Used improperly, well...you end up acting like Kade.

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  69. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    @ Matt Beauchamp

    I never imagined when I wrote the lego wig comment that it would become this popular. I don't think I can come up with anything that will top that.

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  70. My tribe thank you for this. We have yearly legowig ceremony in your honor every 1.2 lunar year.

    small African child

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  71. Something tells me that when October rolls around, we will hear nothing about this trailer for a pilot gig that Arthur confirms as his "first principal role."

    I just can't stop laughing that to Arthur, that was enough to say that the "journey came true in 5.338382343 months instead of a year" because of a role in a non-union, filming on nights and weekends trailer for a pilot that probably has as much chance as most other things of this nature, and that is a snowball's chance in hell. In his mind, the show has already been picked up by a network, and he's already won an Emmy for it.

    I mean, for someone who aims so high, who only does stuff at the absolute most amazing level known to man, considering this part as proof that the journey succeeded is certainly pretty low level if you ask me.

    It's like a kid who dreams of winning the biggest swimming race in the world, but gets excited and brags about simply putting his toe in the water.

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  72. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    I believe that a plausible explanation for Kade's raging insanity are the hair products of his step mom's salon. His cheap ass rapist dad has enough legal bills to handle as to shell out for the good stuff. Arthur's probably had his head washed with chernobyl brand russian shampoos. This would also explain the mutant nose and the leper skin.

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  73. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    Guys, now that you have effectively cut down comments on Kade's site by more than 50% I think its time to plan the final blow: take away his Roadkill advertisers. You would leave Kade shirtless and in the edge of total misery. In a few weeks he would either be homeless or in gay porn (how funny would it be if the "pilot" he is shooting was a gay porn and Kade didn't realize it until shooting began?)Both would be an incredibly satisfying conclusion to "The Journey" (damn it feels good to not be moderated)

    to leave him shirtless. You should get that awful Roadkill company to sponsor this blog instead of Kaids.

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  74. Wow, the last comment got me thinking. Maybe the reason Arthur and his father are not closer is that he didn't knock up his first. Papa Kade couldn't teach him the family business!

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  75. @shit she disappeared...

    Funny that you came up with the legendary Lego Wig comment and it took you so long to find us.

    Not for nothing but does anyone know how many pilots are shot each season with KNOWN actors? I don't, but I do know it's (to be technical) LOTS. And the amount that make it to air? Not many. Cock Gobbler is shooting a TRAILER to HOPEFULLY lure someone into putting up the money for them to shoot an actual pilot. IF they manage to get someone to THINK about putting up the money that man/woman could very easily say, "I think you have a solid idea here, but we need a big name to sell it. I've got David Schwimmer on speed dial, lets see if he wants to do the pilot." THAT would be the best thing in the world. Bye bye Cock Gobbler.

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  76. My village shaman has cast a pox on the evil "Journey" site. Or prayers have been answered. Thank you Moc and Father Lego.

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  77. Many time those cast for the pitching "pilots" don't even make it to the real filming. They use cheapo non-union talent to pitch the idea, and then re-cast if it really is picked up. Sometimes they'll tell the cheapo actors that they'll be "considered" for the real film, should it get that far. But they're not guaranteed a role in the big show.

    So the role of Gay Doctor would very well be recast by someone talented and good looking.

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  78. suineg a si com

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  79. Oops! I must have posted at the same time as 900. Sorry! Same idea though:)

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  80. Wow, I honestly never thought I'd see something like this, but you guys are DETERMINED to knock this guy down prettttty hard.

    I'm down with the get down, I'd rather give this page the hits and comments than feed his corny ass ego.

    TNG

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  81. Large African ChildAugust 26, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    Hello Father Lego! I would like to submit for the Hall of Fame the following comments which caused large tears of laughter to stream down my large African cheeks:

    Blue from Cosi (Fame)
    Vadgepass (My Day at the Cartoon Network)
    Tom Hanks (the one where he tries to Jewish girls to kiss)

    Also, will there be any delicious Lego Kade t-shirts?

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  82. Large African ChildAugust 26, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    tries to get two Jewish girls to kiss.

    Sorry. My chief gave me an iPhone. Hard to type!

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  83. To all of you, please remember:

    No more comments on arthurkade.com. NONE. Don't even go to the site to read the comements.

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  84. Hey ya'll: it's so awesome that you got the anti-Kade site up! :-) I posted a couple of times as "D.J." on the Site That Shall Not Be Named, and I'm so glad to not have to support anyone or anything profiting off that pile of filth while still being able to get my fix!

    As an aspiring actor and stand-up comedian who's actually doing the legwork of auditions, classes, casting calls, open mic's, extra work in crappy student films, etc., Kade and his "celebrity for celebrity's sake" ilk really make me angry.

    Keep on kicking ass, guys!

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  85. Guys, he's bragging about going to a Britney Spears concert, seriously?!! Laughs all around!

    "I'm sure her team would want me comfortable..."

    Kade, Britney's "team" doesn't know you and wouldn't give two shits about you if they did. You think being in a trailer for a pilot is going to impress them? You think the failed speech therapy classes are going to impress them? What about the extra gig on Gossip Girl where you appeared on screen for all of a split second?

    You total idiotic waste of space. The only way you're getting good seats at that show is if you somehow get your hookup from GN Kang like you always do. She's got a ticket, you're good for the ride. You couldn't pull any weight yourself if your life depended on it.

    And, finally, a quick moment to remind you: YOU ARE A 32 YEAR OLD UNEMPLOYED MAN WHO BRAGS ABOUT GOING TO BARS FOR A LIVING. Grow up or get the hell out of this country.

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  86. Oh My God. You guys rule! I wondered if anyone was going to actually go out of their way to start a blog, and it came true.

    MoronKade has got to be crying now. Someone said he was copying comments and pasting them on his blog? What a child!

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  87. @ Matt Beauchamp...

    Good to see you back, brother. Don't know how much you've been up on this train wreck/abortion in your absence, but Kade is spiraling out of control faster than anyone had predicted. After only 5.7845 months, he really believes he is an actor and people recognize him. It's like watching Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind BEFORE he realized he was schizo...

    Always Coca-Cana...

    Just to dispel a rumor, Kade is not currently abusing blow. You have to have money or suck cock openly to be eligible to abuse that substance. Kade, on the other hand, is not well off. As well, he only sucks cock in the closet...which is also considered a "bedroom" by the person who he is renting from. Kade is so broke he has to drink water and stick to bread and appetizers at most of the places he's seen at. Why do you think waitresses serve him in dirty glasses and shit? Cause he's a lousy tipper? Well you'd be a lousy tipper too, even if you gave 20% on a $9.37 check at a nice restaurant. That's what a bowl of soup, glass of water and some bread costs at most Rittenhouse restaurants. The "sliders" he was referring to in the last video from Rouge are actually the jizz-bombs his boyfriend coats his esophagus down with on a nightly basis before ripping his asshole red, raw and bloody.

    Team Noto

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  88. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    @MC 900 Foot Douchebag

    I know! and looking back it was so obvious that you guys were trying to reach out to me through Moc. I want to blame this oversight on my workload but maybe prolonged exposure to Kadypshits godawful writing has made me dumber. Or maybe I wasn't that smart to begin with.

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  89. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    @Team Noto

    I always suspected that Kadypshits was more of a glue huffer than a cocaine addict. But as I've said before, those mutant nostrils of his would make him the perfect drug mule. Roomy enough for big loads and gruesome enough that officers who routinely stick their hands up strangers' assholes would puke at the thought of touching them.

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  90. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    By the way guys, now that we are free to post anything about Kade, I suggest that those who live in Philly try to spot Kade and shoot some video of him. I know I will when he comes back to Los Angeles. I would love to see footage of this Assclown running around in circles in a club.

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  91. If anyone has a lot of time on their hands, they could cut out the (unintentionally) funniest parts of Kade's Youtube posts and compile them into one giant ROFLvlog. You can use Savetube to save a copy of the video (in FLV format) onto your computer, and then use BitComet to convert the FLV to WMV, AVI or MP4. For those of you who don't have programs that can view FLV files, get VLC media player.
    No, I don't have that much time on my hands, but I'm SURE there's someone out there who does.
    Many thanks to the creators of this site for supporting free speech!

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  92. I posted as "Sigh" maybe twice and have been reading this site for months. I have to nominate Small African Child for most LOL's for sure.

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  93. @ shit,

    I think that's a great idea - to just incessantly bug him and get in his face with a video camera and see how he reacts. I'd like to see how he reacts to playing a modern-day Carrie in the scene where gallons of pig blood are dumped on her. Get that on videotape!

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  94. You people are a bunch of idiots. Let me clear a few things up for you because I do, in fact, know Kade:

    1. Kade has an apartment in Old City (Philadelphia) -- the 444 N. 4th Street Lofts. He does NOT live with his parents. Anyone from Philly who saw his video showcasing his apartment can tell that.

    2. He's not braqging about going to clubs, bars, etc. He's video-blogging when he's out -- at places that 99% of the people here can't afford or lack enough social wherewithall to frequent. Stick to your shot-and-a-beer places, folks. The elite places don't want, nor need you.

    3. Kade can be a complete idiot at times, but don't hate on him for expressing his opinions. I hate liberals and the left-wing media, but I don't wish them death. Well . . . .

    4. Kade is nothing more than a guy trying to make it in a unique way -- he's not hurting anyone -- maybe he exaggerates for effect, but who doesn't "puff" from time to time?

    5. Kade is a walking reality show -- just let him be.

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  95. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    @ The douchebag Anonymous

    Hmmm I wonder who this is? It could be that mouth breathing imbecile Chad, one of the most digusting nuggets in the turd that is Kadypshits or b) that tranny trainwreck G.N. Kang. Either way, this is further evidence that the Anti-Kade blog is kicking their gold bricking asses.

    By the way, I'm hoping the administrators can turn the tables on YOU and moderate your comments.

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  96. I hate to break it to you, Anonymous, but it doesn't take a lot of time when you have about 10 people helping you run the site (10 min a day, each) and dozens of people who write all the comments for us.

    Unlike Kade, this isn't our life... we have jobs and we're not desperate for attention... we just let people comment without censoring them and that's what draws people.

    Kade is a retarded, lisping idiot, stop defending him.

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  97. Anonymous is most likely GN Kang or Kadyshes himself.

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  98. @ Anonymous 12:40 PM,

    It figures that someone who "knows" Arthur Kade would defend an absurd lifestyle of constant club hopping and cash dropping at "elite" clubs, and many-times-confirmed Bridge & Tunnel clubs in NYC.

    What does Arthur gain from any of this? Some more slowly-becoming-generic stories, and another night of being approached by tons of hot girls (never verifiable with his creepy photos) that he never ends up sleeping with.

    For Christ's sake, you're all in your 30s - time to start acting like it.

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  99. I'm pretty well-off, I would be willing to give a couple hundred bucks to anyone who gets footage of Kadyshes hectoring women at bars/clubs and spending most of his time alone, trying to make friends...

    If anyone gets video, let me know.

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  100. Hey guys...this is fucking awesome. I post every now and again on hooknose's site but not anymore. great to see all the classics here...MC, Vomit, SSD Beauchamp, etc. nice work fellas

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  101. Nice Lambo in the back at the end of the second video.

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  102. He "puffs" from time to time alright.

    Hangin'

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  103. Why would we censor this site? The whole point of *our* site is to just make it available and let people post whatever they want (unless its truly ridiculous or incendiary or violates copyright).

    We're interested in the truth behind the many levels of Kade's lies. That's it. He puts the stuff out in the public and we take that public info and check it against reality.

    Lastly, the fact that Kade/GN/Ron Hansen comment our *our* site, but we don't comment on his site anymore (except to put our URL there) tells the WHOLE story. We get more hits--a lot more hits--and we have a better "brand". Of course, that's not hard, bc Kade is the dollar store of brands.

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  104. @shit she disappeared
    I agree, totally... Please someone in that area, post some Real videos... what would be good is some footage of someone After Kade had videoed them. Maybe see their real thoughts.

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  105. ^ @Anonymous "5. Kade is a walking reality show -- just let him be."

    Well, you kind of showed your hand there, didn't you? You know Arthur & he is (as we all have suspected) is looking for fame by any means necessary, including serving as the lowest form of human entertainment, a reality show whore.

    Guess what? Many of us not only CAN go to the places Kade goes to, we DO go the places Kade goes to. Don't make assumptions about anyone here, with your bearly veiled insults.

    Kade puts his opinions out there to be evaluated - in his own words, he is "REAL" and "GENUINE" [sic]. Thus, we are allowed to evaluate them. If he didn't want feedback, then he should shut the hell up.

    And, his comments are not "puff" - he refers to women as objects for his enjoyment, insults anyone he thinks his below him (which is almost everyone), and generally walks around with a delusional perspective that he is in some way superior to others on the planet, when he barely has command of the English langauge. He is egotictical, narcissitic and untalented. Is that a specific injury to a person? No, but his perspective is rude, insulting and unjustified, so he should not be surprised when people call him out on his appalling and ridiculous behavior and attitude. As I mentioned before, if he is sensitive to the negative feedback, then he can just stop broadcasting his life.

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  106. And @Anonymous ... yeah. Hi Arthur. Or Ron. Or GN. Whatever.

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  107. "Maybe he exaggerates for effect"

    Are you fucking kidding me?

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  108. 99% sure "Anonymous" is GN Kang. She's the one who makes all those videos of Arthur.

    What a fucking loser.

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  109. That anon comment was not written by Artie, too much command of the English language on display. Probably one of his retarded crew.

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  110. I, too, know Arthur. This “Journey” of his started out as simply a way to document what he was doing — leaving a semi-successful financial planning practice to pursue a dream. Whether the dream is to become a successful actor or simply to become famous, he is doing something that is certainly gathering attention.

    Arthur’s writing is atrocious, the pictures he takes are (mostly) senseless, and the topics about which he writes are so random as to defy any chronology, system or orthodox. And yet people read him. People follow him. People are interested in what he’s doing. But, some say, it’s because he’s such a fool that people like to watch his delusions. Still, I ask you: Who’s the real fool here? The monkey dancing for change or the people throwing the quarters?

    Be that as it may. Arthur’s “Journey” has been likened to a “train wreck” or “car accident” — something so atrocious but one can’t bear to look away. You need only look at the articles/interviews in Philadelphia Magazine, the CBS interview, Gawker.com, Jezebel.com, The Danny Bonoduce Show, Philebrity.com, the pod-cast from Texas, etc. to see what I mean.

    You should note, incidentally, that many of Arthur’s views towards women (hair removal, being inexcusably overweight, poor feminine hygiene, just to name a few) are shared by lots of men — but most guys just wouldn’t dare write it down for all the world to see. To my mind, Arthur is NOT a misogynist — he loves women and would do anything to please the woman he finds worthy. Ultimately, isn’t this what all men want? Sure, he engages in some “locker-room” humor at times, but I think he does it for comedic effect.

    In the end, what I want for Arthur is to be a good person. To be a better person. Whether that means using this blog as a springboard to something greater, or whether he shuts down this site tomorrow, I don’t really care. I just want him to find a way to develop a better character, to better his sense of loyalty, and ultimately, I suppose, to find himself.

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  111. Oh, but don't forget, Arthur's had to make his own vidoes for the past week or so; I guess he can't pay for anyone else to follow him along to NYC or the other random locations he goes to.

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  112. I love this shit

    Listen pal, I go to rouge/G etc. all that shit.. but as any actual mature adult... I do not feel it makes me cool and "elite"

    for fucks sake grow the fuck up.. you fucking nutjobs really live in a fantasy world..

    what I love is that none of his players are super wealthy and successful people.. all just fakers who WANT to be someone important..

    pathetic.

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  113. @Anonymous - I agree, Kade should learn from this. He should come out of the closet, go to therapy, act like a normal person who isn't mean/racist, forgive his parents for abuse/neglect, and stop humiliating himself publically.

    Hopefully he'll work on his character, like you say, instead of making ridiculous "Queen Elizabeth" characters, which only serve to confirm he likes to eat pink meat.

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  114. @ anon 1:06

    Why do you feel you have to help Arthur humanize himself? The need to be humanized by a friend - doesn't that say alot about Arthur Kade as a person. More like animal, as he called himself in a recent tweet.

    Put away the safety net, babe.

    Hangin'

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  115. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    @ the douchebag Anonymous

    Yep, you are that filthy ladyboy tranny that prompted Arthur to undertake his insane journey into hitherto unknown levels of dumbassery and douchiness. You are the puppet master behind Kade's particular Twilight Zone. However, just because you control the world's most amazingly stupid clown doesn't mean you have any weight here. Let me put it in a way that even a siliconed brained "masseuse" like you will understand: You are bottom feeder nobody in this place. What you write carries no weight. Here you are just the flat chested bitch with the lop sided tits you were in High Schol. You are little more than an adornment and no one here will listen to your bullshit. Spare us the rambling and go get Kadypshits another john, the man sure can use the money.

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  116. There's a problem there, though, Anonymous 1:06 PM.

    No woman is worthy of Arthur Kade. He has made that perfectly clear to us over the course of the blog. Anyone over 30 is too old and a failure, anyone younger than 25 is inexperienced. Yet, he has also claimed to want an inexperienced woman to "mold" into the being that he wants. He has made it clear that the ideal woman should be a sponge to absorb any and all changes, customizations, etc. that he sees fit for them.

    Bottom line is, I think he likes guys and is just afraid to come out of the closet. He goes at this whole approach to women like a total novice. Worse than a novice. He's clueless at the whole process. I'd be amazed if he EVER had a girlfriend. Can this be verified?

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  117. ^ @Anonymous, a.k.a. GN Kang/Ron from WOT Makreting ... yes, yes. We are aware of your new strategy at this point. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So now you'll unblock the comments on his site, and relentlessly post here as "Anonymous" supporters of Arthur, trying to make excuses for his ridiculous behavior. This last comment was actually posted on his site yesterday, no?

    Anyway, he is a an egotistical, mysogonistic, pathetic, fame whoring fool. NO real man is so disgusted by women that they would talk about women the way Arthur does. Yes, men - when among themselves - can get a little raunchy. But his comments are so beyond the pale that they reveal his true hatred of women stemming from the abandonment by his mother that he suffered as a child. He disects and rips apart any woman he comes in contact with and none are good enough because he is lashing out and revealing the deep seated anger he has towards his mother - for whom he still feels like he was not good enough. Thus, turn about is fair (psychotic) play.

    He was MOCKED by all of the second rate media coverage he has received to date. I have yet to see someone NOT mock him. So, if that was your goal... well, then you guys got it, FTW.

    And who is the real fool? Easy. Arthur. Because he is delusional and stupid, and we all have lives and aren't nearly as consumed with this debacle as you all seem to be (which included, up until today, monitoring this site relentlessly, copying and reposting comments from here to there, and blocking any meaningful discussion on his blog). Obsess much? Uh huh.

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  118. LOL, today has been hilarious... Kade is shitting a brick up in NYC as he and GN (back in Philly, posting on this blog) try to figure out what to do...

    Maybe they should start a phone conference call with Ron Hansen (marketing EXPERT) to come up with a strategy... LOL

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  119. TattooedLunaChic/VegasGrrlAugust 26, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    To That Anonymous Twat Defending Artie:

    It cracks me up how people like you think you're so fucking important just because you go to some "elite" club or something. It's all just a bunch of fake people trying to impress other fake people.
    I do make 6 figures sweetie, but I'll take a hole-in-the-wall place with a Guiness in my hand, surrounded by real folks ANYDAY over your fake fluff "look at me I need to feel important!", ultra-exclusive, polished up shitholes.
    Bitch....bring me my drink!

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  120. Moc Topsgolb EdakgiwogelAugust 26, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    To friends,

    It is amazing that the Internet Web can send a signal of words across the world and bring people together. When I alerted everyone to a new Internet village "Lego Wig Kade Tribe" for us to gather, I hoped so much that you would follow. And you did friends! To much success, I will treat myself to not one, but two antelope ribs at communal dinner tonight because the tribal chief granted me this wish. When we do good things, we get a wish. Some wish for a new fishing pole, some wish for faster modem, some wish for night in city with French prostitute (frowned upon though), some just want a little bit more wheat and corn to plant. But antelope is such wonderful meal and we caught one yesterday so that is my wish. One extra rib for dinner. When I am done I will smile and join my new friends at the new Internet tribe.

    Final words for you:

    Les stupides meurent des jeunes, et longues les vies fructueuses de phase futées et courageuses.

    Moc Topsgolb Edakgiwogel

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  121. funny as hell

    --

    also, Arthur clinched any final determination of this woman POV when he posted the "sex with it" a few weeks ago


    I've never heard/read anyone short of a serial killer talk like that

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  122. @nadda -- you're so right. "Sex with it" ... and I think he was trying to be vulnerable with that post. But it was just CREEPY. Sex with it. Eeeeek.

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  123. @Anon 12:40

    When the fuck did they move 4th and Willow to Olde (with an E!!) City??? You obviously aren't from Philadelphia and you obviously are a friend of Arthurs because you think saying Old City is cooler than saying Northern Liberties. Tourist. And becuase you and Arthur decide something is "elite" does not mean the rest of the free world agrees: G Lounge? ewwwww. I've been in old man dive bars that are cleaner than that place, not to mention the fact that they water down their liquor to almost nothing.....bottle service included. What happened to Shitbox? Is that place even open any more? Thought so.....

    @Anon 1:06

    What color is the sky on your planet? You think that AK's blog will help him become a better person? It will only help him become a better douchebag because if you'd been following along, you would have realized by now that he believes every piece of drivel that he writes and truly believes himself to be comparative to Jesus, Rosa Parks and the latest, Martin Luther King Jr.

    If you think he is in the realm of the aforementioned persons, then go ahead and cheer on the journey. We here on earth will stick to making fun of the dancing monkey.

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  124. I have this visual in my head of Art having his nervous breakdown. A lot of shaking, a lot of sobbing cellphone messages...

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  125. Le Cosmonaut,

    That would be "a lot of shaking, a lot of sobbing Twitter posts from a cell phone..."

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  126. @ Anonymous kadophile.

    Y'know... No.

    When I originally stumbled across AK a couple of months ago, my initial take was that he was a harmless, benighted nitwit. In spite of his shallowness, adoration of celebrity culture, and crass materialism, I couldn't help liking the guy and rooting for him. After all, I left a successful career and I'm starting off on a new venture, so I could not but help to feel some kinship with the man. And, although hilarious, my early readings of the comments were kind of alarming: why did people hate this poor schlub so much?

    Well, I've come 180.

    I go back and forth on the issue of whether AK is partially or mostly playing this all for laughs, but a few things have become abundantly clear to me. Namely, that his deep-seated hatred of women, the idiotic comparisons he draws between himself and Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, Jr., and his insuperable vanity have got to be coming from somewhere. And that somewhere is a very dark place. Something is very, very wrong there.

    And, in fact, it gives me great hope in humanity that the so-called haters are hating on those qualities of AK that are indeed truly hateful.

    His days are numbered. If I were you, I would get out now.

    XOXOX,

    Drew

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  127. $20 says that in his next post, Kade professes adoration for the just-deceased Ted Kennedy, and somehow finds a connection between them in how Kennedy fought for what is right in the Senate, and Arthur is "fighting for what's right to blah blah usher in the era of the modern actor blah blah blah.

    I'd even bet that Kade calls Kennedy the "Arthur Kade of the Senate."

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  128. Publicly-listed domain name registration info for "arthurkadyshes.com"
    - -

    Registrant:
    WOT Marketing

    312 Harriet Dr
    Perkasie, Pennsylvania 18944

    Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc.
    Domain Name: ARTHURKADYSHES.COM
    Created on: 07-Jan-09
    Expires on: 07-Jan-10

    Administrative Contact:
    Hansen, Ronald rhansen162@comcast.net
    WOT Marketing
    312 Harriet Dr
    Perkasie, Pennsylvania 18944
    United States
    (215) 896-xxxx
    Fax (215) 494-xxxx

    Technical Contact:
    Hansen, Ronald rhansen162@comcast.net
    WOT Marketing
    312 Harriet Dr
    Perkasie, Pennsylvania 18944

    - -
    (Source: www.who.godaddy.com/whoischeck.aspx?Domain=arthurkadyshes.com )

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  129. I would just like to say that this blog is very cool cause you can't get moderated.

    FUCK YOU KADE!
    YOU PATHETIC GAY LOSER!

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  130. Can anyone get a video of Arthur filming himself or taking photos in one of those shitboxes he frequents? I'd love to see some "Meta Kade" in action.

    Also, can you create an entry where we can all say how we discovered Kade? The halcyon days of CarGirl and 'My Boy Blue" seem soooo long ago.

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  131. I still don't believe that Ron Hanson / WOT Marketing have anything really to do with this.

    I think Kade just reached out to a friend with Internet experience and had him register some domains for him. Seriously, I don't think it's anything more than that. WOT Marketing has NOTHING to gain out of Arthur Kade.

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  132. Hey--leave GN alone. Trash AK all you want (I hope he dies) but no hating on GN!

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  133. The following is a great comment posted on Country of Cretins back in April:

    I am ashamed to say I have been reading Artie’s stupid blog since it was brought to my attention about 3 week ago. Matt, thanks for mirroring his post so at least I can say I don’t go to his site anymore. Usually I wouldn’t waste my time reading this type of blog, but the fact I know this guy makes it so entertaining. I always thought he was a tool , but he has raised the bar and should be crowned “World’s Biggest Douche-Bag”. This is one area Artie does excel 125%.

    I know he will never address these questions and I am sure others have noticed the same inconsistencies in his life story. Here are a few I would like to ask, but I know Artie will never respond to these questions.

    1. In one interview you claimed you have been making six figures since you were 19. WOW $100K at 19 that’s awesome, but I thought you played college basketball. How did you handle, school, sports and a full-time job. Your Face Book profile says you graduated from Temple in 2001. I would believe playing at a Div III school, but I don’t think you would even be on the practice squad for a Div I team. If you did play for Temple, why don’t you blog about what it was like take the team to the Elite 8 in the 2000-2001 season. Not the final four, but it has to be more exciting that hanging out in the G-lounge.

    2. Since you blogged about what an awesome financial planner you were. I looked at your profile on the Ameriprise site, http://www.ameripriseadvisors.com/arthur.b.kadyshes, and I noticed you don’t have any of the financial certifications I would look for in a financial planner; CFP, ChFC, CRPC or PFS to name a few. Michel Jordan won 6 championships so I would have thought you would have earned at least earned ONE of these professional designations since you do everything at 125%. I would expect that you would be a CPA too so you fully understand the mundane tax implications. How about a blog post on financial planning? Tell us how you are taking your financial windfall from the sale of you franchise and make it last three years. Walk us through your monthly budget.

    3. In one blog you said for the past 5 years you lost the motivation and inspiration to do your job. You would sleep until 8 or 9 o’clock and maybe put in 25 hours a week, but did just enough to meet client obligations. Please share the secret on how you make 250K a year working 25 hours a week? Maybe you should create a DVD titled “Kade’s Tips for Working Less Making More”. You could wear Richard Simmons’s short short’s as one of you outfits.

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  134. WOT marketing had Kade promoting their race car driver, you know the post when Kade was saying that the driver was his boy, etc...

    Ron Hanson was also pictured with Kade in one of the pics.

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  135. Another great comment from Country of Cretins:

    # Former coworker on 03 Apr 2009 at 1:33 pm

    Allright, so I’ve been watching, reading and listening and I feel like some things need to get cleared up. I have seen this done before but I need my voice to be heard.

    1. Arthur did dominate AMEX for many years, he was in fact a top performing advisor until he got lazy and just cared about banging chicks and who he was going out to dinner with that night and his practice suffered after a while. I would estimate “Kade” has earned on average $150k per year after taxes for the past 8 years. He also averaged speding about $160k. He is notorious for spending money, (although I’ve never seen him pick up a tab) and complaining about $10k Amex bills and how much he owes the IRS. He has never saved a dime. I also believe he sold his practice for $400k, payable over a three year period. This isn’t from “Kade” this is from someone close to the purchaser. The reason he sleeps at peoples houses and steals internet is becasue he is one of the cheapest people in the world when it comes to spending money on important things, i.e. beds, housing, saving and extremely frivolous when it comes to eating out, clothes, vacations etc.

    2. Arthur has always been like this. This is no act, his stories, constant need to one-up somebody and be the self absorbed center of attention have always been his top characteristics.

    3. Despite his arrogance, lisp, rudeness, self-centerdness, and sometimes his terrible odor he’s actually not that bad. Let’s say he is at least tolerable.

    Best of luck Kade, if you get to be famous and make the millions you’ve always felt entighteled too hit me up to be your FA. Biz is booming, you picked a wrong time to get out. Rollovers coming into RAVA left and right.

    I had to throw some quotations in, by the way you really need an editor, you couldn’t write financial plans in decipherable english, why do you think you can be a famous blogger? Weren’t you a com major at Temple? Yikes.

    Your old pal from conshy days.

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  136. TattooedLunaChic is also VegasGrrl?!?!?

    holy shit, this site is awesome!! it's like director's commentary!

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  137. WOT Marketing... with their lacking list of clients and services...

    Quite recently I was approached to actually do a commissioned pilot, the kind Kade has never been in. Thing is, a V8 racing team was ultimately the connection between me and the other people involved behind the camera. The V8 team was sponsored by the usual suspects- liquor brand, etc. and this brand's manager was razor keen to find an alternate online "viral" way to market. In other words, to experiment with having a more or less "fake" blog- after it ran for a while content would then seep in.

    AK is an example of this process I think.

    The moderation then stopping moderation again behaviour does NOT fit someone actually delusional. It fits a corporation trying to manipulate its audience.

    The Arthur Kade phenomenon is nothing more than bioweapon research by dark forces to try and create the AIDS for the internet age. Arthur Kade is NOT real, it's a conspiracy.

    That's what I'm putting my 50 bucks down on.

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  138. That may have been the case in the begining, but I think Arthur went rogue when he got some attention. They tried to get the racing shit in but it was too late. Hope they didn't pay too much for the site.

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  139. Oh, and the only guys I know that would go to a Brittney Spears concerts are very, very gay. Queens as a matter of fact.

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  140. TattooedLunaChic/VegasGrrlAugust 26, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    Kent!!!

    Yes, I am both of those names, and I was also BettyBlowTorch. Ahhhh, I can be free now.....
    Good to see you on here too sweetcheeks!

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  141. TattooedVegasTorch!!!

    Wow! Good to see you too! I was Large African Child, Old Man Who's Not Good With Computers and How to Write Like the Imposter.

    Hooray!

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  142. LMAO that Arthur's "supporters" always say the same thing. It makes it so apparent that it's always either Kade or his mom (oh wait, not his mom since she doesn't give a shit).

    I especially love the "all men think this way, he's just daring enough to say it, like the sex in the city chick". All men don't think this way--only the unevolved do. And it's not funny like in sex in the city because it's "stereotypical" behavior for male characters--it's not shocking or surprising, other than that someone so clearly DOES NOT want to have sex again ever and hates everything with a vagina, likely because of being abandoned.

    And that we're ridiculous for watching?? Please! We watched Britney shave her head, we've watched Scott Baio and Danny Bonaduce grasp at the straws of fame, we've watched the Hogan family implode, we watched ANNA NICOLE SMITH...we'll watch anything.

    Monkeys dancing? FUCK YEAH! An abortion mixed with a train wreck smeared onto a website every day? FUCK YEAH!

    We love watching. Especially crazy people and/or people doing immense harm to themselves in the name of comedy. It doesn't make us good people, but it DOES make us more productive than some 32 year old unemployed turd bragging about bottle service and filming himself acting like a cheese-loving, X-eating Queen Butler from England during the day. Shit, half of us are probably getting paid to read the turd's smears since we have jobs and all.

    The funny part is that once another dancing monkey has caught our eye, Kade's future is ruined and we're continuing on with our lives and enjoying our new dancing monkey.

    P.S.--anyone can get into those shit ass clubs. You're not special for paying too much for overpriced liquor and somewhere to sit. It's really pretty pathetic and desperate for people in their 30s. Most of us did this shit between 18-25.

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  143. ....still concerned, regarding previous diagnosises about drooping eyelids, and persistent nailbiting.

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  144. Do you guys control the Arthur Kade facebook page? Thought it was him but he posted a link to this blog today....seems kinda strange that he would do that.

    Anyone know?

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  145. He has convinced himself that we are "fans" and is so fucking deranged that he misses the negativity of it. ie, ball ass crazy.

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    Come root for G-N!
    I'll be there!

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  147. how great would it be to have some anti-GN/anti-Kade banners and chants at those "games"?

    I'm thinking "KADE SUCKS KADE SUCKS KADE SUCKS" everytime GN is spotlighted or featured


    not that those Friday Night games could be any tolerable at all. who's gonna go to that shit?

    frauds like Arthur I suppose

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  148. If this is turning into an anti-GN site I'm switching sides. I'll take all of you fuckers on!

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  149. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    hahaha Kade has a new post up and there are only five coments, two of them advertising legowigkade. Watch closely ladies and gentlemen, Artzit Kadypshits will lose whatever is left of his feeble mind. The only thing that drives him crazy is that someone garners more attention than him. Watch closely, we may be on the last leg of the journey to the mental institution.

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  150. GN Kang looks like Mr. Potatohead
    Marissa Rosen looks like a chubby beaver suffering from premature aging.
    "Mish" looks like a transvestite from Transylvania.
    Lindsay Furman looks like she uses cum as a hairstyling product.
    Sabrina Strickland is just balls-ass ugly. Fake titties didn't even do her any favors.

    Any Kadettes that I missed?

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  151. @SSD...

    Let the admins here take care of getting Kade's shit up over here. Don't go over there for ANYTHING. We're trying to destroy any little traffic he has left.

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  152. If you think G-N is less than a 10, you're lying or a fag.

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  153. shit she disappearedAugust 26, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    @MC 900 Foot Douchebag

    Oh I was just curious to see how the new site has affected Kade's dump. I have a suggestion. How about the administrator starts posting the number of comments on each of Kade's posts. Just for a little while, so the rest of us can have a laugh at his decline.

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  154. GN has a gigantic head and a flat face. Sorry dude, not my thing.

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  155. Wo ist mein Handy?August 26, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    I posted the link to this site on his Facebook!! and he left it up? Brill! Just doing my little bit for the cause.

    xxx

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  156. With respect to WOT marketing... Ron Hansen, the guy who "owns" it (if you can really own a business that doesn't really have clients or revenue...) lives at home! Yup, another 32 yr old living at home. WOT marketing is also based at a home address...

    WHAT A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS!! hahahaha.

    Kade and his crew are total losers. Now they're getting exposed. Hilarious.

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  157. Anonymouse from 1:06 literally just made me dumber.....how many times are they going to say the same "defense" over and over? I honestly feel that they have 5 "defense" statements ready to be copied and pasted and generally applied to anything.

    It isnt that most men think the same way as arthur - yes we all want hot tranny bitches with fake tits, no curves, and just happen to cling to anything resemblimg a pole (has to be gold or silver plated), but we do so in an understanding manner, nor do we make ourselves out to be huge shouldered greek/russian/jew/italian gods. I feel like Kade walks around thinking he is fucking Kratos from God of War (shout out to ma n!gga Kratos....you be rocking motha fuckaz in rome and shit on my ps2 son!).


    Anonymous, you and frodo douschbaggins need to go back to your shire.

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  158. GN - you would be a terrrible terrible person to ride face with.......

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  159. @ GN Kang (regarding your anonymous post from 1:06 PM today) what do you mean by the sentence that "Arthur would do anything to please the woman he finds worthy" ???

    1) Arthur won't "choose" any woman... he would choose a man. Everyone knows this, even his ex's.

    2) Oh, so he's only going to be people who are "worthy"??? LOL, first off, AK is scum, who is he to judge other people? He's an unemployed 32 yr old. Second off, being nice to everyone is the way to be. Judging people and then being rude/evil/malicious when you don't even know them? That is something only for a fucktard like Arthur Kadyshes.

    Nice attempt at defending Kade, Kang.

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  160. You want to turn this into an anti-G-N site? Really? Keep it up, you low-life fucks.

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  161. Go rim Ms. Potatohead, you retarded fuck.

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