"Dirty Old Man" (A preview of Kade's future)

Integrity? Honor? To what exactly?!  And Arthur, that "haggard, annoying demographic" is the rest of the world outside your ridiculous sphere of influence. You have quite the way of burning those who are not "elite" enough for your liking. 


And how are those "new, touched up photos" when we've seen them all before? What did you touch up, acne that you forgot to remove with Photoshop the first time around?


Here's the latest from arthurkade.com

Being an amazing man comprised of integrity, pride, and honor (I think I could have made an amazing Marine because of my supreme leadership skills, good looks, and the bond that I create where people who meet me become followers), I have to be able to admit when an idea that either me or The Entourage comes up with ends up being a bad one.  My friends and I had discussed all week about going up to NYC to go the Britney Spears Concert because we thought “There would be a ton of hot, young ass there”, and we could meet some “Un-Jaded” 21-24 year olds who looked at us like gods (The demographic that I am finding my celebrity really appeals to is young girls because they see me as “The Handsome Man”, and probably see a very fatherly quality in me that makes them feel safe), and we could take them out and show them exclusive entrance and treatment at the hottest clubs in The City, and then back to the room for some Good Old Fashion “Kadeing” (My new term for seducing and sleeping with a Smokin’ Hot girl).

We were so excited getting ready to head over to MSG because it would be a crowd that would be so different from the haggard, annoying demographic that we usually deal with, and once they found out that I am an actor and celeb (My friend joked last night that “The Journey” has now become a “Famous noun”), they would probably throw themselves at me and skip the concert, and while we were walking over from The Ace Hotel on 29th, my friend even said, “If this works, we should just go on tour with  Britney Spears and just go to every concert”, and I immediately thought of us being like the guys from “Wedding Crashers”, but just picking up girls at concerts across America.

When we got to the concert, I looked around and saw a bunch of what seemed to be underage girls, and felt like such a “Dirty Old Man” because the crowd was SO young (I am so careful not to sleep with an underage girl because I have read that pedophiles are treated the worst in Prison), and I didn’t see anything that even remotely caught me eye, and I looked at my buddies and said, “There are a bunch of 9’s and 10’s here”, and they looked at me with a weird “You’re Crazy” look, and I joked “I mean 9 and 10 years old”, and we thought that maybe girls had scattered inside, so we decided to scalp some tickets, but the guys wanted some crazy amounts over $150, and I didn’t really have any interest in seeing Brit (Who is a 6.85 on a great day with a dumpy short body, and really Hick face and accent, and I am not sure I could even get hard once she started talking) lip sync , so after a pretzel and a hot dog, we all decided to hit the bar at STK (One of the Hottest Bar scenes in the “Meat Packing” ((I don’t say district because only “B&T” crowd refer to it that way)), and because of the rain, it was empty everywhere, so we packed it in early, and got a good nights sleep, although I had a leader of a table of ugly girls approach me who we think knew who I was, and went in to see what I look like up close (I could tell be her reaction that she was very impressed). 

Overall a dissapointing night, but it got me thinking about The Best Pick Up Places for hot girls:

1) Super-Market/Grocery Store-I always see single hot girls at the super-market, usually after they are done at the gym (I find girls who are still in their workout clothes so sexy, although I would throw them in the shower before sex so there is no smelliness.  Food shopping tells you a lot about a girl because it means they are responsible, they can cook, if you look in their cart you can see what their diet is and if they have a tendency to “Blow Up” because they eat carbs, and most importantly you can see if they are buying on sale (Probably economical, but also could be poor and wanting a Sugar Daddy like Arthur Kade) or spending full price (Could be a professional, or just married or in a relationship) to determine overall spending habits.

2) Church-I love religious girls because they can be the most fun in bed, because they are usually very restarined by their parents growing up, but once you help them unleash their sexual inner demons, they let-loose and do whatever the Kade heart desires, and with anyone I desire it with.  “Church” girls show me integrity and discipline in life, and I love the conservative outfits (I didn’t list synagogue because I feel like girls dress way too conservatively and appear “Rabbi Hot” rather than “Stripper Hot”, but they will usually be down with kinky stuff (Chains, Tie-Ups, and Sex in restaurants) to rebel against their religion.

3) Strip Clubs-I can only date a girl that is comfortable being around other girls, and there is nothing that is a bigger turn on for me than girl on girl action, and any girl that feels comfortable in a strip club and will get lap dances and even bring the stripper home with us is great.  A girl that can kiss or have sex with a stripper shows me that she is confident, wild, intelligent, and “Kade-Worthy”, and will have no problem participating in threesomes at will.  I used to sleep with a stripper who would date her fellow strippers (A couple were even married which worried me a bit), and the environment breeds sexuality and an openness to share, which I love.

4) Book Stores-Every time I walk into Barnes and Noble’s in Rittenhouse, I think about what it would be like to have sex with a random 9 or 10 that I meet there in one of the secluded aisles, and a girl in a bookstore shows me that she is intelligent and well read, or just up to date with celebrity magazines (That is very important to me because since I am a growing celeb that will always written about in media on the Internet and Magazines like Philly Mag, I want her to be comfortable with what the tabloids write about me), and lately I have been into the “Librarian Hot” look (Think Jennifer Connelly in “A Beautiful Mind”).

5) Gym-”Self Explanatory”, although I am not a fan of girls that are “Too Ripped” because they usually have small tits and no ass, and their stomach is too cut, and I feel like I am sleeping with a man.

“My type is “”Models”"”…Arthur Kade 08/27/09 in response to what type of girls I like.

These are new touched up pictures (I think they do an amazing job of highlighting different looks and how great my body looks when in shape) courtesy of Michael Spain Smith (Top Photog in Philly) for the portfolio: