Oldies but goodies.

I don't think any of these have been posted yet, so here ya go. I won't be commenting on his "The Hypochondriac" post because he talks about his ass...and if there's anything more disgusting than watching one of Lispy's videos where his zit-popped, road-worn, spittle-sprinkler face is getting a close-up, it's Kade talking about his ass. Pure sickness.

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More fan art.

I apologize to those who emailed these a few days ago; I have been one busy Wigger. Nonetheless, I present to the Kade Haters some good submissions. After all, we're here for a laugh or two, right? Exactly.

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Outstanding New LegoWig Fan Videos!

We've got to hand it to our fans - they love this blog and love going out of their way to provide us with some entertaining and hilarious videos and pictures. Over on arthurkade.com, he resorts to making up emails that fans supposedly sent to him, or is too stupid to see that actual "fan" emails are laced with sarcasm that his brain is unable to decipher.

It's really amazing to see the work that our fans put into videos like this. Just think, in however long it took to make each of these, more talent and creativity was used than Arthur has ever put into anything in the past 8.JustDieAlready months he's been pretending to be an actor.

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New LegoWigKade Fan Submissions!

We have to hand it to some of you: you have no limits when it comes to showing just how much you hate Philadelphia's most idiotic loser. We've gone through quite a few submissions in our inbox to bring you this great assortment of artwork. And the video... damn, great work! Let's see how/when Kade posts this to his site and says that he found it on a tabloid site. News flash you ugly bastard, it was sent to us, not you, and it's making fun of you! Enjoy!

Click for larger (if the above isn't gross enough for you)

This image comes to us from reader AFM who included this description:

Kade is caught getting into the shower by Ron's cleaning lady who says:  "Mr. Ron is a good boy but that Arthur is a pig and he keeps calling me a 3 and says that I am so ugly that picking up his mess should make me feel awesome, but it is terrible I tell you!   His pillow cases take forever for me to get the grease out of and he throws his dirty underwear on the kitchen counter for me to wash, and then I have to disinfect the kitchen.  In this picture you see that Arthur getting in to a nice shiny shower, but when he is done it will look like a bathroom that has not been cleaned for years.  I think he throws shampoo and hair gel and some sort of scummy stuff on the walls just so I have to clean it up.  I am thinking of telling Mr. Ron I must quit even though I need the money.  It is just too much for one woman to handle.  If Arthur calls me a 'fan' one more time, I may have to put my husband's heart medication in his food that he keeps separate and sticks labels all over it so that no one touches it.  It is mostly left-overs that look like he got them off an airplane or something...  When some person from lego land asked me to take this picture, I thought to myself, why not?  You know, something just don't look right with that Arthur.  I think he is disgusting so I don't want to look at the picture too hard.  Is this what you wanted?" 

Because of this photo we now know why Kade has such an overwhelming problem with women.  Mr. Kade could not be reached for comment.

A more accurate and appropriate "fan tee" than a dumb "Kade Style" fan someone sent into him.

One fan's suggestion for Kade's "logo" 

I think it's a suggestion for advertising that Kade could do considering he said he looks better in women's sunglasses.

And finally, finally, this:

Epic work by Jack, who has sent in previous artwork to us. We definitely look forward to more!

Thanks again everyone!


Oh, one more thing - while this wasn't sent to us, we had a good laugh from a video that Kent Osborne, aka Kade's "KA BFF" (it mentally hurts to type that) made from Arthur's new apartment video. Turns out Arthur sounds just as stupid without all the sexual innuendo and 12 year old behavior as he does with it. Pretty funny stuff!

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New Viewer Artwork Submissions

We'd like to thank blog reader "Jack" for one of the best submissions we've received so far! This blog has certainly been a hit with our viewers and we really appreciate the submissions.

To date, we've had just a little under 5,000 unique visitors to this blog since launching in late August, and nearly 100,000 individual page views. Thanks for your support!

Make sure to open this in a larger window, it's well worth it!

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Kade Exposed! NYC Club and VMA After Party Lies

It has been a few weeks since our first expose on Arthur Kadyshes, and while we want to provide more to our readers, sometimes it takes a little patience as we field suggestions and insider information from our readers. One thing this site does not have a lack of is insider information on Arthur's life, the things he does, and the places he goes. It's no surprise that Arthur lies, and lies a lot, to present a view of himself that just isn't real.

We have been very lucky to receive some great information about Arthur from a somewhat prominent NYC club promoter. He had a ton to share about Arthur, the VMA after party at Avenue (which he attended), the club scene in the city, and most importantly, why Arthur doesn't get into the best clubs in the city. As you can see below, it all shows how Arthur Kade lies constantly about his life and activities. Enjoy!

NYC Club Culture, Bottle Service, and Where Arthur Kade is Not Welcome

On Sunday night Arthur claimed he couldn't get into the rooftop part at the Hotel on Rivington in NYC. Kade wrote, "When I got there, I didn’t know who’s name I was under at the door, and the door people were being brutal (I kept telling them I was Arthur Kade, but it didn’t even matter because every one there was famous)." He ended up getting in because a random person in line took Arthur in as his "+1," but the bottom line is he couldn't get in on his own accord. All the "I'm the balls-ass up and coming Oscar winning actor Arthur Kade" in the world won't work when you're nothing but a nobody.

According to our source, the reason is simple: "Nobody in the NYC club world knows who he is," he said "Some people know of him from blogs like Gawker or Down By The Hipster, but they don't really pay attention. NY'ers don’t' really care about Philly and regional cities - they're just the bridge-and-tunnel tourist crowd."

"People like Kade come to this city and stay in cheaper midtown hotels miles away from the action and go to clubs where the whole point is to attract people like him," he said. "In other words, people dumb enough to spend money on the bottle service model - a total tourist, bridge-and-tunnel trick."

That makes perfect sense considering Arthur's beloved Pod Hotel is located on 51st Street in Midtown, and a club like Avenue is approximately 3 miles away at 17th Street and 10th Avenue in the Meatpacking District, or, as bridge and tunnel trash like Kade call it simply, "the meatpacking." Pod Hotel's average nightly rates? About $160.

The whole nightclub scene in NYC has changed dramatically in the past few years, moving away from an emphasis on bottle service to a more casual atmosphere, but tighter door policies and access. "The only places that still do tons of bottle service are for fools like him that will pay for it," he said. "Nobody cool in NYC buys bottles anymore, and clubs like Beatrice Inn, Rose Bar, Jane Hotel, and the Boom Boom Room at The Standard don’t' even offer Bottle Service."

"Kade would never get into the real elite clubs like these.  One look at his novelty t-shirts and dumb ass hat and he would be denied - much like he was at the Hotel on Rivington the other night.  People like him are a dime a dozen in NYC."

Arthur likes to brag about bottle service constantly, implying that he's comped frequently for bottles of alcohol. Though he may be, it's how the game goes for everyone. "People like Kade are forced to buy bottles to get in and of course they get 'comped' a bottle or two after their dumbasses just bought five bottles for full price," he said.

Also, another rule of thumb in NYC is that nobody who waits in line gets into clubs anyway.  You walk up like you own the place and that's how you get in.  If you are supposed to be there, if you know people, if you bring a bunch of girls, that's how you get in.  Only fools wait in line.  Kade probably just walks up to the front of the line, gives the door guy his credit card and is forced to buy bottles on the spot and is let right in.  Again, because he is a fool.  "He's 3-5 years behind the curve and is utterly 100% full of shit," our source said.  "He is a nobody in NYC.  A total fucking zero.  Not even a blip on the radar.  No NY'er would ever snap a picture with a celebrity - only a tourist would do that and that's what Kade is. He is kidding himself if he believes he is a celebrity, but we both know that already!"

The VMA After-Parties

After Arthur went to Rivington on Sunday night, his next stop was Avenue, host of one of the VMA parties. In his blog "Rags to Riches, Kade claims "I saw Mickey Rourke and said “What’s up” and we caught up for a minute, and then I headed from the bathroom to our table where there was at least 30 bottles of Cristal, Vodka, and everything else Arthur Kade would like, plus more models than a Gen Popper can imagine. We partied with “Models and Bottles” and closed Avenue..."

Our source, who was at Avenue on Sunday night, kept an eye on Kade since he was eager to send some information to us if he saw him. Sure enough, he did, and can 100% dispute Kade's account of the evening:

"Kade said their table had at least 30 bottles of Cristal, Vodka, etc., and took a couple pictures of the table. What he lied about is that he had no connection at all to it. The table belonged to a Malaysian financier who is a great customer at Avenue and has been dropping $150,000 there one night a week. This will seem ridiculous to many people, but it's New York. This stuff happens here. It wasn't Kade's table and he didn't know anybody there. I watched Kade try as hard as he could to mooch, watched him take a few pictures with celebrities and the table, and then he was gone from that section in the bar."

The photo above was provided to us by our source, taken of the table Kade claimed was his. A total and complete lie.

   

Arthur took this photo at Avenue, claiming it was his table. Pretty far away for a party he was supposedly a part of!

Another photo of the bottle service table Arthur claimed was his.

Our source also had some more information about the VMA after-parties in general in the city:

"Nobody gave a shit about the VMA after-parties.  It was the weekend of Fashion Weekend the best parties of the year are fashion parties during September fashion week, right after everyone gets back into the city after the summer.  Of course Kade came all the way up to NYC for VMA after parties - they're for the Bridge-and-Tunnel crowd.  

While Mickey Rourke and Gerard Butler were at Avenue, everyone from Madonna to Calvin Klein to every supermodel walking the catwalks for fucking fashion week was partying down the street at the Boom Boom Room on the same night."

Finally, we asked our source about differences between the NYC club scene, and the Philly scene that Arthur covets so much. He said:

"In a small market like Philly, club owners will host Kade, because any press for them is cool press.  There really are no real VIP's in such small markets.  Maybe only pro athletes, but there are no elite clubs in Philly or AC where everyone is a VIP like you might find in NYC. Let's be real here - the major cities are NYC, LA, Vegas, and Miami. Everything else is a second-fiddle, regional scene. Nothing wrong with that, but there's no comparison to the major club and nightlife cities in the country."

There you have it folks. More Arthur Kade lies exposed, more delusions shot down. We look forward to your comments!

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Artwork From Our LegoWigKade Fans!

We're starting to receive some great submissions from our readers - verifiable proof that you are choosing the Lego Wig Brand as your preferred brand. If you've got the skills, or even if simply smearing mud on a white canvas is your idea of creating a realistic rendering of Arthur Kade, do it, and send it to us!

One of our first submissions was absolutely stellar. The picture captures all that is disgusting about Arthur Kade, from the giant eyebrows and the width-of-a-silver-dollar nostrils, to the creepy eyes and the dissatisfied pout, finished off with a typical Arthur Kade slogan. Want to cross paths with this wretched creature on a dark night? We think not!

Thanks go out to Mr. F for this first submission:

More submissions:

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