We've got to hand it to our fans - they love this blog and love going out of their way to provide us with some entertaining and hilarious videos and pictures. Over on arthurkade.com, he resorts to making up emails that fans supposedly sent to him, or is too stupid to see that actual "fan" emails are laced with sarcasm that his brain is unable to decipher.
It's really amazing to see the work that our fans put into videos like this. Just think, in however long it took to make each of these, more talent and creativity was used than Arthur has ever put into anything in the past 8.JustDieAlready months he's been pretending to be an actor.
11/30/09
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Awesome. Video #2 is outstanding. What a god damned tool. I don't remember seeing half this shit the first time. Good job
ReplyDeleteVideo 2 is great. Too bad that no talent assclown will most likely put it up on his site, claiming that a huge fan of his made it for him.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost like he's coated with a teflon-like substance that repels criticism or mocking. Oh, wait, that substance is grease. Never mind.
WTF - Sure as fuck he has already posted them on his site in a new post.
ReplyDelete"Who's Legowig?" LOL, remember when he said that??? Ha. Turns out, Kade, that Legowigkade is a blog that is bigger, funnier, and less douchey than yours.
ReplyDeleteGood to see he reads this blog religiously....
Hey Arthur, you have no friends, so just fess up that you read this blog constantly and can't stand to see this blog be more popular, and have more true fans than your blog.
ReplyDeleteHi Arthur! So sad you have to steal shit from the blog dedicated to making fun of your pathetic existence.
ReplyDelete"A friend just e-mailed..." hahahahahahahaha. Yeah, right.
ReplyDeleteHe totally jacked this videos. Nice that they have the URL for this site though!
ReplyDeleteEnable ratings!
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to pop in for a hot minute to say that none of you haters can get half the amount of ass me and my boy Arthur have been getting recently .
ReplyDeleteWhen we enter the room people notice and we virtually have 9's and 10's throwing themselves at us because of our status in this town .
Keep dreaming of living the life Arthur and I do , because you will never live it in real life like we do .
This will no doubt bring more regular traffic to this site away from his bullshit
ReplyDeletelol, you hang around with Arthur Kade.
ReplyDeleteMidget.
Chad Boonswang... what a douchey midget.
ReplyDeleteOh dear LOWD!!! I smell a little Oscar for Vid #2! Sweet Kadeoline, yakkety sax will never be the same... Brilliant! Bravo to the max.
ReplyDeleteThe Loo :)
Just goes to show what a total doofus he is. Well done, sir... WELL DONE!
Whoever did the bit of detective work in finding out what 'The Brand' really meant deserves some thanks as well. That's also why I added it at the end, so I could match up Kade's voice with it.
ReplyDeleteAnd when you see the 4x repeat on Kade yelling "Diez!" as he finishes his cable crossovers, that was my little shout-out to Kent Osborne (remember his video of Chateau Kade where Kade yells out "Lights!" 4 times? Yeah...).
It doesn't take long to make these videos. Y'all should get in on it! Windows Movie Maker is really easy to figure out!
This wasn’t hard to figure out…Klispy the wonder douche never does anything on his own. He always rides along then claims he was a-list and it was part of the journey. The pattern is unmistakable. His latest post about Miami (w/legowig vids) has him bragging about auditions and other bullshit. Here’s the kicker…Leonid Kadyshes and Raisa Y Kadyshes had an apt. (In a high-rise) in Hallandale, FL.
ReplyDeleteThey sold that unit then Leonid bought another unit (w/2 other ‘partners’) in the same building. The douche master general is just going down to Florida with his dad and step mom and (as usual) is talking like he’s doing something and he’s somebody. Sad little douche, always talking about girls he’s never had, things he’s never done, places he’s never been and lying about it all. He had to be the worst child ever and hasn’t changed a bit. Do a goggle search for Loenid Kadyshes…not to many hits on that name.
Leonid...You know what I meant
ReplyDeleteFucking awesome memories rehashed of the biggest douche in Philly which means the biggest douche in the world
ReplyDeleteI just listened to that voicemail…you are god.
ReplyDeleteOne question? He asked three.
Magistrate, I am honored! Your video is so good! Seriously, I woke up watched it and I've been chuckling all day! Did you do the Ryan O'Neil one as well? Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteVery good videos.....I loved the Ryan O'Neil......discovering that Kadyshes is about to penetrate your loving daughter's vagina with his Jew's type penis and in all probability evacuate half a gallon of spongler up it......or engage her in an act of oral copulation where his big tongue will cover her vulva, pudendum and clitarious with spittle ......or where his penis, in tumult, will be forced into her mouth and rest upon her tongue whilst he agitates it emission....... or where he will have her prostrate and invade her rectum pipe and stretch the sphincter ring to the point she has a digestive transit.....yes, I can quite understand why Mr O'Neil's head exploded.
ReplyDeleteLaughed so hard my dog though I was having a seizure. Amazing work.
ReplyDeleteEither today or tomorrow new FTC regulations take affect that requires bloggers to diclose if they receive money in return for post. Will be interesting to see if anything comes out of the woodwork over at Arties' site.
ReplyDeleteSTANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAfter 8.45346 months of reading his garbage, this was the payout!
BRAVO!
Those vids made me remember that my keyboard does not like coffee. killer vids, both of them!
ReplyDeleteUp until today, there was one thing that Arthur Kade could do better than anyone else in this world and that was making himself look like a huge assclown. Now, Magistrate has taken even that dubious honor away from him. Bravo. Bra-fuckin-vo.
ReplyDeleteBrill. Yent.
ReplyDeleteThanks for those.
I've been wondering about the oft referenced "conference calls" to IMG Media that have been going on for... what? 1.800908385902 months now? And other than Anal harassing those poor, bedragled cameramen who were following him around, doesn't seem to produced any movement.
Here's my take...
Tricia (Secretary-Receptionist at IMG Media): Hello and thank you for calling IMG Media! This is Tricia. How may I direct your call?
Anal: Hi, Trisket! It's me, Arthur Kade!
Tricia: How may I direct your call, Mr. Kade? And it's "Tricia," not "Trisket."
Anal: Remember when I called last week and told you that since we're partners in this Dev Deal that Trisket was going to be my name for you?
Tricia: I'm sorry I don't. How may I direct your call Mr. Kane?
Anal: I was just calling to say that we are going to need major product placement of TITS tshirts as the Dev Deal moves forward.
Tricia (catching on): oh... right... okay. I'll let the 'team' know.
Anal: So Trisket, how would you rate yourself on the Kade Scale? Do you keep it hairless down there? Do you work out so you don't have a gunt? We talked about how any women on my team must be at least an NY or a KA 8.8754893...
Tricia: I'm hanging up now.
Anal: Do you have a friend so we could do a threesome in a public bathroom and I could post the videos on YouTube?
Tricia: Mr. Kale, I'm hanging up now. Don't ever call here again.
And thus, Anal reports of another balls-ass phone call concerning his Dev Deal.
I think Chad Boonswang probably needs and deserves as many new "clients" as he can get. click my name if you need a personal injury lawyer...or just want to fuck with this douche.
ReplyDelete@Boonswang Law
ReplyDeleteHe gives Ambulance Chasers a bad name!
run a voice mail contest on finfaces snapvine voicemail.
ReplyDeleteBeware Miami A guido douche from the NE is coming to town to dominate one of your Applebees bars.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, I've been to South Beach a couple of times for vacation and really liked it. TV has given it this image of being totally out of control and overrun with breast implants and macho crap, but honestly I've had a great time there. It's laid back, there are people from all walks of life there, and I really didn't come across any of the "I'm so awesome I'm in a club" crap.
ReplyDeleteWhich makes me all the more curious to see what it's like to watch Kade come bouncing down the street there. I know the good hotels there and where most of the spots are, but they're just not my thing. There are some classy hotels there that I just can't fathom Kade attempting to pretend he belongs in.
All in all, it's a nice place. South Beach citizens, keep this guy AWAY!
Hey Arthur get all coked up and go for a swim.
ReplyDelete@ Doc
ReplyDeleteEven by South Beach Standards, Art Basel is a pretty big deal. Very International Crowd. Not the Urban Hip Hop scene. A lot of private and public venues. The A list events have better security than the White House!
Lispy in his Tits T shirts and stinky fedora will be dominating the lines to get into the clubs.
Please rate my amazing lawyer domination skills on Yahoo.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone used me? I mean, not for coke and free dinners but as a lawyer? If so, please give me some hot ratings on yahoo so I can continue funding Arthur's amazing Journey. And coke habit.
ReplyDeleteThe first video is awesome. It's just perfect.
ReplyDeleteI always love the mash up videos. I don't watch his videos so it's a good way to catch up and they are way more amusing when edited down appropriately. Thanks for those!
ReplyDeleteDoc, I like a certain side of South Beach too. Not Arthur's. Douchebags like Kade and the non-tourage are easily avoided because they choose predictable, lame "look at me!" type of places when normal people prefer some privacy and class.
He'll be lurking on the outside looking in as always this weekend, licking his stringy, boogery lips as he ponders how he'll spin it for us Kade-style.
Loo here...
ReplyDeleteI smell it already... his getting kicked in the jumblies at a "SOBE" Burger King by a 10 year old with a mullet will come out as "A Miami 10 totally fondled my nutthsack in the VIP area at Art Basil." Then he'll start slobbering on about how he gave her a faux number because vaginas were flying at him left and right, blah, blah, blah... I'm so bored of him. I hope he gets eaten by a shark. Or even a rabid pimp named 'Big Marv' after he tries to bail out on paying for his BJ from "Amanda Peon", the one legged tranny from NOBE. Dick.