The Miami Investment

I'll give you one guess as to what the overall theme of this latest post is... yup, you got it, DELUSION! What really strikes me is just how sad these three videos are. His "pre-game dancing" is him ALONE in a hotel room dancing. He doesn't even have someone there to shoot the fucking video. It'd be sad if he was dancing alone and someone else was shooting the video, but dancing alone AND shooting the video is just fucking pathetic. The second video... can you imagine being so low class Philly Russian-Jew that being on a boat is something you need to video and act like a 12 year old during their first limo ride? It's so telling when boring ass shit impresses someone. The third video... ugh. What can I say about someone who videos themselves taking a leak and bragging about shit that isn't really happening? Models all over you, Art? Really? And somehow the guy who takes pictures of EVERYTHING can't manage ONE FUCKING PHOTO with these models who are all over him? Highly unlikely. Oh, I also included a great screen shot of the video. I love that guys face looking at the deluded monkey video taping himself while pissing. More made up bullshit from the fucking Cock Gobbling Arthur Kadyshes himself...

Physics is an amazing science because it tells the Gen Pop that there are certain results of Gravity that if there is a cause then there is an effect, and The Gen Pop listens to these rules, and follows them to the tee, but when you’re Arthur Kade, Celebrity/Author/Actor/Model, who decided a long time ago that he was going to create his own rules, this is what has led him to become a famous writer and actor in just 9.1101 months, and the more people are around his polarizing and controversial personality, the more they see that his rules just make more sense. This theory applies to every aspect of life, but no where does it apply more to them with girls, where The Brand is a king of seduction, and can pretty much close anything he wants, and the reason this works is because he never cares about losing. Some girls will have weird opinions of Arthur Kade when they first meet him because he is a great looking guy with a tremendous amount of confidence (Some Gen Poppers incorrectly view this as cockiness) that can be a bit too much machismo, but my charm grows on every girl and I get to enjoy them sexually and sensually.

I was hoping for a lower key night in Miami last night to prepare for the HUGE invite only “Art Basil” parties that I will be attending tonight and tomorrow (HUGE Christian Louboutin party at SET tonight, and I wonder if he will want to meet me and collaborate using my extensive marketing capabilties), so we started with an invite only party at Epic (A Kimpton Hotel with a Boat next to it where we had to take off our shoes to go on the boat, and every girl was a Miami 6 or lower, so I decided to drink the tequila HARD to get in gear for the rest of the night and forget the situation). From there, we stopped by the hottest restaurant in SOBE, Prime 112 , which is owned by our boy Miles Chefetz (I want his life because the celebs kiss his ass on a daily basis because in Miami, he is bigger than them), said hello to him, talked about Philly sports and caught up, and then headed back to the hottest place in town, The W Hotel, where we were meeting one of our promoter friends for a private party at WALL and WET. The party was insane where I saw my boy Steve Dorff, Naomi Campbell, and other fellow celebs, and it was fun watching all the Gen Poppers trying to get in while we just strolled in like Kings of Miami as always.

Once we were in, and after talking to 2 girls for a bit, we went to the beautiful pool area, and at around 1AM, The Entourage ran into 2 girls we had met a week earlier in Philly (One is a “Modelesque” NYC 9.36, who looks like Heidi Klum with freckles, gorgeous legs, and perfect sized shoulders, and a super sexy Canadian accent, and who was cold to The Brand at first meeting because she thought he was a bit conceited and pompous, but his charm throughout the night definitely cheered her up and probably won her over), and after a few drinks, headed to WALL to finish the night where somehow Arthur Kade was dancing in the middle of the raised speaker of the club with the paid dancer there, “Kade Style”. The whole time at WALL, I was trying to make out with the NYC girl (I went in for the kill which she doesn’t remember, because I brought it up right now at the pool while she’s lying next to me, and I told her she tilted her head and the side of our lips touched instead of making out, and I said “Are you fucking serious?”, and she responded with a remark that sounded like Korean because we were all wasted), but she kept telling me that “She was scared of me” (Girls are always scared of The Brand because he is Arthur Kade and I guess my celeb aura is a bit overwhelming), so I wasn’t going to make the investment of trying too hard after that, and instead decided to get drunk while she danced with a bigger Black guy, and I talked to her friend telling her, “Get Him Away”, but it wasn’t working, so I figured with the rest of the weekend and many 10’s who will want a Kadeing ahead, I wasn’t making “The Investment” (This is the maximum effort that a Gen Popper puts into a pretty girl spending the whole night trying to sleep with her, but ends up getting nowhere because instead of playing “Hard to Get” and making her want to get on her knees for some love, she instead knows she has you, and goes to the next thing who is a “Bad Boy” like The Brand). I ran into her at the W pool today and we all hung out, and then watched a guy who met her the night before come for a “Day Date” and told her “I pay $10,000 for my apartment”, and “I just had a horrible divorce” (Who says something stupid like that), and when she came back over, I knew that he had lost “The Investment” battle, and then when he asked her to meet him at SET later, I laughed and knew she would probably hook up with me instead tonight (The funniest thing is that she is laying right next to me right now as I type this blog, and knows this is true as she reads it because outside of being extremely good looking, I am a rising celeb in “The Biz”, and she is now a fan of “The Journey” ((Her and her friend actually checked my blog this morning to see if they had been written about))).

I somehow ended up in my room at the end of the night with 2 slices of pizza, and a huge hangover, but I didn’t feel horrible because Arthur Kade didn’t make “The Investment” that most Gen Poppers do in a hot girl, because when you are a celebrity, and have a TV show in Development with IMG Media and a NY Times Bestseller with Trident Media Group, the girl will want you when you don’t care, and considering that I am about to be one of the biggest celebs in the world, why make an investment in a stock when you can buy another one that will give you an immediate return with dividends. Watching the guy who came to meet her today and woo her while I sat back in my beach chair and relaxed, I thought to myself, “Arthur Kade should just charge him $2,000 month instead of his condo fees to help teach him what to say to hot girls to actually get laid”.

BIG Audition at 1pm tomorrow, and it also looks like I am being booked for the “Warrior Role” in the feature film which I will begin training for next week.

“If Sleeping with hot girls is like baking a cake, then the Brand writes recipes like Betty Crocker for The Gen Pop”…Arthur Kade…12/04/09