U D S - Some Nonsense About Kade Evolving From An Ugly Childhood

We've not even read this yet, but saw the words "I started working out, modeling, speaking with confidence that no one in the Gen Pop has ever seen before" and completely spit out hot chocolate.

While having an amazingly fun din with my old roommate of 2 years, and one of his friends at The Piazza in No-Libs last night (This is hipster central, and after Arthur Kade’s “Kade Style” domination of their unofficial headquarters, “The Brandbary” (The Barbary) last month, I truly feel like their is a cross-culture respect between Kade Nation and the Hipsters to where they eye me now, and truly understand all that I am accomplishing with “The Biz” and “The Journey”), we were recanting all of the memories that we enjoyed while living together in my old house. We have always shared a symbiotic relationship, because we both have admittedly grew up as “The Ugly Duckling”, and then turned into drop dead gorgeous NYC models who could have any girls we desired, but at the same time we had to deal with the pain and torture of being the best looking, most charming, and most desired man in any room, and this will always bring out The Haters in full effect, and when I cam home, I was sent a picture of what The Brand looked like at 6 years old (Not to seem arrogant, but Arthur Kade was maybe the most handsome and lovable kid I have ever seen, and it is a shame that Papa and Mama Kade didn’t unite to make me a movie or TV Star then because I could have been the original Haley Joel Osment or Dakota Fanning) , and it really got me thinking about how a theory I call U.D.S., or the “Ugly Duckling Syndrome”, and how it affects stars and celebrities like Arthur Kade.

If you look at some of the most famous stars in the world like myself, many of them were very average looking or shy in high school, and then blossomed as time went on, and I can honestly admit that I was very average looking in high school because I was so poor that I wore the same clothes every day, never got haircuts, wore my grandmother’s socks, and bought clothes at discount shops (I was a future superstar living in the Gen Pop world and the Gen Pop let me know it by always making fun of me, snickering when I walked by, and talking about how I would be in the Food Stamp line with all the kids that were bused in), and then I was romantically linked in high school to the prettiest girl in my high school (She was so hot at that time that cars would stop in the middle of the street to check her out, and the Gen Poppers in my school would say, “I can’t believe Arthur landed her, he is the fucking man”, but the truth is that we were just friends), and that’s when it all changed and Arthur Kade went from loser to “King of Kadealot”. The amazing fact of the matter is that all the kids that were considered “Cool” in high school are either married and miserable, in jail, or complete Gen Pop losers.

I started working out, modeling, speaking with confidence that no one in the Gen Pop has ever seen before, and living with an unabated anger to be the best, and the rest is history, and now here is The Brand on the verge of becoming the “Biggest Star in Hollywood”, but the lesson that is to be taken away is that U.D.S. is truly a good thing if utilized correctly. For Arthur Kade, it was that constant pain that prepared me to never care what other people say (Hence, why I almost never read comments on my site, or care what “The Katers” think), and that drive to prove everyone wrong and do the impossible is what made me a “Living Legend” in my old company, and put me on the verge of super-stardom in “The Biz” today. The more the Gen Pop tells Arthur Kade he can’t the more he knows he can. Everybody loves the underdog, and Arthur Kade and “The Journey” are the true definition of people around the world cheering and following someone who would rather die than not achieve the impossible, and it is that passion and desire which has led many to compare me to the Muhammad Ali of my generation.

U.D.S. is also great when it comes to girls, because many girls who are not hot in high school or college would find ways to become more proficient at luring hot guys by developing better oral sex techniques, learning to be better in bed, and release their jealousy of the hot girls by giving gorgeous men like myself a treat to prove their worth. Once those ugly to average girls become hot, they have this insecurity so ingrained in them that now you get the total package of hot girl and great sex, so I have always joked with friends, “Ask her what she looked like in high school so you can see if she was the spoiled prom queen and will be a “”Dead Fish”", or if she grew into herself and will be the “”Hungry Lion”"”. That is the knowledge that makes Arthur Kade a god of opposite sex brilliance.

The next month or two has so many surprises in store for Kade Nation that I can hardly stop from getting an erection in Kade’s Corner, and my arrival to Sundance will be the stuff where legends are made.

“Growing up In poverty wasn’t a disadvantage, it was Arthur Kade’s winning lottery ticket to brilliance and orgasm”…Arthur Kade…01/06/09

Here is the level of transformation that occurred in The Brand from childhood to high school to Rising Celebrity in KA:

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Arthur Kade is too ugly for casting directors and needs to learn basic math

It's hard to imaging that Arthur Kade sold financial planning - as in managing dollars and numbers for people - when he thinks that 2/5 = 500%. We'll warn you in advance about the fourth video: his face is a little too close for comfort in HD. And when was the last time you saw a celebrity brag about being in a limo? Finally, we admit that we laughed out loud at the thought of an Arthur Kade video game, not so much becuase the idea is ludicrious, but because we're pretty sure Arthur believes anyone would be interested in making a game like that

The latest from the king of all idiots:

What an amazing night where I had another terrific audition where I batted .500 with 2 out of the 5 agents saying they would have called me back, and one not giving me a yes or no, so I will put that as a maybe, and assume that it was probably yes and give it a .5 followed by another “Kade Style” Domination of NYC. The consensus feedback through these 2 days of auditions has been that I have an awesome look, but that I need new Headshots, so I am going to get new ones, and need to figure out what I want to do with my look and my hair to make it perfect for the next shots. I need to really think about if I want more of my natural Italian/Greek look to show (Which may get me typecast as a mobster, Italian, or foreigner), or do I want to keep my hair the way it is which gives me more of a “Soap Opera” look, or do I go even lighter and show that I can be extremely versatile. So Many questions, so I think I may sit down with an image consultant who can give me some great feedback on what look will make me most effective as I continue my trek to Little Oscar. The Black and White headshots bombed, and even though I am great looking in them, I need something a little more “Actory” versus “Modely”, and that really show my energetic and amazing personality. Headshots are crucial because I have certain features which are dominant like my nose, cheekbones, eyes, and hair, but other features like my lips and ears which are not as great, so I need a photog to really focus in on making me look the celebrity and rising actor I have become.

I was very pleased with my performance, because I chose to do the dialogue that I did form The Game in Mike Lemon’s Class with a reader to give them more of a sense of how I would interact with other actors, and I felt like it was tougher because she was more energetic than I had done the scene for the class, and our energies didn’t mix, but that’s the struggle for all actors with cold reads, you get one shot to show what you got, and you better bring your A Game. This week has been a great learning experience, and now I know that I am close to the upper echelon of The Craft, but I need to continue to tweak, improve, and better technique to take the next steps

In the meantime, I showed up a bit late for the NBA 2K party, but still met all of my fans of “The Journey” from RockStar Games (They make Grand Theft Auto and I met Nick, the guy there who is a fan and invited me to the party, as well as the people who organized the parties for the Post VMA’s that I dominated “Kade Style” that work with him and are also fans). Nick asked me to do a video for his friend, Comedian Paul Scheer from MTV’s The Human Giant who is a huge fan of mine and getting married, so I pulled him aside and did one to let him know I wasn’t stealing his wife. I actually also wanted to talk to them about creating an Arthur Kade video game where the main hero (Arthur Kade) is on a mission to win acting awards (He could get points for booking auditions and “A List” acting gigs, and in the meantime is the premiere socialite in major cities and gets points for hooking up with 9’s and 10’s. and going to the hottest parties in the world. I think it could be a video game version of “The Journey”, and would be crazy in the 13-25 demographic, but could also help kids find their way and not make the same mistakes I made. I also met Don Cannon (HUGE Hip-Hop Mix Tape specialist from Atlanta, and I told him I have a show in development with IMG Media, and we shared some “Biz Love” ((Admiration from artists over different genres)) and I took his number so we could hook up next time he is in Philly or I am in Kadelanta), and several NBA players look future star Brook Lopez. I was in and out, because of my busy social party schedule that I was booked to, so I made my customary celeb appearance, and ran to the next party that I was invited to (I am now being invited to the top social parties in NYC, but the problem is that I am trying to fit them all in and because I am only one entity, it is tough to be everywhere at one time).

From there, we headed over to a crazy bar scene at STK in the Meat Packing District, and I proceeded to celebrate an ultra successful week of announcing a major “Dev Deal” with IMG Media, 2 amazing auditions, my best classes and session with acting coaches, and a dominant social week filled with pro athletes, celebrities, socialites, and dignitaries. I have to spend today preparing for my Runway appearance at Fashion Up tomorrow, and then running down to Dusk to help Nicky Hilton bring in her birthday. All in a week’s work for The Brand.

 
“I don’t want to win a championship, I want to build a dynasty”…Arthur Kade…09/25/09

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Transformation To Being A Complete Fool Almost Complete

One day of hair coloring wasn't good enough for Arthur Kadyshes, so he was back to the salon again today to further along his quest to look like an even bigger fool than he did yesterday. Important question: Was it really necessary to post four more fucking videos that are pretty much the same thing as he posted yesterday? Arthur, get a couple ribs removed already and just go to town sucking yourself off, okay?


The latest from arthurkade.com:

I am running around like crazy, debating whether or not I am heading to NYC for the party at the Rooftop on The Standard (Not sure I can make it with everything I have going on in the 215 today, but I hear from my sources up there who have spoken to my people that is it amazing looking, so if I can’t get up there today, I will make sure to make a celeb appearance this week). I spent another day at the salon continuing to get my hair to the level of “Kade Blonde” that I want (Having parent’s that own such an exclusive and Elite salon is such a blessing because I was able to get a facial((Although I look a little “Broken Out” because of it)), and continue to get the process of my hair to perfection). I got mixed reviews last night on the change, but most people agreed that once the “Real” color is realized, then it will look great with my “Beautiful green eyes”, but it was tough for people to gauge my new look. One girl said, “You are this gorgeous dark and handsome hunk, and now you look a bit clownish”, and that saddened me a bit, but then I remembered that it’s not about modeling anymore, it’s about making star directors in “The Biz” see my commitment to them and the progress of “The Journey”, and I can have almost any girl I want even if I was bald anyway. It’s still so confusing to see myself Blonde, and I have mixed feelings, but The Brand is all about change, diversity, and trendsetting for the Gen Pop.

The process of going from Dark to Blonde is so intense and can take 3-4 coloring sessions to get right (This is the first time I have every permanently colored my hair), and yesterday I came in a bit Orange, so we focused on getting me more ashy Blonde today. I am happy with the progress, but feel I may still be a touch orange right now, so I will let the color settle a few days, review it before my photo shoot for The Trailer presentation for my Gay Doctor role, and then possibly hit it again to perfect it. It is so close, but now I can see it and this is the price an actor pays for a part, his own beauty, and love of The Craft. That’s what makes me Arthur Kade, the courage to do what no one else will.

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so make sure you only date someone Beautiful”….Arthur Kade…09/12/09

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Whatever It Takes - To Be An Even Bigger Joke Than Arthur Kadyshes Already Is

So the already ugly, already vile Arthur Kade went through with the promise to dye his hair blond. We weren't sure if it were possible for him to become uglier, but folks, it happened. We'll have some more thoughts on this after we continue to digest this latest round of insanity...

Being a world class actor is about so much sacrifice, and doing things that you don’t necessarily want to do, and most people don’t understand the amazing things that need to be done to transform your body, your mind, and your appearance to win Little Oscar or an Emmy. Because I know that I will be an Oscar winning actor in the future, I want “The Biz” to see the amazing hardships and sacrifices that I am willing to make for a starring role, and I look at my peers Like George Clooney (Who Gained Weight for Syriana), Jared Leto (Who gained 30Lbs. for a movie), Charlize Theron (Who uglified herself for Monster), Heath Ledger (Make Up and Hair for The Joker in Batman) and others, and I know that “The Biz” wants to see that I can back up my talk of doing Whatever It Takes. “The Journey” is about letting go of what is accepted, and embracing what makes me happy, and I LOVE my Italian/Greek looking face and body, so to have to create a more “Australian Surfer” look was such a gut wrenching, “Keep me up at night” choice. I was joking with a friend today on the way home from the salon, “I wonder if CNN will have my hair change as a top story”, and we both laughed because I am the center of such a tremendous International media storm so it wouldn’t surprise either of us.

I have gorgeous hair, and I love how thick it is, and how curly it is, and especially the color, so to have to experiment with “Blondeness” for a role was a very difficult decision to make for me. I wasn’t entirely sure that I was comfortable with it, and even as I am writing this blog, it’s still tough to put my arms around how I look (It looks a bit red still because it was a total overhaul, but I will highlight more in a week to “Blonde” it up, because it is impossible to over process it too much in one day without destroying your hair), but I feel that the “gay Doctor role I am playing needs me to make this change, and my love for The Craft and The Brand, comes ahead of my love for The Hair and my Model Look. A great actor like me can’t always look the same, because you have to live the role, and as much as it pained me to see my beautiful dark lochs turn into blonde lochs, I know that this is what is demanded of a rising media superstar because in “The Biz” you have to do “Whatever It Takes”/

Here’s My Celeb-Like day at The Salon. I’m still so shocked, and it will be adjusted in a week, so tell me what you think:

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Arthur could be hanging out with Madonna, but isn't!

It's hard to be shocked by anything Arthur Kadyshes says anymore, but it always manages to happen. In the post below - hold on to your seats here folks - Arthur suggests that "the journey" "really stands for everything like the courage, freedom and justice that was displayed on this amazing day of remembrance, 9/11." Excuse us while we go vomit for a few minutes. It's one thing to say outlandish things, it's a much different thing to say something as disrespectful on this, and ON THE EIGHTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE SEPTEMBER 11TH ATTACKS. What a disgusting, worthless person. Arthur Kadyshes is a failure plain and simple. To suggest that his absurd life is even in any way exemplary of the heroism shown in the face of the worst tragedy this country has ever seen is flat out criminal.


On more thing: The breast picture below was posted on his site and eventually taken down, as was a photo of Arthur with the woman who they belong to. Why is this Arthur? Is it because no one with a reputation to preserve wants to be included in your stupid childish photos?

More craziness and 10 year old boy photos from the Lego Wig.


While talking to a friend during the fashion show that I did for the Rittenhouse Fall Festival (My one-lens sunglasses on the runway were a “Hit”, and I could it being a look for the upcoming fashion season that I have created as always. I wish I could have been in NYC because I had a guest invite to the Kiehl’s Party that was hosted by Emmanuelle Chiriqui (Sloan from Entourage, who is a Solid 9.655, with a sick body, great hair, stunning personality and beautiful face, great olive skin color that reminds me of my own, although there is something with her bottom quadrant of her face next to her mouth that is a bit off, but otherwise a VERY beautiful woman and very “Kade Worthy”), I was talking to one my friends who asked how things were going, and I answered, “I’m lighting it up right now. I just got my first principal part in a potential TV show being pitched, I have a new amazing agent who actually calls about auditions, and I am being interviewed by some of the top media outlets around the world. Things are just amazing, and I am about to cross over into the top tier of celebs soon, so I can bring you to all the hot parties I go to in New York and KA”. The Brand is really going global.


I also just told her that “The area that seems to love me a ton and think I am a great interview and rising star, is The South”. I was just booked to be interviewed by The Bert Show on Q100 in Atlanta, “”I call it Kadelanta”", on Tues. morning, and they had just featured me like a week ago”. She responded with, “That’s so great!! I am so proud of you. You are doing everything you said you were going to!!” The more I thought about this, the more I realized that as a celeb, I want my new and old fans to see me keeping a high profile, and although it can be difficult juggling a rising acting career, and high profile celeb status, it’s a job that has to be continuously done for the expansion of “The Brand”. I even got a text from a friend last night that said, “Broski, we need to start selling T-Shirts”, and I thought, “T-Shirt?? I’m thinking a whole couture clothing line that could be ready for a runway show in Fall ‘10 in NYC”.


My interviews with Ace and TJ, and Island 106 have been deemed legendary already, and now every station in the South wants to get to know me, and I can’t wait to communicate with Kadelanta on their #1 radio show (Q100 which talked about me last week) next week, and let them hear my voice and thoughts as I spread Kade Nation into America’s Southern Heartland. It’s great practice to do these interviews to prepare for the larger ones that will be coming up like Letterman, Fallon, Kimmel, Corrolla, Conan, and Stern who should be featuring me soon, considering the influence and name I am building in “The Biz” (I was thinking about how “The Journey” really stands for everything like the courage, freedom and justice that was displayed on this amazing day of remembrance, 9/11). I am on the cusp of being part of the “Major Talk Show Circuit”, and I am sure that everyone and their mother will be hitting me up for tickets for each show when it happens, but only the people who stuck by me through “The Journey” get to enjoy the amazing spoils and the Haters can go “Fuck Themselves”.


I the meantime, I thought I had to go to NYC for a new audition booked by my new agent, but he just emailed me that I wasn’t picked for the job (Was hoping to hit some parties for Fashion Week and the VMA’s tonight since I have some awesome invites from some publicists up there and I was really hoping to hang out with some fellow artists like J-Tim, T.I., and even Madonna), so I will be running around today in Philly, and probably getting my hair colored because we have our promo shots coming up for the Potential TV Pilot I am filming soon, and then the ultra exclusive re-opening of Strong Box Party tonight.

“Some people were born to do good.  Some to do great.  Some to do the impossible.  I was born to set the bar for all of those people”….Arthur Kade….09/11/09

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Create a Lego Kade and Enter Our Contest!

Design a douchebag and be part of Kade's demise!
submit to: legowigkade@gmail.com
Contest Ends September 30!

We will be publishing Lego Kades and entering them into a contest. There will be an interesting, worthwhile prize to the winner. To make your submissions, post a URL in a comments thread or email to legowigkade@gmail.com -- be sure to include an email we can reach you at if you win! We will make sure the winning design is sent to all of Kade's "Players", his acting coaches, speech therapist, step mother, casting types he's auditioning with... your design will be noticed. Celebrate the worst hair in "Young Hollywood" and may the douchiest, most block-headed Lego Wig creator win!

In other news, keep supporing our "Brand" of Lego Wig Douche-bashing. In 3 days we are nearing 10,000 page views and our most recent re-blogs of Kade's Krap are getting as many/more comments than his own blog--especially since a lot of his "fan comments" are written by himself. Thank you for your support! You're voting and it's clear you prefer our "Brand". (Maybe it's because you're literate and you appreciate us not being special ed students like Kade.)

Many emails have asked us, who are we? We're a collaborative website, run by a half dozen intelligent, creative people. We don't have much time to spend, but since we're sharing powers between a half dozen people, it works well... 10 min a day at most, per person. If you want to help out with administration, drop us a line. We're also open to submissions, free speech, and social commentary, so feel free to get in touch or send in submissions.

We have some upcoming projects and interesting research going on. We're going to make contact with people casting and directing projects that Kadouches has or may audition for and we're going to confront Kade's enablers with the facts--a confrontation to his blatant and ubiquitous lies. A phone drive to Wired96.5 (home of "Chio in the Morning") to request that GN Kang clarify her use of passes (received via her employment) for a mysogynist sociopath is in the works as well. We're gathering information from people who know Kade and GN so the letter we send to the station and its parent company is thorough and convincing.

Another project we are doing is a "look book", something like an actor gives to a casting director on an audition... we'll submit some of Kade's super-douchey pictures and clippings of his most retarded comments. There is a lot more to tell, so check back with us frequently. We'll be posting, emailing, and tweeting more information on other projects as we go... for now, enjoy the contest and send your comments here--be assured (insiders have told us) that Kade reads our site on an hourly basis and is shitting his pants than he can no longer control the comments by moderation.

Lego Kade Submissions:

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A New Blog about Arthur Kade, Douchebag Extraordinaire

If you're interested in helping out on this blog, please drop me an email . Please use an ANONYMOUS account, bc i would ideally like to keep everyone’s name private so they feel free to share the maximum amount of details and facts they know.

The email address is: legowigkade@gmail.com

The most devastating aspect of us starting our own blog would be rapidly reducing the amount of Arthur's page views, because people would go to our blog for the real story and analysis. People would comment on this blog (no moderation, unless its true spamming) instead of Kade's douchey moderated site. Many, many less page views for him. Zero advertising revenue. He would be the one exposing himself to ridicule on a daily basis, but all the traffic would be at the other blog. People would read his blog once (but since we could post excerpts, maybe people could skip his site entirely) but not keep visiting to read the comments multiple times a day.

Secondly, due to less moderation, the truth would come out. We could post real names, real stories, and use whatever terminology (within some bounds) we feel is appropriate. No more having to wait for a moderator to let you say “L/e/g/o w/i/g”. And, of course, Kade's people can't spam our comments section... we would remove that crap, because it's pure spam. (If it's really bad pro-Kade stuff, we could leave it up and mock it...()

Let’s get this started soon… the material is endless and I’m tired of giving this guy page views. Without the comments, his site becomes totally useless, bc comments are the only reason to come here now.

Drop a line and join in:

legowigkade@gmail.com

After you email, I'll set you up with details about how to get a password to the Blogger site and how to submit material for posting here.

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