It's all over for Kadyshes

Hi, it's the original Lego Wig Kade again, making my first post in almost half a year. On or around the New Year, I turned the blog over to "Alex B", a college student in Western Canada. I got bored of writing about Kade at all, after just 2 months and I was really "mailing it in" in November and December. I thought, maybe someone new, who still cared, could inject some interest back into watching Kadyshes flail and fail. It turns out, we'd unearthed much of the dirt on Kade in September and October, thanks to Kade's "friends" (he doesn't have real friends, more like acquaintances from clubbing). After the sad, pathetic details of the Kadyshes clan came out, there was no "there" there. Once it became obvious that Arthur Kadyshes isn't some spoof or faux-guido, that he really just is an obtuse, classless case of child abuse writ large, it became sad to watch Lispy McSlobberfuck mess up his chance at a respectable middle class life, much the same way his father and mother fucked up their respective lives.

I'm here today to shut down this blog, because it's really the only attention Arthur is getting from anyone. He only blogs 2 or 3 times a week these days, he attends guido parties far more than he works (even as an extra), his lies have gotten repetitive, and there really is nothing more to the Kade story than Groundhog Day-like repetition and emptiness. I'd like to thank all of Arthur's "friends" and former co-workers who emailed us tips. I apologize that we didn't want to post everything, because we couldn't cross-check or verify everything... and if we couldn't be 100% sure, we didn't want to detract from our credibility and become as pathetic as Kade.

Before I close the blog and change the password (the former password was "cockgobbler", in honor of Kade) I wanted to present a few facts as a trip down the sad, Norma Desmond (from Sunset Boulevard) "journey" that is Kade's waste of a life. A final, factual round up on the failed douchery of Arthur Kadyshes:

1.) Kade's site is a ghost town. Just look at the trajectory of site visits presented in this snapshot.

2.) Kade isn't getting the attention and feedback he desperately needs as an insecure, immature, formerly abused and neglected boy. Comments on his blog are way, way down. I guess you can only kick a loser so many times before you feel bad about it (or get bored of it).

3.) Kade isn't busy on a TV show, book, or even with extra work. He's writing a free column on Gawker (a site that relentlessly mocks him) once a week. A column that makes him look like a retarded wannabe 33 yr old guido and assures he never gets real acting work. Good job, Lispy.

4.) Both of Kade's parents are convicted small time criminals, Kade was clearly abused growing up, and he still invites a father into his life who has no fatherly interest in his 33 yr old son. A caring father would be able to connect with Kade, get him to stop the drug use and partying, and get into therapy. Ultimately, the groundwork for Kade being a massive zero was laid many years ago. The best explanation for Kade leaving a mediocre, but decent paying, job to start this search for attention and approval is that he's never felt loved or accepted in his life. And now that he's a punchline, even his former girlfriends are avoiding him like the plague, including the one who just got serious with a new (and better) guy and takes care of Arthur's dog that he can no longer care for.

I started to feel bored and kind of evil for mocking someone like this, so I stopped a few months ago. I'm finishing up my psychiatry residency this summer and I didn't want to keep carrying around the guilt of destroying the remaining shreds of Arthur's self worth. I hope we can all move on and I apologize to those who have still enjoyed kicking Arthur while he's down. We'll all be better people for just ignoring this fool and spending our time improving our own lives, careers, and communities.

Thanks to everyone else who helped design and write the blog and especially to those who took care of the blog for the last 6 months while I wasn't active here. After conceiving the blog and setting it up, I did almost none of the work of adding the Twitter feed, designing the site, creating the logos, or even writing the terms of service--that was all contributed by others who volunteered their time and skills. This left me free to email and text message with several of "Kade's Players" (mostly girls) who actually do NOT like Kade... and this led me to the facts about his sad life. I think it's fair to say that we had plenty of laughs and won in the end, but the only way to truly "win" when you're dealing with an attention-needy famewhore is to move on and live a better life yourself. Let Kade keep raging until he's even more haggard and old looking, with less money and prospects than ever.. while we live productive and happy lives.

If you're looking for funny sites that are still relevant, I suggest 419eater.com and rebloggingns.wordpress.com . Matt Beauchamp and other commenters from this blog have joined me over there, I have noticed. I find the topics on those humorous blogs FAR more intriguing and hilarious than anything Kade has done in months. His life is sad, not funny.

Have a great summer and best of luck to everyone,

LWK

P.S. If you want to re-live the douchery of Kade for laughs sometime, all of our videos and other content are still online, the blog will remain online, it's just that I'm closing the blog to new posts/comments to stop feeding Arthur's pathological need for attention. If you're looking for something to remind you of the days when mocking Arthur was high fashion, click here and then check out our other videos.

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Kade-Enabler GN Kang Signed Contract not to wear Underpants (Smokinggun.com Story)

An astute Kade-mocking blogger sent us the following email about the girl who appeared to give the Fin Faced Fairy the most support about starting the Journey to a Mental Institution. She has co-starred in quite a few videos, and taped numerous others, including the infamous video of Kade's dump that he lived in with Ron Hansen. We're referring, of course, to Kade's close confidant G-N Kang (cartoon below) of Wired FM in Philadelphia.

The tipster wrote:

I was browsing around at the Smoking Gun website, and I read a page they have up about the sleazy Lingerie League, where Arthur's pal GN Kang plays. A woman has to be a pathetic fame whore to participate. Get this:

"That fine--$5000--is detailed in the league's standard player contract, which also warns of a $500 fine if a woman wears any "additional garments" underneath her lingerie uniform. The league, an ex-player told TSG, did not want women wearing bras or underwear, since that would inhibit instances where players were exposed when uniforms were ripped off or pulled down during play. Such "accidental nudity" is addressed in the contract, which requires a player to "knowingly and voluntarily" agree to such inadvertent exposure. "

So GN signed a contract agreeing not to wear underpants (ick!) or a bra (as the possessor of a sizable rack, I have to say, "ouch!") and to allow her snatch and implants to be viewed by the likes of Arthur Kade and other sleazebags going to the Lingerie League games. How pathetic. She would be better off taking a job at a strip club, as then she wouldn't be at such high risk of concussion. Here's the link: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1217091lfl1.html

The tipster has her own satirical site: "Drunken Housewife". Pay her a visit and check it out.

Here's another really hilarious part from the TSG story (quote):

The letter, a copy of which you'll find below, is the latest heavy-handed tactic employed by the struggling 10-team league, which launched about three months ago with the laughable assertion that it was "one of television's biggest commercial properties." According to several former players, league founder Mitchell Mortaza and his deputies have repeatedly threatened legal action when players have complained (or simply inquired) about health coverage and wages. In an e-mail exchange, Mortaza declined to comment on the letter, but he wished TSG "the best of luck with your story, especially the elements that you obtained illegally which is actionable." Mortaza, a former "Blind Date" contestant whose rap sheet includes drunk driving and public intoxication arrests, is the league's chief enforcer.

Wow, it looks like Arthur might have competition for Biggest Douche of the Year! Meanwhile, GN's underwear football team, the Philly Passion (who play their home games in Trenton, NJ???), failed to make the playoffs. They finished 2-2, getting creamed by Chicago in their final game. Even more interestingly, it looks like the LFL is involved in a legal issue relating to not paying for players to have injuries treated. Look at the Smokinggun.com article and you'll see that the league seems to be having some problems.

Moving on to other matters.... Yesterday we reported on Kade-pal Sabrina Strickland's previous arrest for possession, intent to distribute, conspiracy, etc. Another tipster who knows Kade and his merry band of Flunkies wrote to say that not only is yesterday's Sabrina Strickland story true, but Sabrina is also a former stripper. Wow, Kade's Nontourage is definitely looking like a high-class operation!

Many thanks to both email tipsters, The Smoking Gun.com, and our readers. Other sites have started to cover the story of this sleazy-seeming league... click here for another example. Keep the tips coming: legowigkade@gmail.com . Thanks, guys!

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2009: The Year of Kade's Failures in Review (Youtube video exclusive)

Like the rest of the world, we don't really give much of a damn about Arthur Kadyshes (rhymes with "Crisco McLispo Fin Faced Failure"). However, 2009 was a pretty epic and humorous string of failures for our lying, lisping loon named Arthur Kadyshes. Here's a good way to start the new year, knowing full well that Kade is going to alienate even more people in 2010. Check out this video:




Please forgive us if we don't seem to care about this blog as much as we used to. It's really hard to put even 5 or 10 minutes into this thing when you stop and realize that Arthur is retarded and his enablers are just as classless and stupid as him. There is literally zero chance Arthur gets even one speaking part in any production ever, being that he's surrounded by an epic collection of losers and to get somewhere in media/entertainment, you need to have good people around you and have good connections to open doors. Kade has no connections and very low quality help--Last year he started off with Ron Hansen helping him get his site up and GN Kang acting as his videographer but those two have taken on lesser roles, only to be replaced by an inept and retarded midget named Chad Boonswang and a collection of poor, low class, aging failures at life named Sabrina "The Gunt" Strickland and Lindsay "Teefs" Furman (the girl with a reddish Lego Wig looking hairstyle). In other words, Kade brought "D" level game in 2009, so I see no reason for us to keep smashing him with our "A game".

The plan for this site is just to keep archiving the horrible and stupid things Kade says, so we'll have evidence of that when he goes ballistic and implodes. Arthur's most likely course of action, when his "acting career" fails, is to start working at the salon with step-mom Raya Yukhimov and Leonard Kadyshes (the dad who neglected him). It would be sad, except that Arthur Kade is a douchebag failure at life.

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AK's site is dying, Boonswang is a bitter midget, GN Kang has poor judgment, and other goodies

A few quick updates on stories commenters and editors of this blog have been talking about...

1.) Traffic on Crisco McLispo's site is down 70% in the last 3 months. Apparently not as many people are sticking around for the inevitable trainwreck ending as we had previously thought. To see the statistics, go to http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/arthurkade.com and just look at the various categories of data. Previously, although Arthur Kadyshes hadn't gotten any speaking roles or even done any extra work in a while, at least you might've thought he was getting web traffic by being a pathetic attention-craving douchebag that even a mother would hate (and since his parents abandoned him even that was in question). A lot of people probably thought Kade would get decent internet viewing numbers. But as you can see from the commenters, it's gotten to the point where it's just the same few dozen people reading the site and the same 10 or 15 commenters ripping Kade and talking to each other in the comments. Maybe some of Kade's douche crew like Boonswang and Lindsay Furman view the site and inflate the numbers a little. Since Kade doesn't have that many friends or supporters to boost his internet ratings, it's only a matter of time until the site totally flatlines.

2.) Chad Boonswang doesn't like it when people point out that he's vertically challenged. Boonswang, better known to blog readers as the diminuative Lionel Hutz-like personal injury lawyer who follows Kade around, apparently didn't like it when he paid for it by being ripped by Matt Beauchamp here on this blog. It appears that someone (possibly and probably Boonswang himself) couldn't handle it and took to posting Beauchamp's personal information in the comments. Oh wow, Chad, you're so tough! You're so powerful! Hahaha. We give credit to Matt... he posts under his real name and speaks the truth about Kadyshes and his douchebag loser associates. And to Kadyshes' cronies... if you can't handle people commenting on your hideous appearance, horrible personalities, and poor judgment, why would you hang around a pathetic, attention-seeking douchenozzle?

Here's a picture of Chad Boonswang... errr, Lionel Hutz.

3.) While we're on the subject of pathetic, attention-seeking people with poor judgment, what's up with G.N. Kang (Arthur Kade's chief enabler)? Homegirl isn't that bright, but how low can you go when you glibly refer to the fact that Chris Brown beat Rihanna and then go on to tell the teenage girls who listen to Chio's shitty morning program "since Chris Brown made some cool new music, the public will now forgive and forget" (paraphrased). That's just a pathetic statement about this country and most of the uneducated, uncultured, and self-esteem lacking nature of "pop culture" that GN is so obsessed with. If we valued women and opposed domestic violence as a country, we would overlook the cheap, superficial, shitty music produced by shitheads like Chris Brown. Of course, GN doesn't have good judgment and seems to lack some self esteem (and thus comes off as attention-needy). So it's OK if a guy beats a girl... just say some vague apologies, drop some new crappy "R and B" or "hip hop" crap on the public, and hope everyone forgets. This way no one has to learn a lesson or change how we look at society's treatment of women.

These things are now called GN-O'lanterns... Kade Style!

For anyone who doubts that domestic violence and abuse of women is a problem, here is a link to educate yourself. Also, here is a link to some details about what Chris Brown (who GN Kang would probably call an "elite artist") did to Rihanna. It's great that GN makes some bland statements about believing in change... but Chris Brown is a repeat offender. He's been violent to women as a PATTERN, not an isolated incident. Sad, sad, sad. Since GN is kind of slow and doesn't read much other than teeny bopper magazines and PerezHilton type sites, we wouldn't expect her to know or care about this.

On the positive side, since I have to say something nice about King Kang, if anyone thinks women should just forgive men who beat them (and then never learn and do it to other women), we have the site for you--gnkang.com. Check it out, maybe you can even find some "fun mocassins to bum around in". Ahh, it's too convenient that all these retards hang out together. Makes writing this blog too easy.

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Cockgobbling Arthur Kade not invited to Tamburino Wedding

Arthur Kadyshes, perhaps more accurately described as Crisco McLispo, was not invited to this weekend's wedding of Sabrina Tamburino, a girl Kade has claimed he is friends with. In his "Players" section, Lispy wrote all about how he was good friends with "Bling" (his name for Sabrina Tamburino). Now, she's been avoiding him and the negative attention that comes with it for months.


We were made aware of this situation by two people who used to hang out with Kade. The first person who passed the info along said if we didn't believe it, to confirm with someone else. Now that we have confirmed it, we wanted to share it with all our readers.


Meanwhile, last night in the big metropolis of Reading, PA, the Cockgobbler's main enabler, the festively pumpkin-headed* GN Kang was playing football in her underwear in front of a tiny crowd. I'm sure her parents are proud! The Philadelphia Football Team for Underemployed Women opened its season looking ridiculous and playing in front of a tiny crowd. Congrats.... we think... are in order for GN. For the rest of us, uncomfortable laughter. And for GN's parents, probably a lot of embarassment if they ever find out.


Tonight, Lispy McDouchefaggot is probably going to stay in Philadelphia and act like a retard. Just a prediction. We hope you'll check back tomorrow to see what The Failure..... errrr, the Brand... lies about next. Til then..... se ya! Hope your weekend is better than Kadyshes'!

* unfortunately GN's pumpkin head is not just a Halloween costume.
:-(

****THIS IS AN EDIT BECAUSE I KNOW NOWHERE ELSE TO JAM THIS PICTURE****

If she touches you as she says, "Thinner." watch out.

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Kade's borrowed sunglasses belong to...

None other than GN Kang. Kade's chief enabler, "Chio in the Morning" sycophant, as well as underwear football player. How do we know this for a fact?

Check out this screen grab, from Kade's latest Youtube video, emailed by a reader of this blog.

That's GN Kang, people. Right there taking the video of Kade at brunch the other day. Apparently she loves torpedoing her own career (playing football in underwear was only the start of her becoming a laughingstock).

What kind of respectable, normal woman would hang out with Kade? Seriously.

Thansk to the reader who emailed this in!

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King Kang's Underwear Football game moved... to Reading, PA.

Hahahahahahaha, it looks like GN Kang's "career move" of playing football in underpants is going about as well as Kade's attempt at being a movie star. So the word has just gotten out and I was told by one of GN's "friends" (really more like a girl she just hangs out with here and there) that on account of generating so little interest, the underwear football team GN Kang plays for will be playing it's first game of the year in picturesque Reading, PA. You know, that big fancy city 65 miles from Philadelphia and 80 miles from NYC... yes, that Reading. The one between Birdsboro and Wolmensdorf.

The game was supposed to be played in Hempstead, Long Island... but the arena no longer had interest in carrying the game (insufficient ticket sales). Here is the listing for the game before: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=81122028203 . Here is an article that refers to the game being moved to good ol' Reading: http://wfmz.com/view/?id=1278092 .
As if it wasn't already bad enough that GN's "home" games are in Trenton, NJ! So now, my source says (while talking shit about Kadyshes and Kang) the NY/Philly underwear football matchup wasn't selling tickets so they'll play in Reading, give away as many free or low-price tickets as possible--if anyone even wants to come--and hope they can salvage Reading, PA as a home venue for the NY team.... makes no sense, but it's true. So many venues in NYC area and not one venue wanted a piece of this shitshow.

I wonder if all the Jersey "fans" of the Passion will buy up all the tickets to this so they can give the Passion a good cheering section... oh wait, they have no fans and sold like no tickets. So that's not a problem.

For those of you who want directions so you can go see GN play football in her undies, here is a map. Zoom out so you can really get an idea of the distance we're talking about here...

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Kadocchio and GN-etto

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We love artwork from fans of our site... please keep sending them in... We have a lot we haven't posted yet, but we will go through the email inbox when we have time and post more. If you don't see your artwork within a few days, email us back and we'll get  it posted. Hard to keep up with all the fan mail.

Send artwork to legowigkade@gmail.com .

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Inside the Arthur Kadyshes Farce

A few days ago we revealed the fact that Arthur's roommate is Ron Hansen, the same guy who registered El Lego Wig's blog, using the ultra-exclusive GoDaddy.com, 5.9765 months ago. Several tipsters contacted this blog over the past few days, telling us that they've been laughing at Kade for months and now that our blog was running, they wanted to set the facts about Doucheboy's "journey" straight. I replied in true Kade Style: "well, using the word straight in the same sentence as Arthur Kade is questionable, but please share whatever information you would like".

It's important to keep in mind that all our information was volunteered freely and we are greatly appreciative. We confirmed that all these people know Doucheboy and have been giving us their honest opinions and observations. Looking back over the emails and texts, I'm going to make this the first post (of many) that will reveal what we've learned so far... I simply can't get it all into one post and there are still other parts that are unclear/need follow-up. If this post seems fragmented, it's because there is so much ground to cover and our tipsters have a lot more to tell us. Also, I'm trying to copy some of Kade's shitty writing tendencies in this entry (e.g. 5.9765 months, overuse of commas, overuse of quotes, and quoting myself in quotes).

Starting at the top, Ron Hansen is apparently a nice, quiet, shy guy. He wouldn't seem like the type to hang around with Arthur Kadyshes, but they have been roommates for several weeks now. Tipsters say the lease is in Ron's name, and Kade hasn't been on any lease in a long time. He's a house guest--he pitches in for rent sometimes, but not always. Before living with Ron, he was living in the living room of a student, after his first living arrangement ended badly. The arrangement with the student ended badly, too. Kade crashed with G-N Kang for a while, but we're not sure how long or why that situation end. Frankly, we're shocked that situation ended, because G-N is Kade's #1 enabler, shooting much of his video and pictures and generally encouraging Kade.

With Marissa Rosen out of the picture, G-N has become Artie's "go to" girl. Ron has stepped up into a similar role during the same time that many of Kade's "Players" have stopped returning calls or hanging out with him. At some point, Kade made it known that he was low on cash (tipster actually said he used the word "poor" back in the Spring when Kade still had some sense of reality) and presumably this made people avoid him. He started to get a reputation as a sponge/loafer/couch crasher.

Some informants have questioned Kade's choices with money after his gig with Ameriprise ended. For example, if Kade really "owned' a condo, like he claims, he must have had little or no equity in it or sold it for less than he bought it, because not long after, he was said to be hurting for money. He did buy a new car, but he is a bad driver, so he relies on public transportation "more than anyone else I know with a car". Maybe Artie just sucks at driving, or maybe he is hurting for money ($15 Bolt Bus to NYC) and wants to save on NYC parking, the tunnels and bridges, and gas money. How ironic that not only is Kade the ultimate, striving "Bridge and Tunnel" exemplar, he doesn't even drive up there, he uses the train and bus to go through those bridges and tunnels! In short, Art is the exact same "B and T trash" that he attempts to deride on his blog.

Back to the roommate/enabler situation... Ron (Arthur's roommate) is the "CEO" of a "marketing company" based in Perkasie, PA, which is apparently a hotbed of autoracing and marketing or, more likely, just a family home address. The address for WOT Marketing's "World Headquarters" is the relatively rural home address of 312 Harriet Drive, Perkasie PA... Check Google maps and you will be rolling on the floor laughing. (This is all public info available on WOT Marketing's site, by the way...) Hansen's also the guy behind the "Race Chairs" logo on Kade's site. We visited the link and it took us to an online shop of tacky leather chairs bought by people with no taste willing to blow money on something that belongs in the bedroom of an uncultured 14 yr old boy who has a hard-on for race cars. As far as helping Arthur, we've seen several videos where Athur brags that Ron ("a professional chef," said Kade) made him cereal or put some leftovers in the 'fridge. Awesome, Artie!

Sources agree that no respectable girl is going to want to accompany Doucheboy back to his den, but sources were divided on whether the apartment is in Camden or just a less desirable part of Philly. Our most trustworthy source said Camden, but we haven't been able to confirm it either way... the key is, Chatteau Kade is a joke. (Editor's note: four people emailed in and all agreed, the building in Kade's videos in 444 N. 4th St. in a non-"elite" area of Philly.)

Kade's worst housing situation was with the student, who is a quiet, no-nonsense guy, completely unlike Kade. The situation didn't last long and the student gave Artie the heave-ho for several reasons, including the reason that Kade sucks at paying his share. We checked it out, and we can comfortably say that the student (a med student at Jefferson) is far more intelligent and dedicated to his craft. We wish him the best and are sure he'll overcome the trauma of living with a guy who, we're told, doesn't shower much, doesn't use cologne (smells bad), and does indeed wear the same outfits (usually t shirts) over and over. Those pictures we saw of Kade's room with the disgusting carpet... those were not aberrations.

Kade's biggest enablers (there will be another in-depth post later) have been GN Kang, Marissa Rosen, Brett Perloff, Chad Boonswang, Tony Churchilio (mentioned in the Philly Magazine article as "Church"), Sabrina Strickland, and more recently Ron Hansen. Marissa Rosen, the cackler, moved away and since then, no one who knows Kade has wanted to be in a video or be seen publically backing him. We're not sure what effect the Lego Wig blog has had in Kade's "Players" circle, but we do know that the word is getting out within that circle of Philadelphians. Our tipsters all noted that they have passed the blog on to others who hang out with Artie and knew him when he was younger, when he was basically considered a quiet, shy kid, but basically a loser. Sources say it's unlikely we'll see any of Kade's friends voluntarily go on camera--they're too smart to put themselves out there next to a mysogynist with questionable career and fashion choices.

Our sources say that Kade's parents were initially supportive of Kade looking into modeling/acting, although they were wary that he was 31 and most parents would've said he should look for a real job. The sources say, however, that as time goes on, Kade's parents are questioning the whole thing and they think his parents are worried they're going to end up supporting Arthur when this all crashes. You can see tidbits of this where his step mother puts on a happy face (while giving him a ridiculous haircut that became the name of this blog) but soon after, his father questioned Kade's penchant for eating out at overpriced restaurants when he doesn't have the income to justify it.

Of all Arthur's people, G-N Kang (thank you to a reader for e-mailing the art displayed above) has been the most steadfast and supportive. Many people have told us that G-N is a nice person at first, but when you get to know her, she is obsessed with become a celebrity, somewhat like a female Arthur. Not content to be a sidekick on a third-rate local morning show, she wants to become well-known and has spent a lot of time and money to enhance her appearance (which anyone can see if they go to her webpage, which has a full section dedicated to her plastic surgeries). This fixation on looks is shared with the Lego Wig, a tie that binds the two together. G-N and Kade's friendship has seen cracks in recent weeks as Kade's "journey" has started to go off the tracks and show signs of craziness.

Speaking of craziness, club owners and restaurant owners have apparently noticed that Kade is unhinged--they actively dislike him. Apparently, servers and bartenders are in on it... a few weeks ago, at one of Kade's favorite restaurants, it is alleged that someone pissed in Kade's drink (a very slight amount) before bringing it to him. While Kade was drinking it and apparently not noticing, which was the idea, the service staff was laughing amongst themselves from the other side of the restaurant. The staff at Cosi dislikes Kade as well--regarding him as a moocher who mooches off free wifi by buying the absolute minimum. Apparently, Kade also believes he should get things "comped" -- free coffee, sandwiches, etc. He has tried this at Starbucks also... the word is that people are onto him and actively dislike him.

This brings us to the Mogul Room at "G". We have it from a good source that Kade is not allowed into the Mogul Room anymore, because the owners of "G" believe he is too much "drama"--meaning that he walks around with a camera, hectors people to take pictures, is openly mocked while out in Philly (Kade pretends they are "fans"), and Kade is usually wearing a t-shirt. Kade has continued to lie about his welcome status in the Mogul Room, but he is friends with Brett Perloff, so presumably he'll still be able to get into Brett's clubs.

Females who know Kade say he used to be more normal, almost like a regular person (only slightly deluded) but now he has become a pariah. Our best female source said Kade was a "7" before "The Journey" but now he's only a "4.5". The reasons are apparent--poor fashion, smells bad, moocher, bad skin, lego wig, bags under eyes, creepy persona, and ptosis. Needless to say, Kade should've stayed with the "Philly 6" he was dating prior to being dumped by her before "the Journey". Apparently, Kade's growing weirdness was a big factor in her leaving him.

Well that's all for now, like I said, there is a lot of info coming in and it takes a while to sort through the details. There is so much more to tell... until next time, keep checking the blog and have a great weekend!

Other loose odds and ends:
- Website data updated to include this weekend.... Since launching last Sunday (with no link posting or marketing the site on Sunday) we have had 37,000 page visits, from every continent except Antarctica.. Apparently this site is popular not just in the U.S., but the rest of the English-speaking world--Australia and the U.K. are right behind Canada, followed by several European countries, South Africa, and East Asia (e.g. Japan).
- Our site gets much more traffic than Lego Wig's own blog, gets many more comments, and has better fans. Look at our artwork section if you don't believe this.
-The average viewer to our site views 4.66 pages per day. Almost 80% of site visitors visit more than one page, for a "bounce rate" just over 20% ("bounce" is Google Analytics terminology for someone who views one page and bounces). Low bounce rate means this site draws people in to read more... good measure of success.
- We're growing every day. The most recent data shows that 29% of site visitors are new visitors. Help us keep adding to that--let your friends/coworkers know. Even if it's just scribbling a note on a sticky note and putting it on their desk.... it all helps get the word out.
- We get most of our traffic from people directly typing in our URL... however, our percentage traffic from search engines is increasing significantly... it's doubled in the last 4 days (although still far less than direct hits). It is funny that when people type in "Arthur Kade", they're starting to end up here... still a lot of room for improvement and we should be climing the search results each day. The average person who finds the site via search engine visits a whoping 6.5 pages, clearly a good audience for us. Imagine meeting Kadyshes out on the street and he tells you his name and you go home and Google it and then you come to this site... how hilarious would that be? Even better, imagine you type in "lego" and you end up here... apparently, people are doing this and coming to the site and reading it, instead of leaving. As Kadouches would say, "amazing".
- Upcoming: We're working on more stories about Kade's poor tipping, his sitting in expensive areas of clubs even though he usually only drinks soda (which he makes known to everyone), and Kade' open mockery by other people at bars. We'll have specific examples and a full round-up next time.

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Preview: Kade lives in Ron Hansen's Windowless Den

That's a fact, ladies and gentlemen. The elusive "roommate" is none other than Ron Hansen, who recently moved out of his parents' house and now lets Kade live in his den. As Kade's ship has been struggling to turn around its nosedive, Ron Hansen has stepped in as other people have bailed.

This and other facts will be discussed in a story this evening. A brief teaser: what club owners hate Kade, why he was banned from the Mogul Room but continues to lie about it, how women really react to Kade in public, how he smells, how often he is mocked in public, who his chief enablers are (will name names), and more...

All of this is straight from people who know Arthur Kadyshes well and are laughing along with us at how he's ruining his life with his pathetic antics...

I'm on call today, but the wait will be worth it.

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The "Lego Wig Scale"

Hello readers, while Doucheboy and his surgically-enhanced sidekick/puppeteer are regrouping and trying to figure out a new blog post (must be exhausting, recycling the old shit over and over) I thought we might want to come up with a Lego Wig Scale to rate people. We're not just rating women.. in fact, we're going to look at more than just looks, since our readers are not pathetic junior-high-level losers like Arthur Kadyshes.

As readers know, Arthur Kadyshes is a repressed, disturbed person who enjoys rating women and making in-depth pronouncements about what is good and what is "disgusting" or "repulsive". He's given us such terms as "stripper hot" to describe his ideal woman. Most men do enjoy looking at women, but most aren't so painfully and obviously repressed. Even if they are, they don't broadcast it to the public in a desperate attempt to get attention, which is good because the last thing the world needs is more douchebags judging others. Since Kadyshes enjoyes rating women so much, we figured we'd give him a chance to see where he really stacks up.

Rate this rapey-eyed guy and help start the LEGO WIG SCALE!

In our scale, Angelina Jolie is a definite 10--for being a natural and unique beauty, but also for her humanitarian work, dedication to parenting, and taking on some pretty interesting roles and "dominating" them. (Sorry, I couldn't help that pun....)

Also in our scale, Bernard Madoff is a 1. Another example would be Lizzie Grubman. People who sponge off of others, commit criminal acts, and then expect society to forgive them. These people are only famous for being materialistic scam artists and douchebags... like Kade, but much more "successful".

In the spirit of this blog, we should be sure to include Kade's enablers. I wonder how El Lego Wig would feel if we rate his step-mom (seems vapid, sucks at giving haircuts, talks like a FOB), his Cackling Friend Marissa Rosen (remember those videos where she's cackling?), his Enabler in Chief G-N Kang, etc. Have at it in the comments....

Bonus Feature -- a reader sent in this video, which looks like Kade's Crew practicing to party at one of their douchespots in Atlantic City... check it out!   

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GN Kang (?) gets verbally slapped down

Reliable tipsters informed us yesterday that GN Kang, a slow-witted, surgically altered sidekick on Wired 96.5's douchey morning show and is the primary person who helps Kadyshes make his awful Youtube videos, made an anonymous comment yesterday afternoon on one of the blog entries.... her comment is at this link.

A Lego Wig Kade commenter fired off a brilliant response later in the evening from the West Coast. We're posting it because it's great to see what Free Speech rights can accomplish... and it explains why Kade was censoring his blog so much.

Here is the young lady's reponse to GN Kang:

@ GN Kang (regarding your anonymous post from 1:06 PM today) what do you mean by the sentence that "Arthur would do anything to please the woman he finds worthy" ???

1) Arthur won't "choose" any woman... he would choose a man. Everyone knows this, even his ex's.

2) Oh, so he's only going to be people who are "worthy"??? LOL, first off, AK is scum, who is he to judge other people? He's an unemployed 32 yr old. Second off, being nice to everyone is the way to be. Judging people and then being rude/evil/malicious when you don't even know them? That is something only for a fucktard like Arthur Kadyshes.

Nice attempt at defending Kade, Kang.

Keep sending the great comments, guys! We've got more goodies coming up in the next day or so... a bunch of people who know Kade have been getting in touch and we're trying to sort out who's legit, what info we should post, etc. Juicy stuff.... stay tuned! Kade may end up in a straightjacket on his way to an assylum when all is said and done.

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Douchebag Spotlight: Kade's "Players"

This post has been moved front and center because of a flurry of Philadelphians sending in the names and juicy details about people in Kade's douchebag crew. People emailed/commented with a lot of information about the people Kade mentions in his blog and we're putting some of it here for you to see. In some cases, we're holding back details because we need to confirm them before we post them. Here is the list we have gotten so far. If you can fill in more names, email us at legowigkade@gmail.com . This is only the beginning... we will be running "close ups" on some of these people, as they relate to Kadyshes, in the coming weeks.

These people enable Arthur Kade's psychopathic behaviors (mysogyny, douchebaggery, lying, poor tipping, Guido behaviors) by overlooking them or by encouraging Kade. Here are the identities of those we have been able to confirm:

"Chester Bogart" is Chad Boonswang
"Radio Babe" is G-N Kang
"Samantha" is Marissa Rosen
"Johnny Drama" is Tony Piazza
"Andy Warhol" is Hughe Dillon
"Bling" is Sabrina Tamburino and "Maverick" is Steve Thorne
"Studio 54" is Brett Perloff

"TJ" is Terry Jue

"Tony Starch" is Tony Churchirilo
"Latina Angel" is Sabrina Strickland

"Miami Mark" is Mark Zabludovsky

"Gabbana" is Michelle Miller

"Dolce" is Ania Kukla

"Calvin Klein" is Sean Jones (multiple tipsters say this is Kade's ex-boyfriend)

"The Ex" is Danielle Poe, a plain-looking"Philly 5" that Kade dated for several years (pics available online, use Google)

"Fierce Farrah" is Lindsay Furman

One tipster tells us, "I used to work with Chad Boonswang so that is how I could connect the names. And yes, they are all as douchey as AK."

Kade's blog today was called "Abandonment"... how funny---bc a lot of people who used to know Kade have abandoned him, just like his own parents did. They talk about him behind his back, they laugh at him when he's not looking, and they send information on to our blog. Kade really is starting to be abandoned. The next people that abandon him will be the people who visit his blog to comment on it, because El Legowig has been heavily moderating the comments. Basically, there is no reason to post there anymore... Spread the word about our blog! Tell your coworkers, Twitter connections, facebook friends, etc. The move is on--come here, not to Kade's doucheblog.


Here's the lowdown on some of these individuals that has been sent in by our readers:

Going down the players list filling in the gaps for you guys...some are complete dbags, some are good people...

TJ - Terry Jue - old friend of Kade's from before Kade decided to leave his career and go into this acting bit. He's friends with the whole "crew" but I also see him out with other circles of friends. Hung out with him a few times and don't know him well but seems like a pretty decent guy actually. But when he's out at G, Chelsea, Dusk, etc. he's usually out with the players crew so I guess that makes him a dbag.

Tony Starch - Tony Churchirilo (sp?) - another old friend from back in the day and did the whole 32/125 scene. don't know him well but he was out to dinner with Kade when he was interviewed for the Philly Mag article and was mentioned in the article as "Church."

Latina Angel - Sabrina Strickland - they became friends about a year ago. She is very loyal to friends but you'd better not cross her. She is well connected and knows a lot of important people in the city. Not sure how she feels about Kade at the moment. She's goes to the same clubs: G, Chelsea, Dusk, etc. I think she had been trying to avoid him a bit as of late. Like I said, very loyal and a good girl as long as she likes you.

Miami Mark - Mark Zabludovsky - lived in Miami and just recently moved back to Philly. Same circle of friends as Kade but I don't see them out together much even though they all go to the same places.

Gabbana - Michelle Miller - they call her Mischa. She is the one behind e-Moda. She dates a lot of the local athletes preferably Flyers players. Haven't seen her around much as of late, not sure what the deal is though.

Dolce - Ania Kukla - she dated Kade for awhile after he ended his relationship with Danielle Poe. Nice girl, very energetic, a little crazy, good friends with Michelle Miller, hence the Dolce & Gabbana nicknames. She and Michelle were originally friends with GN Kang and met Kade through her. She's pretty and a sweet girl. But then again, she dated Kade...

Fierce Farrah - Lindsay Furman - she is friends with the entire crew but has other circles of friends too. I see her out with different groups of people - some are good people, others are typical philly dbags. She takes a lot of pictures with Kade (she is the pretty girl with the crazy hair in Kade's blog pics). She likes the attention I guess. I've hung out with her a few times and she seems like a very nice girl. She's like one of those people who seems to be friendly to everyone though I'm not sure that she actually really likes everyone she hangs out with. She definitely goes to the same places: G, Chelsea, Dusk, etc.

The Ex - Danielle Poe is an ex but I don't think this is her so I'm guessing it's the ex from before Danielle. Who that is though, I don't know.

Calvin Klein - Sean Jones - this guy's claim to fame is being on the first season of Survivor. I think he moved to Pittsburgh. Some say that is Kade is gay, this guy was his gay lover.

Minnie Driver - Gala Kanevsky - she's been a part of the Philly social scene since her mid to late teens. She used to hit up all of the clubs. I have hung out with her a few times and she doesn't seem to talk much. So either she's chill and a little shy or she's just stuck up. She seems friendly though. I've seen her out with the crew for sure. I think that she is currently dating Tony Piazza. They certainly hang out a lot together.

Chad Boonswang is an interesting character. He thinks he's the ultimate playboy. Anyone who has met him knows otherwise. Everything written about him is probably true.

Marissa Rosen moved to Israel so at least we wont have to listen to her cackling laugh in the background of future video posts.
Also, if anyone else has more information on Kade's enablers, send additional names to legowigkade@gmail.com

Here's Kade in January 2009 with right-hand woman GN Kang. Look at that face on him! It's ghastly!

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Create a Lego Kade and Enter Our Contest!

Design a douchebag and be part of Kade's demise!
submit to: legowigkade@gmail.com
Contest Ends September 30!

We will be publishing Lego Kades and entering them into a contest. There will be an interesting, worthwhile prize to the winner. To make your submissions, post a URL in a comments thread or email to legowigkade@gmail.com -- be sure to include an email we can reach you at if you win! We will make sure the winning design is sent to all of Kade's "Players", his acting coaches, speech therapist, step mother, casting types he's auditioning with... your design will be noticed. Celebrate the worst hair in "Young Hollywood" and may the douchiest, most block-headed Lego Wig creator win!

In other news, keep supporing our "Brand" of Lego Wig Douche-bashing. In 3 days we are nearing 10,000 page views and our most recent re-blogs of Kade's Krap are getting as many/more comments than his own blog--especially since a lot of his "fan comments" are written by himself. Thank you for your support! You're voting and it's clear you prefer our "Brand". (Maybe it's because you're literate and you appreciate us not being special ed students like Kade.)

Many emails have asked us, who are we? We're a collaborative website, run by a half dozen intelligent, creative people. We don't have much time to spend, but since we're sharing powers between a half dozen people, it works well... 10 min a day at most, per person. If you want to help out with administration, drop us a line. We're also open to submissions, free speech, and social commentary, so feel free to get in touch or send in submissions.

We have some upcoming projects and interesting research going on. We're going to make contact with people casting and directing projects that Kadouches has or may audition for and we're going to confront Kade's enablers with the facts--a confrontation to his blatant and ubiquitous lies. A phone drive to Wired96.5 (home of "Chio in the Morning") to request that GN Kang clarify her use of passes (received via her employment) for a mysogynist sociopath is in the works as well. We're gathering information from people who know Kade and GN so the letter we send to the station and its parent company is thorough and convincing.

Another project we are doing is a "look book", something like an actor gives to a casting director on an audition... we'll submit some of Kade's super-douchey pictures and clippings of his most retarded comments. There is a lot more to tell, so check back with us frequently. We'll be posting, emailing, and tweeting more information on other projects as we go... for now, enjoy the contest and send your comments here--be assured (insiders have told us) that Kade reads our site on an hourly basis and is shitting his pants than he can no longer control the comments by moderation.

Lego Kade Submissions:

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Arthur Kade on the verge... of suicide? We can only hope.

Below is El Lego-wig's most recent, barely-readable offering. His new favorite hobby is saying "in the meantime" about everything... We can only hope that "in the meantime" between now and his next post he is hit by a very large truck or overdoses on cocaine with his enablers. Anyway, here is Kadyshes' newest garbage:


I received so many phone calls, BBM’s, and emails yesterday from friends and fans, asking me if my second audition for the possible pilot principal role went amazing, and after I left the audition, I jumped up and down, and pumped my fist in the air, and people in NYC were looking at me knowing that they were watching a budding superstar taking the next step of “The Journey”. I “High-Fived” 2 passer-byers, and pretty much strutted up Park Avenue, where people were looking at me like I was John Travolta in “Stayin’ Alive” (People always tell me I look like him when my hair is Poofy, and The Brand is now one step away from landing his first principle role, and having a chance to be part of such an original and groundbreaking project that, I could be the next Tony Soprano, and with the influence of my brand, my name, my images, and this blog, what network wouldn’t want to feature one of the “Most Up and Coming” actors of a generation (I am so excited I may piss my pants sometimes).

In the meantime, I ran into Dom from Entourage as well as my buddy Ryan Dorsey at G (Formerly of Z-Bar and now Partner/GM of Recess Lounge which I wrote about opening in September), and from what he said to me, “This is going to be the most exclusive lounge in Philly”, and he told me that he will only allow the top of the top crowd with memberships in, and the place is being designed in such a way that we will be able to dance “St. Tropez” style on the banquettes, and my favorite line of the night, “I interviewed 8 girls today, and don’t get me wrong they were all hot, but I don’t think I will hire any of them”, which tells me this place is going to be so off the charts, so “Kadeish”, and exclusive that New York peeps will want to come down to party with Arthur Kade and The Entourage immediately. My playground is about to take shape, and it looks like it will help me continue to transform Philly into a National Nightlife Powerhouse like my other cities that I dominate like KA and NYC, and I will be the Tony Goldman (The man who created Soho, NYC, and SoBe, Miami) of Young Hollywood.

In the meantime, a girlfriend just called me to let me know that I have a new famous fan in “The Biz” twittering that he’s reading my site (So many people don’t believe how many “A Listers” in “the Biz” are followers, I am being told the boys from Entourage love me, and the power of The Brand is getting more International and Cross-Centric), and a fan of “The Journey”, and he’s actually one of my favorite recording artists, Rob Thomas from MatchBox 20. I wonder if I could get him to play my next birthday party if I have it in France? By the way Rob, “This is How a Heart Breaks” is one of my top Ipod Songs still, and I loved when the NBA used it for the playoffs a couple years ago. Keep killing it “Kade Style”.
Here’s his twitter: “my friend turned me on to this. you’re welcome http://arthurkade.com/ so cheese-tastic, it’s hard to believe it’s real.”

Comments are open... feel free to shout the truth about Kade's loserish pathetic douchebaggery.

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