We were made aware of this situation by two people who used to hang out with Kade. The first person who passed the info along said if we didn't believe it, to confirm with someone else. Now that we have confirmed it, we wanted to share it with all our readers.
Meanwhile, last night in the big metropolis of Reading, PA, the Cockgobbler's main enabler, the festively pumpkin-headed* GN Kang was playing football in her underwear in front of a tiny crowd. I'm sure her parents are proud! The Philadelphia Football Team for Underemployed Women opened its season looking ridiculous and playing in front of a tiny crowd. Congrats.... we think... are in order for GN. For the rest of us, uncomfortable laughter. And for GN's parents, probably a lot of embarassment if they ever find out.
Tonight, Lispy McDouchefaggot is probably going to stay in Philadelphia and act like a retard. Just a prediction. We hope you'll check back tomorrow to see what The Failure..... errrr, the Brand... lies about next. Til then..... se ya! Hope your weekend is better than Kadyshes'!
* unfortunately GN's pumpkin head is not just a Halloween costume.
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****THIS IS AN EDIT BECAUSE I KNOW NOWHERE ELSE TO JAM THIS PICTURE****
If she touches you as she says, "Thinner." watch out.
God, could you imagine this freak being at your wedding? Taking pics with the caterers, pics of the food, trying to dance on stage, trying to dance at all, taking retarded videos with your family members, then writing some stupid blog about how he was *this close* to having an 8some with the bridal party, including the bride. Nightmare.
ReplyDeleteShe's probably having the reception at The Franklin! But seriously, would you want this nobody, lisping faggot at your wedding? NO. Oh and Arthur, I thought you were BFF's. You're a BFF, a big fucking failure. Hang yourself already.
ReplyDeletekade: big fucking failure
ReplyDeleteARTHUR,
ReplyDeleteSABRINA HATES YOU JUST LIKE I DO. SOON BOONSWANG AND EVEN KANG WILL ABANDON YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSING NO GOOD WASTE OF CUMB BIG FUCKING FAILURE. HAVE AN ANXIETY ATTACK AS YOU CONTEMPLATE MORE PEOPLE ABANDONING YOU. THEN DIE.
SINCERELY
YOUR DAD.
Who's laboring in obscurity again? In day 1 of Twitter's new lists feature, the "hack" has already been listed 6 times. Arthur a big fat whopping ZERO. And iphillychitchat, 17 times.
ReplyDeleteYou're a NOBODY Arthur.
And by "hack" I meant kevinbrueck, Arthur's jealous wording there. Wow, Kevin has 7000 subscribers, to your 131. OUCH.
ReplyDeleteIt's all over for Arthur Kade, the journey was a failure and he will die poor and unknown.
ReplyDeleteTOP REASONS TO NOT INVITE ARTHUR TO YOUR WEDDING:
ReplyDelete1. Dress Code - no T-shirts and Fedoras
2. He tried to Blow the Groom
3. He'll try to grab the microphone - disaster
4. He'll annoy all the Waiters, asking them to say "Kade out" and tell the camera how good looking he is.
5. The Smell! Eau de fuck of Kade.........
6. Old people and small children are repulsed
7. Most nice venues in Phila. have a rider in their contracts: NO ARTHUR KADE
8. He NEVER BRINGS A GIFT! Cheap motherfucker.
9. He'll skulk in the background and claim to be part of the wedding party
ReplyDelete10. You'll be regarded with disgusted disbelief by all the other guests
11. He might actually get into a key pic in your wedding album and you'll have to look at his fugly face forever
12. The Gen Pop will get wind of it and assume you're an asshole for having him there
ReplyDeleteArthurKade is now on ONE twitter list. Click my name and then go see his one list on the top right.
ReplyDeleteClick on my name to be taken straight to The Douchebag network
ReplyDelete13. He'll annoy people by taking pictures of the food at the reception and talking about how hot ass balls ass the DJ is
ReplyDeletedammit, AkZList isn't showing up on the douchebag network list. If he was you could see a side by side of him and Lispy's convo
ReplyDeleteThere he is, I guess it only works for Tweets they make after you make a list.
ReplyDelete14. He will insult every member of the bridal party, and if he has had sex with any of them he will tell everyone at the reception that they are a "dead fish".
ReplyDeleteThe Gunt is getting married? Who's Mr Gunt?
ReplyDeleteSomeone's getting some gunt action tonight!
ReplyDeleteArthur Kadyshes was that kid in High School who always talked about his really hot 9 or 10 girlfriend... who lived in Canada.
ReplyDeleteHe is the Linda Barrett of Philthydelphia.
I can't wait until Kang completely disowns him too. I love seeing the incipient cracks in Kade's fragile world and I can't wait until reality finally crushes him.
ReplyDeleteKADE = BIG FUCKING WASTE OF CUMB FAILURE
ReplyDeleteKADE = BIG FUCKING WASTE OF CUMB FAILURE
KADE = BIG FUCKING WASTE OF CUMB FAILURE
I am the DBA (DoucheBag Admin)
ReplyDeleteI maintain the /douchebag list on Twitter that will let you view Artard's latest tweets and all of his best "fans"
Click my name and bookmark/favorite it.
arthur,
ReplyDeletesabrina hates you just like i do. soon boonswang and even kang will abandon you because you're an embarrassing no good waste of cumb big fucking failure. have an anxiety attack as you contemplate more people abandoning you. then die.
sincerely
your dad.
Arthshithz--did you show your greasy face at Dusk or did you chicken out? I'd be scared any day of the year if I had to look at your stupid face in the mirror.
ReplyDeleteBTW Audrina Patridge has like ten times as much talent as you. That makes like almost as much talent as an average member of the Gen Pop.
Audrina is banking $90,000.00 per episode. This makes another woman for him to hate: she's better looking, has achieved success in her early 20's and has more money than Kade will ever see.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ, Kadyshes is the biggest fuckfaced loser that ever lived. I'd like to see him drown in a vat of sulfuric acid.
ReplyDeleteKego’s gonna hang with Kango…Zits and Tits doing it balls ass ass balls balls ass
ReplyDeleteLard and tard…he greasy, she’s stupid ($7000.00 fucking dollars!!) and still pumpkinized. You know their parents are proud
“That’s my boy, my fucking asspie daddy’s boy, fucking idiot”
“My daughter is the one with the saline filled silicon sacks under her breast because she was ashamed of the way she looked. Now she look like whore with no johns, her mother cry’s in shame, I tell friends not to stare it is so wrong”
Kade and Kang...those two deserve each other. They'll probably end up fucking each other and spawn a hyper-megalomaniacal spawn that will crave fame from the womb.
ReplyDeleteAll of Kade's Twitters are insane. Does anyone realize he spends his entire night bragging about what he's doing, almost minute by minute?
ReplyDeleteYou'd think a "celebrity" would be mellow and not have to constantly tell people about their VIP section, the DJ, bottles of liquor, and other "peers" they are hanging with. Arthur is so desperate to be a part of something he's not, and, what he wants isn't anything worth bragging about. Nightclubs? Cool bragging about when you're 21...
Here’s a passing Halloween horrific thought…GN Kangolos and Actor’not Can’tgetlaid have a child together. The words ugly (with a long u), stupid, stuck-up, delusional, ugly and stupid come to mind. Pumpkin headed pan face with a nose made for sailing, or plowing or maybe base-jumping. The hair I’ll leave to your imagination. Did I mention smelly? I meant to say smelly also. And lots of penis butter.
ReplyDeleteKudos, it was never my intention to tar Aspergers sufferers with the same putrid brush as the syphilitic leper. That would be like saying all vegetarians are Nazis because Hitler was a vegetarian.
ReplyDeleteI know a bloke with Aspergers. While he is totally inept socially and frustratingly incapable of holding a balanced conversation he has none of the vile personality traits on parade in syphiliticleper.com.
Does anyone else think that the syphilitic leper is ramping up on the offensiveness ? It seems like a cynical attempt to provoke even more outrage and boost it`s dwindling comment count.
So, it offends African Americans with the blackface Michael Jordan thing. It offends Christians by comparing itself to Jesus. It continues to offend women with even more repulsive misogyny. It offends any decent and ethical human being with almost every word and gob of spit that slobbers off it`s repellant lips.
Take out women, African Americans, Christians and ethical people. What`s left of the population that would be interested in seeing this syphilitic leper succeed ? It ain`t rocket science. The dwindling comment count consists of vocal haters who already hated it anyway.
By the way Kudos, do not suggest even as a vague thought that the syphilitic leper might reproduce. It`s just way too ghastly to contemplate.
ReplyDeleteIf the Arsepie journey might be compared to the climbing of Mount Everest, then the syphilitic leper showed up totally inequipped. No experience in mountain climbing, training equivalent to one or two indoor rockclimbs during which it fell on it`s head while the instructor said it was doing very well, zero mental fortitude, total lack of proportion, no mountain climbing gear - it shows up in a t-shirt and shorts.
You sort of wish that it will succumb to hypothyermia or fall into a crevasse and break it`s syphilitic neck. Failing that, it loses some digits to frostbite, then gives up and goes home.
The funny thing is that the syphilitic leper hasn`t even made it to base camp in the foothills. It got lost along the way, fell into a stream and is now drowning in a torrent of shit of it`s own creation.
Confirmed: AK was not at the wedding.
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