To help spread Arthur's popularity, I've created the following video for the Gen pop in order that they may understand the greatness that now befalls them...
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2/1/10
He ain't dead yet, motherfuckers!
Let's start off the month of February with a bit of fun, shall we?
And I know this would be stating the obvious, but it's being posted here for posterity:
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And I know this would be stating the obvious, but it's being posted here for posterity:
Lastly, I know it's not as great as the most recent one I did (call it "Kadewars" if you will, but the title I gave it was "The Life of Arthur Kade, episode 1", and episode 2 is in production), but a voicemail would not be out of the question at this point, no?
With the low amount of comments on Kade's site, some may be speculating as to whether or not Kade's blog (maybe even his existence) is entering its final throes before the death knell. Well, who knows, but we here at the LegoWigKade Blogspot will watch the KadeShip sink completely before we sail off into the sunset, victorious. Until then, let the arrows fly!
8/31/09
Inside the Arthur Kadyshes Farce
A few days ago we revealed the fact that Arthur's roommate is Ron Hansen, the same guy who registered El Lego Wig's blog, using the ultra-exclusive GoDaddy.com, 5.9765 months ago. Several tipsters contacted this blog over the past few days, telling us that they've been laughing at Kade for months and now that our blog was running, they wanted to set the facts about Doucheboy's "journey" straight. I replied in true Kade Style: "well, using the word straight in the same sentence as Arthur Kade is questionable, but please share whatever information you would like".
It's important to keep in mind that all our information was volunteered freely and we are greatly appreciative. We confirmed that all these people know Doucheboy and have been giving us their honest opinions and observations. Looking back over the emails and texts, I'm going to make this the first post (of many) that will reveal what we've learned so far... I simply can't get it all into one post and there are still other parts that are unclear/need follow-up. If this post seems fragmented, it's because there is so much ground to cover and our tipsters have a lot more to tell us. Also, I'm trying to copy some of Kade's shitty writing tendencies in this entry (e.g. 5.9765 months, overuse of commas, overuse of quotes, and quoting myself in quotes).
Starting at the top, Ron Hansen is apparently a nice, quiet, shy guy. He wouldn't seem like the type to hang around with Arthur Kadyshes, but they have been roommates for several weeks now. Tipsters say the lease is in Ron's name, and Kade hasn't been on any lease in a long time. He's a house guest--he pitches in for rent sometimes, but not always. Before living with Ron, he was living in the living room of a student, after his first living arrangement ended badly. The arrangement with the student ended badly, too. Kade crashed with G-N Kang for a while, but we're not sure how long or why that situation end. Frankly, we're shocked that situation ended, because G-N is Kade's #1 enabler, shooting much of his video and pictures and generally encouraging Kade.
With Marissa Rosen out of the picture, G-N has become Artie's "go to" girl. Ron has stepped up into a similar role during the same time that many of Kade's "Players" have stopped returning calls or hanging out with him. At some point, Kade made it known that he was low on cash (tipster actually said he used the word "poor" back in the Spring when Kade still had some sense of reality) and presumably this made people avoid him. He started to get a reputation as a sponge/loafer/couch crasher.
Some informants have questioned Kade's choices with money after his gig with Ameriprise ended. For example, if Kade really "owned' a condo, like he claims, he must have had little or no equity in it or sold it for less than he bought it, because not long after, he was said to be hurting for money. He did buy a new car, but he is a bad driver, so he relies on public transportation "more than anyone else I know with a car". Maybe Artie just sucks at driving, or maybe he is hurting for money ($15 Bolt Bus to NYC) and wants to save on NYC parking, the tunnels and bridges, and gas money. How ironic that not only is Kade the ultimate, striving "Bridge and Tunnel" exemplar, he doesn't even drive up there, he uses the train and bus to go through those bridges and tunnels! In short, Art is the exact same "B and T trash" that he attempts to deride on his blog.
Back to the roommate/enabler situation... Ron (Arthur's roommate) is the "CEO" of a "marketing company" based in Perkasie, PA, which is apparently a hotbed of autoracing and marketing or, more likely, just a family home address. The address for WOT Marketing's "World Headquarters" is the relatively rural home address of 312 Harriet Drive, Perkasie PA... Check Google maps and you will be rolling on the floor laughing. (This is all public info available on WOT Marketing's site, by the way...) Hansen's also the guy behind the "Race Chairs" logo on Kade's site. We visited the link and it took us to an online shop of tacky leather chairs bought by people with no taste willing to blow money on something that belongs in the bedroom of an uncultured 14 yr old boy who has a hard-on for race cars. As far as helping Arthur, we've seen several videos where Athur brags that Ron ("a professional chef," said Kade) made him cereal or put some leftovers in the 'fridge. Awesome, Artie!
Sources agree that no respectable girl is going to want to accompany Doucheboy back to his den, but sources were divided on whether the apartment is in Camden or just a less desirable part of Philly. Our most trustworthy source said Camden, but we haven't been able to confirm it either way... the key is, Chatteau Kade is a joke. (Editor's note: four people emailed in and all agreed, the building in Kade's videos in 444 N. 4th St. in a non-"elite" area of Philly.)
Kade's worst housing situation was with the student, who is a quiet, no-nonsense guy, completely unlike Kade. The situation didn't last long and the student gave Artie the heave-ho for several reasons, including the reason that Kade sucks at paying his share. We checked it out, and we can comfortably say that the student (a med student at Jefferson) is far more intelligent and dedicated to his craft. We wish him the best and are sure he'll overcome the trauma of living with a guy who, we're told, doesn't shower much, doesn't use cologne (smells bad), and does indeed wear the same outfits (usually t shirts) over and over. Those pictures we saw of Kade's room with the disgusting carpet... those were not aberrations.
Kade's biggest enablers (there will be another in-depth post later) have been GN Kang, Marissa Rosen, Brett Perloff, Chad Boonswang, Tony Churchilio (mentioned in the Philly Magazine article as "Church"), Sabrina Strickland, and more recently Ron Hansen. Marissa Rosen, the cackler, moved away and since then, no one who knows Kade has wanted to be in a video or be seen publically backing him. We're not sure what effect the Lego Wig blog has had in Kade's "Players" circle, but we do know that the word is getting out within that circle of Philadelphians. Our tipsters all noted that they have passed the blog on to others who hang out with Artie and knew him when he was younger, when he was basically considered a quiet, shy kid, but basically a loser. Sources say it's unlikely we'll see any of Kade's friends voluntarily go on camera--they're too smart to put themselves out there next to a mysogynist with questionable career and fashion choices.
Our sources say that Kade's parents were initially supportive of Kade looking into modeling/acting, although they were wary that he was 31 and most parents would've said he should look for a real job. The sources say, however, that as time goes on, Kade's parents are questioning the whole thing and they think his parents are worried they're going to end up supporting Arthur when this all crashes. You can see tidbits of this where his step mother puts on a happy face (while giving him a ridiculous haircut that became the name of this blog) but soon after, his father questioned Kade's penchant for eating out at overpriced restaurants when he doesn't have the income to justify it.
Of all Arthur's people, G-N Kang (thank you to a reader for e-mailing the art displayed above) has been the most steadfast and supportive. Many people have told us that G-N is a nice person at first, but when you get to know her, she is obsessed with become a celebrity, somewhat like a female Arthur. Not content to be a sidekick on a third-rate local morning show, she wants to become well-known and has spent a lot of time and money to enhance her appearance (which anyone can see if they go to her webpage, which has a full section dedicated to her plastic surgeries). This fixation on looks is shared with the Lego Wig, a tie that binds the two together. G-N and Kade's friendship has seen cracks in recent weeks as Kade's "journey" has started to go off the tracks and show signs of craziness.
Speaking of craziness, club owners and restaurant owners have apparently noticed that Kade is unhinged--they actively dislike him. Apparently, servers and bartenders are in on it... a few weeks ago, at one of Kade's favorite restaurants, it is alleged that someone pissed in Kade's drink (a very slight amount) before bringing it to him. While Kade was drinking it and apparently not noticing, which was the idea, the service staff was laughing amongst themselves from the other side of the restaurant. The staff at Cosi dislikes Kade as well--regarding him as a moocher who mooches off free wifi by buying the absolute minimum. Apparently, Kade also believes he should get things "comped" -- free coffee, sandwiches, etc. He has tried this at Starbucks also... the word is that people are onto him and actively dislike him.
This brings us to the Mogul Room at "G". We have it from a good source that Kade is not allowed into the Mogul Room anymore, because the owners of "G" believe he is too much "drama"--meaning that he walks around with a camera, hectors people to take pictures, is openly mocked while out in Philly (Kade pretends they are "fans"), and Kade is usually wearing a t-shirt. Kade has continued to lie about his welcome status in the Mogul Room, but he is friends with Brett Perloff, so presumably he'll still be able to get into Brett's clubs.
Females who know Kade say he used to be more normal, almost like a regular person (only slightly deluded) but now he has become a pariah. Our best female source said Kade was a "7" before "The Journey" but now he's only a "4.5". The reasons are apparent--poor fashion, smells bad, moocher, bad skin, lego wig, bags under eyes, creepy persona, and ptosis. Needless to say, Kade should've stayed with the "Philly 6" he was dating prior to being dumped by her before "the Journey". Apparently, Kade's growing weirdness was a big factor in her leaving him.
Well that's all for now, like I said, there is a lot of info coming in and it takes a while to sort through the details. There is so much more to tell... until next time, keep checking the blog and have a great weekend!
Other loose odds and ends:
- Website data updated to include this weekend.... Since launching last Sunday (with no link posting or marketing the site on Sunday) we have had 37,000 page visits, from every continent except Antarctica.. Apparently this site is popular not just in the U.S., but the rest of the English-speaking world--Australia and the U.K. are right behind Canada, followed by several European countries, South Africa, and East Asia (e.g. Japan).
- Our site gets much more traffic than Lego Wig's own blog, gets many more comments, and has better fans. Look at our artwork section if you don't believe this.
-The average viewer to our site views 4.66 pages per day. Almost 80% of site visitors visit more than one page, for a "bounce rate" just over 20% ("bounce" is Google Analytics terminology for someone who views one page and bounces). Low bounce rate means this site draws people in to read more... good measure of success.
- We're growing every day. The most recent data shows that 29% of site visitors are new visitors. Help us keep adding to that--let your friends/coworkers know. Even if it's just scribbling a note on a sticky note and putting it on their desk.... it all helps get the word out.
- We get most of our traffic from people directly typing in our URL... however, our percentage traffic from search engines is increasing significantly... it's doubled in the last 4 days (although still far less than direct hits). It is funny that when people type in "Arthur Kade", they're starting to end up here... still a lot of room for improvement and we should be climing the search results each day. The average person who finds the site via search engine visits a whoping 6.5 pages, clearly a good audience for us. Imagine meeting Kadyshes out on the street and he tells you his name and you go home and Google it and then you come to this site... how hilarious would that be? Even better, imagine you type in "lego" and you end up here... apparently, people are doing this and coming to the site and reading it, instead of leaving. As Kadouches would say, "amazing".
- Upcoming: We're working on more stories about Kade's poor tipping, his sitting in expensive areas of clubs even though he usually only drinks soda (which he makes known to everyone), and Kade' open mockery by other people at bars. We'll have specific examples and a full round-up next time.
read more “Inside the Arthur Kadyshes Farce”
It's important to keep in mind that all our information was volunteered freely and we are greatly appreciative. We confirmed that all these people know Doucheboy and have been giving us their honest opinions and observations. Looking back over the emails and texts, I'm going to make this the first post (of many) that will reveal what we've learned so far... I simply can't get it all into one post and there are still other parts that are unclear/need follow-up. If this post seems fragmented, it's because there is so much ground to cover and our tipsters have a lot more to tell us. Also, I'm trying to copy some of Kade's shitty writing tendencies in this entry (e.g. 5.9765 months, overuse of commas, overuse of quotes, and quoting myself in quotes).
Starting at the top, Ron Hansen is apparently a nice, quiet, shy guy. He wouldn't seem like the type to hang around with Arthur Kadyshes, but they have been roommates for several weeks now. Tipsters say the lease is in Ron's name, and Kade hasn't been on any lease in a long time. He's a house guest--he pitches in for rent sometimes, but not always. Before living with Ron, he was living in the living room of a student, after his first living arrangement ended badly. The arrangement with the student ended badly, too. Kade crashed with G-N Kang for a while, but we're not sure how long or why that situation end. Frankly, we're shocked that situation ended, because G-N is Kade's #1 enabler, shooting much of his video and pictures and generally encouraging Kade.
With Marissa Rosen out of the picture, G-N has become Artie's "go to" girl. Ron has stepped up into a similar role during the same time that many of Kade's "Players" have stopped returning calls or hanging out with him. At some point, Kade made it known that he was low on cash (tipster actually said he used the word "poor" back in the Spring when Kade still had some sense of reality) and presumably this made people avoid him. He started to get a reputation as a sponge/loafer/couch crasher.
Some informants have questioned Kade's choices with money after his gig with Ameriprise ended. For example, if Kade really "owned' a condo, like he claims, he must have had little or no equity in it or sold it for less than he bought it, because not long after, he was said to be hurting for money. He did buy a new car, but he is a bad driver, so he relies on public transportation "more than anyone else I know with a car". Maybe Artie just sucks at driving, or maybe he is hurting for money ($15 Bolt Bus to NYC) and wants to save on NYC parking, the tunnels and bridges, and gas money. How ironic that not only is Kade the ultimate, striving "Bridge and Tunnel" exemplar, he doesn't even drive up there, he uses the train and bus to go through those bridges and tunnels! In short, Art is the exact same "B and T trash" that he attempts to deride on his blog.
Back to the roommate/enabler situation... Ron (Arthur's roommate) is the "CEO" of a "marketing company" based in Perkasie, PA, which is apparently a hotbed of autoracing and marketing or, more likely, just a family home address. The address for WOT Marketing's "World Headquarters" is the relatively rural home address of 312 Harriet Drive, Perkasie PA... Check Google maps and you will be rolling on the floor laughing. (This is all public info available on WOT Marketing's site, by the way...) Hansen's also the guy behind the "Race Chairs" logo on Kade's site. We visited the link and it took us to an online shop of tacky leather chairs bought by people with no taste willing to blow money on something that belongs in the bedroom of an uncultured 14 yr old boy who has a hard-on for race cars. As far as helping Arthur, we've seen several videos where Athur brags that Ron ("a professional chef," said Kade) made him cereal or put some leftovers in the 'fridge. Awesome, Artie!
Sources agree that no respectable girl is going to want to accompany Doucheboy back to his den, but sources were divided on whether the apartment is in Camden or just a less desirable part of Philly. Our most trustworthy source said Camden, but we haven't been able to confirm it either way... the key is, Chatteau Kade is a joke. (Editor's note: four people emailed in and all agreed, the building in Kade's videos in 444 N. 4th St. in a non-"elite" area of Philly.)
Kade's worst housing situation was with the student, who is a quiet, no-nonsense guy, completely unlike Kade. The situation didn't last long and the student gave Artie the heave-ho for several reasons, including the reason that Kade sucks at paying his share. We checked it out, and we can comfortably say that the student (a med student at Jefferson) is far more intelligent and dedicated to his craft. We wish him the best and are sure he'll overcome the trauma of living with a guy who, we're told, doesn't shower much, doesn't use cologne (smells bad), and does indeed wear the same outfits (usually t shirts) over and over. Those pictures we saw of Kade's room with the disgusting carpet... those were not aberrations.
Kade's biggest enablers (there will be another in-depth post later) have been GN Kang, Marissa Rosen, Brett Perloff, Chad Boonswang, Tony Churchilio (mentioned in the Philly Magazine article as "Church"), Sabrina Strickland, and more recently Ron Hansen. Marissa Rosen, the cackler, moved away and since then, no one who knows Kade has wanted to be in a video or be seen publically backing him. We're not sure what effect the Lego Wig blog has had in Kade's "Players" circle, but we do know that the word is getting out within that circle of Philadelphians. Our tipsters all noted that they have passed the blog on to others who hang out with Artie and knew him when he was younger, when he was basically considered a quiet, shy kid, but basically a loser. Sources say it's unlikely we'll see any of Kade's friends voluntarily go on camera--they're too smart to put themselves out there next to a mysogynist with questionable career and fashion choices.
Our sources say that Kade's parents were initially supportive of Kade looking into modeling/acting, although they were wary that he was 31 and most parents would've said he should look for a real job. The sources say, however, that as time goes on, Kade's parents are questioning the whole thing and they think his parents are worried they're going to end up supporting Arthur when this all crashes. You can see tidbits of this where his step mother puts on a happy face (while giving him a ridiculous haircut that became the name of this blog) but soon after, his father questioned Kade's penchant for eating out at overpriced restaurants when he doesn't have the income to justify it.
Of all Arthur's people, G-N Kang (thank you to a reader for e-mailing the art displayed above) has been the most steadfast and supportive. Many people have told us that G-N is a nice person at first, but when you get to know her, she is obsessed with become a celebrity, somewhat like a female Arthur. Not content to be a sidekick on a third-rate local morning show, she wants to become well-known and has spent a lot of time and money to enhance her appearance (which anyone can see if they go to her webpage, which has a full section dedicated to her plastic surgeries). This fixation on looks is shared with the Lego Wig, a tie that binds the two together. G-N and Kade's friendship has seen cracks in recent weeks as Kade's "journey" has started to go off the tracks and show signs of craziness.
Speaking of craziness, club owners and restaurant owners have apparently noticed that Kade is unhinged--they actively dislike him. Apparently, servers and bartenders are in on it... a few weeks ago, at one of Kade's favorite restaurants, it is alleged that someone pissed in Kade's drink (a very slight amount) before bringing it to him. While Kade was drinking it and apparently not noticing, which was the idea, the service staff was laughing amongst themselves from the other side of the restaurant. The staff at Cosi dislikes Kade as well--regarding him as a moocher who mooches off free wifi by buying the absolute minimum. Apparently, Kade also believes he should get things "comped" -- free coffee, sandwiches, etc. He has tried this at Starbucks also... the word is that people are onto him and actively dislike him.
This brings us to the Mogul Room at "G". We have it from a good source that Kade is not allowed into the Mogul Room anymore, because the owners of "G" believe he is too much "drama"--meaning that he walks around with a camera, hectors people to take pictures, is openly mocked while out in Philly (Kade pretends they are "fans"), and Kade is usually wearing a t-shirt. Kade has continued to lie about his welcome status in the Mogul Room, but he is friends with Brett Perloff, so presumably he'll still be able to get into Brett's clubs.
Females who know Kade say he used to be more normal, almost like a regular person (only slightly deluded) but now he has become a pariah. Our best female source said Kade was a "7" before "The Journey" but now he's only a "4.5". The reasons are apparent--poor fashion, smells bad, moocher, bad skin, lego wig, bags under eyes, creepy persona, and ptosis. Needless to say, Kade should've stayed with the "Philly 6" he was dating prior to being dumped by her before "the Journey". Apparently, Kade's growing weirdness was a big factor in her leaving him.
Well that's all for now, like I said, there is a lot of info coming in and it takes a while to sort through the details. There is so much more to tell... until next time, keep checking the blog and have a great weekend!
Other loose odds and ends:
- Website data updated to include this weekend.... Since launching last Sunday (with no link posting or marketing the site on Sunday) we have had 37,000 page visits, from every continent except Antarctica.. Apparently this site is popular not just in the U.S., but the rest of the English-speaking world--Australia and the U.K. are right behind Canada, followed by several European countries, South Africa, and East Asia (e.g. Japan).
- Our site gets much more traffic than Lego Wig's own blog, gets many more comments, and has better fans. Look at our artwork section if you don't believe this.
-The average viewer to our site views 4.66 pages per day. Almost 80% of site visitors visit more than one page, for a "bounce rate" just over 20% ("bounce" is Google Analytics terminology for someone who views one page and bounces). Low bounce rate means this site draws people in to read more... good measure of success.
- We're growing every day. The most recent data shows that 29% of site visitors are new visitors. Help us keep adding to that--let your friends/coworkers know. Even if it's just scribbling a note on a sticky note and putting it on their desk.... it all helps get the word out.
- We get most of our traffic from people directly typing in our URL... however, our percentage traffic from search engines is increasing significantly... it's doubled in the last 4 days (although still far less than direct hits). It is funny that when people type in "Arthur Kade", they're starting to end up here... still a lot of room for improvement and we should be climing the search results each day. The average person who finds the site via search engine visits a whoping 6.5 pages, clearly a good audience for us. Imagine meeting Kadyshes out on the street and he tells you his name and you go home and Google it and then you come to this site... how hilarious would that be? Even better, imagine you type in "lego" and you end up here... apparently, people are doing this and coming to the site and reading it, instead of leaving. As Kadouches would say, "amazing".
- Upcoming: We're working on more stories about Kade's poor tipping, his sitting in expensive areas of clubs even though he usually only drinks soda (which he makes known to everyone), and Kade' open mockery by other people at bars. We'll have specific examples and a full round-up next time.
8/26/09
Razor infomercial... Arthur's living the dream!
How many A-list celebrities get the chance to star in their very own infomercial and watch chicks shaving their legs???? Only one, our very own Arthur. He truly is changing "The Biz"........getting high fives from a director?? having him say your name??? You rock AK!!!
So while DoucheBoy is running around saving the Gen Pop from their daily "miserable disgusting lives", attending Britney Spears concerts with all the other 14 year old girls and admitting he has no balls in his pants, we will be here. Wondering exactly how many parenthesis does one run-on sentence really need.
Here's the latest post from El Lego Wig, including 2 videos that were filmed by GN Kang of Wired 96.5:
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While sitting at Rouge tonight, I was speaking to a very successful and amazing doctor who deals with all of the famous tennis players like Federer (Who I consider the “Arthur Kade” of tennis), Roddick, and Nadal, and we were talking about my career, and he asked me what he thought was my biggest strength in an arena around where almost everybody around me fails, and I said, “Outside of everything you see before you (My looks, handsome nature, and Rugged charm), it’s “”That I don’t really give a shit”", and he smiled, and responded, “That’s good, because Once you “”Give a shit”", then you’re dead in the water”, and I laid back in my chair, reflected on a crazy ass successful day on set and week so far, and said, “I really don’t give a shit, because I win no matter what because I am REAL and GENUINE.” He was showing me pictures of all the travelling he had done, and I said, “You’re a man after my own heart” (He was living an Arthur Kade existence with all the travelling and the adventures), I get to live my dream for a living, and it’s the best”. People all around the world are using me to change and inspire their lives, and there is nothing in the world that will ever stop the Kade Train from changing, “The Biz”, and giving it a much needed overhaul, and once I look it at “The Biz” as a business, and not my next conquest, then “I am done”, and can retire to St. Tropez to sleep with Russian Model 10’s all day (I have never really dated that many Russians, but think the girls are the most beautiful in the world besides Brazilian and Cuban and could see having my first wife be one).
That has been the beauty of “The Journey”, taking a great looking guy who all he did was give a shit his whole life about what everyone around him thought and wanted (Although I still lived that celebrity life that no one else ever has besides a few that are “A List” celebs that had a but more money, but not more fun), and realized in the last year that he is the The American Dream, and that he can go for broke and “Not Fail”, because there has never been anything like him, there has never been anyone like him, and nrver will be again, and his goal will be achieved no matter what, and the Gen Pop Will watch and no matter what their opinion, they will cheer for a modern day superhero like Batman who is running around protecting the innocent from their daily miserable disgusting lives, and once I forget that “The Journey is about not just one person (Arthur Kade), but millions who are watching, then it’s lost it’s value.
While on set today, I got to work with one of the most up and coming directors in “The Biz”, Jim Nicholl who did “Mulberry Street”, and he had me featured as a Deputy in a scene in his movie that one of the PA’s called a “Post Apocalyptic drama about Vampires”, and it was the first time I had worked on a horror film, and I think that may be a genre that I want to fip my feet in once I’ve knocked out a couple Platinum hits, and it was probably the most fun set I’ve worked on to date. The AD called my look “Perfect” and “Menacing”, and I got “High Fived” by Jim several times because he said, “We killed it”, and I am sure that I left a lasting impression with one of the most up and coming guys out there, because he remembered my name (He said, “ARRRRTTTTHHUURRR” when high fiving me), and the movie stars the young kid, Colin, from Gossip Girl (A show I was featured on in May), and a girl who was in The Craft, and now me.
I am off to NYC again today to audition for an infomercial for Women’s razors (Non-speaking but will feature my body while a girl saves her legs, and I can kill this role because girls that I have dated always shower with me probably wanting to see my body naked and envision Sly Stallone from “The Specialist” when he uses Sharon Stone ((Who was a 9.63 in Basic Instinct, and if her boobs were a bigger would have been a 9.8 because she is one of the most “Smart Sexy”, and has the best “I will fuck you on the sidewalk” looks in “The Biz”))), and I received a call from the agency and the woman said, “I remembered you from like 2 months ago when you submitted on NYCastings.com, and you weren’t right for that project, but I think you could fit this one”, and I thought to myself, “How many other working actors who are on the verge of Super stardom, and rising celebs, have the impact that I do where casting agents remember their face after a few months?”, and that’s when I remembered that’s what make me, me.
I am also deciding if I want to go the Britney Spears Concert tonight at MSG, and whether I should have my people contact her publicist for great seats for me because I’m sure her team would want me comfortable, a Britney Concert is a great place to pick up girls (I will be writing about my top places soon).
“Balls are not what you have in your pants, but what you have in your heart”….Arthur Kade 08/25/09
Here are pictures from set and pics and videos from my night out at the fashion show at Union Trust Steakhouse, and Rouge:
read more “Razor infomercial... Arthur's living the dream!”
So while DoucheBoy is running around saving the Gen Pop from their daily "miserable disgusting lives", attending Britney Spears concerts with all the other 14 year old girls and admitting he has no balls in his pants, we will be here. Wondering exactly how many parenthesis does one run-on sentence really need.
Here's the latest post from El Lego Wig, including 2 videos that were filmed by GN Kang of Wired 96.5:
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While sitting at Rouge tonight, I was speaking to a very successful and amazing doctor who deals with all of the famous tennis players like Federer (Who I consider the “Arthur Kade” of tennis), Roddick, and Nadal, and we were talking about my career, and he asked me what he thought was my biggest strength in an arena around where almost everybody around me fails, and I said, “Outside of everything you see before you (My looks, handsome nature, and Rugged charm), it’s “”That I don’t really give a shit”", and he smiled, and responded, “That’s good, because Once you “”Give a shit”", then you’re dead in the water”, and I laid back in my chair, reflected on a crazy ass successful day on set and week so far, and said, “I really don’t give a shit, because I win no matter what because I am REAL and GENUINE.” He was showing me pictures of all the travelling he had done, and I said, “You’re a man after my own heart” (He was living an Arthur Kade existence with all the travelling and the adventures), I get to live my dream for a living, and it’s the best”. People all around the world are using me to change and inspire their lives, and there is nothing in the world that will ever stop the Kade Train from changing, “The Biz”, and giving it a much needed overhaul, and once I look it at “The Biz” as a business, and not my next conquest, then “I am done”, and can retire to St. Tropez to sleep with Russian Model 10’s all day (I have never really dated that many Russians, but think the girls are the most beautiful in the world besides Brazilian and Cuban and could see having my first wife be one).
That has been the beauty of “The Journey”, taking a great looking guy who all he did was give a shit his whole life about what everyone around him thought and wanted (Although I still lived that celebrity life that no one else ever has besides a few that are “A List” celebs that had a but more money, but not more fun), and realized in the last year that he is the The American Dream, and that he can go for broke and “Not Fail”, because there has never been anything like him, there has never been anyone like him, and nrver will be again, and his goal will be achieved no matter what, and the Gen Pop Will watch and no matter what their opinion, they will cheer for a modern day superhero like Batman who is running around protecting the innocent from their daily miserable disgusting lives, and once I forget that “The Journey is about not just one person (Arthur Kade), but millions who are watching, then it’s lost it’s value.
While on set today, I got to work with one of the most up and coming directors in “The Biz”, Jim Nicholl who did “Mulberry Street”, and he had me featured as a Deputy in a scene in his movie that one of the PA’s called a “Post Apocalyptic drama about Vampires”, and it was the first time I had worked on a horror film, and I think that may be a genre that I want to fip my feet in once I’ve knocked out a couple Platinum hits, and it was probably the most fun set I’ve worked on to date. The AD called my look “Perfect” and “Menacing”, and I got “High Fived” by Jim several times because he said, “We killed it”, and I am sure that I left a lasting impression with one of the most up and coming guys out there, because he remembered my name (He said, “ARRRRTTTTHHUURRR” when high fiving me), and the movie stars the young kid, Colin, from Gossip Girl (A show I was featured on in May), and a girl who was in The Craft, and now me.
I am off to NYC again today to audition for an infomercial for Women’s razors (Non-speaking but will feature my body while a girl saves her legs, and I can kill this role because girls that I have dated always shower with me probably wanting to see my body naked and envision Sly Stallone from “The Specialist” when he uses Sharon Stone ((Who was a 9.63 in Basic Instinct, and if her boobs were a bigger would have been a 9.8 because she is one of the most “Smart Sexy”, and has the best “I will fuck you on the sidewalk” looks in “The Biz”))), and I received a call from the agency and the woman said, “I remembered you from like 2 months ago when you submitted on NYCastings.com, and you weren’t right for that project, but I think you could fit this one”, and I thought to myself, “How many other working actors who are on the verge of Super stardom, and rising celebs, have the impact that I do where casting agents remember their face after a few months?”, and that’s when I remembered that’s what make me, me.
I am also deciding if I want to go the Britney Spears Concert tonight at MSG, and whether I should have my people contact her publicist for great seats for me because I’m sure her team would want me comfortable, a Britney Concert is a great place to pick up girls (I will be writing about my top places soon).
“Balls are not what you have in your pants, but what you have in your heart”….Arthur Kade 08/25/09
Here are pictures from set and pics and videos from my night out at the fashion show at Union Trust Steakhouse, and Rouge:
8/22/09
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Contest Ends September 30!
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Contest Ends September 30!
We will be publishing Lego Kades and entering them into a contest. There will be an interesting, worthwhile prize to the winner. To make your submissions, post a URL in a comments thread or email to legowigkade@gmail.com -- be sure to include an email we can reach you at if you win! We will make sure the winning design is sent to all of Kade's "Players", his acting coaches, speech therapist, step mother, casting types he's auditioning with... your design will be noticed. Celebrate the worst hair in "Young Hollywood" and may the douchiest, most block-headed Lego Wig creator win!
In other news, keep supporing our "Brand" of Lego Wig Douche-bashing. In 3 days we are nearing 10,000 page views and our most recent re-blogs of Kade's Krap are getting as many/more comments than his own blog--especially since a lot of his "fan comments" are written by himself. Thank you for your support! You're voting and it's clear you prefer our "Brand". (Maybe it's because you're literate and you appreciate us not being special ed students like Kade.)
Many emails have asked us, who are we? We're a collaborative website, run by a half dozen intelligent, creative people. We don't have much time to spend, but since we're sharing powers between a half dozen people, it works well... 10 min a day at most, per person. If you want to help out with administration, drop us a line. We're also open to submissions, free speech, and social commentary, so feel free to get in touch or send in submissions.
We have some upcoming projects and interesting research going on. We're going to make contact with people casting and directing projects that Kadouches has or may audition for and we're going to confront Kade's enablers with the facts--a confrontation to his blatant and ubiquitous lies. A phone drive to Wired96.5 (home of "Chio in the Morning") to request that GN Kang clarify her use of passes (received via her employment) for a mysogynist sociopath is in the works as well. We're gathering information from people who know Kade and GN so the letter we send to the station and its parent company is thorough and convincing.
Another project we are doing is a "look book", something like an actor gives to a casting director on an audition... we'll submit some of Kade's super-douchey pictures and clippings of his most retarded comments. There is a lot more to tell, so check back with us frequently. We'll be posting, emailing, and tweeting more information on other projects as we go... for now, enjoy the contest and send your comments here--be assured (insiders have told us) that Kade reads our site on an hourly basis and is shitting his pants than he can no longer control the comments by moderation.
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