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Besides the fact that Kade is a massive idiot, he is also:

1. A Gen-Pop extra (on the set of "Dark fields" on April 28th) who was doing "Family guy" impressions with another extra,
2. A delusional attention-whore who wants the dozen or so haters that visit his website on a semi-regular basis to believe that there are a lot of people who follow "Duh Gurney" and they want him to update his site and make it more interactive, and
3. A joke to humanity in general and a lisping, lying loser...this will be obvious to anyone who reads the cartoonish fantasies that Kade doles out on his trainwreck of a blog (complete with grammar corpses littering the digital landscape).

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He grins at his fantasy win while we facepalm at his reality failure.

How long can I keep doing this, you may wonder? Throwing out insults, marking his quotes in blue, calling him out on statements that I think are suspect...Well, I’m going to do it as long as it takes. I don’t believe Kade will kill himself, nor do I wish such a thing (not only for legal reasons but because I’m not quite that kind of asshole); therefore, this will go on for quite some time. I think that, by the time Kade decides to throw in the towel (which I suspect will take at least another year), everyone who started following Duh Gurney will be gone…and probably me, too (to be replaced by another Kater, no doubt). Until then, however…

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Kennerley vs. Kade 2: the video.

http://www.kerri-anne.com.au/index.php

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Katchin-guh up with Kade.

With the exception of 3 videos, all of the “Kade Nation Obsession Videos” are simply videos that have been uploaded to or are favorited by the LegoWigKade Youtube channel. It doesn’t upset me that he has done this. Why? Because he WANTS to upset me.

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LWK, the REAL Kade News Network (just like FOX news: biased as hell).

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Kade’s personal copy of CLEO magazine should be shredded…then sprinkled all over his bleeding face…after an Aussie gives him a good ol’ down-under beating

Some of you may be thinking, “Oh no. ANOTHER blog by Kade and ANOTHER hack job by LWK on that blog.” Well, you won’t be disappointed. It doesn’t depress me that Kade is furthering his whacko mind with his website; as a matter of fact, it entertains me and makes me laugh that a 32 (when’s his birthday?)-year-old man with dreams of becoming an actor would post a video of himself talking about “cleaning the spit off” his “thing” after showing a glimpse of his “celebrity life” (a.k.a. unwashed clothes on the god damn floor)

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Temple University Student Paper Column Written About Arthur Kadyshes

It looks like Arthur was in fact interviewed by his alma matter, Temple University, as he claimed, but the article really does nothing but make fun of him and allow Kade to spew forth information about his favorite places in Philly. You've got to love Arthur telling them "when I'm not dressed up I'll mostly wear clothes from Barney's New York." Gee Arthur, we didn't know Barney's was selling cheap t-shirts that 12  year olds wear, and cheap hats with brims that don't stay in place. Why not just tell them the truth about shopping at Wal-Mart and online t-shirt shops?

Here's the article. Oh, and Kade doesn't even have this up on his site yet! The original article is available here. Go sound off in their comments and let them know what you think! We highlighted all of their negative comments in red just to help you keep track of the fact that they're really not that impressed with Kade.

Arthur Kade is larger than life. Or at least his ego is. The controversial “model” and “actor” gives his picks.

When it comes to living it up in Philadelphia, there’s only one way to do it: “Kade-style.” At least, that’s what Arthur Kade would tell you.

Arthur Kade poses for a late-evening photo shoot in sunglasses.

The 31-year-old investment banker-turned-wannabe-actor is one of the city’s most contentious Philly celebs. He’s a seemingly delusional fame ball who rates every woman he meets on a 10-point scale and refers to himself as “Philadelphia’s favorite son” and “the original modern actor.”

His blog – which documents what he calls “The Journey,” his path to becoming the next big award-winning actor – is so ripe with self-promoting cockiness that some have wondered whether he’s actually just a very committed performance artist pulling a hoax on all of us. And, when you consider the fact that he’s claimed to be too hot for Angelina Jolie, it doesn’t seem too big a stretch.

At least one thing is certain when it comes to Arthur Kade – he’s a man about town. He may be a permanent fixture on Gawker’s hit list (right next to fellow fame ball Julia Allison), but he does know how to party, and whenever a hot new club or restaurant opens, he’s there. He’s lived in Center City on-and-off for the last 10 years and claims to know all the best places to go – if you’ve got a little extra cash and some swagger.

Check out his picks:

EAT
My favorite restaurant in the city would have to be Buddakan. It gives the best combination of food, atmosphere and drink selection, and it has a really nice, young, hip crowd. They’ve been changing up their menu lately, and I haven’t been there in a while, but they had lobster crepes on the menu forever, and that was my favorite dish in the city.

 

I also love the Fountain Room at the Four Seasons. I go there for pure food and elegant dining. Parc is great for atmosphere, but the food is just OK. It’s copied after Pastis in New York City, and personally, I think the food at Pastis is better, but it’s a fun place to go anyway.

DRINK
I’ll go pretty much anywhere, but in terms of nightclubs, it’s all about G Lounge. Recess Lounge, which is opening next week, is going to be a new hot spot too. It’s a very exclusive, membership-only club, and my friend Ryan Dorsey, who used to run Z-Bar, is the manager.

I spend a lot of time in New York City, about three to four days a week now, and the New York club world is light years ahead of Philly’s, but a lot of steps are being taken to modernize the scene here.

I think the days of the big clubs are over for now, and we’ll see a return to smaller, more exclusive clubs like Recess Lounge or Strongbox, which is another club I go to all the time. It will be like when Bungalow 8 opened in New York several years ago, and only the best of the best got in. People like being in an environment like that, with a small group of friends and some bottle service.

I know I like walking into a club and seeing only my friends and hot girls I want to be there.

SHOP
I don’t do much shopping in the city. I mostly shop in New York. But for men’s clothes, the best place to shop around here is Boyd’s. I grew up in the fashion business, working in retail and modeling, and I like the better things in life. Places like Boyd’s really offer that.

I’m very, very fashion forward, and I love wearing Gucci, Prada or Jil Sander for Men when I’m dressed up. When I’m not, I’m more of a hipster, and I’ll wear clothes from Barney’s in New York.

PLAY
I don’t want to give away the location, but the new place to hang out in Philly is my house, Chateau Kade. I’ve always got booze, and I’ve got a lot of space, so people will come over to hang out and talk before or after we go out. There’s a lot of pre-gaming and post-gaming that happens there.

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Mancow Muller, You Are Our Only Hope - To Break Arthur Kade To Pieces

Looks like Arthur Kadyshes is finally going on a reputable radio show. It's sad that Arthur thinks it is because his fame is growing. Rather, it's because the curiosity of how one human being can be THAT ridiculous is a hard thing to avoid. Either way, we've got full hope that Mancow will do what other radio shows have failed to do, and that is to call Arthur out on the wide variety of lies he tells in interviews. You know, the ones about getting bottle service all the time (look for some interesting investigative news from us on that soon!), about being an up and coming Hollywood star when you've not acted in anything that anyone has ever seen, or about acting in trailers for pilots that don't stand a chance at being reviewed by "major networks," and plenty of other lies.

The lastest from arthurkade.com:

After another stellar interview with one of the most amazing, largest, and most popular stations in The South (I feel like I have taken the South by storm, and have now built a Ft. Lee like Stronghold in that part of the world and the amount of Fan Mail that I have been getting has been overwhelming and I want them all to know that I am taking “The Journey” to new levels so keep watching), I have now been contacted by one of the biggest, most popular, and most well known syndicated Radio Talk Show Hosts In The World and of all time, Erich Mancow of The Mancow Morning Show. Everyone knows him as the “Howard Stern” of the Midwest (He crushed Stern in The Midwest for years through the 90’s and has interviewed some of the biggest names in the world on his show) and has become one of the most well known and controversial radio shows in the country, and now he gets to talk to one of the most celebrated, fastest rising celebrities in the world, Arthur “Motherfuckin’” Kade (I will be on 6:40 CST ((7:40 EST)) on Monday Sept, 21st so make sure to tune in). His show is syndicated throughout the country, so all my fans from the East to the West will have a chance to see me do what I do, and I am sure that he and his crew will be pumped to know that I am coming on and we can kick it, “Kade Style”. Even Though these interviews are a bit time consuming, it’s one of those things that a celeb of my caliber has to do show the world The Brand’s dominance and growth like my peers in “Young Hollywood”.

I thought my Kadelanta Interview today was a little sterile and lacked the attitude and speed that The Brand and “The Journey” is known for because they asked me real boring questions, but overall the feedback was tremendous with me dominating all of the talking in the interview and giving them “Great Radio”, but I know that Mancow and I will get into the meat of what “The Journey” is all about, and why people around the world have rallied around me to make a future Oscar winner and “A List” Celeb. One of his producers contacted me today and said, “We would like to schedule an interview to talk to you live on the air on the growing popularity of your website and your celebrity”, and I thought this would be a great chance to take The Brand to The Midwest since the show is based in one of my favorite cities, Chicago, and begin the same “Kade Style” domination that I gave in The South.

In the meantime, I had an amazing session with Sharon today to work on a dialogue that I will nailing in Lemon’s class tomorrow from the amazing movie, Doubt, and I could tell that Sharon really liked this part for me because it allowed me to showcase the intensity and frustration that I sometimes feel with people who disagree with “The Journey” because they are too unsophisticated to understand the power and velocity of what I have created, and the vision that I am showcasing for all young actors to become a “Modern Actor”., and I have a Saturday photo shoot scheduled all day on Saturday for the TV show that I have been cast in, and this is being pitched to Major Networks. I have videos but can’t seem to download them right now so I will try and put them up tomorrow.

“When you know you shine bright, make sure to buy yourself another light bulb so you shine even brighter”…Arthur Kade…09/15/09

Here is the link to the interview with Kadelanta’s top station, Q100 (Scroll to the Interview With Arthur Kade), and videos from today:

http://www.q100atlanta.com/BertShow/tabid/227/Default.aspx
 

Here is a great Fan Email showing the power of The Brand in Kadelanta:

Hey Kade! Dude, I never thought I would be able to contact you! I know that I will NEVER be as super as you, but I still try to keep it as kade-style as possible. I hope you will be able to reply, because I am your biggest fan!! As a matter of fact, I was listening to you on The Bert Show this morning in Kadelanta. You totally rocked it out! PS, I thought that was pretty radical when you were kade-scaling them!! Sincerely, Alex

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Arthur Kade Lies His Way Through Yet Another Radio Interview

Check out Arthur Kade's latest radio interview with Q100 Atlanta by clicking the link here.
It's just the same old same old... same old lies, same old delusions of celebrity, same old name dropping of only about three people in Hollywood as evidence that "all of Hollywood knows who he is," same old garbage all the way around.

We did have a great laugh when a woman on the show asked "what award winning roles have you had that we could check you out in?" All Arthur could say was, "I've only been doing this for six months, but the resume is growing and growing." Pretty outstanding to get Arthur to admit that he hasn't acted in anything yet...

Some great closing quotes from the radio show hosts:

"We let him talk for 15 minutes and he bored me at the third minute."
"He was so boring!"
 "If he ever wins award, we hope Kanye will interrupt it. Kanye, we need you!"

Way to go Arthur! Another one down the toilet!

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Arthur Kade Dumbinates Yet Another Radio Interview

Click here to listen to Arthur clumsily lie his way through another radio interview with a station (ultra exclusive Panama City, Florida's island106.com) who's web site looks like it borrowed all the typography from Saved By The Bell's "The Max" restaurant.

Among some of the highlights:

Arthur claims that he is "close to top-tier" as a celebrity simply because of going to the Cartoon Network, and because he can say that Rebecca Romijn, and Adam Scott from Wedding Crashers are "fans," or becuase Jeremy Piven "knows who he is."

Arthur again claims the following: "I've dated models, I've dated supermodels, I've dated the most gorgeous sumermodels in the world internationally, nationally, so I have the experience to talk, from experience..."
A challenge to you Arthur: Give us the name of ONE, just ONE supermodel you have dated. We all know you cannot do to this, but we are very interested in watching you try. Prove it with a picture. We all know this is one of your biggest lies!

He was asked to rate one of the radio show hosts, named Holly. he gave her a 5.875, broke her down, and tried to explain a "gunt" as 'the upper region that connects the privates region to the stomach." Yeah, really, he did. At least the station asked him what makes him so much better than everyone else, and he again tried to justify his Kade Scale with the claim of having dated the most beautiful women in the world. The woman that he rated at the station at least reminded everyone that Arthur has no credibility to judge anyone.

They had some call-in comments from listeners at the end, including one woman who said "I think you are giving someone who is a nobody a lot of publicity for no reason. I'm a huge movie fan and I've never heard of the guy!"

Miguel at the station went off on Arthur at the end - and rightly so - by saying "Who do you think you are? You think you're an actor, but nobody knows who you are! And the Kween? That was a piece of crap! You aint nobody! Go back to Philadelphia and sit down and do some financials!"

Migeul, we couldn't agree more.

Here's what Arthur Kade had to say about the interview:

I’m running off to do the fashion show right now, but I wanted to post the amazing interview I did for my Florida fans this morning as I continue to build my Southern Domination stronghold of Popularity. I am sure I gave them a show that they will never forget (I call it “The Kade Experience), and listen as I rate and break down their co-host Holly (As only someone with my experience can), and how I rate her on the Kade Scale (I think she appreciated my sincerity and I may have affected her deeply knowing that I would not want her, and I hope she takes some of my recs and runs with them to improve her life, and rank higher next time I’m on the show when I am promoting a movie or TV show I’m in). We talked about my life, “The Journey”, how I am read and followed by stars in Hollywood, and how I plan to redefine “The Biz”. Their ratings probably went through the roof having someone of my caliber on because I can’t imagine that there is much going on with “The Biz” in the panhandle, but I am about spreading The Brand to everyone.

More and more people think I should turn my rating system into a model and charge people to self help them look better, or have husbands and boyfriends hire me to do make-overs on their spouses and girlfriends, but that may be down the line once I achieve Media Mogul status, and decide to expand the Kade Brand empire.  I also think it would help me continue to change people’s lives, because men will want their girls more, and girls will feel better about themselves and their bodies once I have Kadeified them.  I guess it’s food for thought.

“I’m not trying to be the next MJ, Ali, Gretsky, or Montana. I’m trying to be the first Arthur Kade”…Arthur Kade…09/10/09

Also, I received fanmail from one of the show’s fans (And now one of mine) who I think had good intentions, but she should realize that I am always honest, and that’s what makes me Arthur Kade:

Wow you really are not the nicest person. You rated Holly O’Conner as a 5.whatever and look at you Mr. You are no where near a 5 dear. You really do not have to be so harsh. Put yourself in others shoes hun ok. I am a fun outgoing high spirited 24 year old and work at 9-5 job that I may not “love” but I would not go so far as to reach to stardom by being a “DB”. Hope you have a good day, try not to hurt too many peoples feelings today. I think you really may have put a crutch in Holly’s day and broke her spirit a bit but you don’t care. You will go through day to day hurting people just to make yourself feel better. I have great looks and don’t someone to rate me, you need to get to know someone then rate them. Someone can become much more attractive by personality.

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