Before the main event, I must catch up on the posts that I deliberately skipped over in the past two weeks...

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Kennerley vs. Kade

Recently I cut & pasted a comment from Kade’s site asking if there was a Kade drinking game. Well, after looking in “the archives”, I found it…

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He ain't dead yet, motherfuckers!

Let's start off the month of February with a bit of fun, shall we?



And I know this would be stating the obvious, but it's being posted here for posterity:

Lastly, I know it's not as great as the most recent one I did (call it "Kadewars" if you will, but the title I gave it was "The Life of Arthur Kade, episode 1", and episode 2 is in production), but a voicemail would not be out of the question at this point, no?

Here.

With the low amount of comments on Kade's site, some may be speculating as to whether or not Kade's blog (maybe even his existence) is entering its final throes before the death knell. Well, who knows, but we here at the LegoWigKade Blogspot will watch the KadeShip sink completely before we sail off into the sunset, victorious. Until then, let the arrows fly!

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A Weekend in the Life of a Classless Douchebag

Let me start this heading by saying that he is completely out of material. He is now lying about lies before he lies about them. As a "Gen Popper" has already said on his blog, I wouldn't want anything to do with your classless weekend plans. Half-rate clothing? Check. Skanks? Check. Party that you do not know anyone attending? Check. Sounds fun! You are seriously past your "use by" date and are completely floundering. God, you can't even win biggest cunt in your own city. This is a new one; speculative delusions from our dancing monkey....

It’s amazing the degree to which the Gen Pop lives through the beautiful and exciting eyes of Arthur Kade, and the stuff that I get to do that Gen Poppers will never be able to experience on all fronts of “The Biz”, “The Journey”, being invited to the hottest parties as a celeb to party with other celebs, and of course developing a number 1 hit TV Show with IMG Media and authoring a NY Times Bestselling book “Repped” by Trident Media Group, and after dominating Rouge last night where I had 2 girls making out with each other for me at the bar, and then one of them making out with me for kicks, The Brand thought it would be a cool idea to show Kade Nation what a weekend in the life of a celebrity like Arthur Kade looks like in NYC and Philly in advance, and get their glands salivating waiting for the coverage blogs of this weekend.



Friday

I have been invited to be a guest judge and will be blogging about TITS Shirts doing an open call for gorgeous girls who want to be selected as their next “Wifey” for the new campaign for their T-Shirt Line and a collaboration “TITS X Michael K Calendar” (Ad Below), (These are the T-Shirts that I have been wearing a ton lately, and all Arthur Kade can say is that they are the hottest and edgiest line in KA right now, and he was even stopped on Collins Ave in Kadeami where a guy said, “I love their shirts!! You are the first person down here I have seen wearing one, and they are about to explode as a clothing line, and I have even tried to get them to use some of my photography”) The casting will be Friday the 11th from 1 - 7pm. Girls should come photo ready with something sexy to wear. Girls will have a chance to model in the store front window and be photographed for the blog. If they are selected they will be scheduled for Saturday or Sunday to shoot. There will be a LIve DJ all weekend, body painting, and a scene with Arthur Kade being approached by Kade Nation Fans and admirers that will rival Sundance.


Since Arthur Kade has created what “The Biz” considers to be the most accurate, revolutionary, honest, and amazing system of breaking down and assessing a girl’s beauty and sleepability in “The Kade Scale”, I will be helping choosing the finalists that will eventually have their images on the “Hottest T-Shirt” line in KA right now” (With all the media domination that my brand is creating on a global scale, I wonder if Arthur Kade will be compared to Donald Trump soon, and I think it would be great to see The Brand create a “Beauty Pageant” in the form of Ms. America, that uses “The Kade Scale” and “Arthur Kade” to help find the hottest girls in the world and make them celebs like myself), and I can’t wait to see the “Stripper Hot” and “Club Hot” talent that comes out to audition for the roles and meet The Brand.


After I guest appearance this event, I will head down to Trenton to watch The Philadelphia Passion’s next home game, and then head back to Philly for “Kade Style” social domination of it’s nightlife so that “Arthur Kade’s City” feels loved and wanted since he will begiving so much of it to NYC the whole weekend.


Saturday


As any other celebrity, rising actor and author, and famous person needs to do, Arthur Kade is heading back to NYC in the morning to hang out with “Smokin’ “”Porn Hot”" Porn Star legend, Courtney Cummz (When I mentioned this to one of my friends, he said, “Holy Shit!! She is probably my favorite porn star, and she is smoking hot” and I replied, “These are the times everyone loves being my friends because I give them this kind of access to other BIG names” and other guys who have heard I will be hanging out with her have been begging me to take them with me because they think she is “The Hottest Thing on Earth” ) during the afternoon while she does her signing (I have hooked up with Porn Stars before ((Outside of being stars and talents beyond our years, this is just another thing Tiger Woods and Arthur Kade have in common)), and can tell anyone in the Gen Pop that hasn’t, there is no sex that can touch someone that is in the industry. Porn Stars know their body inside and out, and will do the amazing tricks and give the greatest sex on Earth possible, and the best part for The Brand is that they understand their role and aren’t trying to get “KadePregnated” or “Wifed” and are super clean because they are always being tested for STD’s and I told Papa Kade today at the salon, “Sometimes I think I may just settle down with a Porn Star because they just “”Get It”"”.


Arthur Kade will then will check into my hotel in NYC, and then attend an invitation only party at a guy’s loft in Soho (I am told that this guy is considered one of the biggest socialites in NYC as well, and spares no expenses on his events, and considering he is throwing it for one of his best friends, and the party is called “Naughty or Nice”, I expect The Brand will have girls throwing themselves all over him trying to “Wife Up Hollywood’s next Big Thing”, and get written about how they had sex with “The Golden One” in his blog. I expect that this party will give us a fill of gorgeous girls to play with, but in case it doesn’t, Arthur Kade will use his “King Of NY” status and transfer the party to anyone of NYC’s most popular clubs.


Sunday


Once Arthur Kade wakes up from “Kade Style” domination from the night before (I am hoping that there isn’t an NYC 9 or 10 in my bed that refuses to let me leave because she just keeps wanting to get “Kaded”), he will begin his “Kade Style” Domination of “The Biz” with a HUGE audition for a principal part for a Feature Film (I am waiting for the sides to be sent over so I begin my Crafting work into becoming the character for the audition) at 1PM (The casting director just told me that the Director of the movie specially selected me because “My look is perfect for the role” and all I kept thinking was “My look is pretty much perfect for most roles, but he probably wants an up and coming name in his movie to “Headline” or “Carry” his investment like Arthur Kade), and then head over to begin “Fight Training” for the “Warrior Part” that I have bee cast in with other cast mates the whole afternoon. We will be working with swords and spears, so it will be interesting to see how much knowledge was retained from my training and acting on “The Last Airbender” and whether my “Quick Twich Muscles will fire at will”.


“Most Gen Poppers are “”Attention Whores”". Arthur Kade is just an “”Attention Magnet”"”…Arthur Kade…12/10/09


Here is the promo for The “TITS Event” that I am guest judging and appearing at, and some of the super hot past images that they have used for their T-Shirts in the past

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Broadway

Just more bullshit from the Cock Gobbler that will never come to fruition and will just make his downfall all the harder. For him that is. We'll all love his downfall and celebrate it in the streets. I wouldn't be surprised if when it eventually comes they name a national holiday after it. We could use a little something in May, right? Don't really want to wait that long for the fall, but Kade-O De May-O has a nice ring to it, not to mention if it falls on May 5th the Mexicans will hopefully think us gringos are really accepting them and celebrate right along with us. I don't really need an excuse to drink Negro Modello and tequila, but I would gladly use the downfall of Crisco McLispy as one. More stupid, fucking delusional shit from Arthur Kadyshes...

FYI - We're going to start highlighting all the things in Kade's posts that are either total lies, are cannot be easily proven by himself. Should make things a little more fun to read.

Arthur Kade is a trained and exceptional theater actor from college, but yet I have focused all of my energy on Film and TV Acting which is my “Bread and Butter”, and now I am becoming an amazing author as well, so I have been avoiding getting involved in the Theater for fear that “The Biz” will see me more for that rather than what I have become more known for so far while ushering in the age of “The Modern Actor” (Anyone who has followed “The Journey” for the last 8 months today, knows that it was a transition for me to understand how to perfect the “Less is More” acting style for camera since I am such a big and alive personality, but Mike Lemon confirmed that I got there). I have turned down several opportunities to do local theater for fear that it would eat up so much time that I wouldn’t be able to focus on what has made me famous and “The Next Big Thing in TV”, but today I got a call for an audition for an Off-Broadway production that I think would showcase my tremendous theater abilities, and also put me in NYC for a while as well, and is written by a well-established playwright my agent said. I love stars like Fred Astaire and Judy Garland, and think I could have gotten to that level with the right amount of effort and training in my youth.

The part calls for a “Large Personality” and a “Strikingly Handsome” Man, so obviously The Brand got a call to audition on Thursday (I think my Italian Looks will fit this part perfectly), and it also calls for some “Basic Dancing”, and that is easy for me because I am a relatively artistic dancer who can pick things up quickly. I have also always felt like I have the charisma, looks, and charm, to carry a show, and because of my height, comedic timing, and voice inflection, I could be great in a Theater live in action. It will be interesting if I get the part and if it helps catapult me to a premier Broadway star, and considering that I have a TV Show “Dev Deal” with IMG Media and am about to have a hit network show and a bestselling book happening soon, is this the direction that I would want my career going right now. I always envisioned winning Little Oscar or Emmy first, and then pulling a “Julia Roberts” and doing some theater just to showcase that The Craft can be more important than the eight figure checks I will receive for movies, but if I get this part, it will be something to consider tp put on the resume for exposure.

Before the audition on Thursday, I have a HUGE photo-shoot in the morning with one of the edgiest and most up and coming photogs in KA, Lani Lee (Her work has been featured in Rolling Stone, and she is a pretty amazing talent having worked with celebs and artists like me) , and since I am The Brand, I have the opportunity and access to shoot with someone of her caliber that no one in Philly could ever touch, and I will also have her update my head shots to get them “Very Modern, Fresh, and Young”, and I am debating getting some facial skin treatments at the Spa tomorrow just so I can look in the 22-25 age range in the pictures. I have been waiting to work for her for the head shots for weeks, because I want them to be so Hot that when I move to KA next year, I won’t have to get them re-done, and finally it’s going to get done. I will try to video and photograph the shoot so Kade Nation and The Gen Pop can feel what it is like to watch a celebrity photographed behind the scenes by a balls ass hot photg, and the work involved in creating artistic beauty.

Tomorrow is moving day as well (I have Sharon at 9am and then a conference call with IMG Media at 11am and then Improv Class at 6:30 with Sharon, so tomorrow and Thursday are “Kade Style” Murder) , and I just bought a Pimped out new Sony LCD for the living room in Chateau Kade, and I can’t wait to bring my first 9 or 10 home and watch it before sex to set the mood. A TV like that can create an environment of sexuality and power, and can be great to watch pornos on while having amazing sex.

“Arthur Kade is starting a Kadeolution, and is our generation’s Napoleon Bonakade”…Arthur Kade…11/03/09

Since I am all about Kade Nation and Helping the Gen Pop, I wanted to also print an email a HUGE Fan wrote me for help to show my charitable side:

“I am a huge Kade fan, can’t wait for you to get a little oscar or ten!
Anyway, I am trying to locate a 60 year old lady named Robin Klimick or her son. She might be re married, but she’s a NY local, so I thought since your blog has so many followers, you might mention this and someone might know about her? She was a NY 8 in her day, and her ex boyfriend, a dear friend of mine, would love to recconect. Use the power of Kade to make the magic happen, please!
Beth”

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Piece of Rotten Meat - Arthur Kade Seriously Worries About Being Too Good Looking

Arthur, take it from us: the absolute LAST thing you need to worry about is being too good looking. What you need to worry about is that failed dye job, those giant eyebrows, the rapey eyes, the busted up, gigantic nose, the hideous nostrils, the bloody lips, the mouth spittle, the halitosis, the adult acne, and the oily skin.


The latest from arthurkade.com:

Ultra Good looking people always have a tough time being taken seriously both in the dating world, as well as the professional world, and one of the things that I was questioning with one of my girlfriends over the phone today was are my looks getting in the way of booking certain auditions, as well as hot girls taking me seriously because I am too good looking, a celebrity, and a soon to be household name named Arthur Kade. While out in Old City last night, a pretty black girl came up to me, and did a double take, and then said, “You’re?? Oh My God, You’re Arthur Kade”, and I could tell that once she had seen me in real life, she was so blown away at how much better looking I am than I come up even on camera, that it almost startled her, and I could see her blushing just from meeting me even though she was black and it was hard to tell. It really got me thinking about how I always had dreamed about having any girl I want throw themselves at me while growing up, and now that all of my dreams are coming true, and people recognize everywhere, are girls and employers too intimidated by The Brand, and the celebrity of “The Journey” to look at me as more than a “Piece of Meat”.

Over the last few weeks, I have made out with many girls in various places between NYC and Philly (I actually made out with multiple girls just in NYC alone at the Premier VMA After Parties that I dominated), and as I was talking to one of my girlfriends today I asked, “I am pretty much hooking up with any girl I want, but I think they look at me as purely this celebrity that will use them and abuse them, and I’m not sure I want to have all or any of them, but it’s like they get a thrill out of just knowing they made out with or got groped by Arthur Kade, and then cut it to go brag to their friends. Should I be proud this is happening because I’m this huge conquest for them, or upset that girls have no account for my feelings and totally just look at me as this piece of meat?” She responded by saying, “Girls look at you differently now because you’ve totally put yourself out there, and now that you’re famous and about to blow up, it’s gonna be hard for them to take you seriously. Plus, you treat them the same way, and I think they are trying not to let you get close because they know once they sleep with you, you have the upper hand, and can hurt them, but until then it’s just fun and they hooked up with Mr. Kade himself who only hooks up with 9’s and 10’s”. I told her, “I fell like George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Colin Farrell because these girls know the coin is coming and want to jump me like a high school sweetheart so I always have my guard up.” (Sometimes the Gen Pop and it’s anonymity is kind of refreshing, but I have chosen the life of a celeb, and have to deal with it’s “Plasticness”), but once in a while it would be nice to lay on my couch and not get texted because I’m Arthur Kade, the Celebrity.

This really got me thinking about the double standard that I may have created where girls may want to just use me for hooking up and sex, and never take me seriously because they may want to send a message to me that they can do to me what I do to them. The problem with that is, that they are losing out on a chance that if they perform well, or really impress me with their skills, we may be able to hang sexually for a week or so, and then they can get themselves in The Public Eye and maybe even advance their career, or at the very least get the chance to get to know me, and realize that Arthur Kade is a tremendous individual that can be learned from, and they can better their life because I will help the way they look and act, and help them make better career decisions.

One of the girls from NYC texted me, and I could tell that she wanted to get together and experienece The Brand at it’s fullest, but even though she was an NYC 8.5, I just felt like she was just looking to use me because of who I am and what I have accomplished. Sometimes I just want to head to a small town in California (I picked that state because even in small towns in CA, there are gorgeous girls unlike any other states), and meet girls who have never heard of “The Journey” and The Brand, but then I realize that if they do find out about it then they will try to wife me harder, so I midas will date 10’s from KA and NYC and save the trouble of them finding out.

Here is a video of the exercise Sharon puts me through to get into character for a monologue where I improv a scene similar to the scene I am about to play and a picture of me in glasses that a giel thought made me look very “Professorish and Mature Sexy”, and maybe should add it to my acting pics (I think the contrast with my hair looks great here, and it may be worth keeping my Blond Lochs and gettig fake glasses for a new “Kade Style” look.

“Sometimes Arthur Kade is a lonely road with a bright ending ahead with his “”Little Oscar”"”…Arthur Kade…09/16/09

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Transformation To Being A Complete Fool Almost Complete

One day of hair coloring wasn't good enough for Arthur Kadyshes, so he was back to the salon again today to further along his quest to look like an even bigger fool than he did yesterday. Important question: Was it really necessary to post four more fucking videos that are pretty much the same thing as he posted yesterday? Arthur, get a couple ribs removed already and just go to town sucking yourself off, okay?


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I am running around like crazy, debating whether or not I am heading to NYC for the party at the Rooftop on The Standard (Not sure I can make it with everything I have going on in the 215 today, but I hear from my sources up there who have spoken to my people that is it amazing looking, so if I can’t get up there today, I will make sure to make a celeb appearance this week). I spent another day at the salon continuing to get my hair to the level of “Kade Blonde” that I want (Having parent’s that own such an exclusive and Elite salon is such a blessing because I was able to get a facial((Although I look a little “Broken Out” because of it)), and continue to get the process of my hair to perfection). I got mixed reviews last night on the change, but most people agreed that once the “Real” color is realized, then it will look great with my “Beautiful green eyes”, but it was tough for people to gauge my new look. One girl said, “You are this gorgeous dark and handsome hunk, and now you look a bit clownish”, and that saddened me a bit, but then I remembered that it’s not about modeling anymore, it’s about making star directors in “The Biz” see my commitment to them and the progress of “The Journey”, and I can have almost any girl I want even if I was bald anyway. It’s still so confusing to see myself Blonde, and I have mixed feelings, but The Brand is all about change, diversity, and trendsetting for the Gen Pop.

The process of going from Dark to Blonde is so intense and can take 3-4 coloring sessions to get right (This is the first time I have every permanently colored my hair), and yesterday I came in a bit Orange, so we focused on getting me more ashy Blonde today. I am happy with the progress, but feel I may still be a touch orange right now, so I will let the color settle a few days, review it before my photo shoot for The Trailer presentation for my Gay Doctor role, and then possibly hit it again to perfect it. It is so close, but now I can see it and this is the price an actor pays for a part, his own beauty, and love of The Craft. That’s what makes me Arthur Kade, the courage to do what no one else will.

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so make sure you only date someone Beautiful”….Arthur Kade…09/12/09

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Arthur could be hanging out with Madonna, but isn't!

It's hard to be shocked by anything Arthur Kadyshes says anymore, but it always manages to happen. In the post below - hold on to your seats here folks - Arthur suggests that "the journey" "really stands for everything like the courage, freedom and justice that was displayed on this amazing day of remembrance, 9/11." Excuse us while we go vomit for a few minutes. It's one thing to say outlandish things, it's a much different thing to say something as disrespectful on this, and ON THE EIGHTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE SEPTEMBER 11TH ATTACKS. What a disgusting, worthless person. Arthur Kadyshes is a failure plain and simple. To suggest that his absurd life is even in any way exemplary of the heroism shown in the face of the worst tragedy this country has ever seen is flat out criminal.


On more thing: The breast picture below was posted on his site and eventually taken down, as was a photo of Arthur with the woman who they belong to. Why is this Arthur? Is it because no one with a reputation to preserve wants to be included in your stupid childish photos?

More craziness and 10 year old boy photos from the Lego Wig.


While talking to a friend during the fashion show that I did for the Rittenhouse Fall Festival (My one-lens sunglasses on the runway were a “Hit”, and I could it being a look for the upcoming fashion season that I have created as always. I wish I could have been in NYC because I had a guest invite to the Kiehl’s Party that was hosted by Emmanuelle Chiriqui (Sloan from Entourage, who is a Solid 9.655, with a sick body, great hair, stunning personality and beautiful face, great olive skin color that reminds me of my own, although there is something with her bottom quadrant of her face next to her mouth that is a bit off, but otherwise a VERY beautiful woman and very “Kade Worthy”), I was talking to one my friends who asked how things were going, and I answered, “I’m lighting it up right now. I just got my first principal part in a potential TV show being pitched, I have a new amazing agent who actually calls about auditions, and I am being interviewed by some of the top media outlets around the world. Things are just amazing, and I am about to cross over into the top tier of celebs soon, so I can bring you to all the hot parties I go to in New York and KA”. The Brand is really going global.


I also just told her that “The area that seems to love me a ton and think I am a great interview and rising star, is The South”. I was just booked to be interviewed by The Bert Show on Q100 in Atlanta, “”I call it Kadelanta”", on Tues. morning, and they had just featured me like a week ago”. She responded with, “That’s so great!! I am so proud of you. You are doing everything you said you were going to!!” The more I thought about this, the more I realized that as a celeb, I want my new and old fans to see me keeping a high profile, and although it can be difficult juggling a rising acting career, and high profile celeb status, it’s a job that has to be continuously done for the expansion of “The Brand”. I even got a text from a friend last night that said, “Broski, we need to start selling T-Shirts”, and I thought, “T-Shirt?? I’m thinking a whole couture clothing line that could be ready for a runway show in Fall ‘10 in NYC”.


My interviews with Ace and TJ, and Island 106 have been deemed legendary already, and now every station in the South wants to get to know me, and I can’t wait to communicate with Kadelanta on their #1 radio show (Q100 which talked about me last week) next week, and let them hear my voice and thoughts as I spread Kade Nation into America’s Southern Heartland. It’s great practice to do these interviews to prepare for the larger ones that will be coming up like Letterman, Fallon, Kimmel, Corrolla, Conan, and Stern who should be featuring me soon, considering the influence and name I am building in “The Biz” (I was thinking about how “The Journey” really stands for everything like the courage, freedom and justice that was displayed on this amazing day of remembrance, 9/11). I am on the cusp of being part of the “Major Talk Show Circuit”, and I am sure that everyone and their mother will be hitting me up for tickets for each show when it happens, but only the people who stuck by me through “The Journey” get to enjoy the amazing spoils and the Haters can go “Fuck Themselves”.


I the meantime, I thought I had to go to NYC for a new audition booked by my new agent, but he just emailed me that I wasn’t picked for the job (Was hoping to hit some parties for Fashion Week and the VMA’s tonight since I have some awesome invites from some publicists up there and I was really hoping to hang out with some fellow artists like J-Tim, T.I., and even Madonna), so I will be running around today in Philly, and probably getting my hair colored because we have our promo shots coming up for the Potential TV Pilot I am filming soon, and then the ultra exclusive re-opening of Strong Box Party tonight.

“Some people were born to do good.  Some to do great.  Some to do the impossible.  I was born to set the bar for all of those people”….Arthur Kade….09/11/09

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Arthur Kade Dumbinates Yet Another Radio Interview

Click here to listen to Arthur clumsily lie his way through another radio interview with a station (ultra exclusive Panama City, Florida's island106.com) who's web site looks like it borrowed all the typography from Saved By The Bell's "The Max" restaurant.

Among some of the highlights:

Arthur claims that he is "close to top-tier" as a celebrity simply because of going to the Cartoon Network, and because he can say that Rebecca Romijn, and Adam Scott from Wedding Crashers are "fans," or becuase Jeremy Piven "knows who he is."

Arthur again claims the following: "I've dated models, I've dated supermodels, I've dated the most gorgeous sumermodels in the world internationally, nationally, so I have the experience to talk, from experience..."
A challenge to you Arthur: Give us the name of ONE, just ONE supermodel you have dated. We all know you cannot do to this, but we are very interested in watching you try. Prove it with a picture. We all know this is one of your biggest lies!

He was asked to rate one of the radio show hosts, named Holly. he gave her a 5.875, broke her down, and tried to explain a "gunt" as 'the upper region that connects the privates region to the stomach." Yeah, really, he did. At least the station asked him what makes him so much better than everyone else, and he again tried to justify his Kade Scale with the claim of having dated the most beautiful women in the world. The woman that he rated at the station at least reminded everyone that Arthur has no credibility to judge anyone.

They had some call-in comments from listeners at the end, including one woman who said "I think you are giving someone who is a nobody a lot of publicity for no reason. I'm a huge movie fan and I've never heard of the guy!"

Miguel at the station went off on Arthur at the end - and rightly so - by saying "Who do you think you are? You think you're an actor, but nobody knows who you are! And the Kween? That was a piece of crap! You aint nobody! Go back to Philadelphia and sit down and do some financials!"

Migeul, we couldn't agree more.

Here's what Arthur Kade had to say about the interview:

I’m running off to do the fashion show right now, but I wanted to post the amazing interview I did for my Florida fans this morning as I continue to build my Southern Domination stronghold of Popularity. I am sure I gave them a show that they will never forget (I call it “The Kade Experience), and listen as I rate and break down their co-host Holly (As only someone with my experience can), and how I rate her on the Kade Scale (I think she appreciated my sincerity and I may have affected her deeply knowing that I would not want her, and I hope she takes some of my recs and runs with them to improve her life, and rank higher next time I’m on the show when I am promoting a movie or TV show I’m in). We talked about my life, “The Journey”, how I am read and followed by stars in Hollywood, and how I plan to redefine “The Biz”. Their ratings probably went through the roof having someone of my caliber on because I can’t imagine that there is much going on with “The Biz” in the panhandle, but I am about spreading The Brand to everyone.

More and more people think I should turn my rating system into a model and charge people to self help them look better, or have husbands and boyfriends hire me to do make-overs on their spouses and girlfriends, but that may be down the line once I achieve Media Mogul status, and decide to expand the Kade Brand empire.  I also think it would help me continue to change people’s lives, because men will want their girls more, and girls will feel better about themselves and their bodies once I have Kadeified them.  I guess it’s food for thought.

“I’m not trying to be the next MJ, Ali, Gretsky, or Montana. I’m trying to be the first Arthur Kade”…Arthur Kade…09/10/09

Also, I received fanmail from one of the show’s fans (And now one of mine) who I think had good intentions, but she should realize that I am always honest, and that’s what makes me Arthur Kade:

Wow you really are not the nicest person. You rated Holly O’Conner as a 5.whatever and look at you Mr. You are no where near a 5 dear. You really do not have to be so harsh. Put yourself in others shoes hun ok. I am a fun outgoing high spirited 24 year old and work at 9-5 job that I may not “love” but I would not go so far as to reach to stardom by being a “DB”. Hope you have a good day, try not to hurt too many peoples feelings today. I think you really may have put a crutch in Holly’s day and broke her spirit a bit but you don’t care. You will go through day to day hurting people just to make yourself feel better. I have great looks and don’t someone to rate me, you need to get to know someone then rate them. Someone can become much more attractive by personality.

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Kade Dumbinates Atlanta Radio Show

Well, we truly have a "don't know where to start" moment here! For starters, they laughed at him the entire time. It was terrible. Let's break down some of the details: 

Arthur claims that a producer prepping the interviewee is what happens when doing "international press. The problem? Arthur has not done ANY international press, or else we'd know about it. He would have blogged about it. Secondly, Arthur needs to take junior high geography again. Charlotte, NC is not "international" when one lives in the same country as that place. The word you're looking for Arthur, is "national.

His claim to have created the "modern actor" finally came with a description, and it's quite dumb: he calls the "modern actor" "the actor who embraces who they are no matter what." We're sorry, but we're at a total loss on this one. What does this even mean?  Does he not realize that plenty of actors throughout history have done exactly that? If by "embracing who you are, no matter what" means plugging along attempting to be an actor, even though you suck at it and will never improve, I think the phrase he's looking for is "era of the brain dead actor."

The latest from ArthurKade.com:

I just finished my amazingly amazing interview with the top syndicated radio show in The South, The Ace and TJ Show (After the “Kade Style” Show that The Brand just gave them, their ratings will probably spike to all time highs, and you could just feel they were in pure and utter awe that they were talking to an entity named Arthur Kade who is doing things in “The Biz” that have never been done before), and they and The South now know what it is to deal with “Kade Style”. Here are the highlights, and I am sure I forgot some stuff, but tune in to http://www.acetj.com/listen/ and scroll down for the playback. Legendary Arthur Kade and they already have me under “Best Clip” from our last 2 shows.

1) Receive a call from the intern “White Shadow” who tells me to “Keep It Clean, It’s a Family Show”, and I responded, “Let’s do what we do”.

2) The Producer Pete calls me to prep me once again (This is the main protocol when I do all of my International Press because they want to make sure that nothing is said that will piss off the viewers, and he tells me “Once you promoted this call, you generated quite a response in the way of emails, and phone calls”, and I responded, “I have a VERY large following, and it’s getting larger like a Domino Effect”, and he responded that their show will also help grow it.

3) I went on the air and was greeted by the cast who told me they have become huge fans and admired my work, and what I was doing, and asked me about “The Journey”, and what my goals were. I told them I was a trained actor/former model who became a Financial Advisor who hated his life and sold his company to become an award winning actor, and now has a famous blog.

4) They asked me about “The Kween” (New Video here), and had me do a live version of it on the air to which they absolutely cracked up, and it was obvious that they were in absolute awe as to how quickly I can go into character (As we actors say in “The Biz”, “Turn It On” indicating that we switch from who we are, and bring a “Complex and Extensive” sketch character to life with “Kade Style” Game like “The Kween”), and I told them it’s live origins are from the hours of acting work that I put in, and I created a “Chappelle Like Sketch Character”, that could be on SNL.

5) They said that they believe that I am either the next Sasha Baron Cohen, I should be a Reality Show Star (Everyone wants to see me with a reality show because of how cool and jet setting my life is) or the next star of the WWE, and I responded that I am not the next anyone, and that the name “Arthur Kade” will have his name on the Walk Of Fame in Hollywood and be compared to legends like DeNiro, Pacino, Bogart, and Brando, and people will talk about me for making amazing movies and being a “Great Actor”. We talked about how I don’t pay attention to The Haters, and if I let people tell me I will fail, “The I’m dead in the water”, but I love “How People are Obsessed with me”.

6) I told them that I was on 2 hours sleep, and was already up and walking and hitting the gym, and they were probably thinking to themselves, “This Guy is not human!”, and they saw the Work Ethic of the person who is changin’ things forever.

7) I told them about what I had created in “The Biz” called “The Modern Actor” (The actor who embraces who they are no matter who they are), and told them that I am a pioneer like Rosa Parks for all young actors

8 I told them that I have dated everything that walks (Models, Gorgeous Girls, etc..) and that I was not only good at this, but “The Best”. We also talked about how all of Hollywood was reading me, and they asked for fellow celeb’s names, and I gave them the example of the Domination I did in KA with going to a major network like The CN, The hottest DJ in LA and a friend and fan of mine, Marshall Barnes (great friends with the late DJ AM) stopping the music at “My House”, and giving me the mike and announcing to Kade Angeles that I was there to a crowd reaction, and how fellow celebs like Rebecca Romijn read my famous blog, and they just laughed at how one man could have already done so much.

9) They told me they were “Huge Fans of Your work”, and when they asked me to rate myself on The Famous Scale (Tom Hans being a 10), I told them that “I am between an 8 and a 9″, and that the only difference between us was that he and others like “Speidi” (Who they brought up, and I laughed because they are famous for “Famous for Nothing”) was that they have all done it longer, but “No one has ever created or generated the type of “”Buzz”" that I have in just 6 months”, and they agreed with my rating of myself, and we all agreed that in the next 6 months I will become elevated to the A++ Celebrity Level with people like Hanks and Pacino.

10) They asked me if I had T-Shirts or a clothing line, and I told them that dozens of people walk up to me asking about that (I intend to eventually have a “Kade Klothing” (Preliminary Working Title) Line like other fellow celebs like Jess Simpson and Paris, because I want to spread my already large industry wings into “The Corporate World”, and use The Brand to influence fashion trends for years to come, and they told me they would love T-Shirts when they come out, confirming how big a fan their show has become.

11) I signed off with thanking them me for the interview, and I gave them a shout out with “Southern Domination, Kade Style..HEEEELLLLLOOOOO (In “The Kween’s” voice), and they wished me luck. Overall, they came away realizing that they had just dealt with one of the rising most famous people in the world, and were probably like “Wow”. They walked away believeing in “The Journey”, and I am happy that I impacted their life in such a strong way.

“It’s not in the way that you walk or talk, but the way you that use your “”Black Card”" to buy Caviar that makes you a star”….Arthur Kade….09/04/09

New Video of “The Kween”, and pictures and videos from last night:

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The Closeted Clown Contemplates a Haircut

Can a revolting creature that makes most people sick if they look at it actually make himself worse looking? You can help him decide! And a serious LOL moment in the video as Kade asks "will I look like a surfer, like Randy Slater?" RANDY SLATER??? We're pretty sure he meant Kelly Slater, in which case... YES Arthur! Yes! Tell your stylist you want to look exactly like Kelly Slater, becuase in case you didn't know, Kelly Slater has been shaving his head for years now! We are dying here...

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After an amazing consultation with the top colorist at my Parent’s Hair salon, she gives me feedback on how we will do my hair for the Filming of the show I got cast for that I am a principal in. We have decided not to go the bleach route because it destroys your hair, and I have “Incredibly Beautiful” hair (All girls like my hair, and I hate when I have to cut it), and want it to keep it’s thickness, shape, and moistness for future roles and auditions, and I don’t want to affect my “Italian/Greek” look because it gets me in the door for so many great auditions. I thought it might be good to get my Fan’s feedback and see what you guys think on how it will affect “The Journey”?

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Kade Confuses Narcissism with "Culture Impact"

Here's Arthur Kade's latest ramble of nonsense. Just as we stated in a previous post, Arthur did in fact say something about Ted Kennedy - as if Arthur is 1/1,000,000th the man that he was. He's also apparently going to not only be well known around the world, but also the solar system! It's amazing to think to ourselves, "has Arthur ever had a conversation with a doctor about rib removal? Surely someone that in love with themselves will only truly be happy when they can suck themselves off...

Arthur, if you're listening: you are filth, plain and simple. You are a talentless joke that is fit to be compared only to a pile of rotting garbage.

The latest from arthurkade.com:

After an amazing audition where I had to take my shirt of in front of the camera (I have to say that seeing my body on the screen, I look so much better after 1.6 weeks, and my chest was bulging nicely, my abs are showing again, and my shoulders look enormous because my workouts with my trainer have been insane, and I haven’t had a drink in almost two weeks), and the caster asked if I was available to shoot for 2 days next week in NY (I think that was a hint that I may be the “Front runner” for the well paying job), and when she asked me, “What is your exact height?”, and I answered “6′2″”, and she responded “Great!!”, I felt like this may be a great resume builder and expense payer. Commercials are great because they pay the bills for a rising star and working actor for me, and give me an opportunity to showcase my physique and talent for millions of people (Although sometimes I hate just being looked at as a “Piece of Meat” to girls).

After the audition, I jumped in a cab to head over to my hotel, and my cab driver, Singh, and I started talking about his homeland, India, and I started thinking, “Now that The Brand is going global, and with the invent of the Internet, and my growing popularity around the world, will I be able to translate the message of “The Modern Actor”, to others in countries like India, China (Where I am very well known, and I think it would be cool to do some type of PSA with Yao Ming), Japan, and even as far as Fiji?” My message is so unique and so radical, and I was asking Singh in detail about his homeland so I could understand where I might be able to fit in as an established superstar in Bollywood, and he was so helpful, and so amazed at what I told him about “The Journey” that I think I really made his day (Plus he got a 50% tip for being so cool). I think constantly about how I want the world to perceive Arthur Kade (I am a role model fro the youth to follow, and want them to be proud of me as their growing hero), and what type of cultural impact I will have in different countries, and judging by Singh’s warm and caring reaction today, I think I will have parades thrown for me in India one day.

He talked about how different North and South India are (He’s Northern), and he told me the Indians from the North are “Lighter skinned”, “Taller”, and “Healthier Looking”, and how in the South they were “Shorter”, and “Darker”, and he told me how he missed his homeland so much. I told him that I can associate how he feels because I sometimes yearn to be closer with my Russian Heritage (Although I was born here), and have even thought about taking a trip there to associate more with the culture, and learn the beauty of being Russian in case I need to play one and need to get into character at will, plus Russia has some of the most beautiful girls in the world (One friend just got back and said, “Arthur, there were more 9’s and 10’s then you can imagine”), and I am sure they would line up to be with Arthur Kade if I visited because of my celebrity.

I am relaxing and gearing up for Britney tonight (Can’t wait to see all the hot girls that come to the show that I can meet and have some fun with, and how great a pick-up place a Brit concert may be being Arthur Kade, and then go out and dominate NYC), but I couldn’t help but think about the legacy that the Kade Brand will have around the world, and maybe one day, around the solar system, and how many different ways people around the world will connect to me, and “The Journey” moving forward.

“Being President is for Great Politicians, but being a Legend is for Great People “…Arthur Kade 08/25/09 (In honor of Teddy Kennedy)

Here's an image submitted from one of our legowigkade blog readers. More to come!

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Why Does This Blog Exist?

This blog is a refuge from the actual arthurkade.com site. It is our place to openly and freely discuss one of the most despicable men the Internet has seen in the last hundred years. For some, Arthur Kade is a joke; they think it's all an elaborate hoax in an attempt to earn a reality show, or achieve fame through being an idiot on purpose.

For others, Arthur Kade is 100% real, and all 100% of him is garbage. With great desperation, he is pursuing fame and celebrity at any cost. He is paving his path to infamy with a disgusting, sexist, self-centered, misogynistic, and utterly vile collection of blog posts in which he lies repeatedly about sexual conquests, judges and talks negatively about countless numbers of women - both famous actresses and average "fans" - and paints a ridiculous portrait of his talent as an actor. 

To this point, his only real success (not as an actor, but as a barely recognized extra) has been an appearance on Gossip Girl for all of a nanosecond. Maybe that's all he needed, but earlier this year after being let go from Ameriprise as a financial consultant, he set out on a "journey" to become an award winning actor, all without having ever really acted in anything. He claims to have been a professional model, but this has never been backed up by Arthur despite repeated requests for names of magazines he may have appeared in, or fashion products he may have modeled exclusively for. 

Since beginning his "journey," he has primarily spent his time shuffling between trendy bars in Philadelphia, New York City, and Atlantic City, and has posted a vast number of completely absurd videos to YouTube ranging from horrible attempts at acting, to random and mundane snapshots of his life. To truly understand the demented outlook on both himself and his future would require hours upon hours of consumption of past blog posts, videos, and comments. Ah, yes, the comments... You see, despite Arthur Kade's claims of fame, celebrity, and worldwide recognition, more than 80% of the comments left on his blog since it's inception have been negative. Most people hate him. Most people wish for his demise. Most people are shocked that such a delusional, self centered fame whore walks among the earth.

Arthur Kade lacks even a novice's level of acting talent. Yet, to hear it from him, he's a better actor already than Al Pacino, all while never having spoken a single line in any production! He has no Plan B; winning an Oscar is his only plan. Despite a massive and continuous amount of negative comments about his complete lack of acting skill, he plods on without even the slightest hint of improvement. Acting classes, improv classes, and all the practice in the world have done nothing to improve his "craft" as he calls it.

Arthur Kade has a wide range of physical flaws that are either noticeable in photographs and videos, or have been confirmed by those who have met him in person, including, but certainly not limited to:

1. Giant "Count Chocula" eyebrows
2. Rapey looking eyes
3. A giant, hideous nose with frighteningly giant nostrils
4. Dry lips, often cracked and bloody
5. Spittle that forms in the corner of his mouth when he talks
6. Adult acne
7. Horrible breath
8. A lisp that is consistently obvious despite speech therapy classes
9. Ridiculous hair, currently showing evidence of balding
10. A nail biting habit, resulting in raw, bloody fingernailsA strange habit of hopping and bouncing and talking out loud to himself
11. Untold other ailments...

Even stranger, considering he was a model in some form, is the way in which he is oblivious to modern fashion and style. He claims to have brought fedoras back into style recently, as if to say nobody was wearing them until he started sporting cheap, mall-purchased hats with poor construction, either wearing them backwards, or floopy like a hobo. He is frequently seen in photos wearing such hats with dreadful slogan t-shirts the likes of which an 11 year old is too mature for. Slogans like "I'm here to lay pipe," and "This is what awesome looks like," as well as "I'm kind of a big deal" are all worn without the slightest hint of irony. For someone who goes to the "hottest nightclubs on the east coast," he certainly dresses more like he is prepared for a night at Chucky Cheese. 

Finally, Arthur Kade has had a few media interviews with outlets such as a Philadelphia news station, the Danny Bonaduce Radio Show, Philadelphia Magazine, and themensview.com among others. Each and every writer or journalist that did a piece about him portrayed him as a fame-seeking, celebrity obsessed person. Not once did any of these outlets praise him for acting ability or talent. If you're asking yourself why, it's obvious: he has no talent. His only talent is in showing the world that it is possible to be dumber, more disgusting, more self-centered, and more sexist than anyone we have ever met in our lives. 

It is for all these reasons that this blog exists. Should this walking nightmare achieve any level of success in the acting world, it will be at the expense of countless numbers of humble, talented, deserved actors and actresses who are spending untold hours practicing their skill and working hard so that they may one day have even a 5% chance of showing the world what they can do. Such people deserve that chance. Arthur Kade, on the other hand, deserves nothing. Everyone in the film industry will be better off for being warned about him. He stoops to the lowest depths imaginable with his freakish posts about such things as getting Jennifer Aniston pregnant, dreaming about hooking up with various actresses, and being responsibly for the breakup of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. His Kade Scale "rating system" for women is the pinnacle of inappropriate, sexist, misogynistic behavior. 

Be warned, be aware, and be very sure of one thing: Arthur Kade is destined for failure. We're just here to watch it. 

Finally, if you're wondering what "Lego Wig Kade" means in the first place... "Lego Wig" was a quick term coined by someone viewing arthurkade.com after his stepmom gave him a very silly haircut. The comment was made that he looked like he had lego hair; a great laugh was had by all, and that brief moment in time became the impetus for forming this blog. This hairstyle lasted no more than 36 hours, but for all of us it exists as a perfect moment of Arthur Kade being entirely oblivious to just how absurd and clueless he really is, and will forever be...

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Sunday Night Open Thread: What Does "Kade Style" Really Mean?

We've been wondering for a while what Kade Style really is... certain things come to mind off the top of my head, but I'm not sure what the best example is.

Sucking off trannies in the bathroom to score cocaine?

Being almost 32, getting your hair cut by your step mom, and being widely mocked?

Carrying around cheap "slogan" t shirts in a paperbag as your luggage for a weekend?

Youtube videos displaying mental retardation proudly?

Spending $$ for botox but overlooking a horrible, crooked nose with a big ass bump?

Tell us... let's see who can best capture what it really means to be "Kade Style". Post your thoughts in the comments.

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