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Just more bullshit from the Cock Gobbler that will never come to fruition and will just make his downfall all the harder. For him that is. We'll all love his downfall and celebrate it in the streets. I wouldn't be surprised if when it eventually comes they name a national holiday after it. We could use a little something in May, right? Don't really want to wait that long for the fall, but Kade-O De May-O has a nice ring to it, not to mention if it falls on May 5th the Mexicans will hopefully think us gringos are really accepting them and celebrate right along with us. I don't really need an excuse to drink Negro Modello and tequila, but I would gladly use the downfall of Crisco McLispy as one. More stupid, fucking delusional shit from Arthur Kadyshes...

FYI - We're going to start highlighting all the things in Kade's posts that are either total lies, are cannot be easily proven by himself. Should make things a little more fun to read.

Arthur Kade is a trained and exceptional theater actor from college, but yet I have focused all of my energy on Film and TV Acting which is my “Bread and Butter”, and now I am becoming an amazing author as well, so I have been avoiding getting involved in the Theater for fear that “The Biz” will see me more for that rather than what I have become more known for so far while ushering in the age of “The Modern Actor” (Anyone who has followed “The Journey” for the last 8 months today, knows that it was a transition for me to understand how to perfect the “Less is More” acting style for camera since I am such a big and alive personality, but Mike Lemon confirmed that I got there). I have turned down several opportunities to do local theater for fear that it would eat up so much time that I wouldn’t be able to focus on what has made me famous and “The Next Big Thing in TV”, but today I got a call for an audition for an Off-Broadway production that I think would showcase my tremendous theater abilities, and also put me in NYC for a while as well, and is written by a well-established playwright my agent said. I love stars like Fred Astaire and Judy Garland, and think I could have gotten to that level with the right amount of effort and training in my youth.

The part calls for a “Large Personality” and a “Strikingly Handsome” Man, so obviously The Brand got a call to audition on Thursday (I think my Italian Looks will fit this part perfectly), and it also calls for some “Basic Dancing”, and that is easy for me because I am a relatively artistic dancer who can pick things up quickly. I have also always felt like I have the charisma, looks, and charm, to carry a show, and because of my height, comedic timing, and voice inflection, I could be great in a Theater live in action. It will be interesting if I get the part and if it helps catapult me to a premier Broadway star, and considering that I have a TV Show “Dev Deal” with IMG Media and am about to have a hit network show and a bestselling book happening soon, is this the direction that I would want my career going right now. I always envisioned winning Little Oscar or Emmy first, and then pulling a “Julia Roberts” and doing some theater just to showcase that The Craft can be more important than the eight figure checks I will receive for movies, but if I get this part, it will be something to consider tp put on the resume for exposure.

Before the audition on Thursday, I have a HUGE photo-shoot in the morning with one of the edgiest and most up and coming photogs in KA, Lani Lee (Her work has been featured in Rolling Stone, and she is a pretty amazing talent having worked with celebs and artists like me) , and since I am The Brand, I have the opportunity and access to shoot with someone of her caliber that no one in Philly could ever touch, and I will also have her update my head shots to get them “Very Modern, Fresh, and Young”, and I am debating getting some facial skin treatments at the Spa tomorrow just so I can look in the 22-25 age range in the pictures. I have been waiting to work for her for the head shots for weeks, because I want them to be so Hot that when I move to KA next year, I won’t have to get them re-done, and finally it’s going to get done. I will try to video and photograph the shoot so Kade Nation and The Gen Pop can feel what it is like to watch a celebrity photographed behind the scenes by a balls ass hot photg, and the work involved in creating artistic beauty.

Tomorrow is moving day as well (I have Sharon at 9am and then a conference call with IMG Media at 11am and then Improv Class at 6:30 with Sharon, so tomorrow and Thursday are “Kade Style” Murder) , and I just bought a Pimped out new Sony LCD for the living room in Chateau Kade, and I can’t wait to bring my first 9 or 10 home and watch it before sex to set the mood. A TV like that can create an environment of sexuality and power, and can be great to watch pornos on while having amazing sex.

“Arthur Kade is starting a Kadeolution, and is our generation’s Napoleon Bonakade”…Arthur Kade…11/03/09

Since I am all about Kade Nation and Helping the Gen Pop, I wanted to also print an email a HUGE Fan wrote me for help to show my charitable side:

“I am a huge Kade fan, can’t wait for you to get a little oscar or ten!
Anyway, I am trying to locate a 60 year old lady named Robin Klimick or her son. She might be re married, but she’s a NY local, so I thought since your blog has so many followers, you might mention this and someone might know about her? She was a NY 8 in her day, and her ex boyfriend, a dear friend of mine, would love to recconect. Use the power of Kade to make the magic happen, please!
Beth”