Trick Or Kade? (A Celebrity Kadeoween)

Worst Halloween costume ever, number one. Number two is video number three... free suite and nobody to share it with, that's how celebs role, yo! Once again he gets a picture with Audrina Patridge, but it's like all the others... looks like a fan ran up, got a picture with her and she was nice enough to say OK. More lies and delusion from Crisco McLispy, Arthur Kadyshes...

Halloween is one of my favorite nights of the year (I’ve renamed it “Kadeoween” because of my amazing “Celebrity Kade Style” domination of the holiday last night with Audrina Patridge and Marshall Barnes at what might be my favorite East Coast Club, Dusk) and what an amazing Kadeoween it was because my costume was “Clark Kade/SuperKade” and it was a HUGE hit!!. When you’re Arthur Kade, you get to live an amazing life and get to party with the “Top Of Young Hollywood”, and as I was chilling in my private area in the DJ Booth with my comped bottle and fellow Celebs (Audrina is a fellow TV star on “The Hills” like The Brand is becoming with his “Dev Deal” with IMG Media about to make the biggest show in TV history followed by my NY Times Bestselling Book with Trident Media Group, and Marshall is the hottest DJ in KA right now), I looked out at the sea of Gen Pop, and thought, ” Besides becoming the best at The Craft and winning Little Oscar, this is what “”The Journey’s”" all about. These people worship us, and we live the dream for them.” I think I have even decided to have the Northeast leg of my congratulatory/celebratory party once my show is picked up at Dusk (I want to have 4 parties in the 4 quadrants of the US-1)Dusk in AC, 2)LIV in Miami, 3)Avenue in NYC, and 4)whatever the hottest club in KA is at the time).

Everyone today has been asking me about hanging with Audrina, and it’s funny how much more interest people have in her than when I was hanging out with her co-star Kristin a couple months ago. She started the night in her area at her table with her brother and friends, while I was placed and partied in my area in the private DJ Booth (This may be my new favorite place to hang because I was bringing in girls at will and could pick off hotties from all angles of the club, especially if they were dancing in front of the booth, and I brought in two Philly 8’s, but they weren’t “Prime Time” so I was happy when they rolled out), and then I stopped by her table a little later to say hello, but then later she was brought over to the DJ area where she hung with me and Marshall the rest of the night. I don’t watch her show (I probably should because I am sure she will watch mine, so I want to show “Star Reciprocity”. This is where fellow actors and celebs support each other by participating or supporting their various productions), but a friend told me today that her and Kristin like the same guy, and I responded, “She blows Kristin out of the water. You know how critical I am on girls, and I am telling you she is stunning”. I may even see if she wants to do a guest spot on my soon to be hit TV show.

She is a KA 9.45, and if she was 5′10″-6′0″, I would give her a 9.85 because she is absolutely stunning in real life with a gorgeous face (Very exotic looking, great skin, and amazing eyes), ridic body, 10,000 watt smile, amazingly nice and sexy personality, great abs, and a super sexy tattoo on the back of her neck, and she couldn’t have been nicer to her fans while we were all in the booth together dancing. I texted a friend today, “The Pics don’t do her justice. Prettier in real life. I was stunned how pretty she was.”, and the party at Dusk was incredible because the club was at capacity all night, the girls looked super hot (This is a phenomenon that I should write about that girls look so much hotter on Kadeoween because they get dressed up in stuff that makes them look hotter, and I think they can elevate their Kade Scale rating by 1-2 points in some cases, but why don’t they always look good like that), and Marshall Barnes absolutely killed it, and I texted him this morning and wrote, “U Killed It”.

I ended up going to another comped after party at 32 Degrees where there were more bottles (Thanks again, Chris), and the guys at Dusk helped arrange a suite for me at Ballys so I didn’t have to drive home, and when I woke up this morning, I was totally naked, and had no remembrance of getting to the room. Those are the best nights, and while driving home I was jamming to Akon’s song where he sings about “Models and Bottles”, and thought to myself, “How right you are man. How right you are”.

“The Gen Pop tries to party. Celebrities own the party. Arthur Kade is the party”…Arthur Kade…11/01/09