Preparing For My Off Broadway Audition

Two monologues done the same way and he talks about switching in and out of different characters. He really just doesn't get it. Diabetes can't take him quick enough for my liking. More deluded fantasies from Crisco McSlobberyfuck, Arthur Kadyshes...

For most Gen Poppers, Saturday is a day of rest, relaxation, and reflection, but for The Brand, it is a day of redefining “The Biz”, and making headway in The Craft and “The Journey” as I have my first on-camera kissing scene for a movie (I will blog this very soon), and a great audition for a reputable screen writer for an “Off-Broadway” Play that may give me some consideration for a lead in a future Broadway play. I met with Sharon to prepare my monologue for the audition, and I selected the monologue that my man, Anthony Hopkins delivers during Meet Joe Black, but she felt it might be good to also work in some Jeremy Grey from Wedding Crashers if they want some liveliness, comedic timing, and more attitude.

What makes me such a tremendous actor as you will see by the videos below, is that I can switch in and out of different characters and genres, and “Get In the Moment” and invest myself. “Kade Style”. I am on the run today like crazy, but last night had some very interesting and hilarious things happen that I will be talking about in a soon to come blog. Ta-Ta!!

“When your dignity is bleeding, make sure your ass crack isn’t sticking out”…Arthur Kade…11/07/09

Here is an acting vid with Sharon where I float “Kade Style” between 2 masterful monologues, and a great Email of a “Kater” who I think wil be a Kade Nation convert soon enough..

“Yo man, just gonna try to help you out. I would say that over half the people that write in to you are either a) Making fun of you, and they cant believe that you actually think they are serious or b) so bad at life they they find your lies as an escape. I was shown your website a few days ago, and I must say it it the most dousche bag website I have ever seen. You talk about how poular you are, yet you are always by yourself in your videos filming the videos yourself. I have yet to see any hot girls in any of your videos and for that matter any one at all. You claim to be taking hot girls or Philly 8’s but you said even yourself that they last girl you brought home wasnt that hot all and was “sloppy”. Im willing to bet you arent pulling Philly 8’s and 9’s but you are probably bottom feeding on the women the girls that are desperate for attention. So way to go. And as far as your hotel suite that was comped? It was a normal room you moron, you didnt fool anyone. If you re so big, why are you doing off broadway stuff? Newsflash, you’ll never be in any movies unless the character has to have a lisp and have an ego the size of America and a penis the size of a golf tee, as you refrenced by the woman having a “grand canyon”…maybe it was you? Secondly, you should really learn how to treat women. How you talk about them makes you look like a bigger dousche bag than you already are, and believe me when I speak for “kade nation” when I say making yourself a bigger dousche bag than you already are, is a hard thing to do. You literally are the Kanye West of no bodies. And yes I did just compare you to Kanye West, except that everyone thinks Kanye is a huge dousche who likes fish sticks. I bet you like Fish Sticks? Please do everyone a favor and stop with all your non sense hype. When you accomplish something in the “biz” besides having a speech coach who looks like she also doubles in giving piano lessons to 5 year olds, by the looks of her house. Please take the advice I gave you and run with it. Very far, as far as you can away from your video camers, the internet, or anyone that is actually contributing something to our great country and not polluting it by being a waste of space.

“Arthur Kade is not a man. He is a little boy lost in a fantasy world, somewhere between Park Avenue and Rodeo”

I pray to God the next time I hear “kade out” from one of your home movies, it is the last time.

Good Luck.”