"...there were even some “Boos” which one girl told me was “The sexiest thing imaginable”, and I pulled a Victoria’s Secret stunt where I almost kissed a girl on stage only to be pushed away at the last moment ((Vid Below))), all I could think about was the high of the reaction that I had gotten from the sold out crowd at Public House."
We've not even read this yet, but saw the words "I started working out, modeling, speaking with confidence that no one in the Gen Pop has ever seen before" and completely spit out hot chocolate.
While having an amazingly fun din with my old roommate of 2 years, and one of his friends at The Piazza in No-Libs last night (This is hipster central, and after Arthur Kade’s “Kade Style” domination of their unofficial headquarters, “The Brandbary” (The Barbary) last month, I truly feel like their is a cross-culture respect between Kade Nation and the Hipsters to where they eye me now, and truly understand all that I am accomplishing with “The Biz” and “The Journey”), we were recanting all of the memories that we enjoyed while living together in my old house. We have always shared a symbiotic relationship, because we both have admittedly grew up as “The Ugly Duckling”, and then turned into drop dead gorgeous NYC models who could have any girls we desired, but at the same time we had to deal with the pain and torture of being the best looking, most charming, and most desired man in any room, and this will always bring out The Haters in full effect, and when I cam home, I was sent a picture of what The Brand looked like at 6 years old (Not to seem arrogant, but Arthur Kade was maybe the most handsome and lovable kid I have ever seen, and it is a shame that Papa and Mama Kade didn’t unite to make me a movie or TV Star then because I could have been the original Haley Joel Osment or Dakota Fanning) , and it really got me thinking about how a theory I call U.D.S., or the “Ugly Duckling Syndrome”, and how it affects stars and celebrities like Arthur Kade.
If you look at some of the most famous stars in the world like myself, many of them were very average looking or shy in high school, and then blossomed as time went on, and I can honestly admit that I was very average looking in high school because I was so poor that I wore the same clothes every day, never got haircuts, wore my grandmother’s socks, and bought clothes at discount shops (I was a future superstar living in the Gen Pop world and the Gen Pop let me know it by always making fun of me, snickering when I walked by, and talking about how I would be in the Food Stamp line with all the kids that were bused in), and then I was romantically linked in high school to the prettiest girl in my high school (She was so hot at that time that cars would stop in the middle of the street to check her out, and the Gen Poppers in my school would say, “I can’t believe Arthur landed her, he is the fucking man”, but the truth is that we were just friends), and that’s when it all changed and Arthur Kade went from loser to “King of Kadealot”. The amazing fact of the matter is that all the kids that were considered “Cool” in high school are either married and miserable, in jail, or complete Gen Pop losers.
I started working out, modeling, speaking with confidence that no one in the Gen Pop has ever seen before, and living with an unabated anger to be the best, and the rest is history, and now here is The Brand on the verge of becoming the “Biggest Star in Hollywood”, but the lesson that is to be taken away is that U.D.S. is truly a good thing if utilized correctly. For Arthur Kade, it was that constant pain that prepared me to never care what other people say (Hence, why I almost never read comments on my site, or care what “The Katers” think), and that drive to prove everyone wrong and do the impossible is what made me a “Living Legend” in my old company, and put me on the verge of super-stardom in “The Biz” today. The more the Gen Pop tells Arthur Kade he can’t the more he knows he can. Everybody loves the underdog, and Arthur Kade and “The Journey” are the true definition of people around the world cheering and following someone who would rather die than not achieve the impossible, and it is that passion and desire which has led many to compare me to the Muhammad Ali of my generation.
U.D.S. is also great when it comes to girls, because many girls who are not hot in high school or college would find ways to become more proficient at luring hot guys by developing better oral sex techniques, learning to be better in bed, and release their jealousy of the hot girls by giving gorgeous men like myself a treat to prove their worth. Once those ugly to average girls become hot, they have this insecurity so ingrained in them that now you get the total package of hot girl and great sex, so I have always joked with friends, “Ask her what she looked like in high school so you can see if she was the spoiled prom queen and will be a “”Dead Fish”", or if she grew into herself and will be the “”Hungry Lion”"”. That is the knowledge that makes Arthur Kade a god of opposite sex brilliance.
The next month or two has so many surprises in store for Kade Nation that I can hardly stop from getting an erection in Kade’s Corner, and my arrival to Sundance will be the stuff where legends are made.
“Growing up In poverty wasn’t a disadvantage, it was Arthur Kade’s winning lottery ticket to brilliance and orgasm”…Arthur Kade…01/06/09
Here is the level of transformation that occurred in The Brand from childhood to high school to Rising Celebrity in KA:
Like the rest of the world, we don't really give much of a damn about Arthur Kadyshes (rhymes with "Crisco McLispo Fin Faced Failure"). However, 2009 was a pretty epic and humorous string of failures for our lying, lisping loon named Arthur Kadyshes. Here's a good way to start the new year, knowing full well that Kade is going to alienate even more people in 2010. Check out this video:
Please forgive us if we don't seem to care about this blog as much as we used to. It's really hard to put even 5 or 10 minutes into this thing when you stop and realize that Arthur is retarded and his enablers are just as classless and stupid as him. There is literally zero chance Arthur gets even one speaking part in any production ever, being that he's surrounded by an epic collection of losers and to get somewhere in media/entertainment, you need to have good people around you and have good connections to open doors. Kade has no connections and very low quality help--Last year he started off with Ron Hansen helping him get his site up and GN Kang acting as his videographer but those two have taken on lesser roles, only to be replaced by an inept and retarded midget named Chad Boonswang and a collection of poor, low class, aging failures at life named Sabrina "The Gunt" Strickland and Lindsay "Teefs" Furman (the girl with a reddish Lego Wig looking hairstyle). In other words, Kade brought "D" level game in 2009, so I see no reason for us to keep smashing him with our "A game".
The plan for this site is just to keep archiving the horrible and stupid things Kade says, so we'll have evidence of that when he goes ballistic and implodes. Arthur's most likely course of action, when his "acting career" fails, is to start working at the salon with step-mom Raya Yukhimov and Leonard Kadyshes (the dad who neglected him). It would be sad, except that Arthur Kade is a douchebag failure at life.
More lies. 'Nuff said. Right off the bat Arthur ponders being upgrade from being an extra to being a principal "for the day." Among the many words that Arthur likes to say is the word "principal actor." Always used incorrectly too, as you can see here. No extra would get moved up to principal, because principal means STAR. It means the MAIN ACTOR or ACTRESS in a production. There is no "principal for the day!" And what extra shows up and even gets speaking lines, or a kissing scene? As for the rest of the post, we'd love to know what exactly about bothering a DJ proves you are a celebrity. As usual all lies and bullshit highlighted below. More stupidity and lies from Arthur Kadyshes (rhymes with radishes)... And folks? The second video below needs a warning, as in THAT IS WHAT A SERIOUS COCAINE ADDICTION LOOKS LIKE kind of warning!
As I mentally and spiritually prepare for “Kade Style” domination on the set of “How To Make It In America” (It will be interesting to see if the director or Shannon or Luis are fans of “The Journey”, and will I get thrown any lines to upgrade me from Featured Background to principal for the day or even a potential Kissing scene?), I was reflecting on an amazing night at Dusk (Once again, Young Hollywood ((Arthur Kade)) joined forces with 2 of Playboy’s hottest Playmates, Jayde Nicole ((Brody Jenner’s girl)) and Shannon James and one of the band members from Taken Back Sunday, who was a cool dude) to take the party to new levels, and Dusk was already on fire without us, but we just added the Sriracha and Hong Kong Hot sauced it up. Dusk has truly grown into a mega club powerhouse, and I find myself having more fun there then anywhere in Philly except Recess and G these days, and it is great to meet new girls who all want a piece of The Brand. I wasn’t planning on schlepping down to AC, but two good friends convinced me, and I knew that they needed Arthur Kade there to make sure that they were able to party at Hollywood levels. It’s also ironic that many people in “The Biz” look at me like a cross between Hugh Hefner and Bobby DeNiro as well.
At The Piazza at PYT (The owner twittered this message showing how star struck he was to have me there:“So honored the illustrious @arthurkade is late brunching at PYT. I’m gonna call my mom!”) today while grabbing brunch with The Entourage, a girl asked me what I would rate Jayde. She said, “I think she is so ugly and looks like she’s a mutant”, and I responded “Actually she is much hotter than she looks on TV, and I would give her a KA 8.95, with an absolutely slamming body, great legs, unusually sexy face, and great stare, and the tooth gap she has is so sexy. Reminds me of a brunette Lauren Hutton” We all had a private section and table to ourselves, and it was crazy how many rabid fans wanted a piece of the Playmates and Arthur Kade, and the light bulbs wouldn’t stop going off to capture pics and vids of us killing it. An average Gen Popper will never understand what it is like to have a bouncer protecting you from the throngs of girls who want you, and how cool it is to see girls in the crowd and pull them in to meet celebs and trend makers like us.
I ended up bringing in a random girl to the area (My friends nicknamed her “The Polar Bear” which I have no idea why), but my good friend told her she had “The Most beautiful Eyes”, and I ended up hanging out with her the whole night, and took her into the DJ Booth so that she could get a feel of celebrity life, and I think she was so blown away with my looks, charm, and power (Once a girl hears that I have a TV show in development with IMG Media, and a NY Times Bestselling book being authored and “Repped” ((This is lingo in “The Biz” for represented)) by Trident Media Group, they pretty much will drop their panties at my command), that if her friend wouldn’t have cock blocked me and pulled her out of the club, I could have considered giving her the ride of a lifetime. We texted the rest of the night, and I told her that I would be up in NYC on Monday filming and we could meet up after, but I was so turned off that she didn’t ditch her friends for Arthur Kade, that when she texted me to confirm the date Early Sunday Morning, I still haven’t written back for her blatantly disobeying my instructions (I’ll see how I feel tomorrow). I am such an “Eye Guy”, but I had trouble telling if she had an amazing body because her dress was a bit baggy, but she reminded me of a “Bond Girl” with a strikingly beautiful face (My friends disagreed that she was as hot as I thought she was), and when we were in the DJ Booth, I made sure to feel around her waist, and she seemed like she worked out and had no additional fat (If she did, I would Have probably asked her “Why don’t you workout?” to send home the message), so I decided to pay attention to her the whole night.
I might have drank a bit too much, because I woke up in bed next to one of my friends with a half eaten Seafood Salad next to me and my hair looking very “Kramerish”, and couldn’t remember how I got there, but I know that it was a “Kade Style” night from start to finish and I definitely changed Some Gen Popper’s Life just letting them see how I unite KA and NYC when I party in the 609, and teach The Gen Pop that are not in my roped off area with a personal bouncer what they should all dream of. The life of Arthur Kade is truly a dream that I don’t want to wake up from.
I promised “The Future Mrs. Kade” a shout out!! Great Calves babe!! and to my boys who were with me: “I’m OFF THAT!!!”.
“Arthur Kade is the Jewish Steinbrenner who uses “”Katers”" like Deodorant”….Arthur Kade….11/15/09
Lies, distortions, and bullshit highlighted below.
The Gen Pop can never understand the amazing level of constant pressure that a rising actor and author in “The Biz” like Arthur Kade has to go through. It gets to the point that not only is my phone going off every 12 seconds (The Q&A was a perfect example of how in demand The Brand is on a sexual, social, and professional level) with people in “The Biz” trying to either talk to me, girls trying to get with me, or casting directors inviting me in for audition or work, but I am in the process of developing a Hit TV Show and authoring a NY Times Bestseller, and my mind and soul have to be on even when I sleep. I am a master of creativity and adventure (This is why I am so well known in the writing and acting community), and I have to constantly be “ON”, so that I can continue with the crazy level of success that I have had in “The Journey” after only 8.284 months,but I have to also make life altering choices like do I take today and work on Law and Order, or instead spend the day authoring or working on the TV Show with IMG Media, and all the while getting emails, appearance/Press requests, and twitters from fans from around the world.
While grabbing lunch with my friends at Butcher and Singer today (One friend asked me how is Manicure looked, and I laughed and said, “Manicures for Men are so “IN” right now. I really need to stop biting my nails!), I made the choice that I needed a few hours to myself to decompress, and let the pressure of Hollywood and NYC slide of my shoulders, and headed over to the Spa for a much needed massage. Most people will never lead the “Kade Style/Sintra-esque” life that I do and do stuff like that, so I think it’s important to share that aspect of my life with the world, and tell them, “Even when you’re dominating like Arthur Kade, you need to make sure you take care of your body (My body is the thing that makes me money as a model and actor, so it has to be my “Temple” which is why I work out almost everyday), and today was an example of that. I also loved when my masseur said I had a “Great body!”. My new Cali BFF, Molly Weiner also said thank you for the “Kade Style Shout Out”.
“Sometimes The Brand has to rest his mind so that he never has to rest his Platinum Amex”….Arthur Kade…11/12/09
I Had someone tell me today that with my lighter hair color (Ashy Blonde), I look Like Matthew Mcconaughey.
Arthur really needs to grab a dictionary, or an English teacher, or something with a fully functional brain and learn what the word "peer" means. Below he suggests that Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Meryl Streep, and Hillary Swank are his "fellow peers." We're quite unsure what he means by that unless he means that they are peers due to breathing air. Or having skin on their bodies. Or having lungs. By Kade's logic, I should consider Bill Gates and Steve Jobs as my peers because I also work in the technology industry. Or Mike Tyson because I've worn boxing gloves once. Or Usain Bolt because I jog every week.
And what is Kade's fascination with acne?
Finally, the remixed version of his recent Q&A, created by Kent Osborne, is hilarious. How in the hell can Arthur Kade even think Kent is a fan? Kent is quite obviously making fun of him, and doing a good job of it because that video is one of the funniest things ever related to Kade.
As usual, lies, distortions, and unprovable items highlighted below. We're also calling bullshit on the story about a fan running up to the car, just because we feel like it.
Becoming an amazing world-class film and TV actor, takes more work and behind the scenes effort than any Gen Popper can probably imagine, and although I write a world famous blog that is read around the world and updated daily, I wish I could spend more time showing Kade Nation the “Behind The Scenes” effort, practice, and repetition that is required to make Arthur Kade the actor he is, and show why “The Journey” has moved along so quickly. I spend hours and hours working on The Craft, whether it’s doing the exercises that my amazing coach, Sharon, gives me, preparing for an audition and doing scene study, reading books that talk about the art that I am becoming a master at, and even watching and analyzing movies and TV shows to breakdown performances. I feel like an NFL coach sometimes because I will watch film over and over to see the nuances and techniques that fellow peers like Bobby DeNiro, Al Pacino, Meryl Streep, and Hilary Swank use so that I can then incorporate them into my repetoire’.
I just finished an amazing Improv class, and as I was walking home knowing that I was at the top of my game (I showed Sharon my video from “The Heist”, and she said, “It was very very good. You were very understated and expressive, and I like how low key both of you played it. You should use this clip for your reel”.), I thought about how cool it would be to share with Kade Nation some of the various exercises that working actors like The Brand do to train our acting muscles so that when inserted in the right place, we can explode with any emotion and entertain the crowd. The exercise is called “The Inanimate Object”, and it is where the actor becomes any inanimate object and plays out a scenario of what that object would say or do if it was alive. Sharon had me do 2 different ones, and you will see improvement in each video, and I have included some of her commentary as well.
In the meantime, there was another amazing conference call with IMG Media about the development of our TV show today, and I can share that this show is moving along SUPER fast, and it’s amazing how much effort, thought, and various elements go into making an Emmy award winning show. I also promised to give a “Kade Style” shout out to a new Kade Nation Member and fellow KA Crafter, Molly Weiner (Sister of famous author Jennifer Weiner who has written some great books herself like “In Her Shoes”), who was just turned onto “The Journey”. She wrote, “Was recently in Philly and someone turned me on to your blog. Good stuff indeed! I think you need to move the clown show to these parts..aka:Mollywood!”. I love her already!!! Maybe even one day, Arthur Kade, Jennifer Weiner, and Mega Kade Fans, James Frey and Anna David will collaborate on a joint project showcasing some of “The Biz’s” Best Selling Authors and show some literary street cred?
I also had a very unique situation occur today where I was waiting in my car outside Pita Pit, and a fan walked up really aggressively and started asking me to put my window down and he said, “You’re Arthur Kade?” to which I replied “Yep”, and he shook my hand and said, “I’ve read about you. It’s great to meet you!” and before I could pull the KadeCam out to interview him, he strolled off realizing he had just a future Hollywood legend, and that must have made his day. I can’t walk the streets or go to clubs or restaurants in Philly without getting the “Brad Pitt” treatment anymore where the whole place starts staring and discussing me, and asking for pics, but this time was a bit eerie because he came up to my car hard like a Baby Mama trying to get a child support check, and I balled up my fist thinking he may be a rabid fan that I may need to “Take Down” if he was overly zealous. I may need to really think about a security detail because I am scared that I am getting to a level where stalking and fans wanting to touch or feel me may be a bit too much, and all “A-Listers” have one. I can’t even imagine ho bad it will get when I create a Number 1 show, and have a NY TImes Bestseller out.
“For most actors, “”The Craft”" is a way of life. For Arthur Kade, it is an erection of excellence”…Arthur Kade…11/11/09
For All Of My Recent Fans: James Grey, Anna David, and Arthur Kade (3 stars of the Literary community together when they came down to meet me in Philly)
Someone really needs to tell Arthur that the shirts in the two photos below are WAY out of style... So Arthur apparently modeled t-shirts for some supposedly balls-ass shirt company in LA. Pretty much laughing our asses off at the TITS site, where they don't even show the faces of people who model for them. See for yourselves here!
He claims he was also "booked in a movie as featured background..." Gag. In regular person language this is translated to "saw an ad on Craigslist for extras and jumped on it quick because extra work with dozens or hundreds of other random people is the only real work I can get, and I'm dumb enough to tell people I will steal the show when the camera maybe only catches a glimpse of me for a fraction of a second." Wrap your mind around that...
Finally, Kade will be much better off when he stops fantasizing that he looks younger than 25. His face looks like an old pork chop with a Dollar Store spray tan, his eyes look like they have a 747 worth of luggage beneath them, and he's lucky if he could pass for younger than 40 at best.
Once again we've highlighted all the parts that are total lies or delusions, or things Kade can simply never prove. Holy fuck... the first SEVEN lines alone are a total nightmare of lies!
Lately, Arthur Kade has been spending so much time working on his amazing book which will be a NY Times Bestseller, and developing a soon to be hit TV show with IMG Media (Both of these things will make me a household name but my first Emmy, Oscar, Or Pulitzer will make me cry), that he hasn’t been able to focus on the basics of “The Biz”, the things that have made him a worldwide currency and media sensation, and the man some are calling the next M.I.M. (Mogul In the Making) in the mold of Diddy, Simmons, and even Oprah if I do this right, because of my multimedia entrance with such vigor and ferocity that no one has ever seen anything like it. Today, it was great to get back to the basics of “The Journey”, because I got to do something that I did for income for so many years, where people paid me for my unique and unorthodox looks, and when I realized that my “Look” (Italian/Greek) stood out no matter where I went and no matter where I was around (I will never forget being in a club with Ben Affleck in New York when he was dating J-LO, and everyone there was looking at me and trying to figure out who I was, and I knew that I could be special in Hollywood), and this is why girls have always loved me and jumped into bed with me almost at will.Even though I have an extremely sexual and sensual personality, and can talk girls into anything (My favorite is when a girl says, “I will never have a threesome”, and next thing you know she is going down on another girl while I am doing her from behind), it’s my being extremely handsome and “Royal” appearance that are the keys to the kingdom.
I finally did the photo shoot to update my head shots (I Killed it, and we got 4 different facial expressions, and as soon as the shots are touched up, I will put them on the site, but there is one of me smiling in the video below where I look 25 or maybe even younger) at G Lounge, and being the celebrity I am, I was able to shoot with one of the hottest photogs in KA, Lani Lee, and she is also the head photog for the a clothing line that I LOVE called TITS (Titsbrand.com). Tits is considered by many to be the hottest urban/street line in KA right now, and focuses on edginess and sexuality (Check out the shirts in the pictures below), and I would love to have an endorsement deal with them because they use naked girls (If any are interested in shooting for T-Shirts they should contact them). I will have to get Team Kade on this once I get things to settle down with the TV Show and book.
The shoot was amazing, and it just reminds me that had I not focused on partying and more partying when I was younger, I could have probably been at the level of Tyson Beckford or Markus Schenkenburg and graced the cover of all the major mags (It’s funny that I made all those mistakes back then, but here I am now about to grace those covers as an award winning actor and author and not just a “Pretty Boy”). Modeling has always come naturally to me, and I will never forget when a photog in NYC told me while test shooting, “You have one of the most beautiful faces in the world”, and only now that I am older, see wrinkles, and have to work twice as hard to stay twice as young do I realize how beautiful I was in my 20’s.
In the meantime, I was booked today to film in a movie as featured background and will be performing a kissing scene with a girl (I will blog about this shortly) on Saturday, and also moved my “Off-Broadway” audition to Saturday as well. Here are some amazing vids from behind the scenes of a fashion and modeling shoot of The Brand (Most people never see what goes on behind the scenes of a celebrity photo shoot, and that’s the beauty of Arthur Kade wanting to share it with the world like an orgasm), and me modeling the super hot “TITS” shirt line. Q&A Coming very soon…
“Arthur Kade is not about winning or victory. He has already won. He is about being a once in a lifetime experience that the Gen Pop will talk about for generations to come. Welcome to Kadealot”…Arthur Kade…11/06/09
And this is how the above pictures will appear on the TITS website:
Awwwww... so sad Kade, you claim to have diabetes. Guess who cares? NOBODY!
Another absurd posts, filled with disrespectful gems like Kade saying "Dude, It was like The Grand Canyon in there," to a friend when referring to a woman's vagina. And go ahead Kade, go right ahead and "counteract" your fictitious diabetes with 6-8 Red Bulls, 1-2 Scoops of No-Xplode, coffee, and soda throughout the day. Go right ahead and do that. We'll keep our fingers crossed that either your heart or your brain explode from this cocktail of insanity.
Finally, Arthur couldn't be more wrong to say that the lisp was cured at some point in the past few months. It's always been there, and it will always be there.
Everyone in Philly today was talking about the amazing “Kade Style” Domination that Audrina Patridge, Arthur Kade, and Marshall Barnes gave at Dusk on Kadeoween, and it was funny to see how many people agreed with my assessment of Audrina (A few people commented on how awesome we looked together including my mom, and a bunch of people I spoke to actually felt like we would look great as a couple, and I joked to a friend on the phone, “Can you imagine 2 of the biggest TV stars in the world dating, but having competing shows? That would be awesome.”), and how crazy and insane it was to see “Young Hollywood” at it’s best, but all I could think about was how tired I was today. The beauty of The Brand is that he is almost invincible, and works to the bone both professionally and socially, and the Gen Pop lives through me, but if I always go at this pace, I won’t make it to 50. I used to be able to go without sleep for days, but now that I am 31, a hungover lasts 2 days.
I am the master of not caring what “The Katers: say about me, and how some jealous and sad ones try to derail “The Journey”, but the truth is that the biggest Hater I have is the one inside of me, “The Diabetes” (My Kadeism for my Type 2 Diabetes). I was diagnosed earlier this year when I had all the symptoms (Dry Mouth, Tiredness, Lightheaded, and peeing a ton), and I knew both my grandparents had it (My grandfather died from it), but refused to take medicine my doctor wanted to give me because I can beat anything myself, and actually brought my sugar levels down with crazy work out and diet. I didn’t want pills because I heard they cause erectile dysfunction, and I remember years ago when I took home a Random Philly 8 from 32 Degrees to have some fun with and “One Night” I was so drunk and blacked out that I couldn’t get it up, and when we got up in the morning she was annoyingly weird, so I said, “What is your problem?”, and she replied “You couldn’t get hard last night”, and I said, “I was beyond fucked up. My bad”, and then had sex with her twice in the morning and then got her out of the house to go right back to sleep. Her body was sloppier than I thought which is why drunk sex can be a disaster the next morning, because she had “Pencil Tits with Coke Can Nipples”, Thick “Baby Bearing Hips”, and was like a cavern inside. I ran into her at 32 again a couple weeks later after not calling her again, and she was mad at first but then tried to hook up with me again, but I blew her off, and when my boy asked me why, I said, “Dude, It was like The Grand Canyon in there”.
Lately, I have been very lax with my diet and drinking (I have been celebrating all of my early success in “The Journey”, and although I have been hooking up with girls left and right, I have been feeling tired and run down), and have been drinking way too much with the Phillies in the playoffs, and I am starting to see the symptoms returning (Dry Mouth, Peeing a lot, Tired and Lethargic) and to counteract I will consume 6-8 Red Bulls, 1-2 Scoops of No-Xplode, coffee, and soda throughout the day, but the truth is I need to go back into “Peak Kade Performance Mode” before the symptoms get worse. I am so focused on changing “The Biz”, and being the biggest actor and author in the world that I forget to focus on Arthur Kade.
The Dry Mouth has made me feel like my lisp which was pretty much cured, has been showing it’s ugly head, so I went to my speech coach Sharon, who still felt that my lisp wasn’t showing up almost at all, so we worked extensively on my “ING” sounds at the end of words which I am elongating and swallowing too late so it extends the word to sound like “INGAH”. There was an amazing improvement by the end of the session, and I know that once I go into Anti Diabetes mode, I will be Prime Timing my speech again.
Here are some more pictures from The Kadeoween Celebrity Extravaganza we headlined, the videos of me working with Sharon on a speech with some hard words (Vid 1 is a dry run and Vid 2 shows me acting), and a video of a Fan who approached me on the street outside Cosi and started videotaping me so I took a pic and did a video with him as well, and when he walked away the girl with him was like “Was that Really Him?” showing how blown away she was to see The Brand in Real Life. I am also being told that I have a large contingent of fans at The University Of Georgia that are girls, so I wanted to give you guys a special “Kade Out”, and remember to always use protection.
“Will Arthur Kade be a more successful actor or author? Many think he will be the Jewish Oprah”…Arthur Kade…11/03/09
The closest Kade's been to a nipple in 8.4345654 months, and it's on a dude's costume.
So proud of you Kade! You can use an ATM and a camera just like a big boy!
Cock Gobbler claims that people always say his life seems like a "fairy tale," well, that's partially right, he IS a "fairy" and he IS telling a "tale." He also lets us know that he's giving us an inside look at "what it's like to be a rising celebrity in Young Hollywood." Uh, Artie, unless celebrities sleep on people's couches and wear t-shirts EVERYWHERE you can't tell us anything. Christ, my head hurts, and now more bullshit from the forked tongue of Arthur Kadyshes...
Update: So we spent some time browsing the web today for any information about Arthur Kade being "with" Nicky Hilton and Lance Bass at Dusk. Know what we found? Zero. Nothing. Nada. Not a mention of his name anywhere. See for yourself!
People always ask me, “Arthur, you’re life seems like an amazing fairy tale, and you give the world this show of what it’s like behind the scenes of being a celebrity, but is it really what happens? Is that how you guys really live?”, and I respond, “It is absolutely what happens. People aren’t used to someone like Arthur Kade giving them the inside look of what it’s like to be a rising celebrity in Young Hollywood with a No Holds Barred approach because other actors like Pitt, Maguire, DiCaprio care about image and rep, but I care about being The Brand and taking millions along for the ride of a lifetime. The best stuff happens when I don’t even have the camera around (The jokes, the girls, the jet-setting, the celeb interactions), but I can only show so much in each blog”. It’s almost surreal sometimes that 6.812 months ago, I was selling annuities and life insurance, and now I have captured the hearts and minds of a generation in cheering for a Young Handsome Jewish Boy to find his prized Little Oscar, and create a new movement of acting along the way (The Modern Actor), and also give the world a look into “The Celebrity Lifestyle” that is being The Brand. I always knew that this dream was my destiny, but when you’re in the a pit of a super hot club with other celebs and socialite power, and flashbulbs are going off like you’re The President, you just smile and say, “My life rules!!”. The only thing left is to have those cameras going off while I give my Best Actor acceptance speech one day, and think about the crazy after parties with my celeb friends to celebrate my emergence as one of the great actors of all times.
Saturday Night at Dusk is a perfect example of The Brand’s Life, because where most Gen Poppers are out with friends or family sipping Bud Lights at a bar, I was at the hottest club in The Northeast with “A and B List” celebs (Nicky Hilton and Lance Bass) celebrating birthdays in private VIP areas, drinking Rose’ and watching live performances of Platinum Artists (Sean Kingston who is taller than me and huge, but kind of reminds you of a huge teddy bear that you just want to hug and wrestle). Hilton was much prettier in real life (KA 7.35) than I expected with great legs (Nice shape and length but really boney knees) and a unique face and a super cool personality (I heard someone in her camp say she was “A Real Sweetheart to work with”), and seemed very down to Earth in how we all partied together in our VIP area. Lance Bass and his boys were absolutely cool as can be and socially comfortable and if he hadn’t been one of the biggest stars in the world like I am about to become, I could see just killing shots with him somewhere in a dive bar in West Hollywood (I talked with someone at Dusk about how “When I really take this to a level that’s never been done before, I will never forget that I was a kid on Welfare who just slept with average girls in his teens”) and talking about normal stuff that the Gen Pop talks about. I talked to Lance’s boys about my groundbreaking “Dev Deal” with IMG Media, and we exchanged numbers so that we could network in NYC where one of them is a personal trainer to the stars. The music was great, and overall the vibe was electric, and there was press everywhere that wanted a piece of all of us, and I had several fans approach me to tell me hello or take pics and everyone loved my outfit from Jack and Jill Boutique in Philly.
Dusk was so hot, and I actually was texting friends, “The girl to guy ratio here is 3:1, and there were so many 9’s running around that I hated having to do my celeb duty and help Nicky bring in her B-day at our private table. People were trying to climb around the security that was set up to protect us, and they were snapping pics from every angle trying to get all of our pics (To probably sell to tabloids or brag to their friends that they saw Arthur Kade), and when Sean Kingston went on, the crowd went nuts, and people were dancing to 911 and Beautiful Girl like it was a U2 concert in a stadium. I found myself right behind Nicky and her crew jamming away, and I almost tripped and fell into her cake, but our VIP bodyguard caught me coming down.
Once we ate the cake, we drank Rose’ like it was going out of style, and I looked around and thought, “People tune into HBO to watch Vinnie Chase do this type of stuff, meanwhile Arthur Kade is LIVING it and giving the world “”Full Access”" to what we all dream of growing up”. Sometimes I want to pinch myself and ask why I am so lucky to be in this position, but then I look in the mirror and know that I was put on this Earth to live “The Journey” and inspire a world to become better and change their lives. The responsibility of being Arthur Kade can sometimes be overwhelming, because I have to constantly become a better actor, get great jobs in “The Biz”, hang out with the hottest girls on the planet, and go to the hottest VIP Parties there are, and then I can here my Dad’s words where he says, “Are you really complaining about your life. People have to run businesses and balance checkbooks everyday, and you get to chase your dream for a living so be grateful”
Stay Tuned for The second half of my night hanging out with one of the top 5 House Dj’s in the world in tomorrow’s blog…
“When you stop and reflect on what you are doing in your life, than your wife is already sleeping with another guy”….Arthur Kade…09/27/09
Anyone else see the two dudes making out in the background of this picture???
It's hard to imaging that Arthur Kade sold financial planning - as in managing dollars and numbers for people - when he thinks that 2/5 = 500%. We'll warn you in advance about the fourth video: his face is a little too close for comfort in HD. And when was the last time you saw a celebrity brag about being in a limo? Finally, we admit that we laughed out loud at the thought of an Arthur Kade video game, not so much becuase the idea is ludicrious, but because we're pretty sure Arthur believes anyone would be interested in making a game like that
The latest from the king of all idiots:
What an amazing night where I had another terrific audition where I batted .500 with 2 out of the 5 agents saying they would have called me back, and one not giving me a yes or no, so I will put that as a maybe, and assume that it was probably yes and give it a .5 followed by another “Kade Style” Domination of NYC. The consensus feedback through these 2 days of auditions has been that I have an awesome look, but that I need new Headshots, so I am going to get new ones, and need to figure out what I want to do with my look and my hair to make it perfect for the next shots. I need to really think about if I want more of my natural Italian/Greek look to show (Which may get me typecast as a mobster, Italian, or foreigner), or do I want to keep my hair the way it is which gives me more of a “Soap Opera” look, or do I go even lighter and show that I can be extremely versatile. So Many questions, so I think I may sit down with an image consultant who can give me some great feedback on what look will make me most effective as I continue my trek to Little Oscar. The Black and White headshots bombed, and even though I am great looking in them, I need something a little more “Actory” versus “Modely”, and that really show my energetic and amazing personality. Headshots are crucial because I have certain features which are dominant like my nose, cheekbones, eyes, and hair, but other features like my lips and ears which are not as great, so I need a photog to really focus in on making me look the celebrity and rising actor I have become.
I was very pleased with my performance, because I chose to do the dialogue that I did form The Game in Mike Lemon’s Class with a reader to give them more of a sense of how I would interact with other actors, and I felt like it was tougher because she was more energetic than I had done the scene for the class, and our energies didn’t mix, but that’s the struggle for all actors with cold reads, you get one shot to show what you got, and you better bring your A Game. This week has been a great learning experience, and now I know that I am close to the upper echelon of The Craft, but I need to continue to tweak, improve, and better technique to take the next steps
In the meantime, I showed up a bit late for the NBA 2K party, but still met all of my fans of “The Journey” from RockStar Games (They make Grand Theft Auto and I met Nick, the guy there who is a fan and invited me to the party, as well as the people who organized the parties for the Post VMA’s that I dominated “Kade Style” that work with him and are also fans). Nick asked me to do a video for his friend, Comedian Paul Scheer from MTV’s The Human Giant who is a huge fan of mine and getting married, so I pulled him aside and did one to let him know I wasn’t stealing his wife. I actually also wanted to talk to them about creating an Arthur Kade video game where the main hero (Arthur Kade) is on a mission to win acting awards (He could get points for booking auditions and “A List” acting gigs, and in the meantime is the premiere socialite in major cities and gets points for hooking up with 9’s and 10’s. and going to the hottest parties in the world. I think it could be a video game version of “The Journey”, and would be crazy in the 13-25 demographic, but could also help kids find their way and not make the same mistakes I made. I also met Don Cannon (HUGE Hip-Hop Mix Tape specialist from Atlanta, and I told him I have a show in development with IMG Media, and we shared some “Biz Love” ((Admiration from artists over different genres)) and I took his number so we could hook up next time he is in Philly or I am in Kadelanta), and several NBA players look future star Brook Lopez. I was in and out, because of my busy social party schedule that I was booked to, so I made my customary celeb appearance, and ran to the next party that I was invited to (I am now being invited to the top social parties in NYC, but the problem is that I am trying to fit them all in and because I am only one entity, it is tough to be everywhere at one time).
From there, we headed over to a crazy bar scene at STK in the Meat Packing District, and I proceeded to celebrate an ultra successful week of announcing a major “Dev Deal” with IMG Media, 2 amazing auditions, my best classes and session with acting coaches, and a dominant social week filled with pro athletes, celebrities, socialites, and dignitaries. I have to spend today preparing for my Runway appearance at Fashion Up tomorrow, and then running down to Dusk to help Nicky Hilton bring in her birthday. All in a week’s work for The Brand.
“I don’t want to win a championship, I want to build a dynasty”…Arthur Kade…09/25/09
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The truth about the pathological liar, mysogynist douchebag known as Arthur Kade (real name: Arthur Kadyshes). He's a 32 yr old who was laid off from an insurance sales job for Ameriprise and decided to become an "actor" despite his age, receding hairline, adult acne, greasy appearance, poor childhood, lisp, and mild retardation. Unfortunately for him, we're not exaggerating any of that.
