Kade And The Playmates

More lies. 'Nuff said. Right off the bat Arthur ponders being upgrade from being an extra to being a principal "for the day." Among the many words that Arthur likes to say is the word "principal actor." Always used incorrectly too, as you can see here. No extra would get moved up to principal, because principal means STAR. It means the MAIN ACTOR or ACTRESS in a production. There is no "principal for the day!" And what extra shows up and even gets speaking lines, or a kissing scene? As for the rest of the post, we'd love to know what exactly about bothering a DJ proves you are a celebrity.  As usual all lies and bullshit highlighted below. More stupidity and lies from Arthur Kadyshes (rhymes with radishes)... And folks? The second video below needs a warning, as in THAT IS WHAT A SERIOUS COCAINE ADDICTION LOOKS LIKE kind of warning!

As I mentally and spiritually prepare for “Kade Style” domination on the set of “How To Make It In America” (It will be interesting to see if the director or Shannon or Luis are fans of “The Journey”, and will I get thrown any lines to upgrade me from Featured Background to principal for the day or even a potential Kissing scene?), I was reflecting on an amazing night at Dusk (Once again, Young Hollywood ((Arthur Kade)) joined forces with 2 of Playboy’s hottest Playmates, Jayde Nicole ((Brody Jenner’s girl)) and Shannon James and one of the band members from Taken Back Sunday, who was a cool dude) to take the party to new levels, and Dusk was already on fire without us, but we just added the Sriracha and Hong Kong Hot sauced it up. Dusk has truly grown into a mega club powerhouse, and I find myself having more fun there then anywhere in Philly except Recess and G these days, and it is great to meet new girls who all want a piece of The Brand. I wasn’t planning on schlepping down to AC, but two good friends convinced me, and I knew that they needed Arthur Kade there to make sure that they were able to party at Hollywood levels.  It’s also ironic that many people in “The Biz” look at me like a cross between Hugh Hefner and Bobby DeNiro as well.

At The Piazza at PYT (The owner twittered this message showing how star struck he was to have me there: “So honored the illustrious @arthurkade is late brunching at PYT. I’m gonna call my mom!”) today while grabbing brunch with The Entourage, a girl asked me what I would rate Jayde. She said, “I think she is so ugly and looks like she’s a mutant”, and I responded “Actually she is much hotter than she looks on TV, and I would give her a KA 8.95, with an absolutely slamming body, great legs, unusually sexy face, and great stare, and the tooth gap she has is so sexy. Reminds me of a brunette Lauren Hutton” We all had a private section and table to ourselves, and it was crazy how many rabid fans wanted a piece of the Playmates and Arthur Kade, and the light bulbs wouldn’t stop going off to capture pics and vids of us killing it. An average Gen Popper will never understand what it is like to have a bouncer protecting you from the throngs of girls who want you, and how cool it is to see girls in the crowd and pull them in to meet celebs and trend makers like us.

I ended up bringing in a random girl to the area (My friends nicknamed her “The Polar Bear” which I have no idea why), but my good friend told her she had “The Most beautiful Eyes”, and I ended up hanging out with her the whole night, and took her into the DJ Booth so that she could get a feel of celebrity life, and I think she was so blown away with my looks, charm, and power (Once a girl hears that I have a TV show in development with IMG Media, and a NY Times Bestselling book being authored and “Repped” ((This is lingo in “The Biz” for represented)) by Trident Media Group, they pretty much will drop their panties at my command), that if her friend wouldn’t have cock blocked me and pulled her out of the club, I could have considered giving her the ride of a lifetime. We texted the rest of the night, and I told her that I would be up in NYC on Monday filming and we could meet up after, but I was so turned off that she didn’t ditch her friends for Arthur Kade, that when she texted me to confirm the date Early Sunday Morning, I still haven’t written back for her blatantly disobeying my instructions (I’ll see how I feel tomorrow). I am such an “Eye Guy”, but I had trouble telling if she had an amazing body because her dress was a bit baggy, but she reminded me of a “Bond Girl” with a strikingly beautiful face (My friends disagreed that she was as hot as I thought she was), and when we were in the DJ Booth, I made sure to feel around her waist, and she seemed like she worked out and had no additional fat (If she did, I would Have probably asked her “Why don’t you workout?” to send home the message), so I decided to pay attention to her the whole night.

I might have drank a bit too much, because I woke up in bed next to one of my friends with a half eaten Seafood Salad next to me and my hair looking very “Kramerish”, and couldn’t remember how I got there, but I know that it was a “Kade Style” night from start to finish and I definitely changed Some Gen Popper’s Life just letting them see how I unite KA and NYC when I party in the 609, and teach The Gen Pop that are not in my roped off area with a personal bouncer what they should all dream of. The life of Arthur Kade is truly a dream that I don’t want to wake up from.

I promised “The Future Mrs. Kade” a shout out!! Great Calves babe!! and to my boys who were with me: “I’m OFF THAT!!!”.

“Arthur Kade is the Jewish Steinbrenner who uses “”Katers”" like Deodorant”….Arthur Kade….11/15/09

Partying “Kade Style at Our Table