Before the main event, I must catch up on the posts that I deliberately skipped over in the past two weeks...

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The lie counter.

Criticism of the March 5th, 2010 blog post entitled “The Fountain of Kade”:

Being The Brand and the man that will be the biggest celebrity and award winning actor and author in the world
Lie #1.

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The Bland and his FAIL Nation...

From the “30 rock” blob…

“As A rising celeb, and future Oscar/Emmy Winner…” – Bullshit.

“…you get the ability to choose which amazing projects you get to work on…” – Horseshit.

“…and which ones don’t make that much sense for your resume or image…” – Goatshit.

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Dances with Mediocrity: The Kadedance Dominiation

So I know we haven't been reblogging lately because it's been the same boring crap, but this post has to be reblogged for the shear number of well known people he insults. This will be Arthur's legacy; lies, lies and dickish behavior. Sorry for any spelling/grammar errors, I am sick and not in the mood.    JBone

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From the Mouth of Arthur Kade: Belated Birthday

Here's Arthur's latest post, which he probably had the time to bang out on his low-level Blackberry Curve while taking the bus to NYC to attempt to get a "principal role" (his words, not ours) in a trailer for a tv show pilot. Yeah. We're like "WOW!" too! We guess that we will never again hear about this audition, just like the dating show, and various other low-level garbage he has auditioned for before. Word of advice Kade: Stick to being an EXTRA. And Kade, when are you finally going to recognize that everyone in LA was, is, and will always be laughing at you?

Behold, more Kade garbage:

I had a minute before my audition for the casting part for the potential pilot the potential amazing pilot that is being created, but I wanted to wish my BFF out in California a “Kade Style” 40th Birthday shout out to Kent Osborne (One of my biggest celebrity fans of “The Journey”, and friends with other celebrity fans of mine like Rebecca Romijn, and we should all grab lunch when I am out there. As Gordon Gekko would say, “Talk at You”) at The Cartoon Network (Which everyone will remember was the beginning of the domination out in LA that officially turned it into KA, and made me realize that I need to be bi-coastal). Looks like you had a great time at the birthday (Couldn’t make it due to scheduling difficulties with my people and Team Kade), but next time I’m out we will I will make sure to throw a 9 or 10 your way, and we can head over to My House where they will treat us like Royalty.

Here is a video of the audition I’m about to own, and a picture Kent’s friends drew for him showing how popular I am in “The Biz” (i think they did an amazing job depicting my body and build), and the influence I have at major networks like The Cartoon Network.

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