Arthur Kade recognized as a ridiculous famewhore and selected to be a dancing monkey for Internet Week 2010 in NYC.

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The lie counter.

Criticism of the March 5th, 2010 blog post entitled “The Fountain of Kade”:

Being The Brand and the man that will be the biggest celebrity and award winning actor and author in the world
Lie #1.

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The Bland and his FAIL Nation...

From the “30 rock” blob…

“As A rising celeb, and future Oscar/Emmy Winner…” – Bullshit.

“…you get the ability to choose which amazing projects you get to work on…” – Horseshit.

“…and which ones don’t make that much sense for your resume or image…” – Goatshit.

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EU Syndrome

He gets worse with each post. He is a piece of shit, low class Philly asshole. If I had a child that grew up to be 1/10th of what Arthur Kadyshes is I would become a politician so I could change the abortion laws to make it legal to abort up until and including the 103rd trimester. More lies and delusion from the Cock Gobbler himself, Arthur Kadyshes... 

Gen Poppers come up to me and tell me all the time how amazing and glorious it is to see “The Journey” succeeding, and how amazing it must be to live this “Celebrity Life” of Arthur Kade (Just seeing Molly Weiner’s ((Whose whole fam is all rooted in “The Biz”)) reaction to seeing the “Kade Show Live” made me realize I am a once in a lifetime attraction), and for the most part, it really is awesome to know that I am on my way to becoming an award winning actor and author while developing a hit TV Show with IMG Media, and a New York Times Bestseller with Trident Media Group, but there are sometimes The Brand looks in his mirror at Chateau Kade, and thinks about how much he has changed emotionally throughout “The Journey”, as I complete my transformation from ultra-successful socialite/entrepreneur to “Global Marketing Icon”. Arthur Kade now looks in the mirror, and sees a person who is so passionate about his professional and social life in becoming a M.I.M. (Mogul In The Making) and yet so “EU” (Emotionally Unavailable) in his private life towards girls he sleeps with, his family and friends, and even his fans (I am becoming a global sex symbol where I have girls pretty much throwing themselves at me at all times, and yet 99% of the time, I see nothing there but a Vagina and a quick conquest while they all want me to “Wife” them), and wonder if this inability to commit to anything other than my thrust to Oscar winning Actor hurts me as as a Gen Pop Role Model and also as an actor.

Friday night was interesting, because I had a friend out again from KA (I am not sure that he has ever seen the type of Gen Pop Domination that I demonstrated Weds. and Friday nights where he actually told me at Recess, “Your stamina is remarkable) who saw me A) Make out with two girls simultaneously at Recess for at least 10 seconds not once but twice (This was so sexual that I think I had a massive erection the whole time thinking what a threesome with them would be like and having 2 different tongues thrust into my mouth like little hammerhead sharks), B) Stop a girl who works at a restaurant who I was sure hated me with her friend, and after several minutes of Kadeish charm, her and her friend were doing shots with me and playing the “Ice Cube Game” (This game is where you put an ice cube in your mouth and transfer it from mouth to mouth in a kissing motion and I actually had 4 girls playing with me in the middle of The Mogul Room at G and people’s faces around us said, “Only Arthur Kade could have 4 girls locking lips with him to get ice” and it’s funny because anytime I play that game an extra tongue touch happens so I wonder if that counts as “Hooking Up”), C) Dancing on all the raised speakers at Recess with girls and the Drummer to where one of the guys at DelFriscos said, “When we walked in, You were a dancing machine”, D)Having one of the prominent club owners of Philly say, “You are really the King Of Philly Now”, E)Having a Philly 5.86 who my friend called “Mr. T” tell me style was impeccable but that was so annoying that I literally turned my back when she tried to convince me Playboy was “Up Her Ass” and F) A girl who came up to me and said, “You have some HUGE Website, can I take a pic?”, and after we took it, she said “What’s the site by the way?” and I asked the bouncer to get her out of my sight immediately (If you don’t know who Arthur Kade is, then do not approach him). I am a social and acting god in “The Biz”, and had my friend in KA call my blog “Brilliant”, and “Fresh” and tell a friend in “The Entourage” at G, “His content is so obsessive and funny” (It’s weird to hear my writing and life referred to as “Content”, but that’s how we “Bizzers” refer to a living organic element like my blog), but like any genius, sometimes I question certain aspects of my life, and whether my pioneering Brilliance is a gift or a curse?

The question for Arthur Kade is have I become like Jason Bourne in “The Bourne Ultimatum” where I have become such a tremendous acting and writing “killing machine”, that I am sometimes losing the essence of who Arthur Kade really is? The Brand has always rated girls, used and had the hottest ones, and been the best at what he did professionally (I was called a “Living Legend” at my Old Company by a former Senior Vice President), but has “The Biz” and this sex symbol status jaded me to a point where normality no longer exists, and I have to be a “Frank Sinatra” like influence all the time on the Gen Pop, and will it ever allow me to be more than just a media giant/corporation? Am I losing the “human side” of Arthur Kade, and truly becoming a well-oiled killing machine who only hooks up with 9’s and 10’s and desires Little Oscar in his bed, and has to deal with Press/Media and Paparazzi, but nothing else? Will I get to a point where even Caviar is not good enough anymore, and the threesomes aren’t enough, and the money isn’t enough, and will this insatiable hunger for vagina, awards, and recognition actually not allow me to be happy and just become a media and sexual robot who dies aloof like Marlon Brando?

I have always wondered why so many celebs are so unhappy ,and considering I am one of them now after only 8.8991 months, I can tell Kade Nation that it really is everything it’s cracked up to be, but in the end, it’s not about the money and Fame, but still about the Emmy, Oscar, and Pulitzer, and I think that’s what has kept Arthur Kade so grounded. I can live a “Third World Lifestyle” (No Furniture, Blogging in a Beach Chair, Going to Kade’s Corner at Cosi everyday I’m not making a TV Show, Writing a Book, or being featured in a Movie) while dominating KA and NYC, but considering I just booked a feature film audition (I will blog this next) because I will be training on warrior fighting techniques to prepare for it, I am more excited about that than anything else.

“The Craft is what brought Arthur Kade to fame and sex symbol status, and it is what will keep his Legend alive. Welcome to Kadealot”…Arthur Kade…11/29/09

I also want to give a “Kade Style” Shout out to Fellow Celeb Fan, Zach Galifianakis, (The Hangover, HBO’s Bored To Death), who I heard mentioned he was a fan of The Brand and “The Journey” on the Comedy Death Ray podcast on I-Tunes. 

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Celebrity “Katers”

Arthur, you're a deluded cunt. Kill yourself. More deluded ranting from the cunty Cock Gobbler, Arthur Kadyshes (rhymes with radishes)...

When you’re as polarizing, controversial, amazing, and well-known as Arthur Kade is, the one thing you have to deal with is Gen Pop and Celebrity “Katers” who seem to be so over-the top obsessed with you that they can’t sleep at night. The Brand and “The Journey” generate an emotional response from the public unlike anything “The Biz” has ever seen, and people have ventured as far as to say that Arthur Kade has created a new genre of acting/authoring/celebrity and most of all cultural boundaries, and with all pioneers there will always be discussion amongst the masses on change and how it affects our society. I never let the “Katers” bother me, especially when they are in the trenches of “The Biz” with me, but there is one situation which actually put a smile on my face the last few months because it’s an example of the jealousy of an individual who has bad mouthed me now for months, but also someone who has called me a “Genius” and “Brilliant” to my face multiple times, but yet somehow always has something negative to say about me behind my back. What’s even worse is that I don’t spend one percent of my day worrying about these people, but once in a while I feel like a Kadementary is needed for Kade Nation to know the power of The Brand.

One example of an intense “Kater” is Steve Ward, host of VH1’s Tough Love, who the first night he met me at a party at Barney’s for Philadelphia Style Magazine, badgered me in front of my father asking for video of me giving him my autograph, told me he was a HUGE Fan of “The Journey”, along with his Fam who he claimed “Read my site everyday”, whose mother left a voicemail on my site telling me that I should have my own reality show months ago (It’s still there), and then who saw Arthur Kade multiple times after that and sung his praises about what he had created and how genius, unique, and brilliant it was. I am not even in KA or NYC, and everyone in those towns and around the world follows “The Journey”, and when I walk the street in my Hometown of Kadeadelphia, everyone knows who Arthur Kade is and the POWER his blog carries and what he is on the verge of achieving.

For months, all I have heard from people is how he has bashed and insulted me, and all I would do is laugh and think, “It took you a TV show to become someone. I am already someone without one, totally self-made, and have as many people or more in “The Biz” who know who The Brand is as you do, like actors, producers, authors, and celebs, and I haven’t even started my full blown onslaught of taking ‘”The Biz”" by the throat and dominating it with my hit TV Show and Book. Arthur Kade hasn’t even begun to unveil his bag of goodies to the world yet, and when he does he will be the biggest name in America, and instead of yapping about me, watch and learn a kid who grew up in poverty do the impossible and achieve a level of fame and awards in The Craft that only the greats have seen. The Gen Pop and the world are watching a person who would rather go to his grave than fail, and looks at people who “Hate”, and turns them into believers, but the truth is that you are already a believer and for some reason it eats you up inside watching The Brand succeed at the rate and power he is or else you wouldn’t constantly talk about me. People should never Talk down to me, but instead Look up at me, because Arthur Kade is poetry in Motion, and he is even more driven by people who seem to have an intense need to obsess over him.

No one has ever had 1/10th the balls, the heart, or the brains to create what I have from literally scratch, leave a six figure career and picture perfect life with no Plan B, and put his life on the line for a dream, and when history is told, I will be looked at as someone who was so forward thinking and revolutionary that I midas will nickname myself “The Constitution” now. If you threw me in a room with five hot KA 10’s and another guy competing, I would close the hottest 3, pass the ugliest one on to the guy to shut him up, and tell the last one that I am tired, and then fuck her twice in the morning while the others watched. I have more vagina thrown at my face than Don Juan, and I turn it down because I only eat the best caviar in the world because Kade Nation expects nothing less from their hero, and that is a will power that no one in the Gen Pop can ever understand. I am a form of belief and struggle on the level of MLK Jr., JFK, George Washington, and Nelson Mandela. I am Arthur “Mothafuckin” Kade and what people think, I’m already “Off That”!

“Arthur Kade is Michael Jordan in the 92′ Finals, Muhammad Ali in “The Rumble In the Jungle”, Bobby DeNiro in Raging Bull, Roger Federer at Wimbledon, Jay-Z in the Blueprint, Shakespeare writing Hamlet, and Pamela Anderson on Tommy Lee’s cock. He is an anomaly of nature that shits greatness and pisses excellence, and then decides who will Flush. Arthur Kade is the very definition of living at peak performance with a Ducati engine in a Bentley Body. No One can match “Kade Style”, so don’t ever forget it.”…Arthur Kade…11/24/09

Two Nobodies.

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Trendsetting

Why oh why does Arthur say he was "featured" on the almost instantly cancelled "The Beautiful Life?" He was wallpaper, an extra, with no lines, and appeared on screen for a splt second if at all. How in the hell does this show he was "featured?" Lies and bullshit highlighted below.

I have been spending so much time recently building my amazing acting/TV and writing career for “The Journey” and Socialiting it “Kade Style” with Playboy Playmates (Jayde Nicole and Shannon James) and “A List” stars like Audrina Patridge, that I feel like Arthur Kade hasn’t spent enough time being a fashion icon and dictating new fashion trends for the upcoming 2010 season for men and women. In the summer, I made popular again the “Slogan T-Shirt” Look with tight jeans, and when I looked around this Fall, everyone in Philly was rocking Slogan T-shirts. Then I started rocking “The Fedora Look”, and now when you look around in a club, everyone is wearing a fedora, and I even showed a pic of Dane Cook and Jeremy Piven rocking it out “Kade Style” on the site, and people were like, “Kade is Hot Right Now”. Well this Saturday, the up and coming PR/Marketing firm, The Nouveau Image, is hosting a private fashion show at my fave club, Recess, and I think it’s going to be the fashion center of The NorthEast that night, because there will be many celebs in attendance, both local and national, high level fashion from Paris, and some gorgeous models from both NYC and Philly, and I thinks it’s time that Arthur Kade ushers in a new trend. It’s hard being a fashion trendsetter, and soon to be Fashion icon, because you have to create something that is either Retro with a new feel, or something new all together, but being a celeb, that’s part of the job so get ready to see Arthur Kade do his thing.

I have a new look in mind that I think will be super HOT for the next couple months, and I am even hoping that when media outlets release some of the pics of the new “Kade Look”, that high level designers like Georgio, Dolce, and even my man, Valentino (You haven’t made it until you’re partying on his yacht in St. Tropez, and I can’t wait till Gwyneth and I are drinking some Spades overlooking the Mediterranean) may see, and potentially help spur some of their own creativity for their upcoming lines. I will also be doing something super fabulous with my hair (I had a girl at Cosi stop me and tell me, “You have the most beautiful head of hair”) that will be quite different and KA’ish. I am even considering shaving my head completely to really make a statement to “The Biz” that I will do whatever it takes, because while working out with my trainer who is black with a beautifully shaved dome (Has anyone ever noticed that Black Men all look great bald because there heads are perfectly shaped, and I told him, “I think you guys have some kind of genetic predisposition to good head shape”), I was pondering whether I have a good shaped head, or a bumpy, scarred (From all my basketball hits), weird shaped head, that may make my nose look much larger, and will hot girls miss touching and stroking my hair during sex or may I even come off sexier to the Gen Pop? I should have one of my fans Photoshop a picture of me with a shaved head so I can see.

I wish I could grow great facial hair like Brad Pitt, so I could rock the “Jeremiah Johnson” look with the new hair and outfit, and maybe when I am making millions for my TV Show (IMG Media), NY Times Bestselling Book (Trident Media Group), and movies I star in, maybe I will get facial hair implants to allow me to do that if the science is there. I also believe that my facial hair limits my ability to get alternate and more mature roles because I may be type-cast in the 24-28 age range, Italian/Greek appearance, and Model Features, as an actor I need to be able to sometimes look like an ordinary Gen Popper.

In the meantime, I am disappointed that Johnny Depp won the People’s Sexiest Man Alive award, because even though I respect him as an actor and an artist, he is a bit on the short side and looks a little like an alien where when he was younger he had a very sexy “Pretty Boy” Look that reminded many people of mine growing up. The award should be given to someone who looks like The Brand, who is Tall, Handsome, Charming, and classically “Model Looking” and I feel like I can also look at his distinction has huge opportunity for me because when I am at the top of the acting ladder holding Lil’ Oscar, Pulitzer, and Emmy, then it will be a no-brainer to put me on the cover.

Here are some pictures I just found in my phone from the set of the cancelled show that I was featured on, The Beautiful Life, where you can see Elle MacPherson and her young co-stars on set with me. I also had improv class last night, and killed both of my scenes with 2 different partners (I will write about why in my next blog, plus some private coaching vids with Sharon)

“Fashion isn’t about looking the best, it’s about being the best looking”…Arthur Kade…11/19/09

Here are 3 of my favorite shaved heads:

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How To Make It In Kademerica

Where the fuck do I even begin? The first glaring lie that Crisco McLispy spews is that his parents were standing at Ellis Island checking into their new homeland... 30 years 8.2998 months ago. Only problem with that? Ellis Island stopped being used in 1954. I mean it's only 25 years difference so how could that really be a lie, right? I do love that Cock Gobbler says if his Adams Family of a family had stayed in Russia he'd have gone into the Mafia or politics because of how Italian he looks. WHAT!? How the fuck would looking Italian help you in Russia? I'd say he was as dumb as a bag of hammers, but that would be insulting to the bag of hammers. My head hurts from reading his drivel. How he thinks a book he writes will get published is beyond my comprehension. And then to think it would be a NY Times Best Seller is like a caveman talking about traveling to Pluto before he even knew what a wheel was. But the thing that was "punch me in the face outlandish" to me was this quote: "...I thought it would be fabulous to lend my acclaimed writing and reading techniques to his book." Acclaimed writing? Who the fuck is acclaiming ANYTHING this asshole has done? Sharon? Mike Lemon? The "fans" he makes up and tells us about? I'll tell you who... NOBODY. And on top of all of that what the fuck is an acclaimed READING technique? Does he face toward a mirror and read the thing backwards? WHAT THE FUCK!!? Man, my head hurts. More stupidity and lies from the deluded moron, Arthur Kadyshes (rhymes with RADISHES)...  Lies and bullshit highlighted in red.

As I was sitting at Recess last night on the “Dancer’s Box” watching the crowd watch me, I was thinking about how the next job that I had booked on Monday was so symbolic and amazingly eerily titled “How To Make It In America”, considering that Arthur Kade is the perfect example of the “American Dream” himself. It’s amazing when you look at my life story, and think, how my parents came to the US from Russia to seek a better life and flee Jewish persecution, then come here, give birth to a son who is becoming a Global marketing icon, while building great lives for themselves in the process. I wonder if while they were standing at Ellis Island checking in to their new homeland, if 30 years and 8.2998 months later, they could see being more “American” then they were Russian, and having a son who is showing the world that a good looking, and talented man can make his dream happen like out of a movie, and now I am working on a movie with Shannon Sossaman and Luis Garcia that depicts The American Dream?. That is true irony.

I can’t wait to be back on a movie set where I belong on Monday. I have felt like I was in a prison holding cell the last month or two , because all my time has been dedicated to writing “The Book” (This will be how I refer to the NY Times Bestseller that I have been writing), creating “The Show” (I’m sure my fans in Kade Nation can figure that one out as well), and writing “The Blog”, and the fact of the matter is that I am an artist and an actor, and sometimes I need a day to be on a set practicing The Craft, reminding myself what “The Journey” is all about before I take over TV and your local Barnes and Nobles with my book and am a multi millionaire celeb in NYC and KA. Can’t wait!!

Sometimes I think to myself, what if my parents would have never made the daring escape from Russia and come here? What would I have been in Russia, not given the opportunities I have now? I was telling Mama Kade this morning, “I think I would have gone into politics or the Mafia because of how I look Italian. I would have been a great leader over there because with my look and public speaking ability, I could have been HUGE in government over there”. She replied, “You can only concentrate on what god put you on Earth to do now (Which is become an award winning actor and author), and you are doing it “”Your Way”", and I am proud as your mother”. The Destiny of The Brand could have gone so many ways in the world, but alas, here I am Arthur Kade, living “The Journey”, and knowing that there is some kid crossing The Atlantic on a boat who will one day read “ArthurKade.com”, or watch The TV Show I am creating, or the book that I am authoring, and look up at his dad, and say, “Papa, I want to be like Arthur Kade”, and in the end isn’t that what it’s all about?

In the meantime, as The Arthur Kade Brand become more and more of a literary star, I am now being asked to review fellow author’s books. As you will see by the vid below, the publisher emailed me asking if I would review his client, Dewan Gibson’s Book, “The Imperfect Enjoyment”, and I thought it would be fabulous to lend my acclaimed writing and reading techniques to his book. It was such a cool feeling to get my own mailed copy in the mail (I felt like an agent at a top firm who gets and reviews writers life works, and then can tell them to “Beat It” if it sucks like they most do, or get it to a top publisher and change their lives), I will try and read it shortly and write my review on The Blog next week.

“If Marlon Brando, Paris Hilton, Kurt Vonnegut, and Ronald Reagan were combined into one person, he would be Arthur Kade”…Arthur Kade…11/13/09

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Kade Q&A - Lies, Lies, and More Lies - What Else Do You Expect

You've got to figure that every time Arthur Kade posts a Q&A video, it's going to be filled with bullshit from beginning to end. Well, you're in luck, because that's exactly what the video below consists of. This guy's mind is on cocaine overdrive to the n'th degree. It's only fitting that he's sitting in a new apartment all alone, watching what is clearly a smaller-than 42 inch LCD TV which he claimed was what he was buying. I mean, the poor bastard is sitting all alone in a fold up camping chair.


And we take particular issue with Kade's complete lie about being banned from The Franklin, a bar in Philadelphia. He tries to say that the "gen pop" bartender mentioned his name twice in an article discussing The Franklin to grow publicity for himself. WRONG KADE! We know with 100% certainty that you were banned because you lied to the bartender about being comped by the managers. You walked out on a tab. Don't be a dumbfuck and say "there are conflicting stories out there..." WRONG. You know you read this blog and you know that we got inside information about why exactly you were banned. We'll go so far as to say that in addition to lying about your bill being covered, you were probably also banned for simple being the embarrassment of a human being that you are. So, fact remains, even in a Q&A all you do is perpetuate your own lies. You make most people absolutely sick to their stomachs. 
Also, we're going to assume that those of you who transcribed the Q&A will approve of our taking that text and highlighting all the lies from start to finish. It's posted in it's entirety below the video!



Kade Nation has been begging for an amazing Q&A session with The Brand, so here it is. I wanted to address questions from all angles of “The Journey” and the Kadeosphere, and give you guys some alone time with Arthur Kade. It’s funny because my furniture storage unit has not arrived yet, so Chateau Kade is a bit empty, and I am sitting in a beach chair with my Balls Ass Hot TV not hung yet (Pic Below). I have also linked the newest tabloid write up by my personal International tabloid follower, Gawker, where they say, “He’s Good, He’s Really Good!”, referring to my tremendous comparison of The Brand to Amelia Earhart, and great story telling and writing ability, and have a pic with me and “Mega-Celeb”, Jon Gosselin at the Post VMA parties I dominated in NYC.

“Jay-Z did Marcy Ave. Arthur Kade did Algon Ave. We’re both about to own Park Ave.”…Arthur Kade…11/10/09

Here is the Gawker link, and the Q&A you Kade Nation has begged for:
http://gawker.com/5401538/arthur-kade-is-amelia-earhart

Q&A Transcript:

Hey everyone, it’s me Arthur Kade, as promised I’m back to you with another Q and A, Kade-style, uh 8.19 months into the Journey (singing) ….bringing it live and direct from Philly time…. (end singing) Anyway, things are going great, but I wanted to take a few minutes to address a couple of the important questions out there, give you guys an update on some of the stuff you had asked me, I…trying to keep the video not too long-guh….is that even proper English? That’s why people think I CAN’T WRITE! (pause) Love it. Anyway, back to — my phone’s going off, bitches wanna talk to the Brand….can’t help — Anyway, question number one — hear that? People wanna talk to me. Importance. The Brand. 

Question number one: Is your disdain for girls with bad skin just a projection due to your skin resembling that of an entire leprosy colony?

AK: Uh, I actually don’t have a disdain for girls with bad skin, I just won’t touch ‘em, I won’t Kade ‘em, I want no parts of them, I’ll kick ‘em out of bed if I see pimples in the morning-guh, uh the reason being-guh, A, bad skin is gross and B, I used to have bad skin but as you can see by my facial features now, my skin is perfect, the acutane cleared it up except for these two bad boys right now (belches) ooh, sorry, food coming up, that’s from mainly shaving…and me trying to pick ‘em, you know, trying to pop ‘em onto the mirror, but, um, I just don’t like bad skin, I’m Arthur Kade, I date 9’s and 10’s and I’ve always had 9’s and 10’s um….I don’t want anything less. Next question.

LegoWig's Thoughts: A bit hypocritical of someone who still gets zits to judge women this way, yes? He's not had a woman stay the night all year in the first place, so this is another one of his hypothetical thoughts in case he ever gets to touch a woman again. And popping zits into the mirror? First off, you should know that you don't pop zits because that creates scars. Secondly, that's just disgusting.

Question number two: How does it feel to know that you’re going to die penniless, single, and worthless?

AK: Um, it feels great to know I’m not going to have any one of those things occur. First and foremost, single? I have girls beating down my door to hang out with me right now, I’m a celebrity, everyone around the world knows me or is learning about me, I have my own personal tabloid in Gawker, um I can date anybody I want, it’s more a question of me being focused on the Journey. As for penniless and worthless? Folks, Kade-nation, I think both everyone will agree, I have a TV show in development with IMG Media, I’m authoring a book with Trident Media Group, I think I’m a pretty important human being at this point and I’m about to take over Young Hollywood Kade-style, puttin’ Young Hollywood on my enormous shoulders and ushering the age of the Modern Actor, I think I’m gonna be fine. Next question.

LegoWig's Thoughts: A book and TV show that will never see the light of day. And we're still totally confused as to how he thinks he's a part of "young Hollywood" when he's a middle-aged man who looks like he's in his 40s. Does Kade even have any idea how many young actors are already out there excelling at what they do? Hollywood doesn't need Kade to reinvent anything, that's for damn sure.  Oh, and Gawker? All they do is make fun of him!

Question number three: Do you truly believe that the people who are aware of you are jealous?

AK: Yeah, there’s a lot of people out there who are absolute “katers” you know, Kade, hater, the combination, the compilation, “katers?” There’s a lot of people out there who just don’t understand, don’t agree, or can’t fathom and they’re usually—they’re all gen-poppers—fathom everything that I’m doing, the changes I’m making to the biz and that’s cool, but it’s funny, once success starts hitting, all those people just jump on the Kade-wagon and I just had two situations that I wrote about recently where girls were like, “Oh, let’s squash it.” or “I’m a fan now!” it’s like, (holds up middle finger) fuck yourself, you should have been a fan before. Ma peeps are with me. Next question.

LegoWig's Thoughts: Not much to say really. Anyone jealous of him has serious problems and should either invest in a pistol to kill themselves with, or start seeing a counselor.

Question number four: Is it true that you have not had sex in over 8 months?

AK: That is totally true, the drought continues, I have hooked up with..a multitude of girls, whether it’s been making out, been totally naked or had my penis this close to their vagina (holds up fingers), it just hasn’t happened, um one time I just didn’t have rubbers handy and I wasn’t raw-dogging it, I don’t need anybody trying to get me to wife ‘em or throw some alimony checks at me, um so I just kind of backed off. Next question.

LegoWig's Thoughts: An obvious lie, this entire section. The bad breath and mouth spittle are enough to turn any woman running away. Kade's favorite thing is to lie about interaction with women, and say he's "hooked up" to imply sex. Know who calls it "hooking up?" HIGH SCHOOL KIDS.

Question number five: How do you address the picture that shows that you were not part of that Nicky Hilton party?

AK: This one actually is funny, because first and foremost? I was..nn…uh, at the table with Nicky Hilton, Lance Bass and their entourages, I have proof of that having my friend Lindsay – ma phone’s goin’ off again! – I have proof of that, my friend Lindsay who came as my date! She has no affiliation with Dusk, was at the table with me – phone! Shut up! — um, but, that picture was taken while we were waiting to be escorted to the table because we ran in behind her and me and Lance Bass’s boys were put at another table initially and then we were moved to her table, so just so everybody’s clear, we were at this… all at the same table, I have pictures of me and her standing right next to each other, I don’t care what people think but I thought it was funny that people find one random picture of me standing out there – I’m watching uh, Will Smith and Ali right now get it on with his wife Jada – anyway, I was at the table. Let me make that very clear, the whole night until I partied with…(unintelligible) Next question.

LegoWig's Thoughts: We're standing by the photo as proof that Kade was out with the regular gen-pop crowd most of the night. The part about Lindsey Furman above is a lie as well, because it was confirmed that her event company or whatever-the-hell it is coordinated that night's event at Dusk. Arthur only got close to them and got photos becuase he was with Lindsey who had a hand in the event. And if we're wrong? Who cares! What's really pathetic is that Kade thinks this was some reputation defining night for him. Tell us Kade, have you ever talked to Nikky since then? Yeah, we know the answer to that.

Question number six: If you do not win any awards, Oscars, Emmys, Pulitzers…Pullitzers, Pulitzers, Kade-itzers….will you then deem the Journey a failure?

AK: That question doesn’t even exist in my world. There’s no doubt in my mind that not only am I going to be an award winning actor, writer, um I’m also probably going to win all three awards. My TV show that I’m developing with IMG is unlike anything that’s ever been out before, the book is gonna be dope. DOPE! and um, as for Oscar, there’s no doubt in my mind, my film acting is getting to a level that’s unbelievable, I’m going to be at the top of the game, things are moving in the right direction, I’m near speaking lines, it’s all gonna happen. Next question.

LegoWig's Thoughts: We admit, we're very curious about this supposed TV show that's never been done before. We're guessing that in Kade's insane mind it's something brand new, but will be completely generic and be dead on arrival. Really, what hasn't been done already? As for the book, well, we feel very sorry for whoever has to edit that mess.

Question number seven: Do you regret quitting a stable, lucrative career so you can live on other people’s couches and spend gobs of money on acting classes to chase a ridiculous pipedream?

AK: Uh, let me make very clear, Arthur Kade to Kade-nation, the Brand to Kade-nation, I have zero regret (makes a “zero” with his right hand, places it in front of his mouth and moves it back and forth like he’s performing fellatio) Zeeeeroooo! Um, I am living a dream right now, I have a TV show in development with a major production company – ma phone goin’ off again! I’m a busy man, you hear that? – um, I have zero regrets, TV show in production with a major production company in development, I’m authoring a book right now, who knew I was gonna be a published author? and I’m, I’m living my dream, I’m on movie sets, television sets, people come up to me everywhere I’m at, want pictures, autographs, wanna say they’re a fan, what else can a guy ask for except for when I’m standing on the podium with little Oscar and I’m like, “What’s up…crew?” Next question.

LegoWig's Thoughts: Kade is definitely living a dream. A disgusting, pathetic, juvenile dream which he is going to wake up from someday, unemployable, undatable, and worn out from and let out the biggest 'Whoa, what'd I do?" the world has ever seen.

Question number eight: Is this whole thing in fact an elaborate performance art piece or a prank?

AK: It’s the same exact thing. It’s neither. It’s just me being me. Anyone who’s known me before the Journey knows I was the same person as I am now. My name was Arthur Kadyshes, now I’m Arthur Kade, that’s the only difference. And it’s Kadyshes, a lot of people aren’t sure how to pronounce my last name, “Kadyshes” rhymes with radishes. Radishes like the vegetable. This is just me bein’ me, I just have balls to the wall attitude just like I did uh, my whole life, and I’m just gonna make this happen, usher in a new age of actor. Next question.

LegoWig's Thoughts: Thanks Kade, we didn't know that radishes were vegetables. 

Question number nine: You do understand that Audrina Partridge is paid to be there and take pictures with her fans and you paid to be there and get your picture taken with her.

AK: (laughs) Folks, let me make very clear, I’m not paying to be there. Um Audrina took pictures with me, we were hanging out in MY area behind the DJ booth, she had her own table which I came over to meet and say hello, she was then brought over to the DJ booth where I had my area and we hung out most of the night. She couldn’t have been cooler, she’s stunning, she’s a beautiful girl, and she cu – it was awesome, we hung out the whole night, it was, it was just very nice to bring Young Hollywood to the table and show the 900 plus people that were at Dusk, it was crazy hot crowd by the way, what it’s like to be Young Hollywood and live the celebrity life. (shrugs enormous shoulders) It’s what we do. Kade-style. Final question:\

LegoWig's Thoughts: This response is pretty funny. His area is behind the DJ booth? As in not on the dance floor that he once said was the only real VIP section? We really hope that they put Kade behind a curtain and against a wall behind the booth and he thinks this is the hottest VIP section in the club. And again with the Young Hollywood! She is on MTV and has not acted in any films at all. We all know what Kade's not done. Explain to us how in the holy hell this has any connection to Hollywood.

Final question: Why were you banned from the Franklin?

AK: This is a question that’s been kind of lingering around, which I…don’t know why…I really didn’t even ta—kno—number one, didn’t even know I had a lifetime ban from a bar, I thought that was kind of funny, and number two, it’s a bartender in an interview who feels that he needs to bring up my name (holds up two fingers) twi—not once, but twice, in an interview, I don’t even know who the guy is, uh some you know, gen pop bartender and he’s bringing my name up, obviously to gain publicity for himself or to try to make himself a mainstream commodity but that’s all cool, um, I don’t know, there were conflicting stories going on, I know something that was said to me was completely false but I’m not gonna really get into it, you know there’s no real beef between me and them, I wish ‘em the best of luck, it’s all cool, I will not set foot back in there, it’s just me personally, once something like that’s said about me by an employee, I’m out. Um, but more importantly I thought it was kind of funny, if you guys read today’s Daily News, they also denied another Philadelphia hero Chase Utley entrance, um not knowing who he was, so whatever, it’s all cool man, two Philadelphia heroes, Chase Utley, Arthur Kade, didn’t go to the Franklin, we just do different spots, I go to A level spots as I always do and I’m gonna take it up another notch. Anyway folks, that’s been another edition of Kade-style Arthur Kade Q and A. Hope you loved me. (Kisses camera) Mwah! And the Journey’s ahead of schedule and I’m killin’ it Kade-style and I’m going to continue. Time to shut this sucker off. Big, massive, 8.wine nine..8.19 month Kade out for you guys…Kade out!

LegoWig's Thoughts: We're glad Kade answered this and we got what we expected. A total distortion of the truth. The fact is, Kade was banned from The Franklin for lying to the bartender about being comped by the managers. We have the proof and we already posted about it here. Kade was so proud to post his "hand delivered" invite to The Franklin's opening, and he went and shit all over it by pretending he's a celebrity and thinking his drinks were free. It's pretty funny that he suggests the bartender is only looking for publicity for himself! That bartender, and I'm sure a large percentage of Philly are sick of him and have every right to be.

OK, gotta go puke now.

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TITS - Behind The Scenes Of A Wannabe Celebrity Photo Shoot

Someone really needs to tell Arthur that the shirts in the two photos below are WAY out of style...
So Arthur apparently modeled t-shirts for some supposedly balls-ass shirt company in LA. Pretty much laughing our asses off at the TITS site, where they don't even show the faces of people who model for them. See for yourselves here! 


He claims he was also "booked in a movie as featured background..." Gag. In regular person language this is translated to "saw an ad on Craigslist for extras and jumped on it quick because extra work with dozens or hundreds of other random people is the only real work I can get, and I'm dumb enough to tell people I will steal the show when the camera maybe only catches a glimpse of me for a fraction of a second." Wrap your mind around that...


Finally, Kade will be much better off when he stops fantasizing that he looks younger than 25. His face looks like an old pork chop with a Dollar Store spray tan, his eyes look like they have a 747 worth of luggage beneath them, and he's lucky if he could pass for younger than 40 at best.

Once again we've highlighted all the parts that are total lies or delusions, or things Kade can simply never prove. Holy fuck... the first SEVEN lines alone are a total nightmare of lies!

Lately, Arthur Kade has been spending so much time working on his amazing book which will be a NY Times Bestseller, and developing a soon to be hit TV show with IMG Media (Both of these things will make me a household name but my first Emmy, Oscar, Or Pulitzer will make me cry), that he hasn’t been able to focus on the basics of “The Biz”, the things that have made him a worldwide currency and media sensation, and the man some are calling the next M.I.M. (Mogul In the Making) in the mold of Diddy, Simmons, and even Oprah if I do this right, because of my multimedia entrance with such vigor and ferocity that no one has ever seen anything like it. Today, it was great to get back to the basics of “The Journey”, because I got to do something that I did for income for so many years, where people paid me for my unique and unorthodox looks, and when I realized that my “Look” (Italian/Greek) stood out no matter where I went and no matter where I was around (I will never forget being in a club with Ben Affleck in New York when he was dating J-LO, and everyone there was looking at me and trying to figure out who I was, and I knew that I could be special in Hollywood), and this is why girls have always loved me and jumped into bed with me almost at will. Even though I have an extremely sexual and sensual personality, and can talk girls into anything (My favorite is when a girl says, “I will never have a threesome”, and next thing you know she is going down on another girl while I am doing her from behind), it’s my being extremely handsome and “Royal” appearance that are the keys to the kingdom.

I finally did the photo shoot to update my head shots (I Killed it, and we got 4 different facial expressions, and as soon as the shots are touched up, I will put them on the site, but there is one of me smiling in the video below where I look 25 or maybe even younger) at G Lounge, and being the celebrity I am, I was able to shoot with one of the hottest photogs in KA, Lani Lee, and she is also the head photog for the a clothing line that I LOVE called TITS (Titsbrand.com). Tits is considered by many to be the hottest urban/street line in KA right now, and focuses on edginess and sexuality (Check out the shirts in the pictures below), and I would love to have an endorsement deal with them because they use naked girls (If any are interested in shooting for T-Shirts they should contact them). I will have to get Team Kade on this once I get things to settle down with the TV Show and book.

The shoot was amazing, and it just reminds me that had I not focused on partying and more partying when I was younger, I could have probably been at the level of Tyson Beckford or Markus Schenkenburg and graced the cover of all the major mags (It’s funny that I made all those mistakes back then, but here I am now about to grace those covers as an award winning actor and author and not just a “Pretty Boy”). Modeling has always come naturally to me, and I will never forget when a photog in NYC told me while test shooting, “You have one of the most beautiful faces in the world”, and only now that I am older, see wrinkles, and have to work twice as hard to stay twice as young do I realize how beautiful I was in my 20’s.

In the meantime, I was booked today to film in a movie as featured background and will be performing a kissing scene with a girl (I will blog about this shortly) on Saturday, and also moved my “Off-Broadway” audition to Saturday as well. Here are some amazing vids from behind the scenes of a fashion and modeling shoot of The Brand (Most people never see what goes on behind the scenes of a celebrity photo shoot, and that’s the beauty of Arthur Kade wanting to share it with the world like an orgasm), and me modeling the super hot “TITS” shirt line. Q&A Coming very soon…

“Arthur Kade is not about winning or victory. He has already won. He is about being a once in a lifetime experience that the Gen Pop will talk about for generations to come. Welcome to Kadealot”…Arthur Kade…11/06/09

And this is how the above pictures will appear on the TITS website:

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