2009: The Year of Kade's Failures in Review (Youtube video exclusive)

Like the rest of the world, we don't really give much of a damn about Arthur Kadyshes (rhymes with "Crisco McLispo Fin Faced Failure"). However, 2009 was a pretty epic and humorous string of failures for our lying, lisping loon named Arthur Kadyshes. Here's a good way to start the new year, knowing full well that Kade is going to alienate even more people in 2010. Check out this video:




Please forgive us if we don't seem to care about this blog as much as we used to. It's really hard to put even 5 or 10 minutes into this thing when you stop and realize that Arthur is retarded and his enablers are just as classless and stupid as him. There is literally zero chance Arthur gets even one speaking part in any production ever, being that he's surrounded by an epic collection of losers and to get somewhere in media/entertainment, you need to have good people around you and have good connections to open doors. Kade has no connections and very low quality help--Last year he started off with Ron Hansen helping him get his site up and GN Kang acting as his videographer but those two have taken on lesser roles, only to be replaced by an inept and retarded midget named Chad Boonswang and a collection of poor, low class, aging failures at life named Sabrina "The Gunt" Strickland and Lindsay "Teefs" Furman (the girl with a reddish Lego Wig looking hairstyle). In other words, Kade brought "D" level game in 2009, so I see no reason for us to keep smashing him with our "A game".

The plan for this site is just to keep archiving the horrible and stupid things Kade says, so we'll have evidence of that when he goes ballistic and implodes. Arthur's most likely course of action, when his "acting career" fails, is to start working at the salon with step-mom Raya Yukhimov and Leonard Kadyshes (the dad who neglected him). It would be sad, except that Arthur Kade is a douchebag failure at life.

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A Tale Of Two Nights (Part 2: Old School)

I guess I'm supposed to say something about this asshole here, but what more is there to say? Kade has some pictures taken NEAR a celebrity and then through careful presentation of additional pictures, he spins a tale of how he's one of them and they were all hanging out and blah blah blah fucking blah. What it comes down to is he has friends who work in PR (Lindsay J. Furman in this case) who get him into events and then he pretends like he's a "baller" (God I fucking hate that term) and lies his ass off spinning a yarn that is just a GIANT FUCKING LIE. Notice, he gets pics out front, but there are NEVER pictures at the table of the VIP WITH the VIP (Nicky Hilton a VIP? Only cause of assholes like Kade - she's actually just a lucky girl who hit the genetic lottery) because he is NOBODY. Arthur, yes, you are a fucking nobody and you need to wake up to that fact. More from the deluded fucking cunt, Arthur Kadyshes...

The amazing number of emails, phone calls, and responses to The Brand’s Big Celebrity Night on Saturday at Dusk was so flattering because it tells me how many people live for seeing Arthur Kade socialize at a VIP table with other celebs and their entourages, and how they live vicariously through me. Those types of experiences show the “New Arthur”, the one who is always at the hottest parties with the hottest people with the hottest VIP access, but there is also another side of Arthur Kade that I don’t get to show anymore, the one who partied at the hottest clubs with the hottest club/house music, and wasn’t about just sleeping with 9’s and 10’s, but just enjoying great music and dancing for 2-3 straight days without sleep, and then usually concluding with a fun threesome or relaxing vacation to follow. Those were days where I was still a king like I am now, but not one that was constantly being photographed with or being approached because of the phenomenon that is “The Journey”.

Saturday night made me remember what it was like to just put away The Brand, and “The Journey” for a few hours, and leave my “A List” celebrity life with Nicky Hilton and Lance Bass at our celebrity table, and then headed over to Harrah’s Pool where one of the most famous DJ’s in the world, Oscar G, was spinning. Oscar G is rated by many as one of the top House DJ’s in the world, and is a resident at the world famous Space in Miami, and travels around the world to play gigs. Space used to be one of my favorite places to party in Miami because you would get there at 4-5AM and then party until 11AM, and then walk out to sunshine and run over to News Cafe on Ocean Dr. for some Eggs Benedict. One of my favorite stories with Space is going there after partying at CrowBar all night many years ago, and I met a professional model who I started making out with at the club (She asked me what I did, and I told her I was on a Soap Opera ((Guiding Light I think)), and next thing I know I am at some random mansion on “The Bisc” (Biscayne Bay) for 2 straight days where I was in and out of a drug induced coma, and girls being ushered in and out like a Victoria’s Secret fashion Show (I remember seeing at least 2 orgies), and a party with people I had never met that reminded me of St. Tropez. style partying. The guy who owned the house had a small yacht out front, where I ended up taking one of the girls (She was a Miami 9.5 with a size zero body, tiny but sexy boobs, sick DSL Lips, and the longest legs you can imagine, plus she was a former Volleyball player, and was very tight and limber) and having amazing sex, but we never exchanged numbers so I figured that was that (I’m pretty sure I ran into her at Mynt last year, but she looked so horrible because she had gained 30 Lbs. and looked like a used prostitute, and when she made eye contact, I decided not to approach and just cherish our tremendous half an hour together).

We met up with Oscar G at Harrahs where it was a crazy packed house, and had the purest “Kade Style” VIP access in his booth (See Video), and in some respects people will tell you that he is a Huge World Known Celebrity in his own right (The House Music world is like another version of Hollywood), and we got to party with him full force. It was great to just forget that I am a rising celebrity for a few hours and just chill with great friends and unbelievable music, and just dance like it was Old School Kade when I used to dominate SoBe. Almost no one recognized me or asked for pictures or talked about “The Journey”, and for a few hours I was just Arthur Kade “Pre Journey”, and it was nice to feel regular again. I was telling my dad right now on the way home from Yom Kippur dinner how lonely it can sometimes be being the biggest of big deals, and he responded, “You chose this life, and it’s the destiny you wanted”, and although I wouldn’t change it for anything, sometimes it’s nice just to party and live Old School.

I have to get up early tomorrow because I have another Radio Interview in Greensboro, NC at 8:20 AM (North Kadeilina?) with their number 1 show, Murphy In the Morning, so I’m sure that it will be another prime showing by The Brand, and bring me thousands of new fans of “The Journey”, and get another crazy day off on the right foot.

“Every great talent needs a great rival. Ali had Frazier. Magic had Larry. Woods has Mickelson. Arthur Kade has Arthur Kade”…Arthur Kade….09/28/09

A good friend just called and told me there are some “Haters” who seem to not believe that I was at The VIP Table with Hilton and Bass, so here are the pics again where you see me with her cake, one of my friends cutting the cake with the VIP Bouncer, the back of Nicky’s head in front of me as we watch Sean Kingston perform in 2 of the pics, Me drinking Rose’ with Lance’s Boys, and a picture of the whole table. Witness the power that is The Brand and next time check your facts.  I always wonder why “Haters” hate, and then I realize they are just Gen Pop fans who may be having a bad day and need some Kade in their life.

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Kade Watching Nicky Hilton Celebrate Her Birthday From the Gen Pop Crowd!

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Thanks to one of our great readers for sending in this photo of Arthur Kade way the hell far away from Nicky Hilton's private table as she celebrated her birthday with Lance Bass, friends, and actual celebrities! There's our Arthur, right where he belongs in the crowd with everyone else wishing they were part of the party, his cheap fedora shining like a beacon to alert his presence.

What gives Arthur? You said you were partying with Hilton and Bass? You said you would be at a table together? Why are you in the back of the crowd? Why aren't you right beside her at YOUR table living it up?

Oh, wait, we know... IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A LIAR! At best you got a photo of yourself with her in front of the photo background. She didn't know who you were, and still doesn't.

This picture cracks us up to the n'th degree. Thanks for the laughs Kade!

Finally, here's the ONLY picture of Arthur that we found anywhere on the web today in regards to Hilton's birthday party. He looks like a perfect sulking shit-brain! We thought being a celebrity was more fun that that Arthur! What are you so upset about - the fact that you had to drop a few hundred dollars to get inside of Dusk?!?

Here's another photo that surfaced of Arthur on the Press of Atlantic City web site. Why, why why does he refuse to smile when he's standing next to women? He looks aimless, lost, confused, sad, depressed, rapey, all rolled into one. Is he trying to be stoic and cool? Arthur, not that she's a huge celebrity or anything, but you're standing there next to a beautiful woman! What gives!?! Check this link for more pictures from the same web site, and be sure and spot the one where Kade is smiling ear to ear, standing arm in arm with men - the only thing that seems to get him to smile other than himself.

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