Beauchamp challenges Kade! (nothing new to the Katers)

Those of us who troll the comments of this blog on a somewhat regular basis would have seen Matt Beauchamp's challenge to Kade to bench press 255 pounds some time ago. Well, I think it's about time the challenge got its own post, no matter what the age of it.

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Transformation To Being A Complete Fool Almost Complete

One day of hair coloring wasn't good enough for Arthur Kadyshes, so he was back to the salon again today to further along his quest to look like an even bigger fool than he did yesterday. Important question: Was it really necessary to post four more fucking videos that are pretty much the same thing as he posted yesterday? Arthur, get a couple ribs removed already and just go to town sucking yourself off, okay?


The latest from arthurkade.com:

I am running around like crazy, debating whether or not I am heading to NYC for the party at the Rooftop on The Standard (Not sure I can make it with everything I have going on in the 215 today, but I hear from my sources up there who have spoken to my people that is it amazing looking, so if I can’t get up there today, I will make sure to make a celeb appearance this week). I spent another day at the salon continuing to get my hair to the level of “Kade Blonde” that I want (Having parent’s that own such an exclusive and Elite salon is such a blessing because I was able to get a facial((Although I look a little “Broken Out” because of it)), and continue to get the process of my hair to perfection). I got mixed reviews last night on the change, but most people agreed that once the “Real” color is realized, then it will look great with my “Beautiful green eyes”, but it was tough for people to gauge my new look. One girl said, “You are this gorgeous dark and handsome hunk, and now you look a bit clownish”, and that saddened me a bit, but then I remembered that it’s not about modeling anymore, it’s about making star directors in “The Biz” see my commitment to them and the progress of “The Journey”, and I can have almost any girl I want even if I was bald anyway. It’s still so confusing to see myself Blonde, and I have mixed feelings, but The Brand is all about change, diversity, and trendsetting for the Gen Pop.

The process of going from Dark to Blonde is so intense and can take 3-4 coloring sessions to get right (This is the first time I have every permanently colored my hair), and yesterday I came in a bit Orange, so we focused on getting me more ashy Blonde today. I am happy with the progress, but feel I may still be a touch orange right now, so I will let the color settle a few days, review it before my photo shoot for The Trailer presentation for my Gay Doctor role, and then possibly hit it again to perfect it. It is so close, but now I can see it and this is the price an actor pays for a part, his own beauty, and love of The Craft. That’s what makes me Arthur Kade, the courage to do what no one else will.

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so make sure you only date someone Beautiful”….Arthur Kade…09/12/09

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Arthur could be hanging out with Madonna, but isn't!

It's hard to be shocked by anything Arthur Kadyshes says anymore, but it always manages to happen. In the post below - hold on to your seats here folks - Arthur suggests that "the journey" "really stands for everything like the courage, freedom and justice that was displayed on this amazing day of remembrance, 9/11." Excuse us while we go vomit for a few minutes. It's one thing to say outlandish things, it's a much different thing to say something as disrespectful on this, and ON THE EIGHTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE SEPTEMBER 11TH ATTACKS. What a disgusting, worthless person. Arthur Kadyshes is a failure plain and simple. To suggest that his absurd life is even in any way exemplary of the heroism shown in the face of the worst tragedy this country has ever seen is flat out criminal.


On more thing: The breast picture below was posted on his site and eventually taken down, as was a photo of Arthur with the woman who they belong to. Why is this Arthur? Is it because no one with a reputation to preserve wants to be included in your stupid childish photos?

More craziness and 10 year old boy photos from the Lego Wig.


While talking to a friend during the fashion show that I did for the Rittenhouse Fall Festival (My one-lens sunglasses on the runway were a “Hit”, and I could it being a look for the upcoming fashion season that I have created as always. I wish I could have been in NYC because I had a guest invite to the Kiehl’s Party that was hosted by Emmanuelle Chiriqui (Sloan from Entourage, who is a Solid 9.655, with a sick body, great hair, stunning personality and beautiful face, great olive skin color that reminds me of my own, although there is something with her bottom quadrant of her face next to her mouth that is a bit off, but otherwise a VERY beautiful woman and very “Kade Worthy”), I was talking to one my friends who asked how things were going, and I answered, “I’m lighting it up right now. I just got my first principal part in a potential TV show being pitched, I have a new amazing agent who actually calls about auditions, and I am being interviewed by some of the top media outlets around the world. Things are just amazing, and I am about to cross over into the top tier of celebs soon, so I can bring you to all the hot parties I go to in New York and KA”. The Brand is really going global.


I also just told her that “The area that seems to love me a ton and think I am a great interview and rising star, is The South”. I was just booked to be interviewed by The Bert Show on Q100 in Atlanta, “”I call it Kadelanta”", on Tues. morning, and they had just featured me like a week ago”. She responded with, “That’s so great!! I am so proud of you. You are doing everything you said you were going to!!” The more I thought about this, the more I realized that as a celeb, I want my new and old fans to see me keeping a high profile, and although it can be difficult juggling a rising acting career, and high profile celeb status, it’s a job that has to be continuously done for the expansion of “The Brand”. I even got a text from a friend last night that said, “Broski, we need to start selling T-Shirts”, and I thought, “T-Shirt?? I’m thinking a whole couture clothing line that could be ready for a runway show in Fall ‘10 in NYC”.


My interviews with Ace and TJ, and Island 106 have been deemed legendary already, and now every station in the South wants to get to know me, and I can’t wait to communicate with Kadelanta on their #1 radio show (Q100 which talked about me last week) next week, and let them hear my voice and thoughts as I spread Kade Nation into America’s Southern Heartland. It’s great practice to do these interviews to prepare for the larger ones that will be coming up like Letterman, Fallon, Kimmel, Corrolla, Conan, and Stern who should be featuring me soon, considering the influence and name I am building in “The Biz” (I was thinking about how “The Journey” really stands for everything like the courage, freedom and justice that was displayed on this amazing day of remembrance, 9/11). I am on the cusp of being part of the “Major Talk Show Circuit”, and I am sure that everyone and their mother will be hitting me up for tickets for each show when it happens, but only the people who stuck by me through “The Journey” get to enjoy the amazing spoils and the Haters can go “Fuck Themselves”.


I the meantime, I thought I had to go to NYC for a new audition booked by my new agent, but he just emailed me that I wasn’t picked for the job (Was hoping to hit some parties for Fashion Week and the VMA’s tonight since I have some awesome invites from some publicists up there and I was really hoping to hang out with some fellow artists like J-Tim, T.I., and even Madonna), so I will be running around today in Philly, and probably getting my hair colored because we have our promo shots coming up for the Potential TV Pilot I am filming soon, and then the ultra exclusive re-opening of Strong Box Party tonight.

“Some people were born to do good.  Some to do great.  Some to do the impossible.  I was born to set the bar for all of those people”….Arthur Kade….09/11/09

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With A Little Training, Kade Says He Can Knock Out Any Boxer Unless They Are Top Rated

If Arthur Kade really "depends" on his looks, don't you think he would do something about improving them? His face looks like old shoe leather, his lips are bloody and chapped, he typically looks exhausted, his hair is either "lego hair" or some variation of a hideous afro, he chews his fingernails until they bleed, and he has a nose that is asymetrical and could fit rolls of quarters inside each nostril.  Maybe getting punched in the face numerous times could actually repair that mess he calls a face.


The latest from the king of dumbination, arthurkade.com:

Even at the advanced age of 31, I am still an amazing athlete, that can excel in any sport at a high level, and out-workout almost any person I know. Everyone who has been following “The Journey” since it’s inception has seen the various workout routines and boxing videos that I have put up, and people have commented on how huge my arms are, and that I can generate a ton of power when punching. My hand speed is also still tremendous because I trained them for years to play basketball, and release my “Radar-Like” Shot super quickly on anyone. Even though I am not in the shape that shows my amazing physique right now, I have dropped my body fat from 10.6 percent to 8.4 percent in the last 2 weeks (I will update my Pictures next week and I’m sure everyone will be blown away by the “Kade Style” transformation my body is going through), and if I train, I can knock pretty much anyone out who is not a top ranked Pro Boxer like Oscar, Bernard, Floyd, or Vladimir.

I have been approached about fighting in a celebrity boxing match by Damon Feldman (He’s the creator and owner of Celebrity Boxing, and the business is growing by leaps and bounds, and he has tremendous exposure to all types of media, agents, and PR) to fight on his next card, but I am a bit hesitant about doing it because I am not sure how it will reflect on “The Journey”, and if the top people in “The Biz” who see me as a rising superstar will feel it is a great move for my career. My goal is winning my “Little Oscar”, and other awards like Emmys, and I would be cool getting a Golden Globe as well, and I want “The Biz” to not look at me as an athletic sideshow as opposed to a legitimate actor.

I am also nervous about getting punched in the face because I depend on my looks and features for the future millions that will be made, as well as hurting the opponent badly (I don’t remember the last time I have lost a fight, and I have never been really hurt by anyone), and will potentially knocking someone out hurt me psychologically like it has other fighters that have hurt or killed their opponents. If I do this, chances are I will dominate the opponent “Kade Style”, and will I beat them up so bad that I ruin their careers, or image, and is that something I want on my resume. The up side is that I can select gorgeous 9’s and 10’s to help me train in my camp and be in “Kade’s Corner”, and casting directors may see my skills and cast me in athletic roles that they didn’t see me in before, as well as girls will look at me like a “Tough Guy”, and it will add to my already growing “Bad Boy” image in “The Biz”, and further rip my body down to the point where I can be considered for roles against guys like Channing Tatum in movies like G.I. Joe (Many people in “The Biz” said they could see me as a leader in a War Movie like Saving Private Ryan or Braveheart, and I think with my hardships growing up, I could nail a role like that). I never want people in “The Biz” to not take me seriously, so I am careful about career and publicity choices.

I would love to hear what my fans around the world think about this, and your feedback will help me make a choice if this is something that you believe will help take The Brand and “The Journey” to another cultural mecca and turn me into a “Muhammad Ali like” Cultural figure, or is it not the right choice and decline. Let me know your thoughts?

“Being a Leader is giving people a reason to follow you, and then being willing to die for your cause, or being smart enough to buy your way out of it”….Arthur Kade…09/04/09






Our thoughts: We would LOVE to see Arthur in a boxing match! For a person who uses full-sized gloves on a speed bag (see video below to see his "expert" boxing skills, we're thinking Arthur might show up wearing scuba flippers on his hands and try to out-slap whoever he fights.

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Why Does This Blog Exist?

This blog is a refuge from the actual arthurkade.com site. It is our place to openly and freely discuss one of the most despicable men the Internet has seen in the last hundred years. For some, Arthur Kade is a joke; they think it's all an elaborate hoax in an attempt to earn a reality show, or achieve fame through being an idiot on purpose.

For others, Arthur Kade is 100% real, and all 100% of him is garbage. With great desperation, he is pursuing fame and celebrity at any cost. He is paving his path to infamy with a disgusting, sexist, self-centered, misogynistic, and utterly vile collection of blog posts in which he lies repeatedly about sexual conquests, judges and talks negatively about countless numbers of women - both famous actresses and average "fans" - and paints a ridiculous portrait of his talent as an actor. 

To this point, his only real success (not as an actor, but as a barely recognized extra) has been an appearance on Gossip Girl for all of a nanosecond. Maybe that's all he needed, but earlier this year after being let go from Ameriprise as a financial consultant, he set out on a "journey" to become an award winning actor, all without having ever really acted in anything. He claims to have been a professional model, but this has never been backed up by Arthur despite repeated requests for names of magazines he may have appeared in, or fashion products he may have modeled exclusively for. 

Since beginning his "journey," he has primarily spent his time shuffling between trendy bars in Philadelphia, New York City, and Atlantic City, and has posted a vast number of completely absurd videos to YouTube ranging from horrible attempts at acting, to random and mundane snapshots of his life. To truly understand the demented outlook on both himself and his future would require hours upon hours of consumption of past blog posts, videos, and comments. Ah, yes, the comments... You see, despite Arthur Kade's claims of fame, celebrity, and worldwide recognition, more than 80% of the comments left on his blog since it's inception have been negative. Most people hate him. Most people wish for his demise. Most people are shocked that such a delusional, self centered fame whore walks among the earth.

Arthur Kade lacks even a novice's level of acting talent. Yet, to hear it from him, he's a better actor already than Al Pacino, all while never having spoken a single line in any production! He has no Plan B; winning an Oscar is his only plan. Despite a massive and continuous amount of negative comments about his complete lack of acting skill, he plods on without even the slightest hint of improvement. Acting classes, improv classes, and all the practice in the world have done nothing to improve his "craft" as he calls it.

Arthur Kade has a wide range of physical flaws that are either noticeable in photographs and videos, or have been confirmed by those who have met him in person, including, but certainly not limited to:

1. Giant "Count Chocula" eyebrows
2. Rapey looking eyes
3. A giant, hideous nose with frighteningly giant nostrils
4. Dry lips, often cracked and bloody
5. Spittle that forms in the corner of his mouth when he talks
6. Adult acne
7. Horrible breath
8. A lisp that is consistently obvious despite speech therapy classes
9. Ridiculous hair, currently showing evidence of balding
10. A nail biting habit, resulting in raw, bloody fingernailsA strange habit of hopping and bouncing and talking out loud to himself
11. Untold other ailments...

Even stranger, considering he was a model in some form, is the way in which he is oblivious to modern fashion and style. He claims to have brought fedoras back into style recently, as if to say nobody was wearing them until he started sporting cheap, mall-purchased hats with poor construction, either wearing them backwards, or floopy like a hobo. He is frequently seen in photos wearing such hats with dreadful slogan t-shirts the likes of which an 11 year old is too mature for. Slogans like "I'm here to lay pipe," and "This is what awesome looks like," as well as "I'm kind of a big deal" are all worn without the slightest hint of irony. For someone who goes to the "hottest nightclubs on the east coast," he certainly dresses more like he is prepared for a night at Chucky Cheese. 

Finally, Arthur Kade has had a few media interviews with outlets such as a Philadelphia news station, the Danny Bonaduce Radio Show, Philadelphia Magazine, and themensview.com among others. Each and every writer or journalist that did a piece about him portrayed him as a fame-seeking, celebrity obsessed person. Not once did any of these outlets praise him for acting ability or talent. If you're asking yourself why, it's obvious: he has no talent. His only talent is in showing the world that it is possible to be dumber, more disgusting, more self-centered, and more sexist than anyone we have ever met in our lives. 

It is for all these reasons that this blog exists. Should this walking nightmare achieve any level of success in the acting world, it will be at the expense of countless numbers of humble, talented, deserved actors and actresses who are spending untold hours practicing their skill and working hard so that they may one day have even a 5% chance of showing the world what they can do. Such people deserve that chance. Arthur Kade, on the other hand, deserves nothing. Everyone in the film industry will be better off for being warned about him. He stoops to the lowest depths imaginable with his freakish posts about such things as getting Jennifer Aniston pregnant, dreaming about hooking up with various actresses, and being responsibly for the breakup of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. His Kade Scale "rating system" for women is the pinnacle of inappropriate, sexist, misogynistic behavior. 

Be warned, be aware, and be very sure of one thing: Arthur Kade is destined for failure. We're just here to watch it. 

Finally, if you're wondering what "Lego Wig Kade" means in the first place... "Lego Wig" was a quick term coined by someone viewing arthurkade.com after his stepmom gave him a very silly haircut. The comment was made that he looked like he had lego hair; a great laugh was had by all, and that brief moment in time became the impetus for forming this blog. This hairstyle lasted no more than 36 hours, but for all of us it exists as a perfect moment of Arthur Kade being entirely oblivious to just how absurd and clueless he really is, and will forever be...

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Create a Lego Kade and Enter Our Contest!

Design a douchebag and be part of Kade's demise!
submit to: legowigkade@gmail.com
Contest Ends September 30!

We will be publishing Lego Kades and entering them into a contest. There will be an interesting, worthwhile prize to the winner. To make your submissions, post a URL in a comments thread or email to legowigkade@gmail.com -- be sure to include an email we can reach you at if you win! We will make sure the winning design is sent to all of Kade's "Players", his acting coaches, speech therapist, step mother, casting types he's auditioning with... your design will be noticed. Celebrate the worst hair in "Young Hollywood" and may the douchiest, most block-headed Lego Wig creator win!

In other news, keep supporing our "Brand" of Lego Wig Douche-bashing. In 3 days we are nearing 10,000 page views and our most recent re-blogs of Kade's Krap are getting as many/more comments than his own blog--especially since a lot of his "fan comments" are written by himself. Thank you for your support! You're voting and it's clear you prefer our "Brand". (Maybe it's because you're literate and you appreciate us not being special ed students like Kade.)

Many emails have asked us, who are we? We're a collaborative website, run by a half dozen intelligent, creative people. We don't have much time to spend, but since we're sharing powers between a half dozen people, it works well... 10 min a day at most, per person. If you want to help out with administration, drop us a line. We're also open to submissions, free speech, and social commentary, so feel free to get in touch or send in submissions.

We have some upcoming projects and interesting research going on. We're going to make contact with people casting and directing projects that Kadouches has or may audition for and we're going to confront Kade's enablers with the facts--a confrontation to his blatant and ubiquitous lies. A phone drive to Wired96.5 (home of "Chio in the Morning") to request that GN Kang clarify her use of passes (received via her employment) for a mysogynist sociopath is in the works as well. We're gathering information from people who know Kade and GN so the letter we send to the station and its parent company is thorough and convincing.

Another project we are doing is a "look book", something like an actor gives to a casting director on an audition... we'll submit some of Kade's super-douchey pictures and clippings of his most retarded comments. There is a lot more to tell, so check back with us frequently. We'll be posting, emailing, and tweeting more information on other projects as we go... for now, enjoy the contest and send your comments here--be assured (insiders have told us) that Kade reads our site on an hourly basis and is shitting his pants than he can no longer control the comments by moderation.

Lego Kade Submissions:

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