With A Little Training, Kade Says He Can Knock Out Any Boxer Unless They Are Top Rated

If Arthur Kade really "depends" on his looks, don't you think he would do something about improving them? His face looks like old shoe leather, his lips are bloody and chapped, he typically looks exhausted, his hair is either "lego hair" or some variation of a hideous afro, he chews his fingernails until they bleed, and he has a nose that is asymetrical and could fit rolls of quarters inside each nostril.  Maybe getting punched in the face numerous times could actually repair that mess he calls a face.


The latest from the king of dumbination, arthurkade.com:

Even at the advanced age of 31, I am still an amazing athlete, that can excel in any sport at a high level, and out-workout almost any person I know. Everyone who has been following “The Journey” since it’s inception has seen the various workout routines and boxing videos that I have put up, and people have commented on how huge my arms are, and that I can generate a ton of power when punching. My hand speed is also still tremendous because I trained them for years to play basketball, and release my “Radar-Like” Shot super quickly on anyone. Even though I am not in the shape that shows my amazing physique right now, I have dropped my body fat from 10.6 percent to 8.4 percent in the last 2 weeks (I will update my Pictures next week and I’m sure everyone will be blown away by the “Kade Style” transformation my body is going through), and if I train, I can knock pretty much anyone out who is not a top ranked Pro Boxer like Oscar, Bernard, Floyd, or Vladimir.

I have been approached about fighting in a celebrity boxing match by Damon Feldman (He’s the creator and owner of Celebrity Boxing, and the business is growing by leaps and bounds, and he has tremendous exposure to all types of media, agents, and PR) to fight on his next card, but I am a bit hesitant about doing it because I am not sure how it will reflect on “The Journey”, and if the top people in “The Biz” who see me as a rising superstar will feel it is a great move for my career. My goal is winning my “Little Oscar”, and other awards like Emmys, and I would be cool getting a Golden Globe as well, and I want “The Biz” to not look at me as an athletic sideshow as opposed to a legitimate actor.

I am also nervous about getting punched in the face because I depend on my looks and features for the future millions that will be made, as well as hurting the opponent badly (I don’t remember the last time I have lost a fight, and I have never been really hurt by anyone), and will potentially knocking someone out hurt me psychologically like it has other fighters that have hurt or killed their opponents. If I do this, chances are I will dominate the opponent “Kade Style”, and will I beat them up so bad that I ruin their careers, or image, and is that something I want on my resume. The up side is that I can select gorgeous 9’s and 10’s to help me train in my camp and be in “Kade’s Corner”, and casting directors may see my skills and cast me in athletic roles that they didn’t see me in before, as well as girls will look at me like a “Tough Guy”, and it will add to my already growing “Bad Boy” image in “The Biz”, and further rip my body down to the point where I can be considered for roles against guys like Channing Tatum in movies like G.I. Joe (Many people in “The Biz” said they could see me as a leader in a War Movie like Saving Private Ryan or Braveheart, and I think with my hardships growing up, I could nail a role like that). I never want people in “The Biz” to not take me seriously, so I am careful about career and publicity choices.

I would love to hear what my fans around the world think about this, and your feedback will help me make a choice if this is something that you believe will help take The Brand and “The Journey” to another cultural mecca and turn me into a “Muhammad Ali like” Cultural figure, or is it not the right choice and decline. Let me know your thoughts?

“Being a Leader is giving people a reason to follow you, and then being willing to die for your cause, or being smart enough to buy your way out of it”….Arthur Kade…09/04/09






Our thoughts: We would LOVE to see Arthur in a boxing match! For a person who uses full-sized gloves on a speed bag (see video below to see his "expert" boxing skills, we're thinking Arthur might show up wearing scuba flippers on his hands and try to out-slap whoever he fights.