Recess Is A Party

I'm back to thinking this is all just a joke with no punch-line. Nobody can say so little in such a stupid way without it being some big put on. It just can't be real. When will Crisco McLispy realize he leads nowhere near a "Sinatra Esque Life"? And why hasn't some wannabe mobster not whacked Crisco for sullying the memory of Ol' Blue Eyes? C'mon Philly mob, have a little respect for yourself! I will admit though, this post isn't all bad. That 3rd video where Crisco shows us how they party in the 2-1-5? Pure genius. Phillies-Yankees in the Worlds Series and the people of Philly party to a song about New York. What a moron. And then there's my sexy little kitten in the next to last picture holding up her BlackBerry with the interlocking N Y on the screen... Yup, Philly's the place to be.

As I start to get ready (My costume is amazing, and fits Arthur Kade perfectly) for what looks like it is going to be an insane night (I am starting in the 215, then heading to AC to party with Audrina and the hottest DJ in KA, Marshall Barnes (Don’t Be Surprised if I end up in the DJ Booth with him giving crowd shout outs like we did in KA at the hottest club, “My House”), then heading back to the 215 to close up ZBar until 6AM), I was just texting with one of the owners of Recess, and commenting on how hot the club has become, and how it is “A Party”. Most clubs and lounges these days are all about sitting or standing around, and even though It is great to be able to find a 9 or 10 in that environment, the art of the “Kade Style” party is being lost in all the formalities, where I just want to listen to my man Jay-Z, have 2 girls sitting on my lap making out, and high-fiving members of The Entourage celebrating my “Sinatra Esque Life” (I can only imagine the levels this will elevate to when I have a hit TV Show and NY TImes Bestseller).

Years ago, the hottest club in the city was 32 Degrees (I owned the place because I was super close with the manager and owners, and I would ride up in the H2 that I was subleasing from my old boss right when they came out and only athletes drove them, and the funniest thing was when I had sex with a girl in the back of it after a late night one night, and never told him about it to this day because it was the hottest car out there), because all you did was grab tables, bring some girls over, dance on the couches, and take a girl home to have some sex with. It was the most amazing time in Philly, and I feel like Recess is bringing back that vibe, and I have pulled out and hooked with several girls already who I met there, some who just wanted a personal remembrance of “The Journey”.

Being the foremost expert on nightlife in Philadelphia (Maybe even in NYC and KA since the former premier nightlife website in NYC, Down By The Hipster.com wrote about me being at clubs all the time, and several people have approached me multiple times and told me that I should own my own club, and once I am an award winning actor and author, I may consider opening a club called “Kade”), for me to give a club this much of a thumbs up is staggering. Last Night, I was in the private VIP Area in the corner with some of Philly’s biggest celebs and socialites (It was funny because a huge fan brought me over to several of them and asked THEM to meet ME, and it must have been so humbling for them knowing they had just met a future global and universal icon), sitting on the ledge overlooking the bar, and had girls surrounding me, and all eyes in the club watching The Brand. I should auction off a night to hang out with me soon, and give the proceeds to charity.

“Arthur Kade stopped being a man long ago, and transformed into a symbol for the Gen Pop”…Arthur Kade…10/31/09

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