FAIL exclusive: Bad videos, a worse layout and a paper penis!

Besides the fact that Kade is a massive idiot, he is also:

1. A Gen-Pop extra (on the set of "Dark fields" on April 28th) who was doing "Family guy" impressions with another extra,
2. A delusional attention-whore who wants the dozen or so haters that visit his website on a semi-regular basis to believe that there are a lot of people who follow "Duh Gurney" and they want him to update his site and make it more interactive, and
3. A joke to humanity in general and a lisping, lying loser...this will be obvious to anyone who reads the cartoonish fantasies that Kade doles out on his trainwreck of a blog (complete with grammar corpses littering the digital landscape).

At least the stupid shitstain has realized that he must constantly be doing/saying something offensive in order to bring the traffic to his website and raise the number of comments (which are currently at the lowest level I've ever seen them) to feed his cracking ego. Behold:

I echo Kevin Brueck (in response to his racist third cousin saying, "Go back to Africa!") when I say, "WOW." I don't know what kind of seemingly heterosexual male would type in (especially in big, bold, red letters) something along the lines of "She Draws Jesse James' Penis For Me!!"...especially!!! with!!! such!!! enthusiasm!!!...but I am finally starting to think that this guy might be a penis-swallowing, vagina-avoiding queerbag...and this is coming from the guy that said that you all should lay off the gay jokes because I didn't want this site associated with hate speech against homosexuals! (I still don't, but when Kade becomes this blatantly open without actually saying that he's homosexual, what else am I supposed to do?)

Kade STILL hasn't learned how to spellcheck or trim his god-awful Youtube clips, but he sure can choose a new site layout (http://wordpress.org/extend/themes/greyzed)! It's almost so juvenile that it should remind the reader of the LegoWig banner I put up back in February. You know the one: the 5 still shots from DOOM with Kade's mug plastered on each? Yeah...sorry 'bout that.

So he """"interviews""""" Michelle McGee in hopes that it will bring more "fans" to his Youtube page and increase the views on at least ONE of his videos, but after waking up on the floor after yet another painful viewing of a Kade video with that horrendous (and horrendously overused) 'Kade out' ending, I realized that I was screaming throughout most of it and didn't catch a lot of what "Bombshell" and "Coke vacuum" were saying...and I don't think I'm the only one who had that reaction. I now have a better idea of what Alex was going through in his Ultraviolence movie viewing in "A clockwork orange" and a new appreciation for Malcolm McDowell as an actor.



Aside from the new Wordpress theme and the adding of titles to at least one video, not much has changed over at Lispy's site: he still has the "Click here: I would love to hear your feedback!" line that opens up a new window to where his Snapvine voicemail USED to be (all that remains now is a few small red x's because Snapvine is LONG GONE); the post archives are (thankfully) still there, so I can continue to gather the best of the Katers' comments; and there's still a silly picture of him at the top of his page. What's new, however, is that you can now follow his latest Twitter braindroppings! Shame that we here at the Wig started doing it months ago, or else he might actually be on to something...but then again, when was the last time Mr. UnLaid had an original thought?

The good news is that there are still some good commenters over there. Does anyone still visit his site? I don't see how he could possibly benefit financially if some of you went there since those stupid t-shirt ads were taken down at least two months ago and his site does not rank in the top 100,000 in the U.S. (as of this writing).

And the journey of Kade spiralling into oblivion continues...much like flushing a turd down a toilet bowl.