What Should I Do For Halloween?

Michael Jordan. Cock Gobbler should definitely go out dressed as Michael Jordan for Halloween this year. He should then find a very "rough" area of Philly and swing by to say, "Hi!" to all his fans in that community and maybe bring them a little joy. 

So, what else do we have in this post? Well, believe it or not we have some more delusions about him partying with a famous woman. This time it's Audrina Partridge. What I don't get is that he's debating partying with her in A.C. or staying in Philly and hanging out with the same people he hangs with all week long. So, really, what we have, is him setting up his excuse as to why he wasn't partying with Audrina Partridge.

I do think this statement has to be his most ridiculous of all time: "...I often compare my career path to the heights of my favorite actor, Bobby DeNiro..." Uh, Arthur, you do realize he was in movies at a younger age AND in "Mean Streets" at 30 and The Godfather at 31, right? Your career path couldn't be further from De Niro's if you had decided to become a farmer.

Man, my head is going to explode. Anyway, more stupid pictures, another creepy video appearance by Noseferatu and Natasha Fatale, a video where Cock Gobbler looks at food and says, "this is called food, folks." and a very special picture of the Puppet Master herself, G.N. Kang. More moronic stupidity from two legged ipecac, Arthur Kadyshes... 

The biggest question being asked in the city right now is where is Arthur Kade going to be partying for Halloween and what is he dressing up as (It’s funny that Philadelphia Magazine ranked me as one of the top 3 costumes to where in the city this year along with Andy Reid and Vince Fumo), and I wish I had an amazing answer to both of those questions, but I don’t yet. Right now, I am on the fence between heading over to Dusk and giving a Brand appearance where I will be at the celebrity table with “The Hills” star Audrina Patridge (One friend asked me to rate her today, and I said, “Sometimes she looks like a KA 8.5 and sometimes she looks like a 7.5, but when I hung with Kristin she surprised me that she was prettier than I expected so it would be interesting to see”), and can probably talk to her about my show that is in development, and her people may ask my team if I want to do a spot on “The Hills” since I have such a HUGE Fan Base in KA, and would probably increase ratings for the show this season. I know Dusk will be out of control, and with me and Audrina leading the Kade Brigade, we could make it a celebrity party for the ages.

My other option, is all my friends, and The Entourage are heading to a blow out party at Public House, then Recess, then Z Bar, and although I am so “Phillied” out right now (The City not the team), last year’s Halloween party was the most fun night of the year, and it ended with me in bed with a Philly 9, so I can’t really complain. I am also debating what I am going to go dressed as, and here is what I am thinking right now, but would love the feedback of Kade Nation on both questions. Here are my thoughts, and tell me what you think or if you have some other great ideas:

Arthur Kade: This will probably be the hottest and edgiest costume of the year in Philadelphia, and it won’t require any dressing up, but it lacks originality on my part, and will probably be so overdone that I won’t be the fashion trendsetter that I always am for The Gen Pop. As Philly Mag suggested, I could also have my usual girl entourage with Kade ratings on their shirts and a killer new Fedora. This will work well for Audrina since Kristin probably told her about meeting me already.

Michael Jordan: I will paint myself really dark brown so that it looks authentic, wear a black cap so it looks like his bald head, and will wear a vintage Jordan outfit. Since I have been compared to him so many times, and I was a tremendous collegiate level player in my day, it would be fun to pay homage to MJ, but will it potentially hurt my ability to land a 9 or 10 because people won’t recognize that it’s me.

Superman: I already look a lot like him because of my body shape, hair color, and Greek/Italian appearance, so it would be funny to see The Brand dress up as The Man Of Steel. This is a dark horse right now because it seems to ordinary for Arthur Kade, but I would do something special for the crowd since all eyes will be on me like Britney Spears in Circus to make the Gen Pop go “Oh My God!!”.

Jesus Christ: This one would be interesting because of the obvious coincidences between “The Journey” and his life that I have pointed out in past blogs, and I could really spice him up to be really funky for a 21st century Jesus. I can’t grow facial hair well, because I grow a beard with holes in it, but with my acting abilities I could memorize scripture lines and recite them to Audrina at our table if I end up at Dusk

Bobby DeNiro/Jake LaMotta: this would be a blast since I often compare my career path to the heights of my favorite actor, Bobby DeNiro, and Raging Bull is one of my favorite all time movies, but I don’t want to be shirtless in the cold, and my abs are not where they need to be right now. I think that this could be great as tabloid fodder because shots of me without my shirt on would definitely show up on Gawker like they did this time (http://gawker.com/5313741/which-phone-is-suitable-for-arthur-kade) but if I am with Audrina and not at Public House then we will end up on Celebrity sites like The Insider and USA Today like I did with Kristin Cavillari anyway.

“Arthur Kade is the Christopher Columbus of “”The Biz”", and Little Oscar/The Pulitzer is his America”…Arthur Kade…10/27/09