Arthur Kadyshes visits the grave of his long dead grandma and I don't feel any sympathy. I actually feel anger. A couple of things we can blame her for with this asshole... he says she taught him to be a man. If this is the type of man the woman raises I'm glad she's dead. Not only am I glad, I actually hope someone figures out how to re-animate her so she can die again. Arturd also credits her with keeping him out of jail and from ending up dead. I think this is the bigger of the two offenses she committed. He adds a few lies to his resumé here, the top one being he graduated in the top 20 of his high school. Only if there were 10 kids in your class, Cock Gobbler. More stupidity from Arthur Kadyshes...
“She taught me to be a man. I taught myself to be a star”…Arthur Kade…10/27/09
Hey all, MC 900 Foot Douchebag here.
ReplyDeleteI was the one who wrote the opening to this post. I know it's harsh, but Cock Gobbler is my enemy and I have no sympathy for my enemies. If you take offense, take offense with me, not with the site.
That being said...
His grandmother is going to have one hell of a long wait for the thank you he intends on giving her when he wins his Oscar. Probably make the eternity she's spending in Hell seem like a 60 minute massage.
Why am I being moderated here also?
ReplyDeleteremember when he ugooglized his Grandmother this year?
ReplyDelete@Anon 7:28...
ReplyDeleteYou are not being moderated in any way shape or form. I imagine what is happening to you is the same thing that happens to me. The blogspot program doesn't allow you to post, but if you resubmit it will eventually post. Happens to me pretty much every time I post. Why I do not know, but you are NOT being moderated.
Zombie kade here-
ReplyDeleteYou taught yourself how to be a star? Anal, you're a red dwarf, possibly a black hole- you ain't and never in this reality will ever be a star, you greasy clownfaced mulchbag.
And what sort of fucking ghoul talks about a "pimped out" gravestone? Always knew you were a fucking jackass, but until now I didn't realize just how sociopathically deranged you were. What a fuckin' creepy dickwrangler you are, Anal.
Top 20 of your class- you must have gone to school with a bunch of slopeheaded speds, or kadyshes as their called in the special education community.
You write like a lightly trained chimp- how in hell could you beat any normal person in a contest of intellects? Oh wait, you couldn't- you're a cheesedicked liar. Ho hum, like that hasn't been said 7.33456656677865544 x 1,000,000 times.
And how very fucking special that you take time out from wistfully remembering your dear ole gams to let us all know you were scoring 9's while working as a janitor at Neimann's. Aside from the complete horseshit lie that is, Gammy must be all proud of you up in heaven, you fuck.
I'll say it again- you're one creepy, ghoulish little shitstain.
Oh, and one last thing- the only lil' oscar you will ever hold is a kidnapped, underaged sex boy you smuggle in from some faraway country.
You are a jawdroppingly untalented halfwit, with the charisma of a used tampon and the charm of a rectal cramp.
Do us and the world a favor- on one of your next bogus real estate excursions, go ahead and jump off the balcony.
Dicksmoking zitfaced waste of skin.
I have no doubt he finished in the top 20 of his class of 40 or so.
ReplyDeleteRectal cramp... stolen! Love it and your whimsy, Zombie!
ReplyDeleteLoo :)
After all the diluted sludge he has smeared on his blob, today's was the cherry on top. He can fantasize about acting, chicks, dicks, dope, food and the like but to desecrate the memory of a poor old dead woman who had the misfortune of being his gran... pure evil. I have had it with this oxygen theif. I hope she visits him on Halloween night in the form of a willing Philly 9.
Cheers, all!
ARTHUR,
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU FOR SPENDING MORE TIME WITH YOUR CUNT MOM AND YOUR CUNT GRANDMOTHER AND AWAY FROM ME. I'VE BEEN FEELING PRETTY GOOD SINCE I HAD MY ASSHOLE CHECKED AND EVEN BETTER WHEN MY OTHER ASSHOLE ((YOU)) WAS OUT OF MY SIGHT. LET PEOPLE BLAME YOUR GODDAMNED FUCKTARDED FAILURE ON YOUR MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER. SHIT YOUR GRANDMOTHER RAISED YOU, IT'S HER FUCKING FAULT YOU'RE A NO-GOOD WORTHLESS WASTE OF CUMB FAILURE FUCKFACE. DON'T SEE ME AGAIN. HAVE AN ANXIETY ATTACK AND DIE SO THAT I CAN KEEP ON FEELING THIS GOOD.
SINCERELY
YOUR DAD.
"my whole mom's side of my family was sitting on the couches"
ReplyDeleteThat just struck me as funny, picturing dozens of couches crammed with Nosferatus and Natasha Fatales.
Top 20 in your class? Really? Let me tell you something, Anal: if any of your high school English teachers were ever to come across your blob, I can only imagine that they would march like lemmings off the Ben Franklin Bridge to a watery death in the Delaware River below rather than live with the disgrace of having ever awarded the likes of you a passing grade, you semi-literate prolapsed colon of a human being.
It's funny how he makes his grandmother's death all about himself.
ReplyDelete"Because of her I became this, I became that, etc etc".
Eh, not cool. Arty Kadyshes should at least dedicate one blogpost completely to his late grandmother. Show some respect for the poor lady.
He is a shameless shit stain on the tighty-whities of life.
ReplyDeletethat said, I get some great putdowns from this site...awesome work!
Aw, bonding with the Mom who abandoned you as a child. That's nice Arthur. Almost as nice as the bonding you do with Papa Kade, who also abandoned you as a child. So now when neither parent really has to take responsibility for you, to care for you, now when it is easy, they'll acquiesce to hang out with you occassionally. Boy that must really fuck with your mind Arthur... must make you crazy, huh? Love me Daddy! Love me Mommy! You sad, sad monkey.
ReplyDeleteZombie here.
ReplyDelete@ Drew- outstanding work, sir. Prolapsed colon? An artful phrase of the first order. I applaud you.
Jess B... I like what u guys are doing over here. I'll post here next time. Any chance you guys can take that pic that Art's mom posted where he is putting that cock up to his mouth and make it part of your title pics. That would really compliment your site I think.
ReplyDeleteJess B....
His Mom looks like one of those whore mothers who don't not want a kid in their life cause it will affect the amount of cock they get.
ReplyDeleteI figured out a great costume for our favorite cum gargler. All he has to do is pretend that he is himself walking on his hands. Leave your feet bare and maybe glue a vienna sausage to the side so it looks like a thumb. Your hairy ass will look just like your balding head and while your tiny penis won't quite live up to your disgustingly enormous snout, that will be overlooked because the white shit that dominates the corners of your mouth is the spitting image of cum dripping out of a spent asshole. Plus when they look up to see your ugly fucking face which is now doubling as your cock (a role it was destined to play) they will see that giant shiny dick and want to puke. Once again your balding head doubles perfectly for your greasy ass. I think the only problem might be when your partner decides its time to bury his dode in your ass he won't be greeted with the warm glass of water that he is accustomed to. At this point just recommend a sword fight instead and gleefully await his load exploding on your face. Then when he is licking it up you can surprise him with your ass mouth and start making out.
ReplyDelete@ E is a P-
ReplyDeleteDisgusting, filthy, foul and depraved.
Yet strangely hilarious. Well done.
Everyone should pray with all their ability that the Yankees KILL the Phillies in the World Series so that Arthur can finally shut up about loving the Phillies.
ReplyDeleteARTHUR,
ReplyDeleteI WANT YOU TO BE IN YOUR GRAVE. DEAD. NOT AT THE GRAVE OF THE WOMAN THAT WRECKED YOU. YOU CAN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT YOU GODDAMNED WORTHLESS WASTE OF CUMB FAILURE FREAK FAILURE. HAVE AN ANXIETY ATTACK AND DIE, YOU PATHETIC FAILURE.
SINCERELY
YOUR DAD.
I'm joining in with the others to blast Kade on Twitter. I'm tired of seeing his lies and delusions going unquestioned/unchecked. So if you want to add me on Twitter, it's twitter.com/arthurkadeisgay and I will be bashing him and correcting all his lies, just like some other people do now. If we all negatively tweeted him everytime he lies, he can't help but experience cognitive dissonance... he knows he's lying but he can ignore it, unless people THROW IT IN HIS FACE and POINT IT OUT. he can't totally ignore us... just the mere fact of having to read that people know the truth and having to read our names forces the truth upon him. he'll become more despondent, desparate, and insane.
ReplyDeleteso i'm starting to do this... i encourage others to join and do so as well.
Pete.
ReplyDeleteLegowigers? U awake? You'd have more posts than Kade if you were current. Did you See Jones, The Model for all this posted finally. Its The even closer to The end end. 86. Arthur kade.
Just to point this out: while this site criticizes AK for being a douchebag daily, he's never once done something as douchy as gloating over the death of an old woman.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, folks. Arthur is a fool, an ass, a terrible actor, and unintentionally hilarious. But the way in which you handle your vitriol is getting to be significantly worse.
Of course, it's possible this site is exaggerating for effect, or not being serious. But then again, these are looking increasingly possible about Arthur Kadyshes' blog :P
Nice work on his Twitter guys! Is it just me, but I can't understand what the fuck he "authors" half the time!
ReplyDeleteTake him out on his Twitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kadyshes, don't you think you've fallen?
ReplyDeleteIf everybody wants you...why isn't anybody callin'?
@Adam Solomon...
ReplyDeleteSince I'm the one who wrote the intro to this post and then proceeded to explain that if you had a problem with the intro you should blame ME and not the site I can only assume one thing, you didn't read the comments. If you did read the comments I can then only assume you are a really stupid fucking cunt.
Here's a fact, old people die every day. Shit, for that matter young people die every day. Death is a part of life. His grandmother died ELEVEN YEARS AGO so I'm going to say the "too soon" exemption from mocking is not in effect. Also, if Cock Gobbler is going to put his family out there they are there to be mocked by ME. You may not agree, you don't have to join in, but from my point of view I am going to unload both barrels of my shotgun on this fucking tool. And another thing, that woman deserves a lot of the blame for the fucking jerkoff that is Arthur Kade. So, do me a favor and save your crying for someone who gives a shit.
What's next, you cry about someone making fun of Hitler?
I didn't read the comments, but if I had, I would be a fucking cunt? lol I see what this is. Someone has some serious anger issues.
ReplyDeleteFucking cunts lol.
ReplyDelete@Adam Solomon...
ReplyDeleteNo, I said you'd be a STUPID fucking cunt because I EXPLAINED that if anyone took issue with the intro to the post they should blame ME and not the larger group which is the LEGOWIG.
And yes, I do have anger issues, I have anger issues with STUPID people, but when it all comes down to it I'm a hell of a lot more stable and sane than Cock Gobbler and the vast majority of people in this world.
Oh, I agree I'd be STUPID. That's why I left that out. I think it's the fucking cunt that's a bit over the line. I know plenty of unobservant and even stupid people who are really very lovely, and many fucking cunts who are also brilliant.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I take AK for what he is: an asshole, but one who I can be sure will only achieve his goal of winning an Academy Award after Hell freezes over, and so an asshole who isn't dangerous, and therefore one who's just very amusing to watch.
@Adam Solomon...
ReplyDeleteNOTHING is over the line for someone like me.
Urgh, can we not paste now? I understand the no copy, but not the no paste. (unless the idiot who writes feet of pasted stuff on arthur's site tried to do that here)
ReplyDeleteRealitybytes above? Say it aint so. Seriously, no! This is a no PC zone RB.
Picture of Arthurs babushka (grandmother) -- link in my name.
P.S., did I not say don't tell him we are here or not? That's right, I did. What do you do with a person who trolls trolls? :p
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