He's so "off the reservation" as they say in hip cop movies that he related a story about missing the chance to win a pee wee b-ball game and drew a direct line to how he'd be as good as Dwayne Wade. Wow. Delusions of grandeur from Arthur Kadyshes...
When I was a kid, one of the many basketball leagues that I played in was the Bustleton Bengals, and it was amazing because every year I played I was one of the leading scorers, but the one year I played on a team with guys older than me, I was relegated to role player, and that team made it to the championship game. In that game, I think I had like only 12 points, and we were losing to the very end, and with our team down and 4 seconds to go, I got a rebound and was fouled while going back up for the shot with the clock having run out. Here I was at the line, where if I hit both shots, our team would win the Championship, and it’s a situation that literally changed my life because I had never felt that kind of pressure, and unfortunately I missed both shots, and we lost. That was the moment I said to myself, “I will never lose because I let pressure get to me again”, and from that moment forward, I have learned to always excel under pressure because I take a deep breath, focus, and dominate as only I can, “Kade Style” in a “I will not be beaten manner. That was the day, I learned how to win, even though I lost, and why I have become The Brand dominating “The Journey”, and as I tell people, “You can either let pressure fuck you, or learn to fuck it even harder”, and that’s why I have such an easy time with girls, because I approach it like a Basketball game and say, “What do I have to lose? She wants me and I am going to win”, and I almost always do.
I remember watching the NBA Finals a couple years ago, and watched Dwayne Wade pull an Arthur Kade, and single handedly will the Miami Heat to a championship, and as I was watching, all I could think about was if I was on that stage, I think I would have done it the same way. I thought about this, because one of my huge fans in NYC invited me to go the the Ultra Exclusive, Invitation-Only, NBA Kick Off Party tonight after the audition, and show the NBA, “Kade Style”, and if I don’t have to get back to the 215 after the audition, I will stop by and make a celebrity appearance for them, and I am sure some of the players probably are fans of “The Journey” already. Having been a top level athlete, I LOVE The NBA, especially The Lakers, so I am excited to see which players will be in attendance, and the fan told me it will be a super hot set up (There will be press and NBA Players), even using the Kadeism, “Models and Bottles”, so I will try and dominate the scene, and he told me, “It goes without saying that you will be set up with proper VIP status”, and the rapper Wale will be performing and Don Cannon DJ’ing. This is definitely one of my big Celebrity Social Weeks with the party tonight, and then partying with Nicky Hilton, and Sean Kingston, and others at Dusk on Saturday, but it really is how I keep The Brand high profile.
Last night in Mike’s class, I gave what everyone agreed to be my best performance as an actor (Mike actually said that the last three weeks, and I am now getting into such a zone with “Less is More” for Film Acting and putting my Theater Roots away until I decide to do Broadway in the future), and I just even received a call from one of my classmates (Who is a very good actress) where she said, “I have to tell you, you were so great last night. You were handsome, controlled, in the moment, and you could really see how far you have come as an actor, and since you were on the phone last night when I left, I wanted to call and tell you how much I thoroughly enjoyed your work and that you were just a joy to watch”.
I now realize, that in a little bit, people will be paying $11 to say that same thing, and maybe I should even start charging to watch the videos on my blog because they are becoming so top level, but this has never been about money, but instead about showing the Gen Pop the greatness of one man, and his journey to Little Oscar, and helping them change their lives along the way. We shot the scene from different angles, and different closeness so that my fans can understand the many ways that a scene can be shown, and why editing is such an intensive art. Enjoy, and wish me luck on that HUGE Audition for the Film Agents and Casting Directors tonight.
“Most people ask if you came. Champions know how to make you cum”…..Arthur Kade….09/24/09
So, let me get this straight:
ReplyDeleteBecause you learned waaaay back in pee-wee basketball that it hurts to lose (a good lesson), that would have allowed you take Dwayne Wade's place on the 2006 Miami Heat and led them from down 2 games to 0 to the World Championship against Dirk Nowitzki, Josh Howard, Erick Dampier, and the rest of the Dallas Mavericks, who are ALL some of the GREATEST basketball players in the WORLD? Even though you're probably about 1/10th as talented as Dwayne Wade. And shorter. (And not only shorter than Dwayne Wade, but probably also about 85-90% of the players in the NBA.) And you never played in the NBA. Or major college basketball. Or ANY college basketball....
The acting equivalent to Dwayne's feat in 2006 would be winning an Oscar, Emmy, or Tony for outstanding individual performance in a lead or supporting role, OR having a MAJOR role in a movie/TV show/play that won an Oscar, Emmy, or Tony for best show of the year. These are roles that only a couple of hundred performers in the world are even considered for; much like there are only a couple of hundred players in the NBA. And only a few can actually GET those roles; much like the number of championship-winning superstars in the NBA. Remember Dirk Nowitzki, above? One of the greatest basketball players in the world this decade. Possibly top 10. Almost certainly top 20. He hasn't won a championship.
And YET, two days ago you went to an open workshop, open, as in ANYONE who paid the money could attend...and you only performed good enough to get callbacks from 2 of the 5 casting directors there. Not giving a memorable or funny performance in a major commercial. Not even being given a role in a major commercial. Getting a CALLBACK to POSSIBLY be in a commercial. And while I can't honestly call that failure (getting any callback is an accomplishment in and of itself), it certainly wasn't balls-ass, hot-ass domination.
I'm sorry for the "War and Peace"-style post, but the more and harder I work on the play and film that I actually have major speaking roles in (though I'm still not gettin' paid), the more I want to virtually bitch-slap Kade.
Oh, and I beg you, BEG you, sir, to please ask the student who called you on the phone last night to praise you, if she could post the link to her blog/website/email address on your site. Or have her write a short blog entry, using her real name, providing us full, rich detail to the quality of your in-class performances. Please. Clearly, if she's an aspiring actress, she'd want the publicity involved with being linked to the world-famous website of an international superstar, right?
ReplyDeleteOh, and you spelled "cumb" wrong at the end. Twice.
I think I saw the same thing happen on Teen Wolf with Michael J Fox. Was your girlfriend named Boof also, you fucking tool bag?
ReplyDeleteWow suckhole thats some pretty insightful shit that has been written 1,000 FUCKING TIMES BEFORE! Defending ass lips now that is funny. What about him do you love so much?
ReplyDeleteI love reading his twitter almost as much as the site. So he was in The Beautiful Life for a second or two, and he's so eager to get a screenshot, to brag to us about how he was in TV, with no lines, for a split second.
ReplyDeleteid pay $11!
ReplyDeleteWhy was Arthur licking his lips over and over again in that last take?
ReplyDeleteThe other student was actually talented. It's painful to see monotone, lip-licking Arthur across from someone who actually can deploy body language and more than one tone of voice.
Artie, your videos aren't top level, they are bottom of the barrel. 5 stars is the best, one star is the worst. Look at your stars. I think I saw a few 1.5's as your top score. People sitting there looking at a web cam gets more stars than that. What is $11 for? You are going to charge people to compliment you? You will make no money that way. If you want to rake it in, you have to charge them to tell you what a shit looser you are.
ReplyDeleteSomeone on his site brought up a good point. I know, I know, I was there, but do you think at some point Athur actually did some real theater work and went full retard? You just can't come back from that. Think about Arthur really throwing himself into Lenny in "Of Mice and Men". Full retard, think about it.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he actually 'hears' these compliments. Know what I mean? Schizophrenia, or something like, sadly. I think at this point, it's clear that he's...not well.
ReplyDelete"You're sitting on a goldmine, Trabek!"
ReplyDeleteThautholito. Thautholito ith near Than Franthisco and Than Rafael.
ReplyDeleteJ Bone, he evidently has a minor in theater. When I read that I said "you what"? I guess "theater" doesn't have much to do with acting. "I'm gonna hug him and squeeze him..." Even *that* would be hard for Artie to pull off.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone else noticed how expressionless his face is in general. His mouth moves but nothing else seems to. Is he botoxing the entire top half of his head?
Who did you borrow the shirt from finface?
ReplyDeleteBeatrice, on 24 Sep 2009 at 11:55 am, said:
ReplyDeleteAfter you’re done with this “Advanced Film Class” you should really consider seeing if they have a class called “How To Not Act With Your Eyebrows.”
The following is an example of how one acts with their eyebrows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
('Silent night, deadly night part 2', starring Eric Freeman and some guy who gets blown away).
It will be productions like that where Kade will dominate the screen with his "balls-ass, hot ass" ""style."" (Cue throwing up in the mouth...a little bit.)
By the way, this (from 'zombie kade will destroy you'; awesome name, by the way!)...
"I find it hard to believe that DWade was able to put on a pathetic outfit from the sears awkward teen collection, snort a bunch of coke, dance creepily around a bunch of women that wanted to projectile vomit on him, video himself while lobbing slobber in all directions, AND win an NBA championship singlehandedly."
...I nominate for COMMENT OF THE DAY!
P.S. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FROM THE ERIC FREEMAN SCHOOL OF EYEBROW ACTING, I GIVE YOU.....
THE EYEBROW MONTAGE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uxSGRNLA6o
I just went to AK 4.7's youtube channel page and slowly worked my way through a few dozen flicks of his and scored them one star each. It's a fun job, you feel like you're helping the world, and it really doesn't take long. Go on kids, spread the love.
ReplyDeleteI did note, of interest, that most of his flicks get about 500 views on average, and most are rated between one and one and a half stars, and that's usually from a pool of about 10 raters.
Fucking balls-ass indeed.
You were wind thurfing in Thentral America.
ReplyDeleteWas AK 4.7 trying to portray a clinically depressed lisping homosexual on way too many Quaaludes? If so, then I have to hand it to him. He nailed it!
Just because I know Kadezilla reads these comments everyday.
ReplyDeleteDear finface,
You have man zits. Your training (ha) has already failed. You’re afraid of girls most likely because of a problem with little Kade. Girls are afraid of you most likely because of your odors; your look, your bizarre personality, and the aura of creepy-ness that lingers long after you’ve departed. You weren’t liked as a child, and you’re not liked as an adult. Your only friends are fellow misfits with which you can identify with. You use whomever you can, blame everyone else for your misfortunes, never stand up against anyone or anything and never stand up for anyone or anything. You are self-centered, uncaring, unkind and unaware. You have no depth, but think you are deep. You have no soul. You are the same rotten brat that you were and will always be. You have blown every chance to change with women, work and friends. You have nothing. You are nothing. You will remain nothing unless some catastrophic event forces you to change. Your false bravado is transparent and unattractive. You hate yourself for what you are, and hate others for what you are. You will die alone and bitter. You are aging fast, yet you are not bright enough to realize that time is running out. You will never be loved and you will believe that it wasn’t your fault. To call you a monkey is an insult to primates. You, Sir Butt Plug, are a worm. You are the village idiot. Enjoy yourself
Well, what can one say?
ReplyDeleteIn the acting scene all Arty's lisp training went right out the fucking window. I mean the lisp was so pronounced he really came across as a gay. The other guy was quite personable, smiled a bit, looked totally natural and basically was as good an actor as Arty would like to be.....he's also alot more handsome than Arty.
The 'compliments' from others are probably lies, but if not, then I reckon these classmates must have a heart and just really feel for Arty because he wants this so much and he has as much chance of that as I have of having Condi Rice rim my stinking, fetid anus.
.............having seen it from the Arty cam, I can only say that he has to do something with those fucking arched eyebrows - sadly there's fuck all he can do with his eyes. They are naturally unwelcoming - they call them rapey, the generous would call them sleepy......I can only say I would never trust someone with those eyes.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he could play the part of a nasty East European....but then there's the stilted delivery of his lines......I've got it; a non speaking part....like a corpse in the background...........................though, even then I bet the cunt would move just to get noticed.
Doh!
It's probably for my own best interest, but I couldn't hear a word he (they?) were saying. I could hear a random "Thpppth" here and there, but other than that, nothing. Dull dull dull.
ReplyDeleteI think Arthur would do fabulously at portraying an autistic serial killer. That is the role he was born to play!
ReplyDeleteThe same lack of effort he puts into spelling and grammar is revealed in his weak (at best) attempts to ‘act’. Ditto for his appearance and persona. The only thing he puts any real effort in is trying to bullshit his way to stardom. That’s not going well either.
ReplyDeleteThe look in the second video was the look of The Journey coming crashing down around him, and him being powerless to stop it. Gold.
ReplyDeleteYes, you're quite right, spot on. Despite the psuedo nonchalant body language one can see Arty knows he is out of his league. He must be doubting, no, he must know he's never going to be an actor......he'll be going full guns to be a 'celebrity', through his blog. That's the only thing he has, apart from a level of cuntery as yet unseen on earth
ReplyDeleteThe other guy had good emotion but he drank water too many times to believe
ReplyDeletecasual converstion. Kade wasnt as bad as most of the commenters say. He did look tired though.
Just an update from previous day blog: "Stop this from Happening" the Social Media Panel has dropped Arthur Kade as a panelist after they visited his blog: they say:
ReplyDeleteThank you for alerting us to the true character of this person. I and the committee members who put this together were not aware of this aspect of his personality. As I said, we are a club of volunteers and invited him based on his public interviews and some sense of his blog content ... not this vulgarity and crudeness.
We are in the process of uninviting him and will focus the seminar on the professional use of social media technology, as it was intended.
Let's shut him down!
@Anon at 6:51pm -- THANK YOU for the update, and to all who let the Philly Ad Club know what a wanker Kade is. I was horrified that he was going to be on a panel with actual professionals.
ReplyDeleteGot recognized in bathroom at penn station. Can't even urinate quietly anymore http://myloc.me/LNYH
ReplyDeleteabout 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
Old stomping grounds?
http://clarotalent.info/non-union-men/arthur-kade.html
ReplyDeleteAwesome. And what ever happened with that audition for the mob hitman where he was gonna put a broom handle up a guys ass "Kade Style"? Never heard any more about that.
Anon 6:51 - that is AWESOME. Absolutely awesome. I can't stop laughing right now. How is he going to explain that? He's posted about it a couple times I think but I can't find it on his blog now. I know it was listed in there... I wonder if he removed it already - if it was there that means it's here on this blog somewhere.
ReplyDeleteEither way, absolutely fantastic work!
All I did was to cut and paste Arthurs' own words/ musings and email it to the fine Folks putting on a legitimate seminar. When they got a sample of his misogony, borderline racism and homophobia, he was removed from their Website. Good for them and thanks to "stop this from happening".
ReplyDeletePretentious bastard needs to eat some humble pie, and he just got a big piece. Kudos to Anon 6:51 and "stop this..."
ReplyDeleteHas anyone posted this on his blog yet?
ReplyDeleteYeah, someone posted it there, but it needs to be posted multiple times.
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