Your worst customer in five words or less: Arthur Kade. Seriously, he is everything that's wrong with this city.
What's the worst thing you've ever seen at your bar?: Arthur Kade. Don't worry, he's now banned for life.
Thanks to an anonymous tipster, we now know that Arthur was banned from The Franklin for basically being a cheap fuck, and a liar. Surprised? From what we're told, Kade lied to bartenders about being comped by the owners/managers, and never paid his tab. No idea on the amount of said unpaid tab, but all those Red Bulls sure add up fast! Actually, The Franklin seems like the kind of bar that wouldn't even have Red Bull, so no telling what he was drinking and refusing to pay for.
Our tipster also mentioned that Kade isn't even allowed in front of the bar. Bouncers actually mentioned this to our tipster as Kade walked by last Friday night - they won't even allow him to stop and talk to anyone there!
Keep in mind this is the establishment that Kade bragged about receiving a "hand delivered VIP only invite to their opening over the summer. Way to wear out your welcome Arthur!
We also have it on good authority that Arthur is soon to be banned from another Philly nightspot, for reasons as simple as being himself. We'll wait and see if it pans out and let you know when it does!
Here's to hoping this trend continues, and Philly's "favorite son" (gag) is soon banished from every eatery, club, and street corner in the city.
Getting' banned...Kade style!
ReplyDeleteI know the owner of the business..
ReplyDeleteChad Boonswang, Arthur Kadyshes and the other fucks have this "thing" they do at bars clubs.. thinking they can get comped for their drinks.."we're good right"
Pearl, etc. etc. all have a SEETHING hatred for those fucks..
I say it again it is a small group of people now that hang out in that circle, I would say it's about 10 people, and it's all the same people and they all hang out together.. his circle is no bigger than that.. and yes, his circle is filled with worthless NE philly trash..
this is a FACT, I say again FACT. Noone in this city knows or cares one bit about these people.. only in their own heads..
amazing reporting. A+++++++++. From a fellow admin, I really admire this scoop!
ReplyDeleteHow the fuck is he avoiding the inevitable beat down he deserves? It’s ‘amazing’ that it hasn’t happened yet. I know it’s got to happen sooner or later. Sooner would be better. Somebody (anybody) smacking him and saying “Blog that, bitch” would melt my butter. I’d pay $11.00 to see that. (Alright, I’d pay more, a lot more)
ReplyDeleteTo whom it may concern,
Just because McFucknuts acts and talks effeminate, you may punch him without feeling like you’re hitting a girl. He’ll squeal like a girl, but don’t let it bother you. Thank you.
Why doesn't the bar take him to small claims even just to prove a point? Arthur conned them. Period.
ReplyDeleteHow much would u pay for the beat down, and would u cover legal fees?
ReplyDeleteWhat legal fee’s? You’re implying a crime would be committed. It would be more like a community service. It doesn’t matter anyway, it’s going to happen without a doubt, the only question is when? He keeps begging for it.
ReplyDeleteJust to clarify, I was being sarcastic about paying to see…he keeps talking about people paying $11.00 at a movie theater to see him…the joke was about the only thing people would pay to see that he…fuck it, never mind.
ReplyDeleteI wasn’t looking to hire a thug.
Thanks anyway.
Problem is nowadays that you can pretty easily get sued got striking someone.
ReplyDeletelol Kudos - looks like you hooked a Jeffrey Dahmer type.....'......and would you cover the legal costs'?...PML at that. One can't even be ironic without some enterprising entrepreneur trying to cash in, can one? I'll pay the 'thugs' medical bills if he'll suck Arthur's smelly tadger, and do a 'toss the salad man' on his rectum. Yes, I'd gladly pay for any resultant mental or physical damage .......actually, I wouldn't, thug can suck Kade's 'good Jew' cock for free and fuck right off, ...'will you pay legal costs?'....I'm still chuckling at this psycho cockend.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm, so it seems as if Arthur is a bona fide cunty.....so maybe this isn't a scam after all.....no, it could be a scam....allow me to clarify......Arthur and his chums are all deluded cunts who think they are special (needs)
and one of them bets Arthur he can't create a media buzz around him and, for example, get an interview on Howard Stern.....on the interview he will reveal the scam. Now this doesn't mean Arthur isn't a total wanker, as evidenced on his blog, but there may be a focus to his cuntery.....I don't know.....in a way that's half the fun of following cock gobbler, where is this going? Some of the things he says and does are clearly provocative and set up - like the 'kween'. He knows it's fucking useless, a wind up, that's why that big headed Asian was pissing her pants laughing at him during the 'rap kween' video........but this only makes me love her more; I like that she is desperate for fame, I find it somewhat endearing; I like her small stature and huge head, I find it somewhat mutant like; I like her huge, plump, firm yet soft, erect nippled titties...no, no, actually I love them. And if she has a shaved Asian quimlet I would probably perform oral lingus upon her lower parts....all in all, I would very much like to copulate with her in a loving and meaningful way. (But that fucking big head is a problem)
Made me start back peddling. Damage control alert. That’s the thing about the Internet, whatever you type is there forever. Which is exactly why Mr. McFuckmydaddy is riding this bus one way to nowhere. He’s revealed too much about himself to try and say it was all a big joke. This mess has gone past the point of no return. Can you even imagine how much his stepmother must hate his guts? The skeletons, phone calls and his deluded rambling have got to piss her off. And by the looks of daddy his heart won’t handle stress well.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Stern goes, I don’t see how that’s going to happen, not unless McFucknuts actually has the notoriety he claims. And he doesn’t. So far everything he’s said and done have been zero. The saline kween takes him with her, using her press pass, to promo some event and daddysboy spins it into his coronation. Stuttering John used to get the same access to everything. All his “Dev Deal”, “showing the haters”, “come this far” claims are the same bullshit as “I’m a celeb”, “Gen pop”, etc. He’s done nothing, is doing nothing and going nowhere fast. Nothing, not a fucking thing, except troll better than most, and lie about useless shit. He never fails to disappoint though, and maybe that’s his magic. Something keeps us watching in disgust and waiting for the wreck. And as far as his so-called fans go…Fuck you, morons. And I bet GN wouldn’t shut up the whole time. She’s worse than he is.
I'm hoping Artshitz 'big announcement' is that Howard Stern is going to interview him.
ReplyDeleteThen maybe we'll see some REAL ass tearing. Y'know, like the kind Artshitz gets in the alley behind all those 'balls ass hot ass' clubs he keeps getting thrown out of.
From the previous post, I'm disgusted that ANY woman would agree to go home with Artshitz and sleep in his bed, regardless of whether they actually fucked Bacne Boy.
What kind of low, disgusting whore would even THINK to do something that nasty and perverse? I bet their cunts smell like 3 day old tuna left out in the sun, because no self respecting, hygienically aware woman would ever debase herself to sleep in a cesspool of Artshitz' filth. Shudder....
Smelly tadger…top that, bitches
ReplyDeleteNo pardon necessary, you’ve got me laughing my ass off.
i'll keep saying it.. the group that hangs around arthur are all trash. all of them.. that is why they don't give a F to hang out with them.. the rest of the social scene sees them more as a disease.. it may not be shouted from the streets, but it's the way it is
ReplyDeleteArthur's gift to Kade Nation is less than an hour away! I'm kadeing my pants I'm so excited!
ReplyDelete"Gawker" has another great piece on Arthur. Thank goodness they're now using really awful pictures of him.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the mocking!
he's evolved from "fameball" to "fakeball"
ReplyDeleteConsidering the last "big" news was an interview on a radio show that not a single commenter had heard of, I don't think there is much to anticipate.
ReplyDeleteThe big reveal turned out to be some sort of book deal which Arthur (jumping the gun, as ever) seems to think is going to make him a NY Times best-selling author.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Arthur, at best, you're semi-literate, and the people who obsess about you aren't going to fork out for anything with your name on, lest it line your pockets. You're not a story-teller, you are a LIAR.
That bitch will be in the remainder book-shops before you can say "pulped and sent for landfill".
Meh, it's probably one of those 'vanity press' things, where the author has to pay to have the book printed.
ReplyDeleteWho would buy it, anyway? Not the Saline Queen and his other whoretastic friends, so who else does that leave? Oh yeah, NOBODY!!!
It won't even make it into the bargain bin bookstores, because Artshitz won't have the money to have more than 2 or 3 copies printed.
Damn, and I was SO hoping Howard Stern was going to fry his fugly, bacned ass on radio. My dreams are once again shattered....
Trident are a bona fide literary agency, representing the likes of the Asimov and John Wyndam estates and a whole bunch of other people you may actually have heard of. This is no vanity press.
ReplyDeleteShould you wish to email them with a sample of Arthur's writing, I have prepared a handy cut and paste of all the senior people's emails for you.
A lot of women work in publishing, so it might be an idea to concentrate on some of his ravings about the laydeez. Let's see how quickly we can get his Agency to drop him.
gottlieb.assistant@tridentmediagroup.com; strone.assistant@tridentmediagroup.com; levine.assistant@tridentmediagroup.com; lallen@tridentmediagroup.com; carnicelli.assistant@tridentmediagroup.com; ecope@tridentmediagroup.com; mflashman@tridentmediagroup.com; aglass@tridentmediagroup.com; ahenkin@tridentmediagroup.com; ekellogg@tridentmediagroup.com; LJKDelphi@aol.com; smaclean@tridentmediagroup.com; amatsueva@tridentmediagroup.com; smiller@tridentmediagroup.com; jolivo@tridentmediagroup.com; aramirez@tridentmediagroup.com; roberts.assistant@tridentmediagroup.com; jsilbersack@tridentmediagroup.com; esilverman@tridentmediagroup.com; whalen.assistant@tridentmediagroup.com
I read Trident's submission page.
ReplyDeleteLooks like pretty much anyone can SUBMIT an idea for a book. Doesn't mean Trident will pick it up, or agree to publish it.
Considering that Artshitz is practially illiterate, a degenerate asslcown, and a raging misogynist, it's unlikely his 'submission' will ever see publication.
Besides, once they get an idea of what kind of fool Artshitz is, they'll send him a rejection e-mail faster than he can suck off someone in the men's room.
Here are Trident's criteria:
SUBMISSION GUIDELINES
DEAR AUTHOR,
WE ARE ACTIVELY SEEKING NEW AND/OR ESTABLISHED AUTHORS IN A VARIETY OF GENRES AND CATEGORIES BOTH FICTION AND NON-FICTION.
TO SUBMIT A MANUSCRIPT OR PROPOSAL, PLEASE SEND YOUR QUERY LETTER FIRST TO ONE OF OUR AGENTS. YOU CAN SEND YOUR QUERY LETTER BY EMAIL OR REGULAR MAIL.
PLEASE SEND MANUSCRIPTS OR PROPOSALS ONLY UPON REQUEST BY AN AGENT.
GUIDELINES FOR YOUR NON-FICTION SUBMISSION
- PARAGRAPH ABOUT YOURSELF
- SYNOPSIS, ALONG WITH RELEVANT HISTORY ON THE SUBJECT AND/OR YOUR EXPERTISE IN THAT SUBJECT
- PREVIOUS PUBLISHING HISTORY (IF ANY)
- CONTACT INFORMATION (ADDRESS, PHONE, FAX AND EMAIL ADDRESS)
GUIDELINES FOR YOUR FICTION SUBMISSION
- PARAGRAPH ABOUT YOURSELF
- PLOT SYNOPSIS
- PREVIOUS PUBLISHING HISTORY (IF ANY)
- CONTACT INFORMATION (ADDRESS, PHONE, FAX AND EMAIL ADDRESS)
Having read his latest about his NYT best seller, Arthur has overcome the post cocaine depression (by taking more cocaine) and is clearly in a euphoric high and back to lying his cunt off. The dev' tv deal has already revolutionised global tv - the book has already made him a media mogul - astonishing bragging, lying, delusion and cuntery - well done Arthur.
ReplyDeleteSo Arthur has a literary agent. That is a far cry from having a book deal or a book, but to him, it means he's already New York Times best-selling author. That's typical of him, a fantasist and self-promoter sans equal, but it's irritating to me that people think he has a book deal. He doesn't. He has an agent who, if he ever writes a book, will attempt to get a publishing deal for it. Huge difference. If he actually had a book deal, we'd have heard alllll about how it was with the finest publisher on the earth and how he had to choose the right publisher to fit "The Brand's" amazing image, blah blah blah...
ReplyDeleteCan I just say what a bang-up job you guys at the Legowig are doing? Pure magic.
ReplyDeleteI have just sent a properly formated e mail to the people working at Trident.
ReplyDeleteThat book must not happen.