The Secret Society

I used to work in "The Biz" and I can tell you all, most people NEVER use the term "The Biz" and NOBODY has ever referred to anyone in "The Biz" as a "Bizzer." Arthur Kadyshes is so far from being in "The Biz" that if he got a job ripping tickets at a movie theater he'd be about 10 steps closer to being in "The Biz" than he is now. 

I know we all speculate as to his mental illness and what exactly it is, but the more I go on reading this asshole the more I'm convinced I will never understand the depths to which a human mind can sink. How can someone tell lie after lie after LIE and still believe every single one of them? It doesn't matter how many people call him out in the comments or on Twitter he just goes on like nothing is amiss. You'd think it would eventually get to him, but it just doesn't and in his case this isn't persistence, but SEVERE fucking mental illness. Plenty of people have faced rejection or adversity and overcome it, but Arthur Kadyshes will never be anything more than what he is now: a fucking loser surrounded by more losers. Yeah, I'm looking at YOU, Chad, Lindsay and Sabrina.

More crazy ass balls ass crazy fucking delusional speak from Cock Gobbling Arthur Kadyshes... (oh, and pictures of food.)

When you’re a growing International media superstar like Arthur Kade in the amazingly cutthroat “Biz” it turns your stomach that you just can’t always share everything going in Kadealot with Kade Nation, and make them feel the same orgasm of success that I feel everyday I continue to re-create “The Biz”. A HUGE Fan came up to me at Cosi yesterday and asked, “I’m dying to know, What’s the book about?”, and I responded, “I can’t talk about it, but I will say it’s unlike anything you have read before, and there is no doubt that it will win awards and be a NY Times Bestseller”, and as he walked away, all The Brand kept thinking to himself is, “I wish I could talk about all the stuff I have going on with all the multitude of projects and press I’m working on because they are so brilliant and unique that I think people’s heads would explode”, but in “The Biz” it is important that you keep things close to your vest with business sometimes because you can’t ruin an ongoing situation or negotiation. I was telling my friend yesterday, “It’s like knowing you’re banging Megan Fox, and yet you can’t tell anybody about it, not even you’re friends, even though you know she gives the best oral sex, and you just want to brag that I had her”. The beauty of Arthur Kade is that he shares every aspect of his life through “The Journey”, but sometimes even the original “Modern Actor” has to hold back on announcements because there is a business component that forces him to abide by things like “Confidentiality Clauses” and celebs or important “Bizzers” (What we people in “The Biz” call each other) who will get in contact with me, but write, “Please do not put this on your blog” all the time, and this is the side of “The Biz” that the everyday Gen Popper who grabs a Miller Lite with his friends at a dive bar and talks about The Eagles can never experience. I Feel like I am living in a secret society where only a select few know the truth, and they are celebs like me, and other members are Tom Hanks, Steve Speilberg, Ridley Scott, Brad Pitt, and other “A-Listers”.

It’s now getting to a point in my rising acting and authoring career where I am beginning to realize that I can’t really trust anyone outside of The Entourage and La Famiglia, because all Gen Poppers want to be me, and will do whatever it takes to copy or destroy the aura of greatness and innovation that I am creating, and it’s crazy that in many ways, becoming an “A-List” celeb and having sex with a hot girl is so similar. Hot girls almost all want to be taken care of, especially once they hit 30, they are all looking for a “Pimp Kade” to “Wife Them” that they will somehow conveniently forget to take the pill, have a condom waiting for you that has a hole in it, or even not let you pull out when you’re about to cum, and in “The Biz” the affect is the same because when you are a rising superstar/actor/author/celeb/blogger/model after 8.652 months, everybody is trying to get into your pants of success, and you question every new person coming into your life, and what their purpose is and how they will “Put a hole in your condom” to completely fuck you. This is why I don’t hook up almost ever over 30 anymore, because there is a level of jadedness that you don’t find in a girl that is 25 or under where you can train and mold her to your requirements.

I was talking to Papa Kade last night about being a celebrity over dinner, and he said, “You’re being paranoid”, and I said “You have no idea what it’s like to be Arthur Kade now. Anywhere I go or don’t go, people are looking for me and think they see me. I am the topic of conversation everywhere, and I may be the most polarizing young celebrity on the planet right now. People use my “”Kadeisms”", want to be in videos with me, ask me about the TV Show or Book non-stop, and girls are all trying to sleep with me because they know I’m famous, that sometimes it’s hard to know who’s real and who’s not”. Now I know why many of my fellow celebs live very secluded lives, because you just want to feel safe, and have sex with random 9’s or 10’s all day in a country where no one knows who you are (Think the episode of Entourage where Vinnie and crew go to Mexico after “Medellin” failed and don’t want to come back to the stress of KA), although with the Global Icon status I am quickly achieving with the popularity of “The Journey”, I will soon not even be able to vaca in Africa without fans greeting me like they did Muhammad Ali when he fought George Foreman in Zaire for “Rumble In The Jungle”. Fame is amazing, but it really is a double-edged sword because while you’re making millions, people are all counting each dollar and trying to get their share like what just happened to my man, Nick Cage

In the meantime, I think I have decided on my new headshot, and it is one that shows a less “Italian Mobster” look that Hollywood knows me for now, and more of an inviting “Leave It To Beaver” sort of effect. I wanted to show casting directors that I can play “Happy” and “Sensual” characters as well as “Dark” and “Intense” ones, so I selected this smiling one to show that (It’s already airbrushed), and a more serious one that still needs to be “Touched Up”. I think this shot shows my beautiful Green eyes, great head of hair. the profile of my nose looks very “Romanesque”, my teeth look perfect, and it’s very “Casual Suave” and I look like the Boy Next Door. I would love to hear from Kade Nation what they think?

“Most Gen Poppers want to climb Mt. Everest. Arthur Kade wants to travel to other Solar Systems. That is true greatness.”….Arthur Kade…11/24/09

The will be VERY disappointed when you walk in and look NOTHING like this headshot.