Guest Blog Written For DatingIsMiserable.com

"Kadeing" is the most offensive thing in a world of offensive things.  More bullshit from Arthur Kadyshes...

Here is the post that I wrote for Amanda Carpenter (Author of her own blog in San Francisco who looks like she is a 6 in her picture with pretty eyes and an Iowa looking face, but potentially chubby soft body from not dieting and “Drinking too much”) from DatingIsMiserable.com. She had it up yesterday, and will have new guest bloggers over there all week, so check it out. I yold her on Twitter today I should have my own dating advice column called “Ask Kadey”. I think her readers were probably blown away by my “Superior” dating techniques, and this is why I get to hang with models and fellow “A List” Celebs like I did last night at the VMA parties in NYC and make out with a couple random hotties like only Arthur Kade can. I also had a couple videos with my speech coach that show the tremendous progress I have made with my lisp, and the TR and DR sounds. I still have my old hair in the videos, which brought a smile to my face because I look so Italian, but my new surfer look is growing on me, and getting the reaction from models and Shane that I did tells me that I have the looks, versatility, and courage to pull it off for “The Journey”.

My name is Arthur Kade, and I am an actor, celebrity, and have my own famous blog calledArthurKade.com where I detail my life and everything that happens in it whether it’s amazing or ugly, and have gained worldwide recognition for selling my six-figure a year financial planning practice and taking 3 years off to pursue my dream of becoming an award winning actor. I have been featured on every type of social and print media you can imagine including Philadelphia Magazine, Gawker, Down By The Hipster, Philly Chit Chat, The Insider, etc.. and have conducted interviews on well known talk shows and radio stations all around the world. I party with celebrities, am followed by A List artists and people in “The Biz”, and I am a sensation that is redefining what I call “The Biz”, and believe that I will be an Oscar winning actor, and will do it The Kade way. I live my life at the highest and most elite levels, and this is what people refer to as “Kade Style”. All the while, I let people in to my thoughts, my world, and the way I am changing, inspiring and redefining the way things work, and doing it all just being Arthur Kade. My journey, is called “The Journey”, and it shows all of the emotional, professional, sexual, and spiritual changes that I am going through, and how I have gone in 6 months from East Coast Socialite and professional to Rising Actor and Soon to Be “A List” Celeb (Many people in “The Biz” comment that I am doing things at a speed and velocity that no one has ever done this, and my acting style is compared to Vince Vaughn and Christian Bale). I also have a famous rating scale of girls that is called the Kade Scale, and is known around the world.

Amanda contacted me and asked me to do a guest blog on her site because she is a long time fan/follower of “The Journey” (She is in San Fran, and she follows me, and my blog is followed around the world by everyone, and growing like a virus everyday) about advice to “The Nice Guy”, and how he can land more girls. Here are some of my thoughts for landing 9’s and 10’s that you want to sleep with, but not necessarily date (If you are looking for a genuine girl to wife, then this may not work, but if you want a girl that is “Stripper Hot” that a nice guy would never land then send me a BIG thank you note after reading this):

1) Talk like you have have a huge cock-Most nice guys are complete and utter losers, and don’t possess the good looks or charm that someone like Arthur Kade has. I have dated supermodels, famous and powerful girls, so when I talk to a girl, I own her mentally. I never let her know that I care, or that I will ever take her seriously, because as soon as you do that then they lose interest. Own them by making them want you, and don’t be scared to tell them to go off (Especially if they are a 9 or 10) because they will want you more. The less you care, the better the blow job.

2) Be seen with a 9 or 10 in Public-Girls want to know that you have fucked the best, so you have to be seen with the best. Even if you have never dated a hot girl, then rent one and make sure everyone sees you with one. When I was in high school, I was “The Ugly Duckling”, but I started hanging around with the hottest girl in the school, and even though we were just friends, I ended up crushing so much quality because girls would say, “If Arthur can pull her, then there must be something we don’t know”, and the girls were lining up for some Kadeing (The process of having sex with Arthur Kade). make sure the girl is “Stripper Hot” (Megan Fox) and not “Mother Hot” (Angelina Jolie), because super hot girls always want to one-up other super hot girls, and will take you in a bathroom and have sex just to walk out and know they won.

3) Don’t be George Clooney, be Dennis Rodman- Most guys all look the same and dress the same , and this will land you some girls because average girls want a “Solid and dependable” guy, and suits and regular outfits will get you the same girl in reverse. If you want a 9 or 10, then stick out!! Be a trend setter, and don’t be afraid to stick out because the more other guys hate on you, the more girls will want you, and will think you are confident in your abilities to bring it to them, “Kade Style”. Wear bright colors, hot hats, skinny jeans, and act like when you walk in a room, P.Diddy is right next to you saying, “Damn that outfit is hot”. I can get almost any 9 or 10 I want because when I walk in a room girls say, “Wow he’s gorgeous, but his outfit is so cool and different” and you want girls thinking you are a trendsetter like me. The George Clooney type gets married, while the Rodman type gets their brains fucked out.

4) Live “Kade Style”- I wrote a blog on my site about the true definition of “Kade Style” which is doing and living things that the “General Population” (Gen Pop as I call it) don’t, and hot girls want to be at the hottest clubs, at the best table, and with a “Made Man” in the socialite circles, so when you meet a 9 or 10, the you need to stop the “Where do you work?” and “What do you do?”, and go with, “I know the owners at Avenue, want to go there and party?”, or “I don’t wait in lines, that’s for losers”, and walk her right in a club. If you don’t have that pull ahead of time, then make friends with club owners, managers, and bouncers ahead of time, spend a night dropping some money there, and make sure the connects are in place so you look like Arthur Kade when you are escorted in to Dusk when you are at a celeb table with Nick Lachey, Robin Thicke and Kristin Cavalleri.

5) Be an Asshole- Many people in “The Biz” refer to me as “The New Bad Boy of Acting” because of how polarizing and controversial I am, but in the end I think like a guy and put it all out there like no one ever has, but still work my ass off to be the best actor in the world because that is the dream, and hot girls love that when they meet me, they automatically think, “I wonder f he’s rating me?”, “I’m not good enough for Arthur Kade”, and my favorite, “He thinks he’s so hot, he would never talk to me”, but as soon as you do, then you can pop the champagne that night because she’s already down.

6) Michael Jordan Syndrome- Hot girls want guys who know they are the best, and that’s what made MJ so great, he knew there were people that could out-jump, out shoot, and out talent him, but in the 4th quarter, he knew no one could out-believe MJ, and that’s what make him the best. When you meet a 9 or 10, you have to have in your mind that your a legend, and they want you to be their #1 draft pick that night, not the other way around, and make them give you a big contract like sex to seal the deal.

These are a few tips that I wanted give Amanda’s Fans, but feel free to come over toArthurKade.com and follow “The Journey”, and all of my contact info is there. Kade Out!