Perception

Wow, words can't even explain this stupidity.  If any woman ever reads this post and still sleeps with this cock gobbling asshole it will be proof she is an absolute moron or fame whore herself.  More idiocy from the deluded Arthur Kadyshes...

I was thinking about “Perception” this morning because I was getting a ride, “Kade Style” from a beautiful girlfriend to my parent’s hair salon to get my hair darkened a bit more (The Producer of the project I’m the Gay Doctor principal on thought that I needed to be “Browner” so a bit darker than I am now, but lighter than I was, so I am adjusting it today), we started talking about how she read yesterday’s blog (One of the many things I forget is that “The Journey” and it’s example is changing lives, but the knowledge and thoughts that I provide provide a mental and cultural revolution to so many, and it had lead to a conversation with her father about how her boobs being too big may hamper the way men in the corporate world look at her. I was explaining to her that I had the same problem as the “Number 1″ financial advisor in my company for years because I wanted to be taken seriously like a CEO, but my clients and corporate peers just saw a model who was good at sales. This lead to a conversation about how men are perceived at different ages, and what we want at those ages from girls.

1) The Twenties (Zac Effron Years)- This is a decade of experimenting, and the “I’m Invincible” mantra. A man is till looked and perceived as a boy, and feels like time is forever. We just start making money (I was making six-figs this whole decade) to be able to throw at girls and get anyone of them in bed, but the problem is that we are so inexperienced in relationships that girls look at us like dicks they can play with, and they pat us on the head and wish us good luck. The twenties are about getting your heart broken, having no idea what you want, having more threesomes than you can ever count, doing tons of drugs (Yes, I am guilty of that one), and worrying each time you ‘Raw Dog” it until you get your next test and find out you are clean (My friend was joking to me and said about his own sexual history “I’ve Rolled the dice way too many times”, and I laughed and said, ‘I think every guy has, but it’s about not having any little gifts to show for it”) . It’s a decade of discovery of who you are and what you want, but you may blow through millions doing it, but if you’re me, then you live the “Sinatra Life” (I had some throw away 6’s and 7’s drunk back then, but almost gnawed off my arm in the morning when I kicked them out). You live a life that isn’t you, and trying to be someone you’re not.

2) The Thirties (Arthur Kade Years)- When I turned 30, I was ultra depressed because I felt like my youth was over, and I had to do all the things that society was forcing on me. I had made more money than a kid on welfare had ever imagined, had more sexual adventures and girls than anyone can imagine, travelled, and lived a celebrity life, but something was missing. I almost made a choice to get married when I wasn’t ready or wanted to, to make myself look and feel more legit that would have been the worst choice of my life, bought a house that made no sense for who I was, was stuck in a career that had stopped making me happy, and most of all was depressed that I had to be serious about life. What I was missing was that, I was a gorgeous 30 year old who had no commitments like Children or Wife, and still had the chance to live (Sold my practice to start and dominate “The Journey”, realized that I will never be in a situation with a girl that wasn’t what I wanted ((Tried it 3 times to figure that one out)), and money means nothing to me like happiness does), and this is the decade where the light bulb clicked on and I realized that 9’s and 10’s and Little Oscar are all I want. Girls look at you now as a husband rather than a boy, so it’s tougher to use them for one night stands.

3) The Forties (Tom Hanks Years)-If a guy is still single at this age, then he is king of the world, because he understands Exactly what he wants in his life, and what a hot 21 year old needs to be and do to please him, but the downside is that you begin to realize that you are really close to death (Especially if you lived the Arthur Kade life above), and time is short. Thoughts enter your mind about “Your Legacy”, and whether or not you should use a gorgeous model to reproduce to have something to show for yourself (A single 40 year old with a kid can pick up any young girl that he wants because girls love the commitment and feel like they don’t have to ruin their bodies getting pregnant because you already have “The Goods”), and money and retirement becomes the motivator of what you do. For an actor like me, this will be the time that I am probably in my “Tom Hanks” years where I am doing my best work and winning most of my awards, but something tell me that I will still be having a great time with KA 10’s at my house in The Hills.

4) The Fifties (Jack Nicholson Years)-If you are still single, then screw every gorgeous KA 9 or 10 that walks, blow all your money re-living your twenties, and then have a heart attack and die with one of those models riding you to celebrate your 60th birthday and call it a life.

“If you are ever feeling old and tired, then have a threesome with 21 year olds”…Arthur Kade…0i/17/09

Here is the video from class last night. Mike said “That was probably the easiest I have ever worked” in his class.