I haven't read this yet, but I'll guess it has something to do with how "amazing" Kade's life is and a bunch of other lies. More lies, stupidity and deluded thoughts (I'm guessing) from the idiot, Arthur Kadyshes....
When I look in the mirror, I see myself as the Lance Armstrong of life because I have such an amazing level of stamina that I barely sleep, always practice my craft, and network relentlessly to become the biggest star in the world. So many people are jealous of what I have accomplished, and stars that are less than me would let “The Haters” affect them, but I use that as motivation to become bigger, better, and sexier to my fans, and try to make “The Journey” move at an even faster rate than the unnatural one that I have already done. The human body can only take so much, and sometimes even Arthur Kade needs a reminder to take a night off and slow down or I will potentially have a heart attack and die, and today was one of those reminders.
In any given day, I will drink anywhere from 4-6 RedBulls or other energy drinks to keep myself wired and do my pre-workout supplement of Black Powder (Or any other NO2 supplement for my strenuous and insane workouts) to always keep me on edge so that I can do the special things that The Brand does on a daily basis in The Craft and “The Journey”. My friends always scream at me that it’s too much and that I will give myself a heart attack living this “On the Edge”, and I just laugh it off and say, “Sleep is the third cousin of death”, and just push forward even harder. Lately, I have been sleeping less and less, and working more and more, and have battled a cold, and my anxiety level has been much higher than usual, and then today while in the gym for the second time with one of my good friends (I had just taken his NO2 supplement at his house), I started feeling lightheaded and my heart was racing, and I actually pulled him into the locker room because I thought I was having a heart attack. It’s amazing what you think about when you may be dying, and what went through my mind was in this order: 1) I can’t let millions around the world down, 2) I wonder what the media will say about this if I land in the hospital in front of the Gen Pop, so I need to do this in private, and 3) I can’t let this happen when I am about to make millions, I can have any girl I want being Arthur Kade, and I am clearly on my way to Little Oscar.
I have had an experience like this before years ago where I had a 6 day bender of drinking and partying (With little to no sleep where I had some fun with several girls in NYC and Philly), and was taking Hydroxycut to “Rip Down” for a photo shoot, and while doing Sunday Brunch with friends at Rouge, the heat lamp over me caused my heart to speed up and I thought I was going to die. I had a girl that I was friends with walk me around Rittenhouse Square to help me calm it down, but I got ultra light headed and jumped in a cab and headed to Jefferson Hospital. I have never been that lightheaded before, and actually had the cab driver weaving in and out of traffic to get me there, and after I got in the the ER, they admitted me and told me my heart had almost stopped. They asked if I had done drugs and of course I answered “No”, and when they did the EKG they told me that whatever I did almost caused a heart attack and that they wanted to do blood work to be precautionary.
Of course, once I started feeling better, I told them I wanted to go (Blood work takes way too long, and I was feeling a lot better), so I told the doctor, “Is it OK if I head back to Rouge?”, and he said, “I wouldn’t recommend it but it’s your call if you’re feeling better”, so I checked out headed back to Rouge and ended the night in a strip club with friends being the warrior that I am (I would love to do an Epic movie like BraveHeart one day that shows that Primal side of me). Today was a tough reminder of that same sensation, and once I got home, I relaxed, and decided that I’m not that same animal I used to be back then that was reckless and careless, and have to know when The Brand’s body is telling me to pull back. All I could think about on the cab ride home was how much my fans around the world are depending on me and “The Journey” for their lives to be better, and that I can’t let them down now when I am about to do the impossible with a TV “Dev Deal” with IMG Media, and other Huge things in the works. Overload can be my greatest asset because I outwork the world, but if I am not careful, it can kill me, and I would disappoint millions from watching me hold Little Oscar.
“I wonder how much seats next to Jack cost for Lakers Games at The Staples Center, or will they just hook me up next year? because I am Arthur Kade”…Arthur Kade…09/29/09
The interview with 107.5 in Greensboro was an amazing one where they had me on for about 11 minutes I think to talk about “The Journey” (I can’t find the podcast or MP3 to link on their site, and they never emailed it to me), and I made them staunch believers after our talk. I received several emails from new fans in that area, and now the Legend that is The Brand is taking over North Kadeilina, and The South is almost completely mine by state. I also spoke to the Producer from the project I am a principal in that will be used for pilot presentation, and he is finalizing the production schedule now so I hope to be shooting soon. He texted me if I played BBall, and I just smiled and thought, “If you only knew” and answered yes. Here are acting videos from my lesson with Sharon today working on a scene from “He’s Just Not That Into You” for Lemon’s class tomorrow as well as an improv scene to get into character:
Damn, he ALMOST made my day.
ReplyDeleteWhat a complete and utter douche. I'm sure he pulled his buddy into the locker room for something besides an impending heart attack. Also, I think his "supplement" is better known as cocaine.
ReplyDeleteArthur, you are a knob-gobbling piece of excrement.
I don't know about anyone else but Arty was great in that scene as Alex. Better than the actor who did it in this shite ladies film. Such self assuredness, that's Arty being himself, that is.
ReplyDeleteThe lisp is a bit off putting. This Sharon doesn't seem to be making headway....if I was Arthur I just might question whether she had my best intentions at heart. But Arty always sees the good in folk - that's because he has a good nature. Unlike some who comment on here - those rude American types. In between all the socialising and clubbing I'm quite surprised Arty has the time for acting lessons - but that just shows his dedication that he manages to fit in ten minutes of reading something out loud, which is good acting practice. More proof, I think, that he's special
Well, his video was right about one thing..he's a dick. However, the only reason this fucknut wants a woman is to introduce him to another man.
ReplyDeleteOverload, overdose... Whatever!
ReplyDeleteAnd AK 4.7, if you're reading this: Don't pull back! Redouble your efforts! A dozen Red Bulls at least! And more "supplements." And diet pills. And all you really need for food is Kellogg's Coco-Puffs and Yoo-Hoo. You owe it to your craft.
Arthur when u wake up with a used condom hanging out of your ass do you A. pull it out carefully and Go Gurt the remnants. or B. Let it hang all day as a sweet reminder.
ReplyDeleteArthur, let me share some insight that eight years of therapy didn't give you: you are having panic attacks. You are at least self-aware enough to know that you are both anxiety prone and currently experiencing higher levels of anxiety. Good. Add to that the very unhealthy levels of caffeine, the lack of sleep, the poor diet, the drugs, alcohol and cigarettes, and whatever "black powder" may be, and you are just wrecking your body. Seriously. It is no wonder that you look so haggard. And, your life style only aggravates the anxiety. Really. You are constantly torqued up. Not good. You really need to consider some lifestyle changes.
ReplyDeleteFor the legowig crowd...it is posts like this - between the description of the severe anxiety, and then the very clear description of how he sees women and himself (he was SO not in character in that video, using his own name and his personal terminology, i.e. "9's and 10's") - that almost make me feel bad for this sucker. There is absolutely no one on the planet that will take this loser aside and try to help him off this destructive, lonely, delusional path he's on.
But then I think about how dreadful he can be - dismissive of other human beings, judgmental, rude, arrogant, misogynistic, materialistic and obnoxious - and I stop feeling sorry for him.
Not only do I not feel sorry for him, I hope he ends up killing himself with this stupid shit he does. I would like nothing more than to find out his heart exploded and it was all his own fault. I laugh when people do that to themselves. Fuck him.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm a cold bastard.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's why we love you.
ReplyDeleteWow Kade is even boring when he almost kills himself.
ReplyDeleteWell, I've just watched the first video and I'm in floods of tears - how can you not love Arty when he is so sensitive. He's been hurt.......he is a Dick with a sensitive side - that's so romantic, isn't it.
ReplyDeleteArthur does have a bit of a boring voice though, I'm not too sure that this acting lark is really his thing - I mean, really, anyone can read out fucking lines, poor Arty doesn't even get any inflection in his voice, it's all a bit flat.....so, my advice would be for Arty to just be a celebrity without the acting - Hey presto - problem solved. He's great at going to clubs and stuff, he does that very well.
"overload," are you referring to an incident when "cumb" came bubbling out of your ass.
ReplyDeleteArt tweets about being a 'working actor?'
ReplyDeleteWTF? What work?!
I suppose he considers taking acting workshops to mean that he is "working", Le Cosmonaut. I agree, though: WTF?
ReplyDeleteSo instead of coming up with really good text commentary (Zombie Kade, Team Noto, MC 900 Foot Douchebag, ChrisDude, Racist whore, for example), I compiled a bunch of audio clips that I tore out of the voice mail comments left on Kade's Snapvine voicemail and mixed them up with some of Beethoven's 9th symphony for your enjoyment. I take no credit for this since it was a collaboration (myself and the various voicemail commenters).
Someone once remarked that Kade brings out some very creative people. I am now starting to see what they mean. So, in a way, Kade IS doing some good in the world...although it benefits him very little....if at all.
For however long this goes on, I shall try to enjoy it as much as I can, for when Kade finally signs off (taking down his website, getting a real job, offing himself, etc.), this group may not continue to exist.
In conclusion: let the good times roll...
As an Austin resident, I can tell you that Kade IS like Armstrong - they are both nutless douchebags.
ReplyDeleteHe's taking all this shit to "rip down" because he thinks he can go to the gym twice a week and that's it. Red Bulls? Total sugar, you fucking idiot - no help there. NO2? Yeah - it helps, if you are on a serious weightlifting plan, take a month off the stuff every three months and don't guzzle the shit indiscriminately.
ReplyDeleteI'll personally write you a check for $100 for every pound over 270 you can bench press cleanly and in good form, you fucking pussy. Shit - I'm 40 and I can even do it. A "young stud" like you should be able to do it easily, what with your trainer and dedicated workouts and all.
This will be the best way for him to die - in the gym of a heart attack while everyone stands around laughing at him. I hope that's the last sight he sees.
Unfortunately, if he did kark it - perhaps the media would forget he is a douche and remember him as a top bloke - like they so regularly do
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLVsIpejFgM
I just realised that AK4.7 might indeed be an actual genius.
ReplyDeleteI just checked his decimals for his journey and they rarely add up to just one day. Whatever the time is, wherever AK4.7 is dominating, he can work out the exact percentage of time that has passed down to a 2 or 3 decimal place. Do you know how tough that must be to do. I haven't checked, because I don't have a Kade Style calculator, and I don't know the exact time he started his 'journey' but I think he might be able to nail it down to the minute, maybe even the second.
Shit, AK4.7 can probably even read our mind with those sorts of powers. Or even kill us with mind bullets.
That's telekinesis, Legowig.
Well, my friend is on his last year at Liverpool studying for a degree in psychology. I showed him Kade's site and in turn he showed it to his lecturer, a consultant forensic psychologist, and asked for his opinion. After a few weeks waiting this, somewhat redacted, is the email reply he got:
ReplyDelete.......' I think I can exclude the possibility that this is 'comedy'. I had to go back and read quite a few posts, I also watched some of the videos.
I would say the party suffers from a mental condition called 'Narcissistic Personality Disorder', NPD, an untreatable condition. Such people are compusive liars, obsessed with fantasies of unlimited success, power and brilliance. The condition is most commonly found in psycopaths, though not all NPDs are psycopaths and not all psycopaths have NPD. In extreme cases the sufferer can become delusional and violent.
The party shows a lack of empathy and demands constant admiration. He is unable to countenance any opinion that differs from his own.
He comments about his 'deprived' childhood and often seeks approval from his father yet seems incapable of drawing the obvious conclusion that one is the result of the other's neglect.
If he's been in therapy as long as he says he has I'm sure his therapist would already have diagnosed NPD. It affects about 1% of the population, which is quite a worrying statistic'.........
So, nothing we didn't know already but from a consultant psychologist.
I wonder if Arty will ever realise he has no talent, is not special and is only noticed for being absurd. I doubt it. I think he'll end up in a mental home writing autographs for the other patients
Eh..think the Marquis de Sade wound up in an insane asylum directing his fellow inmates in plays
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