Returning The Favor

Holy Christ on a popsicle stick! This fucking asshole is now claiming to be an expert in sexual etiquette. And then you know what he tells a friend? That if he gets a chick off and she doesn't "return the favor" he should jerk off on the chick. That is clASS with a capital A S S. Then he goes back to his delusions about having to watch out for Gold Diggers trying to get their claws into him because he has "The Biz" calling him "Young Hollywood's Next Big Thing." You can't make this shit up. Arthur, I know you're reading this, so do me a favor, produce ANYBODY who is more than a fringe player in "The Biz" who has even SUGGESTED you could do ANYTHING other than stand in the background of a scene between real actors. Oh, and while you're at it give us the name of ONE of "the most beautiful women in the world" you've been with. Shit, give us the name of ANY woman you've been with, just one, even if she's a Philly 3 we'd love to chat with her to see just how fucking terrible a person you really are. No doubt we'd be proven 100% correct in our summation of what a goddamn fucking cunt you are. Fuck, I'm going out and kick some nuns because this fuck faced cunt infuriates me so much. More deluded ramblings from the misogynistic, ugly, cock gobbling, jerkoff known as Arthur Kade...

Being an expert in sexual etiquette can be sometimes be a blessing and sometimes can be an amazing curse. Having been with the most beautiful women in the world, I am able to talk to people about some of their sexual and dating problems (One friend just said, “Arthur, you have an answer for every shitty situation”, and I replied “I have turned don girls who most average Gen Pop guys would slobber over, and then they want me more”), to help guide them through what needs to be done to make their sexual experience a better one filled with joy and orgasm, and sometimes I even sit back and think that even though I am becoming a top master of The Craft, and am changing the future of “The Biz” forever, maybe in a past life Arthur Kade was some type of sex therapist who helped people.  I have even thought about creating a section on the blog where peope can send in questions around dating and sex, and allow me to change their lives for the better and save marriages, “Kade Style”, but I don’t want anything taking away from “The Journey” right now since I am so far ahead of schedule (A had a fan ask me last night, “Will it be disappointing if you win an Emmy before you win an Oscar?”, and I responded, “I want both now because they will make a cute couple on my mantle”).

Whenever I’m out with The Entourage, we are always talking about our sexual experiences and conquests and comparing notes on the many girls who either just put out at will as we seduce them, or the many follies that occur (Our sexual conversations should be written in books because we are all such experts in the field because we are the most desirable men in Philadelphia and possibly New York).  One of the stories that came up recently brought up a great point in sexual etiquette that turned in to a great discussion over dinner.  One of my friends hooked up with a girl who said that she didn’t want to have sex with him but went home with him anyway and as guys when a girl says she won’t have sex with you, but come home, 8 out of 10 times if you’re good in bed you can close.  They did everything but sex (He said he went down on her for 45 minutes), and he got her off several times, and from there the expectation for a guy is “If I got you off, now it’s my turn” (I just had this same situation occur and it pisses you off beyond belief because you expect the girl to want to return the favor without even asking, but instead she pulls up the sheets and goes to sleep, and I almost asked her to leave since she was totally disrespecting me not making me cum).  He told her that it was his turn, and she just got pissed off and left, and at that point his attitude is “Beat it”.

I told him that the best thing to do in that situation is instill your authority by getting revenge and sending a message by masturbating right next to her and then finishing on her to say, “Since you wouldn’t do this, then enjoy this little present”, and another friend who was involved in the conversation said he had done something similar and hit the girl in the eye causing momentary blindness.  Some girls can be so selfish sexually and those are the girls that celebs such as The Brand try to stay away from because you can tell a lot about a girl’s personality by how she is sexually, and if she is a “Dead Fish” or “Non-Returner” in bed, than chances are that she will either suck in life and be miserable, or is a Gold Digger who is not attracted to you and just chasing coin (This is a HUGE problem for me because now that I have the “Dev Deal” with IMG Media, a principal role that’s about to film for a potential pilot, another HUGE announcement coming, and “The Biz” calling me “Young Hollywood’s Next Big Thing”, I have every girl who meets me wanting to get in my pants and lock down America’s future biggest star).

Either way, it’s important to as one of my girlfriend’s (A Philly 9 who knows a lot about dating) put it at ZBar last night, “Try the milk before buying the cow”, and I kept thinking to myself, “How can a girl expect you to take her seriously if she won’t be generous in bed, because it translates to life.

“Some people train their whole life to run a marathon.  Arthur Kade trained his whole life to sail around the world in his 300 Ft. Yacht”…Arthur Kade…10/03/09