The Art Of The Sell

Uggh. I really hate this cock gobbling cunt face. So, there's a guy on top of a subway entrance in Philly and this asshole can only talk about if he went over and talked this guy down it would give him "street cred" in "The Biz." And then he walks away without another thought, well, without another thought for the guy on top of the subway entrance. He of course talks and talks and talks about how great it would be if he saved the guy as he walks away. But, that's not what really disgusts me about the video (odds are the guy would get hurt more falling out of bed - the entrance isn't that high) it's that Cock Gobbler's salivary glands are working overtime. I'm going to vomit. What the rest of this post is about I don't really have any idea because the image of that maw filling up gobs and gobs and GOBS of spittle has seared my brain. More idiocy, spittle and delusion from the deluded one Arthur Kadyshes...

People who are amazing at sales like Arthur Kade, are born with a quality that most average Gen Poppers can never understand, and that is the ability to stand in front of a person or group and convey “Passion”, and make the Gen Pop want to follow you like a General leading an army. Most of the time you’re talking to someone, they don’t really care what you know about a subject, or how smart you sound, they care about whether you believe in the cause, and are willing to see it through, even if it means death. That is why people around the world are in love with “The Journey”, because they see a man who has bet it all on himself, and is willing to die for his cause, and people connect, support, and rally around Arthur Kade because he represents everything that is inherently good about Democracy, and the American Way. I am a global symbol of freedom, risk, and the fight for justice, and people want a “Real Life Superman” to believe in, and that’s what I represent.

That “Passion”, and “Belief” is what made me the best at what I did as a financial advisor, and also what makes hot girls gravitate to me, and hang on every word I say, because they listen to my words, and feel like they are hearing a speech and want to support the cause. That passion can be delivered in so many different ways, and the key to any sale (Sexual or Business) is figuring out the personality of your opponent, and matching the message to their style. In the end, though, people want to believe that you will stick by them at any cost (With most girls, they realize that if you’re the “Shit” like me and my friends, that chances are that you are not going to stick around past a couple dates, but it’s the belief in knowing that you have not been totally vamboozled ((Courtesy of Malcolm X)) and the slight chance that the guy liked you), and that every word out of your mouth has purpose. This is why I am a well-known orator and many times I will listen to Journey’s “Separate Ways” to get pumped up, “Kade Style for a speech.

I thought about “The Sale” while working with Sharon today on my dialogue for class tomorrow (I picked the scene from Entourage with E proposing to Sloane) because that scene is a contrast of 2 ways he tried to sell her on what we “Social Ballers” call “The Dream”. When he first took her to the restaurant in Malibu to try and propose, it was a very level headed Business Like approach that came off more like a meeting with a financial planner than a romantic rendezvous (I have found that approach to work well with hotties in the corporate world because they look at sex like the closing of a deal, and if you get too emotional then it is a sign of weakness) . She couldn’t trust him because he had left her before, and she felt unsafe (I had this with one of my relationships where i would constantly get pissed off at the girl and just leave, and finally she told me, “If you walk out that door, then it’s over!!”, but that was when I learned that once you break that trust with a girl, it’s near impossible to get it back.

Once he finally pulled the car over and showed her that he really cared and would commit, it was the first time that she felt Safe again, and could believe in him. In the end, the art of the sale is making people believe in your message, then making them feel safe, and then the world is your oyster. In my session with Sharon, we did 2 improvs (The first one being around passion, and the second a much more business-like approach) towards Sloane), and that got me into perfect character for the dialogue. This is why I spoke at National Conferences and on TV for my Old company, and why I would make a masterful politician and actor (People in “The Biz” always say how passionate my eyes and looks are, and how I have a certain “Old Paris Poet” quality that shines through in my speech), because I can deliver the same message and get the same result many different ways. These are the innate qualities that cause people in “The Biz” to sometimes compare me to Marlon Brando, because I do things a very unorthodox way, have an uncommon sexual speech pattern, and come off as a bad boy, but in the end we are both irresistible on screen.

“Arthur Kade doesn’t drop bombs. He is a Nuclear Weapon”…Arthur Kade…10/06/09

Here are the videos from today with Sharon, and a video of a man who was on top of the Subway threatening to jump, and me considering being a hero (’The Journey” is already making me a theoretical global icon, but the chance to show the world how dedicated I am to Human Kind and that would have totally given me more Street Cred in “The Biz”) and saving him.