Piece of Rotten Meat - Arthur Kade Seriously Worries About Being Too Good Looking

Arthur, take it from us: the absolute LAST thing you need to worry about is being too good looking. What you need to worry about is that failed dye job, those giant eyebrows, the rapey eyes, the busted up, gigantic nose, the hideous nostrils, the bloody lips, the mouth spittle, the halitosis, the adult acne, and the oily skin.


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Ultra Good looking people always have a tough time being taken seriously both in the dating world, as well as the professional world, and one of the things that I was questioning with one of my girlfriends over the phone today was are my looks getting in the way of booking certain auditions, as well as hot girls taking me seriously because I am too good looking, a celebrity, and a soon to be household name named Arthur Kade. While out in Old City last night, a pretty black girl came up to me, and did a double take, and then said, “You’re?? Oh My God, You’re Arthur Kade”, and I could tell that once she had seen me in real life, she was so blown away at how much better looking I am than I come up even on camera, that it almost startled her, and I could see her blushing just from meeting me even though she was black and it was hard to tell. It really got me thinking about how I always had dreamed about having any girl I want throw themselves at me while growing up, and now that all of my dreams are coming true, and people recognize everywhere, are girls and employers too intimidated by The Brand, and the celebrity of “The Journey” to look at me as more than a “Piece of Meat”.

Over the last few weeks, I have made out with many girls in various places between NYC and Philly (I actually made out with multiple girls just in NYC alone at the Premier VMA After Parties that I dominated), and as I was talking to one of my girlfriends today I asked, “I am pretty much hooking up with any girl I want, but I think they look at me as purely this celebrity that will use them and abuse them, and I’m not sure I want to have all or any of them, but it’s like they get a thrill out of just knowing they made out with or got groped by Arthur Kade, and then cut it to go brag to their friends. Should I be proud this is happening because I’m this huge conquest for them, or upset that girls have no account for my feelings and totally just look at me as this piece of meat?” She responded by saying, “Girls look at you differently now because you’ve totally put yourself out there, and now that you’re famous and about to blow up, it’s gonna be hard for them to take you seriously. Plus, you treat them the same way, and I think they are trying not to let you get close because they know once they sleep with you, you have the upper hand, and can hurt them, but until then it’s just fun and they hooked up with Mr. Kade himself who only hooks up with 9’s and 10’s”. I told her, “I fell like George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Colin Farrell because these girls know the coin is coming and want to jump me like a high school sweetheart so I always have my guard up.” (Sometimes the Gen Pop and it’s anonymity is kind of refreshing, but I have chosen the life of a celeb, and have to deal with it’s “Plasticness”), but once in a while it would be nice to lay on my couch and not get texted because I’m Arthur Kade, the Celebrity.

This really got me thinking about the double standard that I may have created where girls may want to just use me for hooking up and sex, and never take me seriously because they may want to send a message to me that they can do to me what I do to them. The problem with that is, that they are losing out on a chance that if they perform well, or really impress me with their skills, we may be able to hang sexually for a week or so, and then they can get themselves in The Public Eye and maybe even advance their career, or at the very least get the chance to get to know me, and realize that Arthur Kade is a tremendous individual that can be learned from, and they can better their life because I will help the way they look and act, and help them make better career decisions.

One of the girls from NYC texted me, and I could tell that she wanted to get together and experienece The Brand at it’s fullest, but even though she was an NYC 8.5, I just felt like she was just looking to use me because of who I am and what I have accomplished. Sometimes I just want to head to a small town in California (I picked that state because even in small towns in CA, there are gorgeous girls unlike any other states), and meet girls who have never heard of “The Journey” and The Brand, but then I realize that if they do find out about it then they will try to wife me harder, so I midas will date 10’s from KA and NYC and save the trouble of them finding out.

Here is a video of the exercise Sharon puts me through to get into character for a monologue where I improv a scene similar to the scene I am about to play and a picture of me in glasses that a giel thought made me look very “Professorish and Mature Sexy”, and maybe should add it to my acting pics (I think the contrast with my hair looks great here, and it may be worth keeping my Blond Lochs and gettig fake glasses for a new “Kade Style” look.

“Sometimes Arthur Kade is a lonely road with a bright ending ahead with his “”Little Oscar”"”…Arthur Kade…09/16/09