Appearance Requests

I have to believe that Cock Gobbler is sitting in front of a fireplace somewhere waiting for Santa because with his level of delusion NOTHING is too far out there for him to believe. It's really amazing that not one friend or family member hasn't had him involuntarily committed to a mental institution. The things he thinks he will be able to command in 2010 is so far out there that I don't even know where to begin. I've worked with big name stars with YEARS of proven box office draw that don't have contract riders close to what this dip shit thinks he'll be able to get WITHOUT EVER HAVING BEEN IN ANYTHING where he's more than an EXTRA. I'm no head shrinker, but I have to believe he has broken from reality so badly that there is no return to normalcy. We all knew that because he'll never get hired once HR does a Google search, but now I am convinced the only way he'll be able to end this is in a huge fucking explosion. I hope he only hurts himself when he finally does lose it, but I'm not confident it won't end in murder(s)/suicide. People of Philly, watch your backs. Now, some of the most deluded ramblings Arthur Kadyshes has ever posted...

Being a celebrity and rising name in “The Biz” after only 9.2334 months into “The Journey” (I start my fight Training for My “Warrior Role” in a the feature film I am filming in January, and have a HUGE audition for a principal role in a feature film both on Sunday), Arthur Kade is now a brand name that is being asked to appear at various events, spectacles, and parties, and with “The Year Of The Brand” quickly approaching (I was telling one of the girls at the TITS “Wifey” search (The event was great with an ultra “Kade Style” high energy DJ playing music the whole day, the staff was bringing girls over to meet me and try out to become the next “Wifey”, and it honestly felt like an awesome night club during the day, and I can’t wait to see how the pics come out of the girls we end up selecting for TITS) that I guest appeared and started judging today, and which I will be hanging out with Porn Star Courtney Cumzz at tomorrow (I will make sure to take a bunch of pics and vids because she is one of the biggest Porn Stars in the world, and it will be an edgy change from the Hollywood “A-Listers” I usually chill with), that “In 2010, Arthur Kade will be the biggest name in Hollywood, and possibly the biggest name in the world”, and all she could do was smile and be going nuts inside that on a day when she thought she was just entering a normal store, she met an enormous budding KA star), as I was driving home to the 215 from NYC, I was thinking about how celebs like Rihanna, J-LO (Who I just partied at the invitation only VOGUE/Versace party in Kadeami with), and Angie Jolie request certain things when they appear at events, and what will be my requests next year when I am being paid to appear at parties, clubs, movie premieres, charity/social events, and children’s birthdays, and here is what I came up with:

1) 1400 Thread Count Sheets/Silk Pajamas-Having grown up on welfare fighting for blankets to stay warm at night, Arthur Kade has always put a heavy premium on what type of sheets caress his skin at night, and while I don’t always care if I stay in a suite, I do care that I have the finest sheets in the hotel that I am being placed in because I want to be able to relax before delighting the crowd with my presence, and also I love to keep the room extra cold and hide under the sheets because it gives me a sense of feeling like a child all over again. This is also crucial because when The Brand takes a girl or Fan back to the hotel, it is vital that she enjoys her Kadeing by relaxing after in warmth, and this will also make her feel even more euphoria about being with a celeb of Kade’s caliber.

2) White Roses-These are my favorite smelling roses, and I love walking into a room that smells good and fresh because it shows me that the entity paying me to appear cares about The Brand, and is willing to go the extra mile to make me feel at home and comfortable. They can either be in a vase, bowl, or just on the ground (This would be extra erotic when I bring a fellow celeb back or Fan(s) that want a threesome where you just walk around barefoot during and after sex, and just walk on white roses like in a dream), but I want the smell to be overwhelming, and the beauty of the scene would be total “Kade Style” dream like. This will also be a sign that Arthur Kade has risen from poverty to star, and will help me stay grounded as I know that millions are watching me ascend the ladder to Little Oscar on my mantle.

3) Fine Imported Water-Arthur Kade drinks anywhere from 20-25 glasses of water a day, and once I am at the top of “The Biz”, Perrier/Pellegrino is just not good enough for purity, so I will request that my water be flown in privately (This is something Jen Aniston is famous for, so I may have a Rep from Team Kade contact her people in KA, and see what she prefers and maybe even split the cost with her if she wants) from Europe so that I can stay hydrated to combat my Type 2 Diabetes.

4) Private Butler and Chef- When “The Journey” reaches full global epidemic stages next year with my hit TV Show with IMG Media, and my NY Times Bestseller with Trident Media Group, I will prefer that only a select few are allowed to prepare my food or touch my belongings, so Team Kade will do background checks and credit checks to decide who will be allowed to privately cook for me, and clean my rooms and houses. The Brand is one of the most controversial figures in the world already (A Fan compared me to John Lennon this week because of the polarizing nature of “The Modern Actor” that I have created and am ushering in), so like a country’s president, or political figure, I have to know that what I put in my body, and who is around me is safe.

5) BodyGuards-Like the above item, I need to have a team of people watching me and protecting me from rabid fans, stalkers (Already have some now who twitter, call, and email, and it’s only going to get worse in 2010), and especially paparazzi who try to see the latest KA 9 or 10 I close, or what store or restaurant I am in, and although I am a “Celeb Of The People” (I love to give autographs, vids, and pics to Gen Poppers and Kade Nation), safety comes first for The Brand, and if someone’s husband thinks I slept with his overzealous wife, I need people who can protect a multi-million dollar investment like Arthur Kade. My bodyguards will be required to have hand to hand combat training, rifle, gun, and explosive expertise, and have a former background as a professional like Secret Service, FBI, or CIA

“The Brand is Guts, Hustle, and Gangsta’ all wrapped inside of Beauty”…Arthur Kade…12/11/09

and for the first time, I write in quote from a Kade Nation Member:

Hey Arthur. I thought of a great quote you could use for your next post.. Keep killing it, Kade style!!

” Christians worship Jesus, Gen Poppers worship Arthur Kade—-But since gen poppers outnumber Christians 3 to 1, looks like we have a clear winner for the title of “New Messiah”