Hurricane Kade Grips “The City”

Arthur Kadyshes is a fucking liar. I know, I know, you all know this already and I'm stating the obvious, but I just have to say it. First off, he lied about his "gay doctor" role for MONTHS and here we are, long past when he was supposed to film this role. He didn't film it, never will and now he's decided to lie about another role. Do I think he'll film his "warrior" role? No. Why do I feel like this? Well, number one, because he's a liar. Number two because he claims his ONE DAY of combat training has allowed him to land this role. You don't train for ONE DAY to do combat scenes. There's too much on the line, people can get hurt, severely. Unless a production company wants to deal with a lot of bullshit once someone is injured during the filming of a scene with an untrained actor, Arthur won't get within a mile of filming that scene. The exclusive "loft party" he attended? He wasn't invited, but rather just one of the hired hands. Here is the ad that appeared on Craigslist, but has now expired: On December 12th, I am hosting an exclusive holiday party with a "Naughty and Nice" theme; the party will be at my loft in Soho and is for an attractive, sophisticated, elegant group of about 100 friends...most of whom are in the"Nice" category. In addition to 1-2 bartenders and 5-7 waitresses, I also need light entertainment/role players, preferably centered around the "Naughty" part of the theme (i.e. Bad Santa, Bad Mrs. Claus, poorly-behaved elves, etc.). I am planning every detail well in advance as I want the night to be perfect. No expense will be spared, so expect the compensation to be very generous/excessive; however, I am looking for very attractive professionals only to complement what will be an amazing crowd. Pictures and references required. Hired to be a douchebag is basically why he was there. He doesn't comprehend that he'll never do anything other than hang with Teefs and The Gunt in shitty Philly clubs. Hey, Arthur, I've also been in multi-million dollar NYC lofts, but I was paid to be there, just like you, and I didn't talk about it like I was anything more than a guy hired to be there. Just like me, you'll never be back in that loft ever again, unless you are hired again, dick head. More stupidity and delusion from Arthur Kadyshes...

After finishing my combat training (I have secured the “Warrior Role” in the movie, and will be filming several days in Early January featuring me with a long sword, and perhaps spear fighting as well) and had an amazing audition for a principal role in a major motion picture where the casting director told me, “You did great!!” ( I only had 5 minutes to get ready for the cold read but I felt so comfortable with it, and it was Klassic Arthur Kade skill level), Arthur Kade was walking through the rain to head back to the 215, reflecting on how he had terrorized and dominated NYC in a “Category 6 “”Kade Style”" Hurricane”, and how instead of announcing the weather on the news, anchors should just let the city know every time The Brand is in town to prepare the city and it’s hottest girls that the Kadeiverse’s biggest future celeb and Oscar/Pulitzer winning actor/author is coming. From my morning appearance with Courtney Cumzz (I can’t even describe how much fun this was because there was a line the whole day to meet us, and there was a DJ playing the best Hip Hop so I danced in front of fans the whole time and gave them “The Kade Experience”) through to the ultra-exclusive 150 person party in one of the sickest lofts in “The City” where the high profile owner shut the list down to everyone including his friends and made it the hottest house party in NYC that everyone was talking about with amazing food, unlimited champagne, and great music and ambiance (This is the building in SoHo where DJ AM and Heath Ledger both overdosed, and current celeb residents include my man Lenny Kravitz and Courtney Love ((I was hoping to run into her because I have been told she is a fan of “The Journey” and wanted to wish her luck as she moves on from her life after Kurt Cobain)), this was a weekend to remember for NYC because “Kade Style” has never been a term used more appropriately. It came like a complete circle, where Arthur Kade did an appearance in the morning, dominated the NYC socialite scene at night, and then performed The Craft like the eternal champion that he is on Sunday as if he went to bed at 9PM like average actor Gen Poppers.

Courtney Cumzz couldn’t have been cooler and she is the definition of “Porn Hot” (Great Huge boobs, and sexy, I mean sexy lips, small waist, and of course an ass that goes for miles) because she just walks around almost naked without hesitation, never drops her smile because it seems like she doesn’t have a care in the world, and every guy looks at her, and all they can imagine is bending her over and giving her anal and doing the nastiest things possible to her because she radiates pure sex. We talked for a good bit in between fans coming up to both her and I, and I want to make her a new “KA BFF” when I am out there looking for my new place, and I can tell that she would be a great wingman to have bring me some KA 9’s and 10’s, and then teach them how to sexually adore The Brand, and why it would be great to videotape our sex.

Top Moments of the Weekend:

1) While sitting in the chair preparing for my guest judging apearance with Courtney at the Micheal K Store, I was approached by fans of The Brand who told me they had driven all the way from West Chester, NY to meet me, and that they were both HUGE fans of “The Journey”. Arthur Kade did a video with them, but accidently deleted it right after (Sorry Guys, I’m sure you wanted to brag to your current or future children you met Arthur Kade), but the husband did say I was more impressive in real life, and their eyes were about to pop out of their heads becuase they were so star struck. I do have our pic though, and it means alot when Kade Nation travels to meet the “King Of Kadealot”.

2) At the loft party, I started making out with a Philly 9.1 (Great body that her dress didn’t do any justice, and had a very sexual attitiude, and we started talking about sex, and I told her she just “Got It” because she didn’t believe in monogamy, felt marriage was a joke, felt that every girl should like other girls and love threesomes, and we talked about sexual positions I would put her and another girl in ( I told her I would love to bend her over while she went down on another hottie), but after the first time we made out, she said, “Can you try kissing a little slower”, and I just glared at her and said, “Are you serious?? I have never been critiqued on my kissing and I have done it thousands of times”. I then made out with her again, and of course after making the “Game Time” Adjustment, we were making out non-stop the rest of the night and the smile on her face when I said “Better?” was priceless because she could only envision what amazing sex with The Brand must be like (It was also priceless when one of The Entourage laid into me because we went at it in front of him and he was just so angry and offended). She was hot enough to be considered as a potential “Drought Breaker” but we got separated at the end of the night and it was a bit frustrating (See #3).

3) After I came back to my room, and went to bed at 3:30AM, I got a text from a friend who was forwarding it from another friend, that the girl I just mentioned wanted to “Kade” Arthur Kade, and at that point it was too much of a production, and I replied “I’ll knock it out another night”, because I wanted to be fresh for my HUGE audition and sword training, but when The Brand wakes up alone (It’s amazing that Arthur Kade can have any girl he wants, and yet he sometimes wakes up alone, and there have so many girls who I have slept in bed with and hooked with recently where they either see The Brand as a challenge, want to be a “Wifey”, want to be the one that “Hollywood’s Newest Bad Boy” takes seriously, get a free dinner, or I forget to bring condoms and am scared to knock a mini “Kadette” out, so it’s 10 months on the Drought Yesterday), he is cranky, and looking back I should have gotten her over and closed.

4) The Loft that the party was in was absolutely retarded because it was about 3000 Sq. Ft. and wide open, and the party was all socialites, models, and Arthur Kade leading the parade, and everyone kept commenting on the new Tits Brand shirt I was rocking with the Asian Geisha sucking a lollipop. Now that I have ushered out the fashion trend of Shirts with slogans and fedoras, I am now ushering in the age of Naked girl shirts with knit caps, and Arthur Kade will make this the hot look for early 2010, and I can’t wait to see how many of my counterparts in Hollywood rock it for the Winter season.

5) The Gen Pop girls who tried to talk to me near the bathroom by approaching and saying, “You face is too handsome to be covered by that hat”, and I just laughed and blew them off thinking, “Do you realize you are an NYC 6 and a 5, and you are trying to talk to Arthur Kade? Please go back to the other side of the room and approach men you may have a chance with or I will ask you to be removed”, and once I got in the bathroom and took a piss laughing that they really thought I would ever acknowledge their existence.

6) The cab driver who drove me home and said, “You are somebody famous?” and I said “Just know the name “”Arthur Kade”" because it is about to be the biggest name in the world. Do you watch movies?”, and he replied, “I no go to movies”, and I said, “Well you’re in the cab with a movie star, and I am creating a TV Show, and a book”, and then I tipped him $10 so that one day when his Pakistani kids (He told me he was from the capital of the country) are in college and are talking about The Brand, he can smile and know he was touched by Arthur Kade.

7) Meeting “The Hot Tub Guy” (It was a guy in a Ritz Carlton Robe and sunglasses who came into the elevator from the other 400 person party on the third floor that we stopped in as well) as we were going down from our party, and all he would say was “Hot Tub” over and over again, so I did a video with him because I thought it was the coolest thing, and said everything that is good about NYC and Arthur Kade.

 The text I received from Kade nation fan in the 281 on Saturday night that said, “Your blog is unspeakably brilliant:, to which I replied, “Who Dis?”, to which they responded, “A new fan.  Keep killing it “”Kade Style”"”.

9) It’s amazing how little you think about Philly when you’re away, but when I crossed the Ben Franklin coming back, I thought to myself, “Even though KA will be the home of The Brand soon, Philly will somehow always be home” Arthur Kade will be a symbol for this city in the same vain of Rocky, and it warms my heart that Gen Poppers for centuries will mutter my name and associate The Brand with putting this city on the Hollywood map”.

“Gen Poppers live to climb mountains, cross rivers, build skyscrapers, make millions, while Arthur Kade lives to reach the moon without a spaceship”…Arthur Kade…12/14/09

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