How long can I keep doing this, you may wonder? Throwing out insults, marking his quotes in blue, calling him out on statements that I think are suspect...Well, I’m going to do it as long as it takes. I don’t believe Kade will kill himself, nor do I wish such a thing (not only for legal reasons but because I’m not quite that kind of asshole); therefore, this will go on for quite some time. I think that, by the time Kade decides to throw in the towel (which I suspect will take at least another year), everyone who started following Duh Gurney will be gone…and probably me, too (to be replaced by another Kater, no doubt). Until then, however…
Does anyone think Karina Bradley worth mentioning as a fellow douchebag at this point (because she hangs out with Gabbana, aka Michelle Miller), or do we have enough human scrote to deal with as it is? (Directed at Anonymous’ quote on March 22, 2010 3:40 PM from the “Kennerly vs. Kade” LWK blog post.)
From the same post, thanks to Tam for posting the link to http://funmeme.com/post/2010/03/18/How-to-Become-an-Internet-Celebrity-in-25-Easy-Steps-e28093-Funny-List.aspx
There’s been speculation in the past about Kadyshes selling his “company” for a lot of money (the money that he’s supposedly now living off of), and it would be interesting to know if he actually did do such a thing. Is it possible that he's on welfare? The man hasn’t had a job in over a year and he seems to be spending a lot of money (mainly on bottle service and dining out), so where the fuck is the cash coming from? Could this (http://www.actuarialoutpost.com/actuarial_discussion_forum/showthread.php?t=189047&page=3) be an indication, or is it someone else simply using his picture?
March 30th, 2010: The Brand Interviewed By Southern Kadestralia’s Number 1 FM Radio Show (The Rabbit, Amber, And Cosi Show On SAFM
His intro begins with the usual bullshit about being an actor, author and celebrity. One of the first questions he’s asked is about…the Kade scale. Why in the fuck does (almost) everyone who interviews him want to know more about his Kade scale? SURELY there are other, more controversial things (either on his website or in his head) to talk about that will get people riled up and increase the ratings! Why not challenge Kade on his celebrity status? Ask him what the title of his book is and the name of the publisher? Who his agent is? FUUUUUCK! WHY do these radio and TV show people not ask the tough questions? Were they all once part of the White House press corps?
Kade says he puts himself out there (“the good, the bad and the ugly”), but I’ve yet to see anything good about him. The bad and the ugly have DOMINATED his blog since the beginning (especially the comments that he’s received). However, it appears that he was able to keep the interview going with little to no silence in between (I suspect heavy editing on the part of the radio station), so he at least appears to be marginally competent in SOME respect.
It was a short interview (I think this one clocked in at around 5 minutes) and the link is there simply for posterity. Kade didn’t specify how long his appearance on this #1 FM radio show was, which was surprising because the last few times he has thrown out an exaggerated number (like everything else in his fantasy life, he either creates things out of thin air or blows them up as much as possible).
we all went over to some dive bar called “Coco’s” for drinks, and it was great to see the expressions on my classmates faces as they felt the aura, warmth, and excitement that the celebrity and future Oscar winning actor, Arthur Kade provides to any group
A huge celebrity like you? In a dive bar? The place must have been cleared out to make way for Mr. Balls Ass Hot himself!
Also, you mentioned “warmth, and excitement”? You mean when you interrupted them around the 0:35 mark with a loud “CAN I GET A SERIOUS MOMENT HERE?” you fucking asshole?
I know I’ve said it before, but I’m going to keep on saying it: watching his videos make me very uncomfortable because of what an ASS he is in public (and to other people). He’s a poor, dumb, laughing stock of an annoying blowhard AND a downright rude son of a bitch. He’s like a giant child; he’s got no social filter. There is absolutely nothing (that I can see) to substantiate his grandiose behavior. I know I’m beating a dead horse, but these things need to be said from time to time.
one of the girls who came to watch our performances who read about my groundbreaking and Internationally renowned featurte article in Philadelphia Magazine last year, said about The Kadeicorn, “You’re everything I hoped you would be” (Referring to the amazing looks, charm, and bigger than life personality that The Brand possesses)
It’s great that you pointed out what she really meant and what was ‘between the lines’, Kade, otherwise we might have assumed that she meant that you were a greasy, stinky, annoying, nostrils-the-size-of-buckets FREAK.
Also, his BBC (blogging beach chair) broke…BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY! Did you leave room in your budget to buy another one from Wal-mart (or wherever the fuck you got it from)? You’re quite the LOSER!
March 30th, 2010: My Suite In NYC Tonight
Yup, it’s a regular room, just as you resident Katers may have guessed. Kade peddles the same old schtick every time, and every time, like an idiot, I report on it, trying to give it some new spin in the form of an insult or a point of view. Eventually I’m going to develop a formula so that those who are still following Duh Gurney from the ‘Wig will know exactly what Kade has been up to, where he’s been and what lies he’s slobbering out this week. It will go something like this: you will visit this website and, on the latest post, you will see a short mixture of letters and numbers (kind of like a Youtube video), each letter and number will correspond to names, dates, places, lies, exaggerations, etc. that I will already have defined and put into a table (if you forget how to read the code, you can refer to the table, which will be in the “Threads to remember” section) and WAH-LAH…you spent 10-20 seconds at the ‘Wig finding out what Arthur was up to and you’re back on your way to your important life. Waddayathink?
The most disgusting thing about the video, which I will NOT link to (besides Kade saying the word “38th” and me suddenly hallucinating that a tidal wave of spittle flew out of his mouth and burned my face as if it was battery acid), was him not only alluding to piss in a toilet BUT SHOWING IT. HE COULDN’T EVEN PUT THE FUCKING LID DOWN. FOR SOME REASON, THE FUCKWAD COULDN’T FLUSH THE TOILET AND PUT THE SEAT DOWN BEFORE HE STARTED RECORDING ANOTHER IMPORTANT KADESTER MONOLOGUE. DOUBLE YOU TEE FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SAW.
April 1st, 2010: The Brand Featured In Jezebel And Inside Vandy (The Vanderbilt Hustler)
One of the great things about following Kade and his Gurney is this: whenever Mr. Shitstorm makes something up or blows something out of proportion, there’s always a few people in the comments section who call him on his shit or re-educate him. I’m learning quite a bit about Philadelphia and New York City just by reading the comments! Hell, I think a blog should be started about the Kade commenters! Who’s with me, WHO’S WITH ME? Alright, more on that later.
He talks about going “ridic back stage at a HUGE event”, which turned out to be the Mercedes AMG Banquet at the Pre-Opening of The NYC Auto Show (something that a commenter said wasn’t very private or hard to get into), then drops links to two online articles that CRITICIZE HIM. I don’t know when Kade will learn (if ever) that negative press IS NOT ALWAYS good press! In this day and age, people are starting to wake up (and it’s about god damn time) and see through the media hype, see past the bright lights, and see assholes for what they really are: people to be ignored. Now, when am I going to take that initiative? Shut your filthy whore mouth, I’ve got a duty to fulfill here.
Here are the aforementioned links:
Kade makes the claim that VanderBilt University is (Named after another Mogul, Gloria Vanderbilt). A quick troll of the comments section brings up the following:
5 Axis Diagnosis on 01 Apr 2010 at 3:28 pm
Vanderbilt wasn’t named after GLORIA Vanderbilt, you assclown. It was named after Cornelius Vanderbilt.
Even Wiki Knows on 01 Apr 2010 at 4:16 pm
Vanderbilt University is a private research university in Nashville, Tennessee, United States. Founded in 1873, the university is named for shipping and rail magnate “Commodore” Cornelius Vanderbilt.
God, you’re stupid.
FINALLY, April 2nd, 2010: Unscripted Talent?
As I was having an amazing convo with an “A-List” “Mega-Bizzer” KA Agent (He has asked not to be identified) who has been following “The Journey” and the progress of my acting career
Either the “Mega-Bizzer” doesn’t exist or isn’t as “A-List” as Fuckedyshes claims. Also, you have no acting “career.” I’ve been an extra, taken acting classes, and traveled in order to pursue acting. I do NOT consider that to be a career. When I’m able to make enough money to live off of as a result of my involvement in the entertainment industry, THEN I may consider it.
his response was “You have become very well known in Hollywood, and pretty much everybody knows who you are,
That’s for sure! “Avoid Arthur Kade at all costs! Your reputation as an actor will be forever tarnished if you so much as have yourself photographed with him! Stay in your homes! Nothing to see here!”
The Brand’s response was, “The Gen Pop all knows that I am going to make millions and be a “”Mega-Star”", but that was never what “”The Journey”" was about. It was just a by-product of me just being a super inspiring and amazing controversial talent, but now I am wondering whether that is backfiring on me, and I will end up being a Multi Media Sensation like Ryan Seacrest, Kathy Griffin, or Chelsea Handler rather than Danny Day Lewis? What can I do to make the winning of “”Lil’ Oscar”" happen faster, and let Hollywood know that I want to be the best that has ever done The Craft”
Opening your mouth and spewing your shit is how this is backfiring on you. Also, winning an Oscar is not the top of the acting world; there are actors out there who have won that little trophy and have not done anything nearly as good since that time. Acting is about WAY, WAY more than shooting for a golden paperweight, but I doubt you’ll ever realize that. Those with stars in their eyes are too blind to see who's leading them (usually down the wrong path).
You are already considered a “”Genius”" for creating the level of exposure you have for yourself
That statement I will agree with because I can’t think of anyone else offhand who has created such a huge amount of hate simply by being themselves (feel free to call me out on this in the comments section).
I have already had my first speaking role aired on Showtime’s Hit Show “LALA Land” where I was featured and made a “Celeb Cameo”
That’s what you’re calling it? I see it more as a “Moment of PWN,” but hey, it’s your world.
You know, Kade, I've heard that Fred Vogel is thinking about doing another "August Underground" movie. You should try and get in on it! I have great faith that you'll DEFINITELY score a speaking role! It's a shame that you were too busy in the financial world to be part of "August Underground's Mordum" because I think you would have been PERFECT for the role of "Guy in coffin who cuts his dick off with a pair of scissors." Now THAT would have been BALLS ASS HOT.
there were so many smokin’ Hot NYC 9’s and 10’s who were all staring at The Brand, his new beard, and fashion forward look that he was sporting ((One of the Entourage nicknamed it “Homeless Couture”" because he said I look Homeless)
They were staring at you because they couldn’t figure out how a homeless guy got into such an “exclusive” event. Either that or they had pinpointed where the "Eau de garbage dump" scent was coming from.
“I look at myself like a modern day Al Einstein or Socrates, because during their heydays, the Gen Pop thought they were weird, crazy, and misunderstood, but now they are considered to be some of the greatest talents in history. I guess sometimes I have to be reminded that what I am doing and the trail I am blazing is uncharted territory, but the ultimate goal is still the same. I really am the first of my kind and will be the first to create a bridge to the Unscripted and Scripted worlds because I am a respected enough personality to do it”
Besides being 'featured' in "Bill and Ted's excellent adventure," Socrates came up with (what was to be later named) the Socratic method, and Mr. Einstein came up with (among many other things) the special and general theories of relativity. You, on the other hand, have an infinite amount of slobber, a never-ending supply of acne and the ability to creep out hairy 50-year-old, one-legged, drooling, mumbling pedophiles. God bless you sir, for you are a toilet paper enigma.
“If Arthur Kade was a gutter, he would drain brilliance”…Arthur Kade…04/02/10
Need I remind you people that International ‘Abandon Kade’ Week starts tomorrow? I might do a few posts next week (but might not, since I said “a weekly abandonment of Kade's blog should also include not visiting the LWK blog as well”) of the comments I’ve collected so far from the beginning of Duh Gurney. They will be divided into three sections: best/funniest comments (from my perspective), people who doubt Kade is real and people who don’t doubt Kade is real.
Thoughts? Questions? Hate?
P.S. Check out Radda's/Hypnogogial's post on Kade at http://raincool.blogspot.com/2010/03/are-you-ace-rimmer-or-arthur-kade.html
Also, for you technical death metal fans:
I know the album this song came from (Calculated) is six years old; that's how far behind the times I am. Nevertheless, I think it's great music and the band should receive more publicity because of it.