It's on the main page as "latest video," so if you're reading this a week from March 23rd, you might not see the uncomfortable (at least for me) interview Kerri-Anne Kennerley did with Resident nutbrain Arthur Kade.
It's my job as a Legowigger to document Kade's lies, so a transcript of the video follows (lies in blue):
Kerri-Anne (KA): His name is Arthur Kade. He says that he can get any woman whenever he wants. In fact, he even has a special ranking dubbed "The Kade Scale." Well, even Hollywood stunner Scarlett Johansson is a 10. Arthur Kade joins us from Los Angeles. Good morning and welcome to the show, Arthur!
Arthur Kade (AK): Hello Kadestralia! G'day mate!
KA: Ah, convincing accent. Um, what do you have that other blokes don't?
AK: Well, I have a lot, I mean I have an amazing personality, I'm a former model, extremely good-looking, extremely successful, I've always been successful and I'm on something called "The Journey" which I document on my blog, ArthurKade.com, where I talk about how I was a financial advisor for years, sold my company to become a full-time actor and author, and am now in the process of potentially getting my own TV show. I'm actually here in Los Angeles meeting with TV networks who all wanna meet me, and I'm also in the process of authoring a book, but uh, I've just got that "it" quality that has made me successful, I was number one in my old company and I just kill it Kade style in, in life.
KA: Wow, I'm just absolutely gobsmacked.
AK: That's, uh, that's, that's the reaction I usually get.
KA: Yeah, yeah I guess you hear that a lot.
AK: I do, I do. I actually just finished my first meeting of the day and the reaction was uh, pretty good.
KA: Amazing. Now, who have you in fact dated? What, what, what's your hit rate?
AK: My hit rate, I love it. You just made me sound like Joe Dimaggio, famous baseball player here. Um, I've pretty much been with everything you can imagine: models, supermodels, CEOs, I've slept with several professional athletes...I've pretty much done it all over here and um, my hit rate's been pretty good. Of course, like any other human being, y'know, sometimes you do strike out and one of the dilemmas that I deal with as a celebrity at this point, is there are women that look at me just for my fame, they look at me for, um, just the money that I'm going to make and it becomes very difficult being a celebrity and rising actor in Hollywood to avoid that pitfall, so I actually went and I documented it on the blog through something called "The Drought" where I actually didn't have sex for eleven and a half months.
KA: Wow. That superficiality must be very disappointing for you.
AK: Well, I, I, y'know, unfortunately, I, I only want to date the best of the best because that's what I'm used to...
KA: Well let's get to the best of the best, I want to look at your Kade Scale. Let's have a look at the Kade Scale. I mentioned Scarlett Johansson's not even in your top ten.
AK: No, she's not and I, y'know, as I break down the Kade Scale for anyone looking at ArthurKade.com after this or during this, you'll see why I break down. I have different looks for different, uh, ratings: ten, nine, eight...And I rate why certain people are better looking than others.
KA: Okay, um, uh, expand on, on who else would you not date, that, that we think are pretty fabulous.
AK: Well, if you look at some of the sevens, and I, and you have to keep in mind, just having had the adventures that I've had as Arthur Kade, um, I've seen a lot of these people or have been next to them in real life, so, for instance, Cameron Diaz I have as a seven: she has horrible skin, ultra skinny, very lanky-looking. She kind of looks a little bit like an alien in real life, very tom-boyish, not a lot of sexuality that comes off. Another example is J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez, who I rate as a seven, who I've also seen, y'know, I've been very close to in Miami and New York, and, um, shorter, a little too voluptuous, her butt's way too big, um, and not really as pretty as you would imagine. But then, of course, there are some girls that are just drop dead gorgeous, I was just hanging out with Victoria's secret model Selita Ebanks, Nick Cannon's ex-girlfriend and I gave her a Kade Angeles ten. I also rate by cities; certain cities are better looking than others. But Selita Ebanks got a ten, she's flawless. Gisele, I've met...
KA: Well she just must be all over you.
AK: Well, Selita and I talked for a little bit but I think she might be seeing somebody, but I've met Gisele, I've met Demi Moore in Philadelphia, I mean, young Demi Moore I gave a ten...
KA: How did, how do you rate Gisele? We were just looking at Gisele...
AK: Gisele's a ten. Gi-Gisele is actually the most impressive girl that you can ever imagine. She's probably about five eleven, six foot tall, I'm six two, so...She had small heels, we stood face to face, she's just extraordinary looking, perfect skin, incredible body, great boobs, perfect butt, I mean she is just absolutely gorgeous.
KA: Now, I've got a couple emails from Australian women. Carly from Melbourne says, uh, they sort of checked you out, Arthur. Uh, sorry but attraction is more than just skin deep. He may think he is good looking, however, a man who brags about his ability to have a woman is a huge turn-off to po...uh, female population. What would you say to Carly?
AK: Well, and you're gonna have, uh, uh, y'know, one of the, the keys to my success is I'm probably one of the more controversial and polarizing people in the world, hence why my bi, my blog and The Journey's being followed by millions, and it's because I do put it out there, I'm confident, I live with bravado but I also acknowledge my failures, so, y'know, when I meet girls, especially hot girls, they're all going to have a different reaction from me and with me, but usually the end reaction is that, "Wow, he's hot, he's super cool, he's a ton of fun," which I wrote about on the blog, when a girl calls you fun, that can actually be derogatory because they look at you as a sexual toy instead of dating...
KA: Maybe you could clear this up. Donna Gardner from Adelaide said, "I think he's deluded, he needs to look in the mirror, uh, maybe he's too busy shaving under his arms." Do you shave under your arms?
AK: I do, I shave everywhere. I am actually a huge fan of grooming. I don't like hair both on women and men.
KA: Well, come one, give all the women who just need a chance. What can they do to impress you, Arthur?
AK: Well, first and foremost, y'know, some girls, no matter what they do, are just not gonna be able to hang in my company. But then there are others who, if they are, let's say a nine or ten, there has to be an aura of sexuality, of personality. They just, y'know, some girls can actually move up the Kade Scale because they exude sexuality...
KA: Oh, do tell. Another hint. We're hangin' here. Just give us another hint how we can move up that Kade Scale.
AK: Moving up the Kade Scale: dressing hot, what I call "Stripper hotness," and just giving off the "I wanna sleep with you" attitude.
KA: Ah, okay, now we've got it. Well, women of Australia are feeling much better for this, this morning. Arthur, I just can't explain what an experience this has been and I just want to say good morning.
AK: Thank you KAK, it's been a pleasure. Kade out!
KA: Some people can say KAK and some people can't.
WOW. What a crock of SHIT. I am so stunned by this mongrel of a human being that I've got absolutely no good insults to end this post with (not that I ever did...perhaps Zombie Kade Will Destroy You should do a guest post). It's a shame that Kerri-Anne didn't call you out on any of your bullshit. She seemed to play the "I'll pump up his ego in a slightly condescending way in order to make him say something even more offensive" game, like others in the past have. WHY, in the name of the GOOD LORD, can't ANYONE who has access to the mainstream, call this guy out on his bullshit IN PUBLIC? It's not as if they have standards! They're in showbusiness, for fuck's sake! Do any Australians know what Kerri-Anne thinks of Kade? Any links to video/audio of her giving her thoughts on that human shitpile?
If you're reading this, Arthur: even though I am a hater, I am NOT jealous of you; quite the opposite, as a matter of fact! I would rather remain a nobody than be known to a few hundred people around the world as an egomaniacal douchebag destined to be hated for the remainder of the lives of the people that have read your blog or seen/heard any of the interviews you've done over the past year. It has been said that people hate you because they envy you. Not true. They hate you because YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. There has also been talk that those who hate you are making you famous. That, also, is a bunch of bullshit; your comments have been dwindling as of late. One might assume that there are approximately thirty people out there who visit your blog simply to hate, laugh and have fun at your expense...and you somehow twist their morbid fascination of your (maybe) upcoming failure as being "fans" of "Duh Gurney."
Yes, you're confident, you live with a sense of bravado, you put it all out there...these things are true. I think it's because the mental censor (the rest of us developed while growing up) in your head was either flushed out a long time ago, or you never had one in the first place. Yes, it's better to be yourself and tell the truth, but what you're doing will ultimately destroy you. If your idea of taking over Los Angeles (or Hollywood, for that matter) is to be yourself in an area (supposedly) full of fake people, then you have had too many FailKrispies for breakfast. Some people are out of sync with the world because they haven't discovered who they are yet, while you are out of sync with the world because of who you are (or, more likely, have become).
(For the rest of you, I haven't commented on his last three posts because I've been busy, but I will get to them in time...Wig 'Th'tyle.)
On a slightly unrelated note, could this be the future for Kade?
Toronto letter-bomber says he was getting revenge
An aspiring actor-model testified Monday that he only meant to scare -- not kill -- a host of intended targets such as his lawyer, a judge and two modelling agency owners by sending letter bombs and spiked water bottles.
Testifying in his own defence, Adel Arnaout, 39, said he also wanted revenge against the Toronto Police.
"I wanted to waste their time and money the way they wasted mine," said Arnaout, adding the officers never investigated his myriad complaints against people he believed had ripped him off.