We were made aware of this situation by two people who used to hang out with Kade. The first person who passed the info along said if we didn't believe it, to confirm with someone else. Now that we have confirmed it, we wanted to share it with all our readers.
Meanwhile, last night in the big metropolis of Reading, PA, the Cockgobbler's main enabler, the festively pumpkin-headed* GN Kang was playing football in her underwear in front of a tiny crowd. I'm sure her parents are proud! The Philadelphia Football Team for Underemployed Women opened its season looking ridiculous and playing in front of a tiny crowd. Congrats.... we think... are in order for GN. For the rest of us, uncomfortable laughter. And for GN's parents, probably a lot of embarassment if they ever find out.
Tonight, Lispy McDouchefaggot is probably going to stay in Philadelphia and act like a retard. Just a prediction. We hope you'll check back tomorrow to see what The Failure..... errrr, the Brand... lies about next. Til then..... se ya! Hope your weekend is better than Kadyshes'!
* unfortunately GN's pumpkin head is not just a Halloween costume.
****THIS IS AN EDIT BECAUSE I KNOW NOWHERE ELSE TO JAM THIS PICTURE****
If she touches you as she says, "Thinner." watch out.