12/8/09

KadeHeart


He dominated "The Biz" in Miami? He didn't get the role he flew down there to audition for. Fucking moron. Lies and BULLSHIT from Arthur Kadhyshes...


Getting back from an amazing domination of “The Biz” and The Craft in Kadeami has been quite a transition because I have been forced to acclimate away from the celeb parties, and “Millionaire Life” that I am accustomed to when I travel, and refocus my amazing mind on building The Resume, and gearing for the New Year, while coming back to my humbling abode at Chateau Kade (It’s so difficult to humble Arthur Kade when he is already a celebrity, and about to become one of the biggest stars in the world by creating a “Third world existence” after just partying with some of the most well known and important “Bizzers” in the world like J-LO and Russel Simmons), and training for what looks like will be an extensive “Warrior Part” in a major motion picture that I will be filming on in January. Even though Arthur Kade is developing a “Hit TV Show”, and writing a potential Pulitzer Prize Winning Book, nothing gives him a bigger erection than starring in movies and bringing home Little Oscar which would be the icing on the cake for “The Journey” when I am living in The Brand’s “McMansion” in Kade Angeles.
One of my favorite movies ever made was Mel Gibson’s “Braveheart”, and I have always hoped that one of my award winning first starring roles would be as a character similar to William Wallace. The Brand would be great at carrying a movie as a warrior/leader because I command such respect from everyone around me in the Gen Pop, and this would translate beautifully to a movie format using a character like William Wallace, and I will also be finding somewhere to “Brush Up” on horse riding (The few times that I have ridden horses, Arthur Kade has been told by the trainers that I was “terrific”, and a “Natural”, and I could feel a definite “Unique Bond with the horse, and it’s primitive need to be the best and be a showpiece for the Gen Pop just like Arthur Kade), and also need to find a place that I can also train on my sword fighting and spear fighting so that I am prepared to look great on film (Every indication is that I have been cast in the role, but in “The Biz” even stars like Arthur Kade aren’t sure what can happen minute to minute, or what new or better projects might be thrown into my lap). I can only imagine theaters full of Kade Nation members cheering on Arthur Kade while he chopped heads off, and led a tribe of warriors to “Freedom”, and the chants of “Brand” and “Kade” at the end of the credits would be deafening.
The experience that I had as a Northern Tribe Warrior in M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Last Airbender” (The movie that I filmed on for almost a month, where I gained enough waivers to become “SAG-Eligible” because of my unique “Combat Skills” and “Green-Eyes”) was amazing because I truly was like a leader for my fellow Crafters on set, and was constantly put “On camera”, and got extensive face time for the movie, all while impressing the production crew and staff along the way with my professionalism, determination, and commitment to making Night’s movie everything it could be to catapult him back to the top of the “Biz” ladder, and show them that a rising actor like Arthur Kade can work in a team environment (This is why I was such a great Basketball player for years, because Arthur Kade had a premier scoring ability to “Fill it Up” at will, but knew when to pull back and involve my teammates who needed more confidence and reassurance to play better ((When they weren’t as good as me)), because they new that at crunch time, The Brand was money). The excitement that I have if I get this roll is that it may open up a door for The Brand to get a starring or supporting role in a combat movie/epic, or perhaps lead to more work in “The Biz” around stunts and fighting. With The Brand’s “Leading Man” looks, and extensive athletic background, and being 6′2″ which is unheard of for stunt work, I could really build myself a “Rep” as a great working “Combat/Fighting” actor.
Here is some recent Kade Nation Fan Mail from around the world, with one being a “Kade Style” shout out to a fan getting married (WHY????) by video and my U.Kade (United Kadeom) fans have been telling me that I need to “Jet Set” over to London for a “Quickie” (This is what international socialites like The Brand call a night of partying in another country, and then coming right back across The Pond to get back to The Craft), and I am now looking into what pricing would be for a London NYE, “Kade Style”. I also have some HUGE Media/Press things happening right now for “The Journey” that I cannot comment about due to confidentiality requests, but 2010 will officially be “The Year Of The Brand”, “Kade Style”, and finally an amazing vid from SET in Miami at the Loubintin Party.
“If Jay-Z gets “”Spiked”" out in MSG, then Arthur Kade gets “”Jacked”" out in Staples”…Arthur Kade…12/08/09
Arthur-
Hey man, love the site, my buddies and I follow it. Actually, some of my buddies are from Conshy and used to see you at the gym down there. They are a bunch of regular gen poppers. Anyways -
One of my buddies is getting married soon. His name is Sean - he’s a pretty legit attorney in DC but his wedding is in Philly. Can you do a Kade video shout out to him at some point? He’s a big fan, worships the Kade Style and The Brand. Like a little bitch, he’s stressing about his wedding and his severe OCD has made it comical. A Kade Style video shout out capitalizing on this would be ALL TIME.
Alright man, best of luck and keep at it. Later man-
Gordo


Dear Arthur,
There’s a really hot party going down this Friday in London, England, at two of the most exclusive clubs there - Embargos and 151. I’d be so honoured if you could jet over and join me and some friends for a private birthday party beforehand. We’re all on the list for both events, and i’m sure you could just strole in anyhow, kade-style and dominate the place with all the 9s and 10s. Apparently George Galloway and Kerry Katona may be there too, so you’ll have an A-list crowd to party with. Hope you can make it. If not, see you in London soon.

Duncan out!x

33 comments:

  1. I thought Artshitz might start crying at around 0:25 in that "shout out".

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  2. Great spoof letter from the British fan. George Galloway is a disgraced member of Parliament who went to Iraq to praise Saddam Hussein, and appeared on our Big Brother doing an impression of a cat, and Kerry Katona is a disgraced minor pop star and drug addict. But Kade wouldn't know that.

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  3. Wow.

    Moron had to state "this is unbelievable" twice. So a bit of high culture got inserted downmarket in an unorthodox venue - only the most pedestrian, provincial, classless tool would be so impressed....oh wait.

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  4. Sword fighting... Arturd, the jokes have written themselves.

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  5. This might be the stupidest post he has ever fucking written. He has been getting ripped apart so he goes on his blog and makes up a bunch of shit to restart the dellusions. You are an extra fuckstick!

    JBone

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  6. I'm guessing a Ballet has never performed in Phila?

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  7. He's not even making excuses for his missing furniture. He owes the POD Company an apology.


    SAG Card Eligible!

    The delusions are taking over.

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  8. Of course he would be a natural at riding a horse. Horses make a great therapy tool for the mentally handicapped. In fact I've actually had a good expirence with a cousin who has autism and learned how to ride a horse. Wow, Artie finally got something right!

    In all seriousness this stuff works. Look up Horse/Equine Assisted Therapy programs in your area. They are well worth it.

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  9. Mr. Ed here:


    Arthur and Horses............ NAY..............................................

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  10. I hope the open mics on the other cameras picked his dumb ass up.

    "THIS IS A NIGHTCLUB!"

    "THIS IS MY TABLE!"

    THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!"

    Notice how many others in the vid were going off like this assmuncher: exactly none.

    He did make one true statement, though: "That guy's getting more than me!"

    Such a cock!

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  11. Hi,

    Does anyone know if Sabrina Strickland and Arthur Kade are still dating each other...I haven't heard either of them deny this?

    Thanks!

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  12. Considering the venue, it was a nice little performance, a tad obvious in the choice of material but pleasant, tastful in a subcultural sort of way.

    And there's Artard ruining it all in for all within earshot, drooling while oogling the dancer's junk (but which one?!)

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  13. sabrina sounds like a man. makes sense that Fin Face might be interested.....

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  14. Does anyone else get a headache reading these things? Random capitalization, superfluous prepositions and half-formed thoughts - I think I could mash my dick on the keyboard and create a more fluid dialogue.

    It pisses me off because I want to know what buffoonery the monkey is up to, but I seriously can't read it all straight through anymore. It's just too much.

    Damn you Arthur Kade. Damn you straight to hell.

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  15. Matt - the only sensible way to read the Turd's posts is to snort a huge line of blow before you start. Wait 5 minutes and repeat, then read, it will make much more sense!

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  16. Arthur's Little pee-peeDecember 8, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    I've started to skim and just land on a random line to pick apart. It's not hard, almost every one is a lie. Today I stopped on "I was such a great Basketball player for years, because Arthur Kade had a premier scoring ability to “Fill it Up” at will, but knew when to pull back and involve my teammates who needed more confidence and reassurance to play better"

    By now, most people know that Arthur did not play basketball in college. Even if he did this kind of gloating would be pathetic. But since he didn't, at best he's 32 years old and bragging about his prowess on the intramural, street or high school level. More likely, it's just more lies and/or delusions.

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  17. He thinks he commands respect as a warrior/leader in a Braveheart kind of role?No one ever trusted a leader with a lisp.

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  18. So the combination of Arthur's silence, and the guilt posts about taking out his friends, and the whole molestation thing was starting to make me feel a bit bad about supporting this, but now that he is now post hangover, and back to opening his rancid pie-hole, i digress...

    Take em' all down boys...

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  19. Letth go forwarded into ba'el! And we will be victoriouth!

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  20. Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some pussy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!
    My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!
    I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the shit out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so fucking loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 fucking yards tonight! I’m that fucking pumped!
    I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I fucking love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!
    I’m thinking about buying a boat this year!
    I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his ass! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!
    I’m gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

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  21. I will valet tonight!
    I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!
    I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”!
    When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!
    I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!
    I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!
    When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!
    I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to fucking party again tomorrow!

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  22. It's a common enough mistake but I have to point it out to Arthur all the same as I want him to be seen in the best possible light." ....and it's primitive need to be the best..." In this situation Arthur when the 'its ' is possessive there is no need for the apostrophe. Confusion arises as if you wrote ..'Arthur's primitive need to be...' there of course is an apostrophe, but with 'it' there is not.
    Now take this onboard Arthur and as time progresses you may, incrementally, reduce your reputation as an ignorant, illeducated, illiterate, boring, bragging useless tool.
    Also, the letter from England, as already stated, the two 'celebrities' are complete jokes. Especially Kerry Katona. If you have a little search on t'internet you can find her playing the one stringed banjo....and a right big hairy minge she has got...as for Galloway, well he IS a big hairy minge, a know all Scottish big mouthed cunt who made a complete cunt and laughing stock of himself on a celebrity Big Brother when he did an immitation of a cat. It was so excrutiatingly cringeworthy I had to hammer my toes straight after seeing it.

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  23. Does the way he changes tenses and goes from first to third person in the midst of a sentence make anyone else's head feel like it is going to explode? Jesus Fucking Christ!

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  24. @Matt Beauchamp...

    I'm often the guy posting Cock Gobbler's blog here and I HAVE to read them so I can write an intro. As time has gone on I've become less enthused about doing this. There was one post recently that I started and stopped no less then FOUR FUCKING TIMES because it annoyed me so much. I was happy one of our other admins took hold and posted it. I find that I want to step on cute, cuddly kittens after reading most of what this mongoloid writes. I'm looking forward to the day he folds up the tent and we can all go back to using the internet for what it was made for... porn.

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  25. Funny that one of Cock Gobbler's favorite things is on this list.

    http://www.ultimatehatelist.com/2009/09/top-10-stupidest-things-girls-like.html

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  26. MC 900: I'm counting two things: making t-shirts and brunch.

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  27. @MC
    They came out with part 2 which included Peacocking and Romantic Comedies.

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  28. Amen, MC900... A to the MEN! I am still completely disgusted with the whole legalese nonsense that was thrust upon us yesterday. Although it was informative to those who know more than the average 'kater' about these 'people'... it really deflated my whoopie cushion. It's here for the taking so we took it... too easy. (First amendment and all) But, If he's ALLOWING 'comments' and THIS is a place for 'comments' about HIS blob... yet we're being 'warned' by a juicelover to only talk about unicorns and butterflies... I just don't get it. You kids have fun. I'll check back every once in a while and I will continue to loathe the aforementioned blobber. Actually, I will pray for his soul. This is all just my opinion and I don't know any of you. The Loo :(

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  29. I use to comment on Arties' blog an awful lot, and on here at first as well. Work and a serious family illness has prevented me from commenting, but I have stopped by on occasion to to check how things were going. Last night after I put my kids to bed I came here to check things out and had a revelation. I started thinking about a Simpsons episode in which Homer is talking to Kurt and Kurt's bragging about his new fabulous single life. He says to Homer he gets to sleep in a car bed, where does Homer sleep and Homer replies in bed with my wife. That exchange is Arties' life in a nutshell. He's never going to go away people. I'm not saying to give up the good fight, but you will never bring him down. The only way he will go away is if the money, drugs and friends dry up or he goes out by his own hand. Best of luck to all the regulars, and have a great holiday.

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  30. I totally forgot about the making of t-shirts... so, 20% of the list is stuff he like. I'm going to go out on a limb now and say it's actually 40% and maybe even as high as 50% depending on how loose you play it.

    Trendy Yogurt Place... not yogurt, but he does love trendy places.

    Ethnic Restaurants... that Russian place he goes with his family and the Jewish deli.

    Reality TV... Is there any question what he's trying to land with his blog and utter stupidity?

    As for all the law shit going on right now... people, PLEASE stop posting things if you don't know them to be true. I abuse these assholes, but would never say, "XYZ does drugs and has killed a hobo." unless I had the rock solid evidence to convict them in a court of law. Though I'd then hope they got off and Dexter paid them a visit.

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  31. Where is our monkey? Can someone in Philly try to poke him with a stick? Dance MOnkey, Dance!

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  32. The monkey has posted more delusions. At least his blob livens up my workday.

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  33. @Hank Moody

    Yeah that drives me fucking insane too. I actually made a post on his site yesterday as "Grammatical Person" (linking to the Wikipedia page explaining proper usage). I told him that it was annoying enough when he does it within a paragraph but that it makes him look insane or retarded when he does it within a single sentence.

    Today that post is gone. lol

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